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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nept Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
How's everybody doing? Everybody good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I'm trying to be I'm trying to be cool, like
on the Steve. You know, so, I thought I put
some shades on. Bring the prank to y'all in a
different kind of way. You feel me way more than
the glass.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Case. What I got drips off of me. It ain't
in the glass be encouraging.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Ain't ain't nothing dripping on me right now, y'all, don't
see nothing dripping. Ain't no sex like you're talking to
me like to dog.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know what? Just you did it? Man, Just forget it.
See how they ain't work out? You can't hold see
you can't hold dog. That's not committed. Just be who
you are? You ignorant?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Why are you trying to get out the category?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right here?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It is the prank of the day, Adult daycare, Adult daycare.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All right, let's try that on for many dog.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach miss Sharon's.
Please yes, s Miss Sharon's. My name is Evan. I'm
giving you a call from adult daycare.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, good black day.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Here. My name is Evan, and I got your number
and all your information here on file. It looks like
you're going to be joining us starting on Monday. So
we're excited to have you, and I want to just
give you a call and trying to give you the
lay of the land of what we have here and
how you how much fun you're going to have being
here most of the day with us. So from my understandings,
(01:37):
you're going to be here probably the majority of this year.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What are you talking?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
What are you talking about? Being there?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Where you're at the adult daycare?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Adult daycare? Where is that? What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, my name, my name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And
your third daughter is Diane.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's my daughter.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know my daughter? Yes, Well, she's the one that
has you signed up. You're going to be at the
adult daycare, so I'm assuming she's going to be dropping
you off every morning.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Evan, Evan,
hang on a second. All right, First of all, I
don't know who you are. You don't know who I am.
I don't know how love you know who my daughter is?
But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird
and like you're trying to get what do you what
do you want? You want money with me? Are you
(02:31):
like a solicitor?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No? No, no, no, ma'am, No, no, no, not at all,
Miss Sharon. I'm your daughter has signed you up to
be here at the adult daycare doing the day's going to.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I don't know what you're talking about. There's no way
she would do that adult day care. What do I
need to don't they care for for what?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well? Evidently are you home alone most of the time
during the day.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Who cares if I'm home alone? Who's why are you
asking me that you're trying to break into my house?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No? You are, man, I don't know whar Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Michael, Look, I'm hooked up to that uh nine one
one stuff saying like I could just do a panic
call right now and they'll trace this call and then
you'll come to you and arrest you because you're harassing it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon, I'm not harassing you.
Your daughter Diane came in and signed Diane. Uh yeah,
she signed you up to go to this daycare Monday,
New Frody. Why she's at work, so she's going to
be dropping you off and then she'll pick you up
in the evenings on her way home from work.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
You know where you got that from? I don't know
who told you that. Yeah, you got my daughter's name.
And this is really just freaking me out, you know
a little bit over here, Ivan, because I don't know
why you know my name, you know my daughter's name.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
This is like, the only reason I know you all
his name, miss miss Sharon, is because she came in
and gave all the information and she has paid for
you to come to the adult daycare on a daily bid.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, here Hevin. You know what, you sound
like a nice guy, you know what I mean, Like
you're smooth, you got a nice voice, You're you're you know,
like you know what to say. I don't know who
the hell you are, though, I don't know what you're
talking about, you know what I mean, Like, I'm not
going to no daycare center. I'm not going with daycare center.
I don't want to say because I'm fine. Just get
(04:26):
that through your head. There's nothing wrong with me. I
stay home, I got a dog, I walk the dog.
I go Grosetree shopping. My daughter comes over. Everything's sorry.
I don't get no daycare center.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, I'm saying, there is there a reason why she
would sign you up. Man, she must think she must
be looking out for your best. You know your health.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Let me help, Let me ask you are you?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Are you single?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Are you married?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But what does that have to do anybody?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm not coming to no daycare center, all right, Evan.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like, if you want to.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Come to my house and you see how I live.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You ten, I don't. I'm switching this.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm switching it up.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, I don't need to come to your home. I'm
more concerned about making sure you're comfortable here at the
adult daycare when you get here on Monday.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm not coming
there because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not coming
out of my house. But I'll say you, what have you?
