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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, sometimes schedules get cross and things happen. It's
just it's just a part of life. But one of
the greatest moments that most people have, one of the
memorable moments, is when they're getting married. That's that's a
memorable moment. We all we all loved that day, that
great day. But what happens when you're getting married and
the lines have gotten crossed and there is a funeral
(00:25):
at the church at the same time of your wedding?
This right here is a wedding and a funeral. We
double book and we can't we call it. We can't
move about it. The body already okay, but you can't
move this wed neither. You understand what I'm saying. It's
(00:47):
a wedding in a fun Listen, quit.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Worrying about who.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Quit worry about who laying back there going to have.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What you say?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Quick about who laying back the body?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Why are you worried about that? This is a wedding
and the funeral.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Let's go get hello Ryan? All right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan,
how you doing.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking this is Josh.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Josh over at you. I'm want to be officials at
the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, yeah, how you doing, man? I want to thank
you all for that too, man. We will appreciate it sure.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Here well, we definitely hope to make you a member
here sooner or later since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
soon as I tweak at a mood at around a
little bit, I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up. We had some problems and uh, miscommunication, and
it's definitely been on the outside. They had your name
Ryan down here with your phone number as well as
your as soon to be wife's Sonya. They had her
name here, but we didn't want to call her with
if we wanted to just reach out and talk to
you and see if we just make you aware of
(01:59):
what was going on.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, What's what's going on? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
There's been a mix up on on scheduling. I don't
know if you know, since the older make she passed
away a week ago, and you're not You're not a
member of the church, so you wouldn't know her. But
she's one of the one of the oldest members here
at the church. Just the olda may passed away. And
what's going on? Is you all's wedding is tomorrow at
twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at three
(02:27):
o'clock here at the church.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, uh, brother Josh, Josh, okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey, man,
we we we already got this thing in motion. Man,
we didn't stand out. We had two hundred invitations. Man,
I mean, blessed sister.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Old man and and and I understand that, but but
but I mean, you know, she's There's no way we
could have moved it around. Now. The biggest problem the
funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in the morning.
So what I want what I wanted to make you
aware of, and I don't want you to tell your
wife this, but the actual casket would be in the Saintsary,
but we will have it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Come hold on, man, because you serious, I look at him. Hey,
y'all don't need to move this around. I don't know
what y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship all in
the back or something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Ryan, Your only place we can actually put the cask
in it if we didn't put it there is in
the actual room that you'll you'll soon to be wife
would be changing it. That's the only place.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Mile my wife answer could have changed. No room with
no dead body. You kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And you know what, I understood that. That's the first
thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, that's
just put the casket the way it goes for the
funeral and we're gonna cover it up and see basically
you actually get in.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow, I can't even believe you call it what this
man look at the excuse my french man. Yeah, I
know I need to get back into church, I really do,
but right now that this ain't going down like this man.
We didn't already paid the money. First of all. First
of all, you know she shouldn't. I don't even feel
like she had to pay, you know, to to hold
(04:01):
no wedding over at hunch Church where she paid times at.
That's that's the first thing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I ain't like that from the jumping, but I went
ahead when winning because she want her pastor to marry us.
And now you got the nerd and tell me that's
how we arrange something that a funeral gonna happen the
same day as my wedding and my wife got to
get dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro Like
I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the bullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of is get more flowers, because
there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm thinking
that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
But I just wanted you today, don't wear it. It's
(04:40):
probably gonna be more people than you think because some
of the people that's gonna be their wedding, it's really
for the funeral.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
A holoda, man, Are you serious right now? I mean,
look here, doctor, I then paid for this wedding happened
at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to the
lady that is past, God bless her family. I ain't
planning to not putting no dead body, having no funeral
at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. How much come down.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
On their church too, sir. She's a member of the
church too.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Hey, I don't give it. I don't be no member
of the church.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I done paid for this wind and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
you my fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding.
So I to what.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Church the right? Right? I mean no distance right? But
the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
I mean, what what is it?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Comp The problem is, YO, calls me with this man's
day before my wedding. We didn't schedule. There's six months ago.
I got to spend twenty five thirty thousand dollars on
this wed okay, and I just gonna tell me that
we got to share our wed with a funeral. But
the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Manning? Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I paid for the what you mean wrong? I'm having
a wedding, okay. I tell you what't lit the body
bup in the morning. I rolled in the right up
the street playing y'all just stay out, saying in the
front and and and throw for hours like throwing rights.
