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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what, I don't know what it is. I
just don't. I don't know. I just don't feel like
being stupid today. I don't know. I don't know, like
I just.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I just but I woke up and I didn't feel
the stupid light go off, you know what I mean.
I just didn't feel it this morng I just already.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You think it's on, I just didn't. I didn't see it.
I didn't see that it was there. Yeah it's there. Yeah, yeah,
maybe y'all working over the side, but it's still electricity still.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
How can I how can I jump start? How can
I re jump start my stupid to get it back
on track?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's you know, those things that I go through. You know, y'all,
y'all don't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Its hard.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's hard being stupid and to hold it up and
to carry that load and carry the title what.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's a lot to be and a lot of y'all
don't realize that it's a lot to be stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Man, y'all don't. And that's why y'all don't give credit.
Because I believe that, I truly believe that you're with it.
It's got to be a lot. It's a lot. It's
just jump started.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, it's it is that
hit a part of what he don't understand even though
the fuses have blown, the circuits are down. Yeah, he
has accomplished so much with it that he has roll
over currents going through his brain.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The whole power grid. It's just good. It's just talk
amongst ourselves. Yeah, and instill.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah, all right, back, and it's a good thing that
the panels is down, the power grid is all the
windmill didn't stop turning.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
What you got for us? Now, all right, let's see
if we get this stupid back on track. That's right.
Here is sixty teen, the fteen six. Let's go catch
the hamstuff. Then got off the wheel and laid it down.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Hello, along's trying to speak to Ale Trenda.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Please, this is what trenda? Who is this?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Uh? Can you work at the same with shop? Yes?
I do?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Who is this?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay? With you there? Did you work last Wednesday? Like
from six to I guess six to close? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Hey? My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know,
looked around to try and get your phone thumb. I
got a bit of a complaint. Rout.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Wait wait wait wait wait, you calling me with a
complaint on my cell phone. Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I've done the research to get your number, man, And
what I'm calling you about is, while I was in
there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you
came out of the bathroom without washing your hands.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
And which First of all, you need to be calling
the corporate headquarters if you got a complaint or you
call it eight hundred number on the back of your receipt.
Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave you gave
you myself on I'm a whoop day.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is that you're coming
out not washing your hands.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
No, No, the problem I don't never come out and
not wash my hands. First of all, working I've been
working there for three years. Be coming to me with
no book that I ain't came out and I washed
my hands.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no
three years and you're coming out and you know, unsanitizing
this way you're treating people.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Don't First of all, don't be calling my phone talking
about hind it I ain't washed my hands, like I said.
I've been there three years. I've been employed at a
month six times. Don't be coming to me with none.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Of this book. I don't like how you employee of
the month. You must be the nasty employee of the
month because you're coming out you're not washing your hands.
I saw you scratch your head and you ain't putting
no clumbs on.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I always put gloves on my hands, gloves. I don't
know who the hell you think you are, but don't
be calling my phone with this. You need to be
calling headquarters if you got to complaint.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I tell you what, I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming
at a mom to see if you're gonna be up
in there with some gloves on, or you come out
there to out of the bathroom again with the same thing.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Come on up there. I'm gonna be there from sixty
cloth sixty claus, and I bet you if you come
up there tomorrow, I'm gonna make it standwich jackies.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You're gonna do what I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Make it standwich, y'all.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Show who you think you talking to yo.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
You said your name was round right. Let me come
on my phone with this.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Hey, let me tell you something. All I'm saying that
you was just right here. If I come up in
there tomorrow and find out you ain't got them gloves on,
you gonna mess round.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I get all right, You're gonna whoop my. You're gonna
want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from sixty ten,
and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't calling my brothers,
my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm gonna whoop you
by myself.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Axcuse me. You gonna you're finna try to take on
the man.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You need to get your little nan sit behind in
the bathroom and wash your hands and keep going them
or put wing the net on your hand. You're gonna
be coming with some people food like that.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Bring your gown up there sixty ten. You know where
I worn't sixty ten and I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Walk, yo. Who do you think you talking to?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna
know yo tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your
throwing up there sixteen and I'm gonna walk yo.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I'm coming up there tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Come out.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm coming up there tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna
show you how to be sanitized. I'm gonna be with
some gloves on. Do you hear me?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
You're gonna read my and you stay talking about woo them.
That's a little Bring you up there. We gonna see
who's gonna get that well? What kind of man as you? Anyways?
Be talking about fighting? A walk you all?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And you are what you call me?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
See tee?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Ask you.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I'm coming up there to see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Is you?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Is you gonna be ready when I get up there?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
What kind of you anyway? You're gonna call up and
talking about you're gonna fight females? Yell with some hand washing?
Bring yo, friends, and I'm gonna show you what it is.
Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here, matter of fact. I'm
gonna be there at five forty five. Bring your supper
at five o'clock in and I'm gonna whoop yo, who.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You think you're talking to?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm gor you're gonna talk to you, Frank supper for tomorrow,
sixty ten. You're gonna see, You're gonna see what's up.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I got one more thing and saying you for her.
Come up there tomorrow. I'm gonna you got to.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Say, I don't care. I'm gonna whoop yo, say that
I got I got one more listen to me, say
what you listen?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
What what listen? Nephew till me from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. Who you you say? Hey this nephew till
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
franked by your coworker. Man.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
You man see man, y'all got me. Man's like sixty teen.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
In the marrow.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I got something for her. She's gonna have to watch
her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I
got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but
I'm definitely gonna do a in tomorrow. Believe that was
you ready though I was, I was gonna laying you
don't even know what you had a store for you.
You was going, Man, your uncles don't pull me up.
And that probably wouldn't have been enough either.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Hey, I got one more thing. Ask your baby girl,
what what is the baddest radio station in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You already know, the Steve Harvey Morning Shut.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And there you have it, stupid coming on back up
being strong, coming strong. Now you know what I'm saying
something you gotta hear yourself. Yeah, yeah, I get energized. Man,
that's stupid. That thing now, Man, y'all don't understand man,
to and to be brilliantly stupid is on the whole
other level.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And I don't understand why I don't have a star
for that. You would think I.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Would have a star on the Hollywood Walker frame. But
being brilliantly stupid. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Yes,
you know, they're gonna recognize me at at some point
they go, they recognized me to tomorrow night, one hundred
and fifty episode.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They doing that. I appreciate that. One hundred and fifty.
They want to give you a star, but they only
want to give it for you with three points on it. Wow,
they gonna get you on. But yours just gonna be
a triangle. Well.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
The Triangle Star will be in Huntsville, Alabama, this weekend Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Friday,
and Saturday, I'm sorry, Levity Live, Levity Live Comedy Club
Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Tickets are on sale right now.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Stupid is on the way and stupid only comes around
once every four five years, so many y'all would come.
See I'm I'm like an eclipse. I'm like an eclipse,
stupid eclips, you know what I'm saying. So I'm different
like that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, today, all right, you're listening Steve Harday Morning Show