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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nest?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Let's go, let's get let's get stupid tams teen, Let's
do that stupid terms teen. This right here is bet Bugs, Shirley,
bid Boogs, big Boots.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know, I know, call us scrunching her face up,
I know. Yeah, let's be stupid for a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Let's go cat Hello, Hellong trying to speak to Shenise.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
She's down here right now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
If I think a message, Uh, do you know when
she's coming back?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Is this a business calls him? No? No, this is personal.
I need to talk to her immediately.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, you need to talk to me. It's just a man.
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is? This is Brandon? Who are you?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm ernest man? But why do you know Sonise?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I got a bit of a situation here, man, And
it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money
from her. So I kind of need to talk to
her about about getting this money. Uh. Is totally disrupted
my whole apartment and I need to actually see about
talking to her about getting this whole problem taking care.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Of what's the what's the situation? What's the what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred
dollars in the rears due to due to Shaynese and I,
you know, I need to see if she's gonna be
able to pay me for this situation or what. You know,
do my girl owe you money? She owes me twenty
five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Twenty five hundred dollars for what. I don't even know
who you are, first of all, So what's up with
the twenty five hundred dollars? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and I've
been I know, I've been knowing Sheie probably for the
last three or four months now, Okay, So here you
want to know what all in a nutshell is? It's
like this son, he's been coming through, okay for the
last three or four months, been coming over here to
my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now
(01:55):
finding out within the last two weeks. It's I had
to get get rid of my couch. I had to
get rid of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's
ben mattress.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Wait a man, dude, wait a minute, So you're trying
to tell me she was in your bed.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, she's been in my bed.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Dude, she been in your bed? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Where she's twenty five hundred dollars. Problem is at twenty
five hundred dollars you talking about my girl was in
your bed. Now, were not even gonna get into that.
You understand what I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars.
You can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no,
hold up, brother ball, you calling here? You calling here?
You calling here? And hear a dude answer the phone
that you still got to to have for her, and theyn'
gonna tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about
(02:37):
some mattress.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Dude, I'm out my my mattresses. Man on a thousand
bucks full of bed bucks. I had to throw that away.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
May I'm probably worry about those mattress. Dude, you're talking
about my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm
about to pop the question on her, and you want
to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with you
or take it with you for the last four months.
It's about to be over in a minute.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Now. What if you want to marry snise cool.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't care nothing about it. Don't even worry about
that now. But you know when I fall talking about
some matress, man, that's that's a problem, dude. I ain't
worried about no matchss.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
We don't worry them. Iin't got no mattress right.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Now my house, you call them mine.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I do not call a mattress right now, Nor do
I have a couch. Do you understand?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
No, I ain't cant about some mattress in the couch, dude,
I don't care nothing about that. Your name, you say
your name, Brandon.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm Brandon, Yes, yeah, brand Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You don't worry about it bright now because you're gonna find
me a real slow. Don't let me find you before
you find me. Or you understand what I'm saying, don't
you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Don't do no.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Add you can have them big bugs and that mattress
or whatever. Answer me for all I care. But what
I'm saying is you talking about some big buzz and
the bit bugs over here.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, so what you get see them problem over here
in my place?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't can't have them problem. She ain't bring nothing
over the first of all, but I ain't that ain't
even a problem. Right now, you've.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Been over here, man, you let nobody else over here, right, don't.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Worry about who you had over there. But you're gonna
call here talking about no money. You ain't getting nothing
from here.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, First of all, due check this out. I don't
have a problem with you, Okay, Me and you cool.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
When you problem, we already got a problem. You call
with me something about you been sleeping with my brother?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Hey, dog dodge the one. I'm gonna say it again.
Me and you cool? Dog we cool?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
We not cool?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We not cool.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
But I'm gonna find out a little water. I'm gonna
handle Sanise myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle
you later.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What you think what you're talking about? You, you're gonna
handle me.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Hey, hey, do you want a mass right and marriage? Shenise?
I ain't got nothing to do with that. My water,
my money back man for the for the property of
mind that she has ruined.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massiss.
Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket raptor
around that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He Hey, dud, dude, why are you sitting here creating
the drama with me? When me, me and you, we
ain't even the problem. The problem is Shani.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The problem is you picked up your phone and you
call here. That's the problem. You got too, dus. You
ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messans. Now
you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know what I see. I can't talk to you.
When do Shanise get home?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Man, don't worry about when Shanise get home. What you
needed wh if I was when I find you?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in
it when you find me because I need my money day, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Gonna have your money. I have your mattress too. Please
understand he's gonna be wrestling read or what?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man,
sit nisseas, bring bed bugs over to my house. Leave
them all in my mattress, leave them all over my couch.
Where I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong?
At man, where I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
had a man, say, what did you know she had
a man?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But I mean kind of kind of sort of but
not really though he ain't.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No kind of sort of man even you know she
got a man or she don't got a man? You
knew she had a man, right, and you still win?