But we're going to have a wedding inside the same
here tomorrow. I promise you that I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
no other place to put the body.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay, well i'll bet you I'll find somewhere to put it.
If I get that a mark, it's a body in there.
There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there. Nam,
you got two choices. To move in funeral or to
reimburse me back to thirty thousand dollars out of hour
to spend. Those arely two choices. I want to hear
about it. Meet me at the front door to night
with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check, or we say
to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You heard me.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke.
What's wrong with child? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You can do something else, man, I understand that I
don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
More from you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
at this church tomorrow without saying dead aboudy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's all I'm saying. To push it to the band, man,
there's one more bit of an issue that I need
to tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Also, what can be worse than a dead body. What
issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Man? The issue is sor that's worse than the dead.
This is nephew Tim and from the Steve Hallby Morning Show.
Your best man, Jeff got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know what, man, the bench man about to get
the best whooping he can possibly get. Man playing the
then guy leave the days before it is to get
the best beat down possible.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Man, I'm telling you, hey, one more question. What's the
baddest radio show in the land? Right the Steve.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Harg Good Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Baby, and there you have it?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Come on, come on up.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Crazy? What would what would you do?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Though?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
What would you do if you got a wedding the
next day coming up the weekend and they already got
the body gonna be there. They're gonna have a funeral
there earlier that day. What you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Uh huh? You gotta get married at the house.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Dead body at your wedding in your what No, you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Might look, gonna put the tucks on him that everybody
the girls.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
One got on and.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know that. Don't make it make it look uniform,
don't even look uniform.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Who he talking to?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Pass up there for in my father's house they have
many mansions. If it was not so, I wouldn't have
told you all.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is being said. Then for better or worse right
behind that, to.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Death to us start, Yes, just like the person behind.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
He is dead and he is parted.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Ceremonial.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Do them both at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Too much, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're listening hard Morning Show
You know, sometimes schedules get cross and things happen. It's
just it's just a part of life. But one of
the greatest moments that most people have, one of the
memorable moments, is when they're getting married. That's that's a
memorable moment. We all we all loved that day, that
great day. But what happens when you're getting married and
the lines have gotten crossed and there is a funeral
(00:25):
at the church at the same time of your wedding?
This right here is a wedding and a funeral. We
double book and we can't we call it. We can't
move about it. The body already okay, but you can't
move this wed neither. You understand what I'm saying. It's
(00:47):
a wedding in a fun Listen, quit.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Worrying about who.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Quit worry about who laying back there going to have.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
What you say?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Quick about who laying back the body?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Why are you worried about that? This is a wedding
and the funeral.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Let's go get hello Ryan? All right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan,
how you doing.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking this is Josh.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Josh over at you. I'm want to be officials at
the church where you guys are getting married tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, yeah, how you doing, man? I want to thank
you all for that too, man. We will appreciate it sure.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Here well, we definitely hope to make you a member
here sooner or later since you guys are getting married.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
soon as I tweak at a mood at around a
little bit, I'll be there.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
come up. We had some problems and uh, miscommunication, and
it's definitely been on the outside. They had your name
Ryan down here with your phone number as well as
your as soon to be wife's Sonya. They had her
name here, but we didn't want to call her with
if we wanted to just reach out and talk to
you and see if we just make you aware of
(01:59):
what was going on.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, What's what's going on? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
There's been a mix up on on scheduling. I don't
know if you know, since the older make she passed
away a week ago, and you're not You're not a
member of the church, so you wouldn't know her. But
she's one of the one of the oldest members here
at the church. Just the olda may passed away. And
what's going on? Is you all's wedding is tomorrow at
twelve o'clock, right, but the actual funeral is at three
(02:27):
o'clock here at the church.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, uh, brother Josh, Josh, okay, look here, brother Josh. Hey, man,
we we we already got this thing in motion. Man,
we didn't stand out. We had two hundred invitations. Man,
I mean, blessed sister.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Old man and and and I understand that, but but
but I mean, you know, she's There's no way we
could have moved it around. Now. The biggest problem the
funeral home is bringing the casket first thing in the morning.
