Would You Rather

Go back to college for one month or your job?  Watch HBCU football games or halftime show?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round it. Would you rather?
Would you rather go back to college for a month
or go back to your first job for a month?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
First off, my first job?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What was your first job?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Blockbusting? Oh you're going to wear in the movie.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You should have said you were in the movie business.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's why I'm worked at sixteen years old. But Winton tapes?
That was cool?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh okay, all right, So you want to go back?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What about you, Steve? It ain't gonna be. They don't
even have my job no more. Don't even think who
was it? What the hell? You were?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
A paper boy?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Paper boy?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Ride down the street on my bike early in the
morning with this stick tuning bet damn get away the dogs?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
All right? Would you rather as master paper as back?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Would you rather watch HBCU football games or would you
rather watch HBC you halftime show?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Halftime?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Half time?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
We go for the half time? Don't I'd rather watch? Yeah?
You would?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You don't like halftime?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Or you prefer the game? Don't like halftime. It's just
I like the sports.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay, all right? Would you rather take a shot of
castor oil every day? Or would you rather take three
shots of tequila every day?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Now give me a castro call.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I'm already castor oil taking it away head day, I'm
taking a castler, I take that to quila.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That three shots of tequila is just so you don't know,
I'm already I'm already saying enough, I'm on the internet.
Now I don't I don't even know what that to
do to me, and I'm way too old to find out.
Three shots of the man.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I was on vacation this summer and we we we
were having lunch with this overseas that we met, and
they ordered tequila shots. And when my tequila came, I
dipped my cigar in it and was smoking my cigar
dipping it into tequila. So one of the ladies that
was in the group, we all take a shot to

(02:16):
the head. You gotta throw yours back, looking just who
the hell are you?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
My wife ain't trying to make me do this, and
she's sitting right next to me. No to the head,
to the head, we all take a shot.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Did you know her?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Why? Just man? I'd met her before, because she's a
flame of say this. No, her husband was famous. Okay, okay,
nice lady, Nice lady.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
And the couples we were with were really nice, but
I didn't get there.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You got to take a shot ye on that other
stuff though, stay away from it, patrono.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I the last one. Would you rather have a tiny
mouse in your car? Would you rather have a bee
buzzing around?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Which one? Either way? I'm flipping the cup, feel a way,
I'm flipping the car. I gotta have that bee in
this car, the damn mouse in that car.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
All right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up
next to our last break of the day, and we'll
close out the show with the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.