DDI Right?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
I'm dealing with these bed bugs. Understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Dude, do you understand you messing up for a four
years relationship? You know how much time I put in
with this woman, four eight four years, were about to
get we was about to get married, and you call
in here with this.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What are y'all supposed to get married?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,
you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
you is due you calling here on some big buggy,
which I know she ain't got nothing to do with it.
But the fact that you told me that she was
over your house and your dead, that's over. It's over now.
You understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home,
I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
That's gonna get dot with. I'm walking up out of here.
(06:16):
But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor
is to come find your prince of all. How do
you get the number to this apartment? That's what I
want to know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They do. She gave me both numbers, the cell phone
number in the house number told me, you know, if
it's an emergency, called the house.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, and this is an emergency.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, that's an emergency.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Learn another emergency number, learning nine one one. Because when
I come down because on your drunk, either you come
out on your head of it or you better call
the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the
bed bugs?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will play for
the bed But who is Tommy? Tommy dog nephew Tommy
from the Steve all Be Morning Show. Ernest, you just
got pranked by your girl shot mee.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Y'all y'all, hey, it was over.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was over.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You understand what I'm telling you?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Over there?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You have it stupid on this good Wednesday morning. Dead
mug yep?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Does it make your skin crawl? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeh Suirley.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeh, that'll make you throw the whole mattress out and
start over.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'm talking about the whole bed everything window.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yes, yes, yes, lifted right on up Dallas for worth.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
The Nephew was coming to town Addison Addison improv man,
and y'all already found out that I'm coming because you're
selling me out and I want to say thank you
in advance. I appisated, I appreciate it. Nephew coming Halloween.
That's this weekend, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Got a few
tickets left. They trying to get the nefew to add show.
We're gonna think about it for me, all right, let
(08:02):
me let me let me sleep on a night shows.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I this on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Listen if I give on Sunday, I'm telling you now,
I'm telling you right now, Monday is nothing to help
if you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Do two shows on Sunday. Yeah, what is I'm coming
in here Monday for? Is it your job? Because it's
your job, I don't know there's a such thing at work.
Overload y'all. Now, y'all know that you need to really stop. Wow,
(08:37):
where where can you do this? Nowhere? But all right,
my job for gave me all right.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Coming up next Strawberry letter, thanking a for you, subject
hands on your knees.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We'll get into that right after this
It is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nest?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Let's go, let's get let's get stupid tams teen, Let's
do that stupid terms teen. This right here is bet Bugs, Shirley,
bid Boogs, big Boots.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I know, I know, call us scrunching her face up,
I know. Yeah, let's be stupid for a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Let's go cat Hello, Hellong trying to speak to Shenise.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
She's down here right now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
If I think a message, Uh, do you know when
she's coming back?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Is this a business calls him? No? No, this is personal.
I need to talk to her immediately.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, you need to talk to me. It's just a man.
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
This is? This is Brandon? Who are you?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm ernest man? But why do you know Sonise?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I got a bit of a situation here, man, And
it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money
from her. So I kind of need to talk to
her about about getting this money. Uh. Is totally disrupted
my whole apartment and I need to actually see about
talking to her about getting this whole problem taking care.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Of what's the what's the situation? What's the what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred
dollars in the rears due to due to Shaynese and I,
you know, I need to see if she's gonna be
able to pay me for this situation or what. You know,
do my girl owe you money? She owes me twenty
five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Twenty five hundred dollars for what. I don't even know
who you are, first of all, So what's up with
the twenty five hundred dollars? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and I've
been I know, I've been knowing Sheie probably for the
last three or four months now, Okay, So here you
want to know what all in a nutshell is? It's
like this son, he's been coming through, okay for the
last three or four months, been coming over here to
my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now
(01:55):
finding out within the last two weeks. It's I had
to get get rid of my couch. I had to
get rid of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's
ben mattress.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Wait a man, dude, wait a minute, So you're trying
to tell me she was in your bed.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, she's been in my bed.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Dude, she been in your bed? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You know.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Where she's twenty five hundred dollars. Problem is at twenty
five hundred dollars you talking about my girl was in
your bed. Now, were not even gonna get into that.
You understand what I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars.
You can forget about it. No, no, no, no, no,
hold up, brother ball, you calling here? You calling here?
You calling here? And hear a dude answer the phone
that you still got to to have for her, and theyn'
gonna tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about
(02:37):
some mattress.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Dude, I'm out my my mattresses. Man on a thousand
bucks full of bed bucks. I had to throw that away.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
May I'm probably worry about those mattress. Dude, you're talking
about my girl. We've been together for four years. I'm
about to pop the question on her, and you want
to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with you
or take it with you for the last four months.