So what I want what I wanted to make you
aware of, and I don't want you to tell your
wife this, but the actual casket would be in the Saintsary,
but we will have it.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Come hold on, man, because you serious, I look at him. Hey,
y'all don't need to move this around. I don't know
what y'all gonna do. Y'all have a fellowship all in
the back or something like that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Ryan, Your only place we can actually put the cask
in it if we didn't put it there is in
the actual room that you'll you'll soon to be wife
would be changing it. That's the only place.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Mile my wife answer could have changed. No room with
no dead body. You kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And you know what, I understood that. That's the first
thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, that's
just put the casket the way it goes for the
funeral and we're gonna cover it up and see basically
you actually get in.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow, I can't even believe you call it what this
man look at the excuse my french man. Yeah, I
know I need to get back into church, I really do,
but right now that this ain't going down like this man.
We didn't already paid the money. First of all. First
of all, you know she shouldn't. I don't even feel
like she had to pay, you know, to to hold
(04:01):
no wedding over at hunch Church where she paid times at.
That's that's the first thing.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I ain't like that from the jumping, but I went
ahead when winning because she want her pastor to marry us.
And now you got the nerd and tell me that's
how we arrange something that a funeral gonna happen the
same day as my wedding and my wife got to
get dressed in the room with a dead body.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro Like
I said, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
front of the bullpit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
what you're getting out of is get more flowers, because
there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm thinking
that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk.
But I just wanted you today, don't wear it. It's
(04:40):
probably gonna be more people than you think because some
of the people that's gonna be their wedding, it's really
for the funeral.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
A holoda, man, Are you serious right now? I mean,
look here, doctor, I then paid for this wedding happened
at this church, man, Okay, And no disrespect to the
lady that is past, God bless her family. I ain't
planning to not putting no dead body, having no funeral
at my wedding. Man, that's crazy. How much come down.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
On their church too, sir. She's a member of the
church too.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Hey, I don't give it. I don't be no member
of the church.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I done paid for this wind and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man,
you my fixing and putting no dead body at my wedding.
So I to what.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Church the right? Right? I mean no distance right? But
the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
I mean, what what is it?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Comp The problem is, YO, calls me with this man's
day before my wedding. We didn't schedule. There's six months ago.
I got to spend twenty five thirty thousand dollars on
this wed okay, and I just gonna tell me that
we got to share our wed with a funeral. But
the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Manning? Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I paid for the what you mean wrong? I'm having
a wedding, okay. I tell you what't lit the body
bup in the morning. I rolled in the right up
the street playing y'all just stay out, saying in the
front and and and throw for hours like throwing rights.
But we're going to have a wedding inside the same
here tomorrow. I promise you that I can't.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I cannot assure you that it won't be I have
no other place to put the body.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay, well i'll bet you I'll find somewhere to put it.
If I get that a mark, it's a body in there.
There's gonna be a couple of bodies in there. Nam,
you got two choices. To move in funeral or to
reimburse me back to thirty thousand dollars out of hour
to spend. Those arely two choices. I want to hear
about it. Meet me at the front door to night
with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check, or we say
to have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You heard me.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all, no joke.
What's wrong with child? Man?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You can do something else, man, I understand that I
don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
More from you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
All I'm saying is it's going to be a wedding
at this church tomorrow without saying dead aboudy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's all I'm saying. To push it to the band, man,
there's one more bit of an issue that I need
to tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Also, what can be worse than a dead body. What
issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Man? The issue is sor that's worse than the dead.
This is nephew Tim and from the Steve Hallby Morning Show.
Your best man, Jeff got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You know what, man, the bench man about to get
the best whooping he can possibly get. Man playing the
then guy leave the days before it is to get
the best beat down possible.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Man, I'm telling you, hey, one more question. What's the
baddest radio show in the land? Right the Steve.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Harg Good Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Baby, and there you have it?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Come on, come on up.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Crazy? What would what would you do?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Though?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
What would you do if you got a wedding the
next day coming up the weekend and they already got
the body gonna be there. They're gonna have a funeral
there earlier that day. What you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Uh huh? You gotta get married at the house.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Dead body at your wedding in your what No, you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Might look, gonna put the tucks on him that everybody
the girls.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
One got on and.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You know that. Don't make it make it look uniform,
don't even look uniform.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Who he talking to?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Pass up there for in my father's house they have
many mansions. If it was not so, I wouldn't have
told you all.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
This is being said. Then for better or worse right
behind that, to.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Death to us start, Yes, just like the person behind.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
He is dead and he is parted.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Ceremonial.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Do them both at the same time.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Too much, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
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