Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now, guys, to play around it. Would you rather?
Would you rather win five million dollars and share it
with your coworkers or act like you never won anything?
Anything you every day look in your eye ain't nothing.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I've got some money before and it ain't said a
word to you.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Would you rather drive a school bus full of first
graders or be a first grade teacher? Which one on
that buck?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Give me that buck. I'm gonna drive the bus.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
With your ass outs the harvest.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now keep on.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm gonna make a hard left yass into that wall again.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Keep on danger.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
If I'm your teacher, you're gonna be in the third
grade again.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I ain't gonna help you none of it. I ain't
got no patience for teaching kids.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh God, bless our educators.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I much love to them teachers.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Man, I give him more money paid.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I have told you to into his folks, say and to.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right? Would you rather have dinner with JD. Vance?
We all know who he is? Or would you rather
have dinner with your ex?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'll be sitting up there with that candidate.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
He does where yeah, j K?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Or you're asking about this isline. I'm not eating with
my ex But why are you wearing ieliner though? What
the hell?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Say not say it to my face like I had
the most threatening asked dinner he's ever been. He would
be able to enjoy his food with my head tilted
the whole time.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
What'd you say? Dog?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Be side face the whole face?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Would you rather give up all dairy forever? Or would
you rather give up all sugar forever?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Man, no ice cream?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
That's I'll give it all all dairy.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
As much as I love ice cream, Junior.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, all dairy.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
We gotta give up all dairy, all dear not sugar. Tommy,
are we bothering you? Answer the question? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It ain't gonna really have them, dog, just say something. Yeah, alright,
I'm just thinking I ain't no more butter or nothing there. Yeah,
need to give a.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Would you rather eat barbecue with two pieces of white bread?
Would you rather eat barbecue with two dinner rolls.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Bread?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm going with Alkay, come up next. It is our
last break of the day, and Steve Harvey will close
out the show right after this. You're listening to Harvey
Morning Show