I don't know? Like I like your voice. I just
like your voice.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Miss? How old are you? How old are I'm fifty fifty?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You ever been with an eighty nine year old lady?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Wow? Wow?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Nine?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And you sound really nice? That's all? Like, at first,
I'm scared of you. At first, I wasn't to be honest,
I was scared of you, and now I'm not. Like
I don't know why. I'm just not you know what
I mean? Like you just how much?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah? But okay, So will you be there?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Will you be at the daycare like you? Because I'd
like to meet you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'll be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday.
But I mean, I'm not it's Sharon, I won't be
able to I.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Like that, Miss Sharon.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's nice, Okay, Okay, So should I should I reach
out to Diane about this, reach to reach out to her? Okay, Well,
you're not. You're not gonna come in Monday.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You're gonna be very just like it's not about me.
It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is
where you're gonna be, uh, Monday through Friday. From all
you know, there's there's there's there's other people your age here.
There's there's a lot of ladies your age and a
lot of men your age here.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
The ladies. I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in
the ladies.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I didn't I'm not, yeah, not into it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm in I'm into you, ok.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I think it's a situation like your your daughter doesn't
want you to be by yourself?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Could you could I call you back?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Did I call you back?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, let's call you back. Let me call you back
in a couple of minutes. I'm on the shore and
I got pulled my off of the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
This is the first this has ever happened to me. Okay, Uh,
miss Sary, can I tell you who I am? I
am nephew telling me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you. But
I promise you you're different. You're the.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Promise's different.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I promise you.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I'm different here related to Steve Harvey, like the guy
on TV out of here, he is gorgeous. Hasn't call
me backer?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Right? All right? Okay, I love you? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Now you're having folks?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
This great getting up Friday? All right? But this great
getting up Friday in.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Huntsville tonight Leberty Live Comedy Club that's Huntsville, Alabama, tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
All right. I hope y'all have a little bit more
love than my.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Coworkers here because they just you know, it's so conditional though,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It ain't good y'all, y'all, ain't gonna lie all of y'all.
Y'all change, Oh y'all, y'all change. When do we change?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
When?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What change?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
From who y'all used to be? Y'all change. That's when
you have got a lot of notes, you're still the same.
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nept Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
How's everybody doing? Everybody good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I'm trying to be I'm trying to be cool, like
on the Steve. You know, so, I thought I put
some shades on. Bring the prank to y'all in a
different kind of way. You feel me way more than
the glass.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Case. What I got drips off of me. It ain't
in the glass be encouraging.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Ain't ain't nothing dripping on me right now, y'all, don't
see nothing dripping. Ain't no sex like you're talking to
me like to dog.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know what? Just you did it? Man, Just forget it.
See how they ain't work out? You can't hold see
you can't hold dog. That's not committed. Just be who
you are? You ignorant?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Why are you trying to get out the category?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right here?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It is the prank of the day, Adult daycare, Adult daycare.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
All right, let's try that on for many dog.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach miss Sharon's.
Please yes, s Miss Sharon's. My name is Evan. I'm
giving you a call from adult daycare.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay, good black day.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Here. My name is Evan, and I got your number
and all your information here on file. It looks like
you're going to be joining us starting on Monday. So
we're excited to have you, and I want to just
give you a call and trying to give you the
lay of the land of what we have here and
how you how much fun you're going to have being
here most of the day with us. So from my understandings,
(01:37):
you're going to be here probably the majority of this year.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What are you talking?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
What are you talking about? Being there?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Where you're at the adult daycare?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Adult daycare? Where is that? What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, my name, my name is Evan, yes, ma'am. And
your third daughter is Diane.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's my daughter.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know my daughter? Yes, Well, she's the one that
has you signed up. You're going to be at the
adult daycare, so I'm assuming she's going to be dropping
you off every morning.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Evan, Evan,
hang on a second. All right, First of all, I
don't know who you are. You don't know who I am.
I don't know how love you know who my daughter is?
But this is this is really uh inappropriate and weird
and like you're trying to get what do you what
do you want? You want money with me? Are you
(02:31):
like a solicitor?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No? No, no, no, ma'am, No, no, no, not at all,
Miss Sharon. I'm your daughter has signed you up to
be here at the adult daycare doing the day's going to.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I don't know what you're talking about. There's no way
she would do that adult day care. What do I
need to don't they care for for what?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well? Evidently are you home alone most of the time
during the day.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Who cares if I'm home alone? Who's why are you
asking me that you're trying to break into my house?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No? You are, man, I don't know whar Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Michael, Look, I'm hooked up to that uh nine one
one stuff saying like I could just do a panic
call right now and they'll trace this call and then
you'll come to you and arrest you because you're harassing it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon, I'm not harassing you.
