August 8, 2024 • 9 mins
How do you tell a grown man that one of his twins is not his? This is a problem!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is his daughter gets better gifts than I do.
Wait till you hear this letter. We'll get into it
in just a few because right now it is the
nephew's time with today's frank phone called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's time for stupid Shirley. It's time for it. It's time. Uh,
you know, it happens. It doesn't happen that often, but
it happens. What and uh, you know sometimes you know,
with things like this, you gotta you gotta give somebody
heads up, you know. So we're gonna make the call
right now that Hey, one of your twins is mine.
You understand one of your twins. It didn't It can happen,
(00:40):
it can help. I've done the research. It can open.
One of your twins is mad. Okay, I don't know.
We do research, research, just as any biologist.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They know.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Listen, one of you, one of your twins is mine.
Let's go catch up.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah, this is Tony. Tony.
What's going on? Man? Hey, brother, my name is Kendrick
Man I'm trying to reach out to you. You are you?
Are you the tony that used to use to date? Man?
What about it? Man? I was trying to reach out
to you. Who you say? This is again? My name Kendrick, Kendrick,
(01:21):
I got, I got, I got a little problem, bro.
Hopefully we can work this out. Man. Man, I ain't
got nothing to do with no damn no more. Man,
that's the past. So I've they don't even call me
about her? Man. That just you know, I don't want
to hear you. Do you in? Do you? You do
y'all have kids together? What do y'all have children together? Yeah?
(01:43):
I got kids from keep Man. How you get my number? Man?
Say again, how do you give my number? Hey? Bro,
I ain't trying to have no beef with you, man,
it ain't. It ain't nothing like that. I'm just do y'all.
Do you have a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we
got a set of twins? Man, But waiting? Dog? Why
are you calling me? Man? Whatever? You indeed, Man, that's
you on dog? But what you asking me about my kids? Fun? Man? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It is I mean, I don't even know how to
break this on you, but I'm just gonna just put
it out there. Okay, just just hit me out, man,
just hit me out. It's been brought to my attention
that there is a strong possibility that one of the
twins is mine. Oh you crazy? The man who you
say you is? Again? Man, this Kendrick Man. Man, look man,
(02:30):
they'll call my hospitals. Man, how twin gonna be yours? Man?
Ain't my twins? Man? Hey, man, I found out and
I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.
I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,
That's what I thought. But I found out that two
seeds could actually join together create twins, and each one
of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this
(02:51):
out for the first for first hand myself. Oh man,
we ain't found man, Look man, whatever now I'm telling you,
dog man, the kids is mine. Man. Hey, you ain't
got nothing to do with this, dog. You ain't got
nothing to do with this. Man. Hey, listen, man, all
I'm trying to do is get to the bottom or something.
Let me let me, let me let me know when
(03:11):
you'll listen to me. Let me ask you your set
of twins are they? Are they? I mean Are they
the same shade of color? Are they different shades? I mean,
I'm just asking. I'm never look. Dog, let me tell
you something, man. I want you to get this through
your head right now. Man, whatever you got, that's on y'all. Man,
This ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man,
ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man, one
(03:33):
of them dark skin when I'm light skinned? The right
down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Tony?
Let me ask you what shade of color you are? You?
Dark killing and light skin? Man? I'm dark skinned, man,
I'm light skinned. Man, I'm going on the light skin
twin must be mine? You know what, Man, I'm not
even continue this conversation no more. I'm gonna just tell
(03:54):
you something. Dogs, you don't know where you whipped cousin.
