Would You Rather

Have your eggs scrambled hard or over easy?  Watch the game at a sports bar or with your wife?  Be known as a sex symbol or funniest man?  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for a round it would you rather, guys,
would you rather egg scrambled hard? Or would you rather
your eggs over easy? Which one?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Over easy? Easy? Hell? Yeah, over easy?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Really, I'm not finna be just trying to spoon up
them little rocks rolling.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes, but you want the dripping of the over easy.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
And my boy, the late great Greg Calhoun, his eggs,
he wanted them scramble extra, extra hard extra. It was
so crazy, man. We would be at a buffet line
at a golf course and the dude would make it.
He said, no, not a little bit harder. So the
dude to put them back in the killing rolling on
and then he put the boodle on plate. He said, hey, man,

(00:41):
just want you scrambling it a little bit harder. The
dude looking at him like.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You do know these ain't eggs no more, won't be
a little hard scuds, my dogs.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Would you rather watch the game at a sports bar
or would you rather watch the game with your wife? Interesting,
that's horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's not a horrible to me.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I have to watch the game with my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That you know. You have to answer that weight, that's
what you have to do. That ain't what you got it.
That ain't what you want to do. You have to
answer that way though.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's absolutely what's wrong with watching with your wife? What's
the issue because.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
They don't know the game?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
The question what kind of what kind of questions? Because
you're supposed to They act like you're really supposed to
watch the Super Bowl with it, like that's supposed to
be manden for some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's the couple's things. Yeah, a lot of couples watch
the game together with other couples. What what's.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
To watch?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
What they do?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Touchdown in interception?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Interception?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
My wife said one time he was sized off.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
He was off side talking up God, wud be alike?
What are they standing over there talking for them? The referees?
Why don't they let them play? It's a time out?
How you just gonna stop playing? Who's all the people
work for? Foot lock out there? Who is all them?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's a shame?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right? It's his kick because it was sixty four yards?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Do you answer like that, Steve with your hand on
your forehead and.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Him making it will slim any damn?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You fire him? All right? We're moving on. Who would
you rather be known as the sex symbol? Or would
you rather be known as the sexiest man, as the
funniest man, sex symbol, or funniest man, or I be
beat his because I ain't gonna be no sex song.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That was vio. I missed that. I missed that train.
I want to beat up. I am a sex sympol.
I can't get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
You can't help no, I can't get rid of that.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, and that right there is the funniest thing you.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's today's round the would you rather guys? Thank you?
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