Would You Rather

Participate in the Black Rodeo or drive a car full of roaches?  Be back at age 21 for a week or go forward to age 70 for a week?  Have sex with a consenting stranger or an ex?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And it's time out for a rounded.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Would you rather?

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Would you rather participate in the Black Rodeo or would
you rather drive a car full of roaches?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Rodeo or roaches? Oh? I hadn't been in the Black Rodeo?
What you're talking about? Real? Yeah? Man, I didn't perform
at the Black Rodeo in Dallas, Texas. That's the thing.
You don't want to miss. The Black Rodeo. That's off
the chain. Black rodeos off the chain. Yes, that's off chain.
And I'm not rabbing no roaches, no, damn well, but
I'm with.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Them at all.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Now. I will tell y'all this that this, this did
happen to me. I got down in that in that
dirt at the rodeo and caught what you called chicker.
You ever heard of chicker? Yeah? Yeah, Oh my god.
I was scratching him for days and didn't know what
was wrong. Mean, y'all know, I can't take nothing like that.
I was scratch him for day. Who can?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
You're not odd or special in that one?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And then this cowboy got to you said you know
what you need to do? You need to pee on yourself.
I said, that's the cure. Really, I said, I'm not
doing that up there, scratching, but housing that shall being
on me. You hear me? What that is? Way?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Am I? You know what, Timmy, some stuff you can
take to your grad you.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Don't have to share with us. Yeah, I got them
off of you. Hey, I found out what it takes.
That's what it takes. That's what it takes.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
So it was like a little rash you're saying, yeah,
like little little little red spots.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, man, bad, they get under your skin and they
stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Would you rather.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Be back at age twenty one for a week or
would you rather go forward to age seventy for a week.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm going one or seventy one? We go forward, all right,
we go forward. I might not even be there. Yeah,
we're kind of close to the end. Yeah you are.
I don't want to and go up there and look
around and I ain't there, not be there, I am

(02:11):
not here. Wait a minute, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Would you rather have sex with a consulting a consenting
stranger or would you rather have sex with an ex
consenting stranger or an ex?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh no, I'm consenting. Hi, Hi, I'm Tommy, and uh uh.
It is such a pleasure to meet you? And how
do you want to do this? I mean we yeah,
we ain't going back to this the eggs, No, because
that's always been a stranger right there anyway. Yeah, because

(02:48):
I'm like, why do y'all keep throwing these exes?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
And if we don't want the exes, we're not doing
nothing with the exes.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
A consenting stranger. Hey, how you doing? Do you like steak?
I'm Tommy, I'm a comedian actor. Anything else you need
to know? Shall we get shall we get naked? Over here?
What do you want to make up?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Sounds so clinical?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
All right, that's right coming up.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Thank you guys. That's today's roundup?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Would you rather coming up next?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It is our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.