I will you up. You understand that, man, listen, I
just found out that this this is a fluke accident,
that that is possible to happen. You understand that you
talking about my kids, man, And I understand the passion
that you have for your children. Man, I ain't know
you know you wanted the kids cause you call them
(04:15):
don't eat no house talking about my kids and shows man,
one of the twins is mine. Man, I ain't no man,
Look man, look dog, I tell you what. Man, I'm
gonna let you make your dog you know what, because
don't call here no more. Man. Whatever you and are doing,
that's what you and that crazy it's doing. So she
with your old crazy stupid you stupid enough to call
(04:38):
here talking about one of the kids. Here, I guess
she told you that stupid huh Now, dog won't call
me no more. Manny, listen, were you consider I mean,
I gotta say the appointment tomorrow the doctor. What you
consider bringing the kids that we can see which one
is yours and which one? You are? Retarded? Man, that's
what's up with you, doctor. Retarded Man, I ain't meet
(04:58):
your next well, dog, that's what I'm talking about. Man,
I tell you what, Dog, I meet you man the man, Man, Man,
the man, me and you dog Man the man. I'm
gonna kick your when he got to fight, Tony. I
just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm
gonna give you up. I got me a little to
be a slugger. You stupid. That's what you is. Man.
(05:19):
You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
my kids. It's your kids. Man, we retarded that. That
can't happening. Man. I understand the man, but it's a
flu accident. And now you're trying to deprive me a man,
I have a relationship with my child. Man. I've been
raising these kids for five years, by my damn self. Man,
I give him up. I take them to ballt Man,
(05:40):
I take him the litle You understand me, man, don't
I know?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
My man?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Tony, I understand and it was heartbreaking the meat too. Tony.
Tell you what man, I'm gonna get out from and
uh I want you man, I want you to never
ever call my Don't call me with no ignorant like this.
What you say? Your name is? What? What? What? What?
What's your name again? Dog? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony,
(06:06):
I'm gonna find you dog. You understand that. Dog. We're
gonna settle this with your You understand you with dog. Okay,
But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
say to you. Okay, you ain't got to say to me.
Only let me say one more thing to you, man, man, Okay, Man,
hold on now, baby, now, baby, daddy. All right, Yeah,
y'all gonna play. I'll be I'll be out there in
(06:27):
a minute. Man. See dog, Oh man, you ain't got
to eat everybody around here. Man, curse like it's from
my kids. Man, Man, can I say one more thing
to your man? All right? Man, say what you want
to see and don't call here no more. Man, Tony,
This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
(06:51):
know what, tilly man? Man, that's what? Man? You know what?
Dog Man, you was really about to get killed? What? Man? Man,
you can't be put nobody about their kids nowadays? No man,
oh man, Okay, okay, you what man? That all right?
All right? Tell you what? Man, don't don't even tell
(07:12):
you did it? Man, because say we meet we meet
later tonight. I got some for man. Hey, Hey, nephew, Tommy,
you do me one favor? Man, what's that? Watch the
Taylor Clark News tonight. Man, you gonna run mucky on there, man,
watch dog. I can't believe it. Man, oh Man? All right,
(07:34):
Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, I listen
every morning. Man. I just can't believe y'all got me.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Man, you know, to be blessed to put on the
level that it has been blessed upon me, I just
feel so qualified. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but I mean
it's stupid in a great way. It's a it's an
(08:08):
intellectual thing all at the same time. Anyway, nephew, timey
House part of comedy Jam. It is happening in Buffalo,
New York. That would be late but day weekend. That's
August thirty, first Saturday night at the Shade Performing Arts Center.
And since it is Labor Day weekend, and they say,
you know, after Labor Day, which is money, you're not
supposed to wear white after that. I don't know who
(08:29):
came up with that rule, but we're gonna wear white
on Saturday night. White on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Few times you get put.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Out with that.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, Chicago too.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
With the white yet all white. That's where it came
from because fall starts after that and you ain't sposed
to wear white. Have done in fashion out they're over with.
But that's where it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Came You can't tell people in Miami that they wear
white all year round too with them LA two. So anyway,
Nephews coming to Town. Tickets are on sale right now.
Buffalo New Yawk tickets on sale right now. Stupid, it's
on the words, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Nephew coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, the subject
his daughter gets better gifts than I do. Know I
we'll find out right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is his daughter gets better gifts than I do.
