Would You Rather

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather work as a cashier on Black Friday,
the biggest shopping day of the year, or would you
work rather work as Santa in the mall?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh, why not Santa sitting on me peeing on my
leg all day?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, you hear that, kids, I'll go to jail because
I don't really like other people. Kids. So now I
ain't gonna be good. Let me go and be this
cash register. I can make some money on the regist.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Make money, Yeah, Junior.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm gonna I'm gonna be a cashier. I'll be a
cash here Black I can't wait for the fight to
break that. I'm gonna get the cashier.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
There ain't that much money they're gonna lose at that store. Man,
he goes, ain't got no.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Next, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Would you rather sweet potatoes with marshmallows or candy yams?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Which one candy candy? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, let me tell you so, y'all, And let me
tell y'all, y'all sweet potato people eat marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Stop okay, asking us food stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You don't get to do this. Stop what.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I give your opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, call it, that's fine, but y'all need to stop.
Stop marsh mellows on that.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That ain't attracted. I give damn I no marshweto candy yam, all.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Right, stop doing that. Stop doing that.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's regular candy yams.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's white folk recipe. Stop not we can yeah people sugar,
cinnamon and butter.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
You as me, don't forget the.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Would you rather be a caddy at the Masters or
water boy at the super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Not being no damn water boy caddy caddy at the Masters?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Man, Well, you're at the super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
About water boy? About that? Something about that boy on
the end of it. I don't be a whole lot
of thirsdass people.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
If you need to run your ass some water, I'm
not doing that. I want them clubs at the masters
Man with somebody that's winning it too.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, with that white jump on.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh yeah, all right? Would you rather take a winter
road trip with no heat in the car or no
seat belt?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
June, I'm gonna have to go with no seat belt.
I have to go down there, dive. He ain't got
that heat on it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
First, first of all, it's winter. Let's start there, which one, Steve?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh, no seat belt? I ain't gonna hit nothing, No way,
you said no seatbelt? Yeah, no seatbelt? I got heat?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, you gotta have heat.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
All right, guys, thank you. That's today's roundup. Would you
rather coming up next? It is our last break of
the day, and we'll close out the show with the
one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
We grew up with no seat belt on car. Hell yeah,