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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Y'all looking for stupid, you're looking for ignorant, you're looking
for crazy. I am up, and we're gonna hit one
of these office buildings. Okay, we hit it to one
of the office buildings, all right, And everybody knows what
goes on down now at the office. When you come
to work, what do you do? You bring your lunch,
You put your lunch in the fridge at the job.
Everybody know about that refrigerator at the job right right.
(00:23):
You got your name on it. It's tied in and
not you just secured it. Correct. This is called break
room bobbeque, break room barbecue. Let's get to a cat
dog if you would Hello, I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Speak to Eric.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, man, let me tell you something with me, and
you're finna get some straight today. Dog right here, right now,
let me say this.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Man, who is what you're talking about? Right now?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
This is Quincy right here, it's Quincy. I work in
the same building. I work on the same floor you
work on, all right, and I know that a lot
of people on the floor everybody kind of share the
breakroom when the refrigerator or whatever. But let me tell
you this right now, it's been brought to my attention
that you the person on on Tuesday, on Tuesday, all right,
that went in there and ate my barbecue ribs. All right,
(01:11):
they took me four five hours to smoke them.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hey, whoa, whoa, So go down, so down you say
your name, Quincy, right, go down, quins my name, bringing
this to your attention, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Don't worry about that. Don't worry about who told me.
But everybody said you always eating people's stuff. I break
room without the refrigerator.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but
I ain't eating nothing refrigerator. I go out and get
my own food. Bro, I go out and get my
own food. So I don't know what you talk about
right now.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
And let me say let me say that, let me
say this to your let me say this to you.
All right, I'm coming by your Cuba could tomorrow. I
see anything, I see some barbecue south anything remotely look
close to my barbecue ribs. I sweatche. I'm whooping your
masks right.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
There and your you need to Hey, you need to chill, man.
I'm not I'm not about to threats. Bro. I'm telling
you I wasn't the one that that did that. That
did that. I'm telling you that right now, So you
need to calm down.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, I ain't coming. I ain't calming down. Okay, I'm
telling you right now, you're gonna get up in your cubical.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
If I'm I'm saying. But I'm trying to tell you
I'm not the one that's doing that. That's what I'm
telling you.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
So how come everybody say if anybody 't your food,
it's probably every one always eating everybody's stuff up.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
They can say whatever they want to say. That don't
mean that I was the one that did that. That's
what I'm trying to tell you, Bro, That's what I'm
trying to tell you.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So they lying on you. Now, they lying on you.
They lying.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm trying to tell you they lying.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I'm telling you that, so you do understand what I'm saying.
If it's anything that remotely looked close to barbecue sauce, anything,
a real bone, anything like that, around your cubicle, in
the trash can in your work area, I'm whooping your shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Man, Christy man, I was. I'm trying to be nice
to you on this bone, bro, But I told you
about these threats. So at this point in time for
you threatening me again. You and your barbecue sandwich. Bro,
that's how that's how it is. Well, you and your
barbecue sallenge Bro, I Toald making me spress to me?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Bro, Yeah, well gone admit that you gone a mint
that you ate it? Eric, gone ad mint it? Then
you know what?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You know what at this point speaking to you on
this phone like this, Bro, I really wish I ate
your salwich. Bro. I wish I did.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I went out here.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm telling you right now, I smoked the ribs for
five hours. I smoked in rib put my hard work
in it, and then I get to work. You'retting ready
to eat my food and somebody that ate my barbecue
ribs and then everybody saying Eric the one always eating
everybody food. I'm telling you, dude, I will come to
your culber you up if I find anything it looked
like my ribs over there.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's like the third threat you're gonna gave me.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
That was good, Bro, that was good. At I'm so
glad I took that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh so you admitting it? Now?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Now I'm telling you what you want to hear, Quincy,
That's what I'm doing right now. You want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, okay, that's that's show tomorrow. That show, that show
is tomorrow. The cubic.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm telling you now, we're working in the same good, right.