Wait till you hear this letter. We'll get into it
in just a few because right now it is the
nephew's time with today's frank phone called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's time for stupid Shirley. It's time for it. It's time. Uh,
you know, it happens. It doesn't happen that often, but
it happens. What and uh, you know sometimes you know,
with things like this, you gotta you gotta give somebody
heads up, you know. So we're gonna make the call
right now that Hey, one of your twins is mine.
You understand one of your twins. It didn't It can happen,
(00:40):
it can help. I've done the research. It can open.
One of your twins is mad. Okay, I don't know.
We do research, research, just as any biologist.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
They know.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Listen, one of you, one of your twins is mine.
Let's go catch up.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah, this is Tony. Tony.
What's going on? Man? Hey, brother, my name is Kendrick
Man I'm trying to reach out to you. You are you?
Are you the tony that used to use to date? Man?
What about it? Man? I was trying to reach out
to you. Who you say? This is again? My name Kendrick, Kendrick,
(01:21):
I got, I got, I got a little problem, bro.
Hopefully we can work this out. Man. Man, I ain't
got nothing to do with no damn no more. Man,
that's the past. So I've they don't even call me
about her? Man. That just you know, I don't want
to hear you. Do you in? Do you? You do
y'all have kids together? What do y'all have children together? Yeah?
(01:43):
I got kids from keep Man. How you get my number? Man?
Say again, how do you give my number? Hey? Bro,
I ain't trying to have no beef with you, man,
it ain't. It ain't nothing like that. I'm just do y'all.
Do you have a set of twins? Yeah? Man, we
got a set of twins? Man, But waiting? Dog? Why
are you calling me? Man? Whatever? You indeed, Man, that's
you on dog? But what you asking me about my kids? Fun? Man? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
It is I mean, I don't even know how to
break this on you, but I'm just gonna just put
it out there. Okay, just just hit me out, man,
just hit me out. It's been brought to my attention
that there is a strong possibility that one of the
twins is mine. Oh you crazy? The man who you
say you is? Again? Man, this Kendrick Man. Man, look man,
(02:30):
they'll call my hospitals. Man, how twin gonna be yours? Man?
Ain't my twins? Man? Hey, man, I found out and
I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.
I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,
That's what I thought. But I found out that two
seeds could actually join together create twins, and each one
of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this
(02:51):
out for the first for first hand myself. Oh man,
we ain't found man, Look man, whatever now I'm telling you,
dog man, the kids is mine. Man. Hey, you ain't
got nothing to do with this, dog. You ain't got
nothing to do with this. Man. Hey, listen, man, all
I'm trying to do is get to the bottom or something.
Let me let me, let me let me know when
(03:11):
you'll listen to me. Let me ask you your set
of twins are they? Are they? I mean Are they
the same shade of color? Are they different shades? I mean,
I'm just asking. I'm never look. Dog, let me tell
you something, man. I want you to get this through
your head right now. Man, whatever you got, that's on y'all. Man,
This ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man,
ain't got nothing to do with my twins. Man, one
(03:33):
of them dark skin when I'm light skinned? The right
down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Tony?
Let me ask you what shade of color you are? You?
Dark killing and light skin? Man? I'm dark skinned, man,
I'm light skinned. Man, I'm going on the light skin
twin must be mine? You know what, Man, I'm not
even continue this conversation no more. I'm gonna just tell
(03:54):
you something. Dogs, you don't know where you whipped cousin.
