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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the day,
and uh, it's been a good day.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, and it has been a good day, but I
want to close it.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Out the right way.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You know. Ladies, y'all kind of jumped on me when
Junior asked me to come over his house for more.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
She invited you to a barbecue that he's having.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
And first of all, he didn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Barbecue in his new home. Tony Zachary's his new home.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Whatever he is, uh huh no, but he and Tommy
been going hard on Junior.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Call heat, thank you let me finish.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, I've been going hard this week. What's what's today? Wednesday?
And last week?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Do you agree?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Do you really? If you want to?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Twenty five dollars word from meat though? I mean, what
what is going?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh he has yes, it's the.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No, no, no, he got it. That don't be coming
in here. Invite me the little low budget ass picnic
you're trying to throw in the back yard. Now you
got twenty five dollars worth from meeting that we got
to count.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
What we eating is to.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hey, ain't just four waynes now one chick wing your
one hamburger, two hot dogs, everybody get four bones.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Anybody fit to do that?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Man? No man, anybody finna do that with you? But
here the real reason I ain't coming over to your
house because you ass ain't got no fence. I'm not
fitting that. I'm not going over nobody house. Ain't got
no damn fence. Were just sitting dont even we ain't
talking about a lot of people were talking about Junior.
Now if you are damn you ain't got no fence,
(01:44):
and you offended that ain't my damn fault. I just said, well,
I ain't finna do I'm not finish sit in your
backyard on no little piece of concrete and everybody walking up.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Wicked? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's too dangerous not have no day.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Fish lives in a nice neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
When is the fence coming? Because he ordered it be
he in July July put up on the fourth for
the fourth.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah, it's gonna be lates. It's not gonna be like
Ryan my birthday.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Somewhere in there the end of July.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Yeah right. I mean, why you can't come because I
ain't got no fence. You and tell me both can't come.
We don't have got no fish gonna have, you ain't
gonna have.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You gonna walk out that one month. You're gonna have
no chairs either.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Just have it inside, how about that? Just have it in.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
No outside, you can't barbecue inside.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You need to stay this So what else.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Is gonna happen? Uncause I ain't got no fence.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Right, you ain't got no fish. We go out there,
we might not have enough chairs. Maybe they just took
one or two.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
It's jack.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Now you go outside.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We gotta eat in our lap because somebody walked off
with your table. Now we got Now we got the
little flip dass paper plates holding him in our left.
How to waste a barbecue sauce all on my pants
because somebody walked off with your damn tape.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You showed him, boy the good plates. We know that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And like Tommy said on commercial break, now we out there,
we can't even cook because somebody drug off your little
grill at.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Night, your old smokeys sitting up in here. You ain't
got no cooler. They done took your igloo cooler. He
ain't got no I know, he ain't got no yetti.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Hell no, he ain't got no yetti. He got an
old smoky grill. How the hell he gonna skip over
igloo and buy a damn yet quickly in fighting people
over your house till you get a damn fence?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Is he coming in July?
Speaker 6 (03:49):
If you if you come over, uncle, I promise you
ain't nothing gonna happen if you out there in the backyard.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
It's nice people live over you just a lie.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
We ain't trying to meet all them people, and we're
gonna have to all all over Junior.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Do you have an outdoor umbrella? You know the block
the yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he had
on they went one morning. It was stuck in the
middle of that table. That's why we know the plates
on our lap right now, because when they took the table,
the umbrella was stuck in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
They left the base. He got the base, but he
don't have an umbrella in the table at least.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Is there like patio areas that screened off.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Off. You're gonna get some mosquitoes now, you finna get that.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, I gotta scream, got to come down, go up
and come down. But if you don't want about to
see York, I can let that down for you.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
See Okay, already progress, Okay, I like it. I like
where this?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, okay, you got a pan to keep him?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Got a fan? Okay you can?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
You could be cool.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I mean we're gonna we're gonna be sitting in the chair.
You know we're gonna be in the chair.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh, we're gonna take turns.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Let me ask something you when I get into ship?
How long could I see somebody else? We can all
sit in the time.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Why don't you ask him as a guest? You and Tommy?
What can y'all bring?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Maybe you can bring something furniture.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Don't nobody want to come over there with all that?
I just want to try one of my cars. I
don't want that to pull up. No damn you haul
with a trail on it?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Or is there a place where they can smoke?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Some bring a grill, we gotta bring a table. We
got we got an area.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Just walk shits, we can do.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That while you're waiting on the food and everything.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You don't think you can do this one time?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You don't think we should try it? I really don't
think we should try What's it?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Just seems like a bigger has that I'm well, I
don't like eat standing up. I'm I don't be leaning
against the wall smoking my cigar.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
He's got a screened in section for you. He's got another.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm down there sitting in the grass with my white
linen pants.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Trying to draw my cigar.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I like to lay my backup on something, and I'm
smoking cigarette. People throwing frisbees in your yard. They dog
over here. I couldn't do that. God, have a great day.
Talk to God. He loved to hear from me.
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Speaker 1 (07:04):
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