Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it is time for it. Would you
rather here's the first question. Would you rather get a
paper cut on your finger every time you turn the
page of a book or a magazine or something, Or
would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat?
So what's worse?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Give me that paper cut?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Cut? Paper cuts? I'll take the paper hook because I
ain't reading no book no way, so that ain't going
to be too much damage.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Time. I don't never read more than a page anyway.
I beat a page. Bite my damn tongue.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think I'd rather bite my tongue.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, no, you don't. We must have never been it before.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I've been tongue before.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
But I don't like paper cuts.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Coming up, that cut. I can't bite. I hate biting
my tongue, biting my jaw Ya.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
That is painful and molus when the molars chopped down, lord,
And then you do it back to back?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Make what is wrong with me? You a long and
take that the heel in there? Yeah? A long time?
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Here's another one. Would you rather be a little late,
just a little bit late, or just way too early?
Way too early?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm going with the little late. Really, I'm a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Cordially, Oh yeah, you're a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I'm gonna be way too early.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Sit up in here for I'm sitting up in here
off it like I'm thirsty, Like if y'all know this
will be yeah, Hey, yeah, I'm sitting up here like
I ain't got no work or nothing role, I shouldn't
want to do this show. Hey, how y'all doing this?
Speaking of to come in? That's Steve Harvey.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hi, guys, how you doing? I'm here? Hey, just let
that Yeah, hen't just let whoever it is, let's let's
let him know here. But five minutes early? Really need this?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So, yeah, you're a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
So I hate being late.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I had a guy one time though This happened in
New Orleans, and me and him fell out behind. This
had a meeting doing Essence Festival with this guy at
this restaurant, and I had I had a driver, and
so the driver got caught up in traffic and was waiting,
and so when I got to the restaurant, I got
there ten minutes late.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
This guy was.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
A white collar Wall Street guy. He said, wow, are
you late? I said, yeah, I called you man, I
was running behind him. My driver got stuck in traffic.
He said, you didn't think to get a cab. I said, no,
I didn't think to get a cab. Well, if if
a cab would have gotten you here on time, you
think that would have been better. I said no, I
can't get in cabs, dog, I'm famous. I don't know
what to do for it to take me. I got

(03:01):
a drive all of a sudden, he got Steve Harven
the cabinw I'm in the back of the French Quarter
getting my ass whipped.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.