I ain't going nowhere you know what floor, mat, I
ain't going nowhere for good. I don't know who you are.
I don't know how you got my number, brother, but
we even gotta wait until you get up there to
my floor. We can get we can get this cracking
in the lobby, Broke. In the lobby. You can get
your ribs broken, your ribs, not the ribs that you
(04:18):
cooked on that barbecue, your ribs. We can get it
cracking it.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's whatever at this point, Eric, it's whatever. It's whatever. Okay,
it's you know what. Matter of fact. I'm gonna I'm
gonna let the Shade know what's up. I'm gonna let
the Shade know what's up.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The Shame. I know she'd tell you nothing about eating
nothing like eating your food. Bro I know the Shade
didn't say nothing like that to you.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, No, the Shape, Now, the Shame Shade ain't say
you ain't no rib That ain't what the Shae told me.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So why you bringing her? Why you bring her up.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Then you want to know what the shade told me?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
What did the shade told you? Bro? What she told
you to?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Shae told me to bring phone call you. This is
nephew Tommy from the Steve Halt and Marty Shell. You
just got pranked by your co worker the shake.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
What what? What the hell you talking about? Eric?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Check it out this nephew, tim me Bro, Steve Harvey,
mar the show, your girl, the Shade, your coworker got
me to prank you.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh you know.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
What, man, Well you got my blood boiling?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh, Man, old the she she gonna get it. Bro,
She's gonna get it when I get back in there.
And I man, I listen to y'all every man, I
don't believe it. Man, Hey, you you got me?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh man, it is an honor, Bro, it is a man.
Hey Man, I love y'all. Man, I'm gonna get the shade.
You tell her her man is mine?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
What you man? Do me a favor? Tell everybody? What
is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
in the land.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Man, The baddest radio showed and the lamb is Steve
hawks more on the show.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Baby Man, go get some ribs and have a nice day. Baby.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna do that, man, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Come on, prank prank Saints, Frank Saint. That's right, Come on,
prank Saint. Get some praise up in here. Okay, what's that,
Frank sat Come on, Frank Saint. Thing all right? Give
me from pranking praise up in here and keep it
stupid as I am supposed to. Yeah, I'm just so.
(06:30):
I'm finna go through this again the night I went
through it the last last week. What's wrong? It's just
power ball. It's just not it's not landing on my numbers.
It's just I don't understand it with you. But they
got another drawing tonight. Let's see. I know it's a night.
(06:50):
Let's see. Let's see. I keep driving, and then I
got a certain strategy, you know. I'm I'm I'm stopping
a little old small service stations in the hood and
then going out in the rule area. I'm out there too.
So many other people have that same strategy. Yeah, let
(07:12):
me just get one over here, just one, yeah, all right,
and I'm gonna go over here. I'm ana buy a
hundred over here. Give me one hundred over here. I
got a strategy of it working. Do the same thing.
I pull up in the service stage. If I see
a food truck at the service stations, I'm going in there.
Got a food You're going to get my ticket. I'm
(07:34):
back out there again. I'm in these streets. I'm in
these powerball streets. That's right. What would you do if
you won all that money one more time? What would
you do? I would fake my death right in front
of my family, in front of them. Yes, I'm gonna
go get this real high tech guy out out out
(07:54):
of Hollywood. That's just gonna make me just go up
and flame right there in front of everybody. Y'all got
a funeral, do y'all thing, and I can assure you, wow,
life will go on. Y'all. Don't need me around, I
promise you don't. You don't need to see what I'm
finna do with this money. Okay, you don't need to
see it, but you do need to, But you do
need to see the nephew in Huntsville, Alabama. That would
(08:17):
be September nineteen and twenty, Levity Live Comedy Club, Leberty
Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, a nephew coming back through been
a few years. Get your tickets. They don't sell right now.
Ignorance is on the way, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
All right, all right, thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Put the power balls. You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show