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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are, last break of the
day on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
The last Yeah, one more memorial next week.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah about what?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
You know?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
You're on Timmy just you know, y'all just did me
last break and everything? You know, what's the point of
having a grill if I ain't got no fence. I
can't have a fence.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Why don't you get a fence though.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm working on getting a fence?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Time?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What I mean?
Speaker 6 (00:31):
What is you working on? How long you need to decide?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
You know what this it's not like living in the
apartment again. I can't do the same things I was
doing in the apartment. I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What do you mean you can't do what?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Because it's it's some people called h your wait people whoever?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Okay, Well, let me ask you something though. Are you
in the neighborhood where no one has a fence?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, the person next door to me got a fence.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Everybody around you probably got a fend. You're just looking
at what we what did you looking at? Well, let
me ask the question.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
Did they put the fist up after your black ass moved?
You didn't think about that?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Junior if they got a fence, why don't you get
a fence? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
They told me I had to go talk to these
people and I had to get a signature for these
people to okay me.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Having a fence.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You got to what people, the people that behind.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You and the nighbors. You got to ask them you
can have a fence.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
They got to approve.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I ain't know nothing about this. It was easy in
the apartment, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Ok So yeah, man, but you still need a grill.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
So you have a little piece of concrete in the
back of your door, like a little flat patio.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I got a whole Oh yeah, what you think supposed
to be on it? What's no?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What's what's on the table?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
It's it's pine straw next door to it. The ain't
nothing known it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You ain't got no, you ain't got no. I'll do
furniture on your patio or nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh no, no, I ain't none.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Let me just walk.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You ain't got no grass, pastra, sir pastra.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Where do you smoke cigars?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I smoked that upstairs on the deck.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh yes, it ain't no grill up there either.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Oh, you can't handle grill? Because it's showd. You can't
have no grill on that one.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You gotta everythings real shaming.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What what is this called?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
No, it's not that, surely it's the I'm as should
I get the fence first before I get the grill?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It's all I'm asking.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Disappoint is what it is. See, dog, I have a grill.
I don't care what's happening.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You're not. You're not for this life. I got full grills.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You got full grills time, Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I think. I think the biggest surprises you don't have
no grill. Yeah, then you take this shock off your
face bout here having folk. The shock is you don't
have shocked at all.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, I think.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Well, let me ask you a question, junior, if you
were to go by a grill, what type of grill
would you get?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
He does old smoky or what? Old smoking? I can't
have an old smokey?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Do you know how many advance has been made?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Do you know how many advancements have been made since
old smokey is was out?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What? What? What? Let me ask you a question. Who
you know got an old smoking?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
My my grandmother and my uncle.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
You know what you just said?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Yeah, your grandmother and your Do you know the advancements
that's been made in the gills since old smokes came out?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
No, that's what the first.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We like the cold.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
We put the meat on there and then we come
back about an hour and a half and the ribs.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You don't come back in the hour and a half.
No you can't. You can't leave no meat on the
old smoking for the hour and half had come back?
Who knows this all that? Damn he gonna be burnt up?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Dog, I can't have an old smoke where you see
me at with a grill?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
What are supposed to see you standing? I see you
standing up outside? That's what I can't get paid, No
grill and no sense. Do you just take folding jails
out there and set down?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
What did you do it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
If you want to sit down? Yes, Tommy, it's never
heard of Weber. Who who's Webber?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We're not talking about Chris Webber. Webber. It's a it's
a grill. Oh, oh, it is something too. I know that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I didn't know that home depot since you started, they
have great grills in those stores.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Do you have you ever heard of a store called
Barbecue's galore?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Who is them?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What glow?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
They ain't got galore? Because I ain't heard them now.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They don't have no old smoking.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Don't nobody sell them no more.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We got to, We got to, and we're gonna stand by.
They have for many years, and we're gonna stand by.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't care what dragging ass old smoky.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You ain't never had. You never had an old.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Dog one on the fire or your heat, and with
old smoking you can't control it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, junior, do you even know how to grill? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, that yeah? Do that you do?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh yeah? Well, let's how do you start a fire?
Let's just begin started? Start, yeah, go.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Ahead, woodchucks in their coal and then I light it,
light a fluid, start the fire started. Huh what I
just tell you? I said, on fire and it's old smoking.
Drop it in there. The coals catch on fire. We
start a fire now, y'all y'all talking.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I'm right now, ain't nowhere in the world. You light
a sheet of paper, throw it on top of the wood.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Check and today I start one today?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Do that? Do that? Bet? Bet it don't catch five.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Let me tell you something, Tommy, y'all not fitish up
here and talk to me like I can't cook.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I'm telling you, if you take a sheet of paper,
throw it on top of some wood, chocks and cold,
and you think they're gonna goals for y'all, ain't got
I ain't got no wood, They ain't got no fence,
ain't got nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Forget it.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
You got money, old Smokey's on sailing.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, Junior, so you were right.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He don't have that kind, no kind. Thank you, everybody.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I can't believe you. I'm disappointed.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
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Speaker 3 (07:07):
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