Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for it. Would you
rather here's the first question. Would you rather get a
paper cut on your finger every time you turn the
page of a book or a magazine or something, Or
would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat?
So what's worth?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Give me that paper cutt I'll take the paper book
because I ain't reading no book no way.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
So.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It ain't for to be too much damage. Yeah, by
the time, I don't never read more than a page anyway,
I beat a page, bite my damn tongue.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I think I'd rather bite my tongue.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We must ain't never beat it before. I've been my
tongue before. But I don't like paper cuts.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I hate that rather coming up.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Like you, rather do that?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, ye, cut, I can't bite. I hate biting my tongue,
biting my jaw yall.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That is painful.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And when the molars chopped down, lord, and then you
do it back to back?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Make what is wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
You alone?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And take that the heel in there?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah a long time? All right, here's another one. Would
you rather be a little late, just a little bit late,
or just way too early, way too early.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm going with the little late. Really yeah, I'm a
celebrity cordially.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh yeah, you're a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna be way too early sitting up in
here for me, I'm sitting up in here off and
like I'm thirsty, Like if y'all this will be yeah, Hey, yeah,
I'm sitting up here like I ain't got no work
or nothing. Role want to do this show? Hey, how
y'all doing this? Speaking of everybody coming into let's Steve Harvey. Hi, guys,

(02:02):
how you do what I'm here? Hey, just let that Yeah,
he just let whoever it is, let's let's let him
over here. But a five minutes early, really need this?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So yeah, you're a celebrity, so you can l I
hate being late, Oh god, I hate.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I had a guy one time though. This happened in
New Orleans, and me and him fell out behind. This
had a meeting doing Essence Festival with this guy at
this restaurant and I had I had a driver, and
so the driver got caught up in traffic and was waiting,
and so when I got to the restaurant, I got
there ten minutes late. This guy was a white collar
Wall Street guy. He said, wow, you're late. I said yeah,

(02:42):
I called you man. I was running behind up my
driver got stuck in traffic. He said, you didn't think
to get a cab. I said, no, I didn't think
to get a cab. Well, if if a cab would
have gotten you here on time, you think that would
have been better. I said no, I can't get in cabs. Dog,
I'm famous. I don't know what this dude finna take me.
I got a drive. All of a sudden, he got
Steve Harvey the cab. Now I'm in the back of

(03:03):
the French Quarter getting my ass.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Whooped coming up at forty nine minutes tap to the hour.
It's our last break of the day, and of course
we'll get some closing remarks from the one and only,
our fearless leader, Steve Harvey. Rather be a little late.
Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.