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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I'm in love with my godson. All right, we'll
get into that in just a minute. Right now, the
nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you
got nef gods under grandson? Everybody has been there. Happened
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so many times. It happened a lot when I was
growing up as a child. It happened even more when
I got in college. About to turn your lights? So
about to turn your lights? So no, oh, come on,
I know y'all in had it happen? Youaly had your
lights there? Everybody else on the block hole y'all are
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you kidding? Okay, you ain't grew up if you ain't
had that happen. So let's go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
to find Gerard. Please get us. How are you doing?
This is Mason Man. I'm I'm the guy that earns
the lights on and off if you haven't paid your bill,
and I'm hoping here at your house. I actually giving
ready to turn the lights off, but I'm trying to. Uh,
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it's a courtesy car we're supposed to give if people
can pay their bill before we turn them off. Then
when you collect and we keep moving. He said, who
are you? Who are you a getting I'm getting ready
to turn the lights off because the bill hasn't been paid.
I'm getting ready to turn the power off. Are are
you here at the house? No, I'm at work. Okay, Well, listen,
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is there anyone at the house that can make a
payment payment? The payment right now that I have is
one dollars and thirty six cents? Is that right for? What?
For the electric bill? Yes? Sir? No, no, sir, no,
sir no, no, there's nobody at the house, and I
don't think I owe that much. Well, that's what I
have right now, two dollars and thirty six cents. My
wife she already paid that. Okay, well they don't have
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a record of that. I'm in your driveway right now.
I'm getting ready to turn this thing off until the
payment has been made right now? Okay, Well, if no
one is here, then I have to follow through and
continue and and go ahead and and and and turn
the power off until everything is rectified. Oh, you're my driveway,
I mean you drive Is there anyone here? How far
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are you from here? I'm at work. I can't get
off right now, but you gotta get out my driveway. No, no, sir,
I'm not gonna be able to leave you driveway until
I actually turned the power off. Can't turn my power off.
I got food in the frigerator. My kids got fished,
you know, come home, man. What do you mean you
got fished? What does that mean? I could be there
in thirty minutes. Give you the cash right now? What
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what what do you mean when you say you got fish?
This this tank? Oh? Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
I understand that. But I'll be there in thirty minute.
You stay right there, don't touch nothing, okay, So I can't.
I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long.
Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash and I'll pay
you with a two. We don't we don't accept cash, sir.
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We're gonna need the money or I don't have time
to go. I'll be there with the cash thirty minutes.
I can't take care or you live into me, sir?
Are you listen to me, I'm listening to you. I
can't take cash. I need a money order. I'll beat
that thirty minutes. Okay, sir, I have to cut I
have to turn your power off if you're not here.
I give everybody ten minutes, ten minutes where they can
pay it or we can actually turn it off. Now,
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you tell me what you want me to do. Call
my wife real quick. I really so. I don't have
time to call you. I don't. I don't have time
for that. First of all, sir, I'll get me upset.
I'll wait the messup bills, okay. First of all, okay, okay.
If she doesn't mess up bills, then what the hell
is going on? I don't know. I'm gonna call her
real quick, really straight. Okay. Okay, well, sir, I don't
have a real quick time. What we have to do
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right now is I have to do this. I have
to be to turn your power off. You get it
turned off now, listen. I can come back and turn
this thing right back on next week. It will be
a hunting fifty dollar them reconnect. First of all, you
need to get out of my yard. First of all, y'all,
I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. I'm here
because you haven't paid. I'm gonna call my wife right now.
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I'm here because you haven't paid your bill. I'll tell
you my bit. My wife and paid my bill. Well,
how do you even know she paid it? Because you
don't know what. Damn you don't know anything. What hold up, sir?
Trust me for wife paid the bill. It's my stick
in your system. Get out of my yard. Now are
you in Avenue? Yeah, that's correct, but I'm in I'm
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in there that I'm in the right place, sir. And
you haven't paid your bill, and I've been ordered to
turn it off. I'll tell you what, tell you what
tell me I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at
thirty minutes. I don't I'm not gonna be in thirty minutes. Okay,
you about you? Are you listening? I'm turning this off
in the next five minutes. Not touch my My wife
paid the bill. Leave my lesson. My wife hasn't paid
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the bill. Now, maybe your wife is out lally gagging
doing something else. Who who whoa who ho ho ho ho.
First of all, you keep keep out of this all right, Okay,
you don't want that brought in. I don't want to
keep telling me what she has done, what she happens
then listen, listen, keep my hey, that's why I draw
the line. I'll be there in thirty minutes. Men. You
can tell we're gonna continue to go back and forth
with you. So I don't have thirty minutes. I got
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ten minutes. You understand me. I gotta I'm gonna leave
right now. I'm I'm gonna getting the car right now. Okay,
I'll be that thirty minutes. So I don't have thirty minutes.
I'm turning it off. You can call downtown and get
headquarters and turn it back on and we'll come back
out here. And it's a reconnected for hundred fifty dollars.
So I come up with three hundred. Hell your bill
is two hundred something dollars and that's gonna be a
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hundred fifty dollar reconnecting. No hell, no that hey, I'll
be had in ten minutes. Just okay, well, sir, and
I've told you before you have five minutes to get here. No, listen, listen, listen,
Let me call my neighbor real click oh hold, let
me call and hold up, let me call. I don't
have time for you to click over and call other people. Sir,
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is there somebody that can give me a money order
right now? Yeah, yeah, right now. I get your money
order in five minutes. Okay, Now, who's gonna do that?
I don't know. I called my wife. I told you
your wife is the reason why you're in the situation.
I'm gonna report you to your super Are you gonna whatever?
Mean what? I'm out doing my job. You should report
your wife for not doing what she's supposed Let's let's
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tell what you say. If do you want your lights
on or off when you get here? Wants your lights
are getting turned off in the next two minutes because
your wife didn't pay the damn bill. I don't tell you.
Excuse me, I don't tell you. Listen heat my wife's name.
How's your mouth? I'll tell you what you know what
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my supervisor would tell you. I don't know what. Gonna
tell me? Tell you that you have been talking to
nephew Tommy from the Sea Lobby. More to show you
just got right. I was on my way. Your co
worker got Joseph. He got you. I'm gonna get into
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don't know more of that man you had me. Hey,
I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
is the baddest radio show? In the land. Come on, man,
Steve Harvey Moran Show, come on, get you behind to
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the frank too much playing with this man talk about
his wife. The problem. You don't know how to pay
that dog Wifela. Gag and that's what you're doing. You
know what, Lalla, that's what gag. It is. Tell y'all something.
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I'm in the middle of shooting, ready to love U
in Washington, d C. Y'all. Oh my god, y'all, y'all
gonna like this. Y'all gonna like this. Tommy, it's good. Yes,
it's good. It's good. I'm loving my contestants. I'm loving them.
You know, it comes to elimination. I'm I'm starting. I'm
starting to cray when they got to go. Let come.
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I liked her, I liked him. No not now, let's
go another week. Don't get rid of no vad. I'm
over here pleading with producers. Come on now, don't it's
too early. They're looking at me like, what is wrong
with you? Y'all. I'll let you know when when the
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first date is for the new season. But yeah, yeah, exactly,
I think it's in September. You guys that long you're
gonna have to alright, alright, nephew, thank you. Coming up
at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is I'm
in love with my godson. We'll get into it right
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after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.