It's about to be over in a minute.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Now. What if you want to marry snise cool.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I don't care nothing about it. Don't even worry about
that now. But you know when I fall talking about
some matress, man, that's that's a problem, dude. I ain't
worried about no matchss.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
We don't worry them. Iin't got no mattress right.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Now my house, you call them mine.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I do not call a mattress right now, Nor do
I have a couch. Do you understand?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
No, I ain't cant about some mattress in the couch, dude,
I don't care nothing about that. Your name, you say
your name, Brandon.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm Brandon, Yes, yeah, brand Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You don't worry about it bright now because you're gonna find
me a real slow. Don't let me find you before
you find me. Or you understand what I'm saying, don't
you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Don't do no.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Add you can have them big bugs and that mattress
or whatever. Answer me for all I care. But what
I'm saying is you talking about some big buzz and
the bit bugs over here.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, so what you get see them problem over here
in my place?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't can't have them problem. She ain't bring nothing
over the first of all, but I ain't that ain't
even a problem. Right now, you've.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Been over here, man, you let nobody else over here, right, don't.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Worry about who you had over there. But you're gonna
call here talking about no money. You ain't getting nothing
from here.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, First of all, due check this out. I don't
have a problem with you, Okay, Me and you cool.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
When you problem, we already got a problem. You call
with me something about you been sleeping with my brother?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Hey, dog dodge the one. I'm gonna say it again.
Me and you cool? Dog we cool?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
We not cool?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We not cool.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
But I'm gonna find out a little water. I'm gonna
handle Sanise myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle
you later.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
What you think what you're talking about? You, you're gonna
handle me.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Hey, hey, do you want a mass right and marriage? Shenise?
I ain't got nothing to do with that. My water,
my money back man for the for the property of
mind that she has ruined.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massiss.
Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket raptor
around that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He Hey, dud, dude, why are you sitting here creating
the drama with me? When me, me and you, we
ain't even the problem. The problem is Shani.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The problem is you picked up your phone and you
call here. That's the problem. You got too, dus. You
ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messans. Now
you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know what I see. I can't talk to you.
When do Shanise get home?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Man, don't worry about when Shanise get home. What you
needed wh if I was when I find you?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in
it when you find me because I need my money day, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Gonna have your money. I have your mattress too. Please
understand he's gonna be wrestling read or what?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man,
sit nisseas, bring bed bugs over to my house. Leave
them all in my mattress, leave them all over my couch.
Where I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong?
At man, where I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
had a man, say, what did you know she had
a man?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
But I mean kind of kind of sort of but
not really though he ain't.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
No kind of sort of man even you know she
got a man or she don't got a man? You
knew she had a man, right, and you still win?
DDI Right?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
I'm dealing with these bed bugs. Understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Dude, do you understand you messing up for a four
years relationship? You know how much time I put in
with this woman, four eight four years, were about to
get we was about to get married, and you call
in here with this.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What are y'all supposed to get married?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,
you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
you is due you calling here on some big buggy,
which I know she ain't got nothing to do with it.
But the fact that you told me that she was
over your house and your dead, that's over. It's over now.
You understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home,
I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
That's gonna get dot with. I'm walking up out of here.
(06:16):
But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor
is to come find your prince of all. How do
you get the number to this apartment? That's what I
want to know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They do. She gave me both numbers, the cell phone
number in the house number told me, you know, if
it's an emergency, called the house.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, and this is an emergency.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, that's an emergency.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Learn another emergency number, learning nine one one. Because when
I come down because on your drunk, either you come
out on your head of it or you better call
the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the
bed bugs?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will play for
the bed But who is Tommy? Tommy dog nephew Tommy
from the Steve all Be Morning Show. Ernest, you just
got pranked by your girl shot mee.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Y'all y'all, hey, it was over.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was over.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You understand what I'm telling you?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Over there?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You have it stupid on this good Wednesday morning. Dead
mug yep?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Does it make your skin crawl? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeh Suirley.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes it does.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeh, that'll make you throw the whole mattress out and
start over.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'm talking about the whole bed everything window.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yes, yes, yes, lifted right on up Dallas for worth.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
The Nephew was coming to town Addison Addison improv man,
and y'all already found out that I'm coming because you're
selling me out and I want to say thank you
in advance. I appisated, I appreciate it. Nephew coming Halloween.
That's this weekend, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Got a few
tickets left. They trying to get the nefew to add show.
We're gonna think about it for me, all right, let
(08:02):
me let me let me sleep on a night shows.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I this on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Listen if I give on Sunday, I'm telling you now,
I'm telling you right now, Monday is nothing to help
if you.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Do two shows on Sunday. Yeah, what is I'm coming
in here Monday for? Is it your job? Because it's
your job, I don't know there's a such thing at work.
Overload y'all. Now, y'all know that you need to really stop. Wow,
(08:37):
where where can you do this? Nowhere? But all right,
my job for gave me all right.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Coming up next Strawberry letter, thanking a for you, subject
hands on your knees.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We'll get into that right after this
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