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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today and the subject is his female
friend was in his bed. We'll get into it, find
out what that's lost. Few yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
(00:23):
we'll find it's all about with my Right now, it's
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What you got new? Alright? All right? How stupid you
want to? Y'all want a deep?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Stupid, light, stupid, middle, medium, stupid? You know how you
what y'all feeling to day? You know?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, dog, dog dog, please please and start with these levels.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But the levels are stupid, dog, you know, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Really it's really not dog, It's just you.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's just it's you. You've mastered, you've mastered.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh oh no, oh nah, you you the one stupidity
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
But you don't. But you don't put no spec on it.
That nothing my problem. Put some spec on my stud
I really don't, don't.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I just respect stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm struggling with that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Put some speck on my stupid. I can't do that, though,
so I don't. I don't intimidate you like buried men.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You don't you don't feel nothing when I say that.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
When I when I say, hey, put some spec on
my stupid you don't you just yea well, not not
at all. This is baby chick, baby chick, cat dog,
if you would, I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
To reach warns the manager.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Which is one?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
So you are you the manager?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
There?
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Your name warn?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yes? So this is one?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Okay, I need to actually file a lawsuit on y'all.
And I'm actually calling you first to let you know
that I'm getting ready to file a lawsuit on the
whole grocery store. Uh for what did happened to me?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Sir? Let me let me get hold on a second.
So let me do this. Let me let me know
what what did you say?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Your name was?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
My name is Evans. Evans is my name, So Evans is.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Your last name. Let me let me write this down.
And you came into my store? Did you have an
accident in my store or something? I'm not exact to
show what you're calling about.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came
in there yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers
that I bought a card in the eggs right now,
when I got home. I was chicken to make sure
the eggs didn't didn't break on the way home. When
I got home, it was a baby chick inside the
egg caught man, one of the eggs had it had
hatch and got my kids traumatized. Now they don't even
(02:44):
want to eat breakfast or nothing around here because it's
a baby chick inside caught the eggs. That don't make
no sense.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Man, I don't mean to let me, so you tell
me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken, and.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
A baby chick inside the cart and the eggs. Man,
you got my kids traumatized. Man, don't nobody want you
got eggs? If you just see it, don't go rout.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Here, because if you're just calming down for one second, listen.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
What I told y'all, put that chicken down in there.
Put it down. You might have rayze say what.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I don't even think that that's possible. First of all,
if you had any idea how this thing comes from
the farm to the store, it is they go over
these eggs a countless summertimes, and the temperton the phraser,
first of all, wouldn't even allow for a.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Chicken to be alive if you had a baby. I
don't know I.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
This one. I don't know how this one got tasked
the system. Okay, But what I do know is we
got a baby chick over here running around because the
odd stow ain't doing what you're supposed to do. Man,
and I got it, And no, my kids are traumatized
behind this. When did you say you in here? So?
I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Man, here at aarm string.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yes, I bought them, I said, the grocery store. I
sure did.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring me eggs into.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Me and the chick?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
So now you want me to transport a baby chick
back to the grocery store. All, Look, we already traumatized
over here, already behind this dog on baby chick.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Man, I'm not exactly sure what you are trying to
pull here, but I just don't I don't think that.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
First of all, anyone common.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Sense will tell you that that's not possible. First of all,
you can't have a baby chick living in a a
in a dozen eggs. There is no possible way that this.
The temperature and my freezers are right above freezing. There's
no chickens or fragile creature in the first place. You
can't have a little bird that is not gonna survive
the transport from the farm to the factory to my store.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I'm not kidding. Look, hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna
go back and forth, but.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Little body, if you want to bring me a dozen eggs,
bring the dozen eggs in if you can catch the chick,
catch a chick.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Hey, man, you ok, You're just supposed to be the manager.
You're not supposed to talk to me like this. So
I'm just I don't.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Tell you as politely as possible if you want to
bring in the lemon eggs and a chick, I will
gladly with front of your money, give you another car,
ask whatever you want to do.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
But I'll not even know you with all ham But
I'm not all a lawsuit because y'all have traumatize me
and my kids.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Sir, listen right, let's just bring this down a lossuit, sir.
It over a dozen eggs.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Falk over a dozen eggs that gotta baby chick in it.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Man, let me get your phone number as some information,
and I all have calls to my manager and we
will figure this thing out for you, because I just
I just don't.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Believe that this would be possible. I just I don't
understand how you would have a chicken.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Let just leave them over there, don't touch the chicken.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I just don't believe that this could possibly be happy.
So this is it's unbelievable means to even.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Get this something, sir.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I don't have time to go back and forth with
you about how something happened. All I know is it
may be it's a fluke accident. Okay, but it happened.
My kids are over here playing with a baby chick,
and I'm traumatized. I don't even want to ever have
Prekmace up again. And I'm over to make show. I
file a lawsuit on your show and your show, Ruth.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
I'm such anything to do with me. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Except come in to run today.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
You understand what I'm saying. If you wanna foule a lost, okay,
I don't file a lawsuit. I'm found a loss on
the grocery store, and I'm filing a lawsuit on the
manager Warren, which is your for giving me a hard
time about what I'm telling you don't happen.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm loving a gout of hot time out of me.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Left you.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
I'm saying, I'm saying you are a hard time. Come
down here and left day.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
I'm bringing the bag down here and I'm bringing that
baby chick back down there too. I'm bringing all of
it or posts.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
I'd like to see it. How much did you pay
for those days?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I played by two dollars? It ain't a bad how
much I'm paid for the end. It's what you have
trauma time.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah, sense I don't give you just that much back
of that. When you do here, you have to say
it all.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I don't give it.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
I'm not touchings out here and lines but Jillen prooper
offline sickens and now something jock some telephone talking about
some chicken and a grabbing egg.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.
Do you have a guy that works at the checkout
name Tyrant? Yes, okay, Tyrant got me the pray phone
call you. This is Nephew till Me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. One. You just gotta pray?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
What goo' tutting me?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Ay?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
And look, man, how need them come on? Chicken chicken's
going through a man, man, I'm not I played Gallas,
got people hooking at me in this store like I'm
crazy a one.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest that,
I mean, the bad his radio show in the land.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
You check out, God tiring, you got your back.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Yeah, I'm gonna get it too. I'm gonna put it
back in produce.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
I'm gonna take it off the repster him stocking.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
There you go, and there you have it, all right,
everybody out there, let's rolling. I know y'all put y'all
got some spec on my stupid and I appreciate that.
I do, I do, I do, and I understand that,
my am. I'm not gonna give me that specting. You
know it's been it's been going on all my life.
If I could tell you the things that he's done
to me growing up, you just yeah, you look at
him differently.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I just well, I will say this right here, you
have turned out much better than we thought.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That get up. Its no, it's not. That's called whatever
you need to call. You can put every title on it.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
But I we sit here and shocked and amazement, if
you have amounted to anything.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Anything, Wow, well it was gonna be not neither.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Coming up next Strawberry letter subject his female friend was
in his bed. We'll get into it, find out what
that's all about in just a few WHOA, you're listening,
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