I will you up. You understand that, man, listen, I
just found out that this this is a fluke accident,
that that is possible to happen. You understand that you
talking about my kids, man, And I understand the passion
that you have for your children. Man, I ain't know
you know you wanted the kids cause you call them
(04:15):
don't eat no house talking about my kids and shows man,
one of the twins is mine. Man, I ain't no man,
Look man, look dog, I tell you what. Man, I'm
gonna let you make your dog you know what, because
don't call here no more. Man. Whatever you and are doing,
that's what you and that crazy it's doing. So she
with your old crazy stupid you stupid enough to call
(04:38):
here talking about one of the kids. Here, I guess
she told you that stupid huh Now, dog won't call
me no more. Manny, listen, were you consider I mean,
I gotta say the appointment tomorrow the doctor. What you
consider bringing the kids that we can see which one
is yours and which one? You are? Retarded? Man, that's
what's up with you, doctor. Retarded Man, I ain't meet
(04:58):
your next well, dog, that's what I'm talking about. Man,
I tell you what, Dog, I meet you man the man, Man, Man,
the man, me and you dog Man the man. I'm
gonna kick your when he got to fight, Tony. I
just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm
gonna give you up. I got me a little to
be a slugger. You stupid. That's what you is. Man.
(05:19):
You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
my kids. It's your kids. Man, we retarded that. That
can't happening. Man. I understand the man, but it's a
flu accident. And now you're trying to deprive me a man,
I have a relationship with my child. Man. I've been
raising these kids for five years, by my damn self. Man,
I give him up. I take them to ballt Man,
(05:40):
I take him the litle You understand me, man, don't
I know?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
My man?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Tony, I understand and it was heartbreaking the meat too. Tony.
Tell you what man, I'm gonna get out from and
uh I want you man, I want you to never
ever call my Don't call me with no ignorant like this.
What you say? Your name is? What? What? What? What?
What's your name again? Dog? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony,
(06:06):
I'm gonna find you dog. You understand that. Dog. We're
gonna settle this with your You understand you with dog. Okay,
But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
say to you. Okay, you ain't got to say to me.
Only let me say one more thing to you, man, man, Okay, Man,
hold on now, baby, now, baby, daddy. All right, Yeah,
y'all gonna play. I'll be I'll be out there in
(06:27):
a minute. Man. See dog, Oh man, you ain't got
to eat everybody around here. Man, curse like it's from
my kids. Man, Man, can I say one more thing
to your man? All right? Man, say what you want
to see and don't call here no more. Man, Tony,
This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
(06:51):
know what, tilly man? Man, that's what? Man? You know what?
Dog Man, you was really about to get killed? What? Man? Man,
you can't be put nobody about their kids nowadays? No man,
oh man, Okay, okay, you what man? That all right?
All right? Tell you what? Man, don't don't even tell
(07:12):
you did it? Man, because say we meet we meet
later tonight. I got some for man. Hey, Hey, nephew, Tommy,
you do me one favor? Man, what's that? Watch the
Taylor Clark News tonight. Man, you gonna run mucky on there, man,
watch dog. I can't believe it. Man, oh Man? All right,
(07:34):
Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, I listen
every morning. Man. I just can't believe y'all got me.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Man, you know, to be blessed to put on the
level that it has been blessed upon me, I just
feel so qualified. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but I mean
it's stupid in a great way. It's a it's an
(08:08):
intellectual thing all at the same time. Anyway, nephew, timey
House part of comedy Jam. It is happening in Buffalo,
New York. That would be late but day weekend. That's
August thirty, first Saturday night at the Shade Performing Arts Center.
And since it is Labor Day weekend, and they say,
you know, after Labor Day, which is money, you're not
supposed to wear white after that. I don't know who
(08:29):
came up with that rule, but we're gonna wear white
on Saturday night. White on Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Few times you get put.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Out with that.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, Chicago too.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
With the white yet all white. That's where it came
from because fall starts after that and you ain't sposed
to wear white. Have done in fashion out they're over with.
But that's where it.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Came You can't tell people in Miami that they wear
white all year round too with them LA two. So anyway,
Nephews coming to Town. Tickets are on sale right now.
Buffalo New Yawk tickets on sale right now. Stupid, it's
on the words, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Nephew coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, the subject
his daughter gets better gifts than I do. Know I
we'll find out right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show
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