Your daughter Diane came in and signed Diane. Uh yeah,
she signed you up to go to this daycare Monday,
New Frody. Why she's at work, so she's going to
be dropping you off and then she'll pick you up
in the evenings on her way home from work.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
You know where you got that from? I don't know
who told you that. Yeah, you got my daughter's name.
And this is really just freaking me out, you know
a little bit over here, Ivan, because I don't know
why you know my name, you know my daughter's name.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
This is like, the only reason I know you all
his name, miss miss Sharon, is because she came in
and gave all the information and she has paid for
you to come to the adult daycare on a daily bid.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, here Hevin. You know what, you sound
like a nice guy, you know what I mean, Like
you're smooth, you got a nice voice, You're you're you know,
like you know what to say. I don't know who
the hell you are, though, I don't know what you're
talking about, you know what I mean, Like, I'm not
going to no daycare center. I'm not going with daycare center.
I don't want to say because I'm fine. Just get
(04:26):
that through your head. There's nothing wrong with me. I
stay home, I got a dog, I walk the dog.
I go Grosetree shopping. My daughter comes over. Everything's sorry.
I don't get no daycare center.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, I'm saying, there is there a reason why she
would sign you up. Man, she must think she must
be looking out for your best. You know your health.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Let me help, Let me ask you are you?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Are you single?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Are you married?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But what does that have to do anybody?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm not coming to no daycare center, all right, Evan.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Like, if you want to.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Come to my house and you see how I live.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You ten, I don't. I'm switching this.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I'm switching it up.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, I don't need to come to your home. I'm
more concerned about making sure you're comfortable here at the
adult daycare when you get here on Monday.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm not coming
there because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not coming
out of my house. But I'll say you, what have you?
I don't know? Like I like your voice. I just
like your voice.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Miss? How old are you? How old are I'm fifty fifty?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
You ever been with an eighty nine year old lady?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Wow? Wow?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Nine?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
And you sound really nice? That's all? Like, at first,
I'm scared of you. At first, I wasn't to be honest,
I was scared of you, and now I'm not. Like
I don't know why. I'm just not you know what
I mean? Like you just how much?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah? But okay, So will you be there?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Will you be at the daycare like you? Because I'd
like to meet you.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'll be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday.
But I mean, I'm not it's Sharon, I won't be
able to I.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Like that, Miss Sharon.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's nice, Okay, Okay, So should I should I reach
out to Diane about this, reach to reach out to her? Okay, Well,
you're not. You're not gonna come in Monday.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You're gonna be very just like it's not about me.
It's about you coming in and you're gonna this is
where you're gonna be, uh, Monday through Friday. From all
you know, there's there's there's there's other people your age here.
There's there's a lot of ladies your age and a
lot of men your age here.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
The ladies. I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in
the ladies.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I didn't I'm not, yeah, not into it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm in I'm into you, ok.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I think it's a situation like your your daughter doesn't
want you to be by yourself?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Could you could I call you back?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Did I call you back?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, let's call you back. Let me call you back
in a couple of minutes. I'm on the shore and
I got pulled my off of the thing.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
This is the first this has ever happened to me. Okay, Uh,
miss Sary, can I tell you who I am? I
am nephew telling me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your daughter Diane got me to prank call you. But
I promise you you're different. You're the.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Promise's different.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I promise you.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I'm different here related to Steve Harvey, like the guy
on TV out of here, he is gorgeous. Hasn't call
me backer?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Right? All right? Okay, I love you? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Now you're having folks?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
This great getting up Friday? All right? But this great
getting up Friday in.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Huntsville tonight Leberty Live Comedy Club that's Huntsville, Alabama, tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
All right. I hope y'all have a little bit more
love than my.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Coworkers here because they just you know, it's so conditional though,
it really is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
It ain't good y'all, y'all, ain't gonna lie all of y'all.
Y'all change, Oh y'all, y'all change. When do we change?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
When?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What change?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
From who y'all used to be? Y'all change. That's when
you have got a lot of notes, you're still the same.
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show
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