Would You Rather

Never be able to take a hot shower or to eat fried food again?  Have the ability to read minds or the ability to move objects with your mind?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it's time now for another round of
would you rather? Uh, here we go? Would you rather
never be able to take a hot shower or never
be able to eat fried food again, specifically fried chicken
and fried catfish.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I never, I never. I never have fried food again.
I can't take a shower, hot shower, no hot show. Well,
who on a cold shower?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
A lot of people take cold showers. I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't, but they do need the shower. I take
too many a day. I need that shower. It can't
be cold.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yesterday, Your nephew takes three showers a day.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Stop letting him tell y'all that before taking no damn
three showers a day.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, you got with you. You got radio show, he
got radio show, he tool, and he got a TV
show and a game show.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Where the hell he got time to take three damn
showers a day, y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Letting him tell y'all this stuff fall.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Dude, Hold up, hold, let me paint this picture for you.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Got a four hour radio show that he do every day.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
He got a TV show, he got game show, he toured,
he got kids, he got to go to baseball games with.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
He got to go to proms and stuff with.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
He got family time and he got a white How
he take three showers a day?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
He worked? Shall letting him tell you that fun? How
would you know all this?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Because I got moreded he got he.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Got no time for no damn three shows a day.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Gotta make this money? Man, three damn showers a day.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Good?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, I get home sometime I fall asleep in my office.
Ain't gonna be no damn shower.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Now sitting up in here, Man, sitting up here, you
just like my stylist Ellie with his little simple ass,
over overdoing and all this hor notion and baby in
his damn So get your Let we can go. Man
sitting up in here, rubbing all between your damn toes,
put some all on your foot and.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Let's go like you take all this damn showers. Man,
you ain't that damn clean. We got to go.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Thank you? All right? All right, next one, let him
tell you that for go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Would you rather have the ability to read minds? Or
did you rather have the ability to move objects with
your mind?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Moving the object you want to read mind with your mind?
I know you don't like me all I don't need
to read your mind. Man, No, I don't need that.
I want to move stuff with my mind.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
All right, you're listening.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
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