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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today, gathered for the
radio show. This is not a game. This is a contest.
Anybody can win it. You can get your own blue ribbon.
Step right up, one, all for one, All ye who come?
You are blue ribbon candidates. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest.
(00:25):
What do you want a blue ribbon in?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Today?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's the question, Shirley, what do you think you could
qualify to get a blue ribbon.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
In just the way I do the show, the way
I run the show? Call it?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What do you think you could get a blue ribbon
in the way I direct the show?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now let's begin the ignorance. Junior, what do you think
you could get a blue ribbon?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I could get a blue ribbon in animal sounds?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
See that, Jay, What do you think you could get
a blue ribbon.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
In ignitance from nowhere?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
When you don't think it's coming straight ignorant.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Out of nowhere? Nephew, Tommy, share with us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
What you could get a blue ribbon in that you
have probably already had.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Thousands the seriousness of stupidity.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I bring it to a whole other level.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I
take offense with what you did, because on the show,
I do animal noises.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I do animal.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You can't change your hands. You don't do you don't do,
but want.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He doesn't do animal noises, animal noises on the show.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, okay, stop stop stop stop stop. Sureley, do a kangaroo?
What happened to this Canada? Okay, Shirley do a gorilla? Okay, Okay, okay, Okay, Shirley.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Not do a chimpanzee. She's good at that, man, she's
really good.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That was Caesar. Now, now who was that one? Who
was that Shelley?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, that was Shirley. Man, that was that was her
best one. Watched her kill this one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay, Ley, Shirley,
do a sheep? Okay, Shelley, Shelley, Charlie do a.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Pe Auks just had a spell. It don't sound like.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't know, like I didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You just pronounced the word.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I know what it came to.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Show.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
We'll be back.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Surely sounds right out here.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
All morning the talent and we didn't even know she
did animal sounds.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Got to the jumple when we come back. You're listening
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