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September 9, 2024 3 mins

Kiss your ex on the cheek for $500K or on the lips for $1M?  Take a trip to Brazil with five of your friends or to a private island with your loving wife?  Eat lemon pepper wings or buffalo?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for a rounded. Would you rather here we go?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Would you rather kiss your ex on the cheek for
five hundred thousand dollars? Or would you rather kiss your
ex on the lips for one million dollars?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
To me, if I got to kiss, I'm gonna take
all right.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Normally when we bring xes up, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Mean you, you keep bringing it up. It ain't absolutely
all right. Would you rather a trouble the way out.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
But still get a million?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
You scared me? I'm scaring you.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Will Would you rather take a trip to Brazil with
five friends? Or would you rather visit a private island
with your loving wife?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh, I'm going to fill what surprise? No luggage on
the we fed naked for a.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Week, traveling with the eagles in the back. Or No,
I'm on the private island with my wife because that's
where I belong, because.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
That's where she wants me to be. That's not where
my mind said I want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Answer right here. See, there's no way in hell I
can go to Brazil on all right, which I don't
have five saved.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Would you rather lemon pepper wings or hot buffalo wings?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Lemon junior like buffalo.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, buffalo, Steve when it's too hot?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, mild, you want mild buffalo?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Would you rather bathe in your wife's leftover bath water?
Or would you rather use a water hose outside?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh? Uh, I'm outside with the waterholes? Eye, my man.
My wife takes two three dams some day.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I seen my wife on some rough days. I'm going
outside and with their water hole.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Would you damn sure? I ain't gonna want to use
my bad.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
As we say on this show, let's reverse it. Yeah,
all right. Would you rather a comedy residency at a
local restaurant or would you rather a comedy residence residency
on a cruise ship?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, give me the local restaurant.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, they fighting on them ships, got COVID on them ships.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's too much going on on them ships. I'm at
the local restaurant.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
See local restaurant or cruise ships performing people eating? If
you don't like that that combination.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
See if I did, and now I would helicopter into
the cruise shift for each show, then finish it in
helicopter down.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay, baala, okay, all right, they do.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
That, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's today's roundup. Would you rather coming up next, It
is our last break of the day, and we'll close
out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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