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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nephew, what you got over there.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The title of it is called butt cheeks, butt cheeks.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm staying.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm saying, no, I got to call this man because
his wife is disturbing everything when she comes pick up
the kids from school, because you know her dress too.
You know it's a little too much and the butt
cheeks is out. This is butt cheeks. You know there's
a limit on when you should be butt cheecken and
not butt cheecken.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know what I'm saying coming from you, that's that's
really you know where we got to go.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Get the kids now. You gotta put your butt cheeks up.
You can't just.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
A line.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Draw the line. I draw the line right across your
butt cheek.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You cannot have it. You cannot have this out like
this while.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
These kids is getting out of school. You're messing up
their man. The babies don't need to the baby don't
need to be singing it. I'm just saying, okay, let's
go cat dog butt chicks.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hello, I'm trying to Carmen, Miss miss Carmen.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Uh, this is a Nate Master's call.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes,
this is mister Porter.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Porter, how are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm fine? Is everything good?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine.
Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
we got so many kids with the same names. I
wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
here's the issue.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You say your name is Nate, Yeah, okay, Nate.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What were the problem we're having here at the school
is I don't know if you are aware of it,
but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What
your wife is Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
(01:55):
and her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out. You know,
I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her,
but I've been getting these reports from uh, We've been getting.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's a little strange to me. I'm typically at work.
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
have to talk to her later on today Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But what I wanted to do is get her to
come up here so I can see what she's wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,
I can take care of it.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
both of us, Like if I was able to see
her uh in the and and let her.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter. This
is not even really concerning my daughter. This is uh
you know, this is this is above that take grade.
Let me handle it. So you know, you know, my
daughter going to Principal's office is one thing. I'll be
on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
top of this. So so, like I said, I think
I got this handle right now.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What now, your wife, Carmen? Is she there?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I mean is there anywhere I can talk to her?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
No? Like I told you, I think I think I
got this one. I can take care of this. And
you know my thing is I've already told you that
three times. I don't know where you're really going with this?
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and
get the situation situation RECTORICI as soon as I can.
But we don't you know, you don't need to You
don't need to see her, you know, talk to her.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Being the principal here at the school, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,
you know, handle the school in the orderly fashion and
make sure that all things are taking care of around
here and we have no issues and no problems.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So what You're not talking to my daughter, You're talking
to me. I'm I'm I'm a husband, I'm a father.
I'm telling you what I tell you. I got to handle.
I got a handle.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I understand it. But I have to handle my school. Though.
You understand that I have to handle school.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I will drop my door off myself.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, I understand that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What No, I mean, do I need to come up
there and talk to you?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No? I need your wife to come talk to me.
I need to see what she be waring.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player, do
you have a wife?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, I have a wife.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Come to my office.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
But what what what do you what do you what
are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, what are you talking about that? My wife needs
to come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing
when she's dropping these keys.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Get me yourself phone, I'll send you a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Man, and man, I think we must have gone down
the wrong street, which is yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, we do definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player, Okay,
let me let me just make it very clear to you,
my wife, you're seeing that in the office and all that,
maybe we can't come up here tomorrow is gonna be
me and her. No, he's not coming up to the
principal's office. We don't need to do it all.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her. I just need to see you.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
going down this road right now.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, So so, so it's okay for her to have
her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off,
But as soon as I want to have her come
out of office for a meeting about this situation.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right now right now, you you said you're claiming her
butt seases out like seazes out right now? You out
of pocket?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled
up and got out the car and her butt was
out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's when it was out of pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this on this end, your end is
to handle what's going on in your school.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
private meeting with your wife, so and her and I
can talk about what she's wearing.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we're at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Say what? Say what you say?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
and drop my daughter off to come see you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So you're coming here tomorrow, absolutely, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
So are you bringing miss Carmen?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Witch?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
tuck got money. I'm coming up there to handle this
right now because you're out of that. This is how's
going down. There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow.
It's just gonna be coming out the car on some
real Do you understand what's your name again?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
My name? I'm poored to the principal here.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
All right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will
see me coming out the car.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well, there is there is another
issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So so Miss Carmen and she.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Told you about, uh, the conversation she's been having with Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So that once again? So your wife ain't telling you not?
So she hadn't told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, dude, I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So so okay, okay, do you know okay, okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do you know who nephew Tommy is? From the Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, I know, nay, nay.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You just got pranked by your wife, Calm and baby.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Hey, at least he knows.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But oh my god, wow, oh man, I got to
ask you something before we go. Baby, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
The land, Steve Harvey Barnes Showing.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Come on, y'all, come on, come on, come on, put
some cheeks on there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey, here's where I'd like to see some but cheese,
dukes and boots, dukes and boosters.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
We can't come on, not come on.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It was but I turned to I turned to Sir Charles,
would love to see some munchies out here. We got
dukes and moods out here on the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right, this is the Southern Soul, blues and comedy fest.
You don't want to miss this.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's all.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's a white foul. You're gonna have a great time.
Kata's Banquereada, Tupelo, Mississippi, this Saturday night, and it is
going down. Okay, dukes and boots and butt cheeks.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'll see you there. Wow, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show
Nephew, what you got over there.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The title of it is called butt cheeks, butt cheeks.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I'm staying.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I'm saying, no, I got to call this man because
his wife is disturbing everything when she comes pick up
the kids from school, because you know her dress too.
You know it's a little too much and the butt
cheeks is out. This is butt cheeks. You know there's
a limit on when you should be butt cheecken and
not butt cheecken.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know what I'm saying coming from you, that's that's
really you know where we got to go.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Get the kids now. You gotta put your butt cheeks up.
You can't just.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
A line.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Draw the line. I draw the line right across your
butt cheek.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You cannot have it. You cannot have this out like
this while.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
These kids is getting out of school. You're messing up
their man. The babies don't need to the baby don't
need to be singing it. I'm just saying, okay, let's
go cat dog butt chicks.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hello, I'm trying to Carmen, Miss miss Carmen.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Uh, this is a Nate Master's call.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes,
this is mister Porter.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Porter, how are you doing today?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm fine? Is everything good?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine.
Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
we got so many kids with the same names. I
wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
here's the issue.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You say your name is Nate, Yeah, okay, Nate.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What were the problem we're having here at the school
is I don't know if you are aware of it,
but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, What
your wife is Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
(01:55):
and her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out. You know,
I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her,
but I've been getting these reports from uh, We've been getting.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's a little strange to me. I'm typically at work.
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
have to talk to her later on today Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But what I wanted to do is get her to
come up here so I can see what she's wearing.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, no, no, I think I got this handl dude,
I can take care of it.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
both of us, Like if I was able to see
her uh in the and and let her.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter. This
is not even really concerning my daughter. This is uh
you know, this is this is above that take grade.
Let me handle it. So you know, you know, my
daughter going to Principal's office is one thing. I'll be
on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
top of this. So so, like I said, I think
I got this handle right now.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What now, your wife, Carmen? Is she there?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I mean is there anywhere I can talk to her?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
No? Like I told you, I think I think I
got this one. I can take care of this. And
you know my thing is I've already told you that
three times. I don't know where you're really going with this?
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and
get the situation situation RECTORICI as soon as I can.
But we don't you know, you don't need to You
don't need to see her, you know, talk to her.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Being the principal here at the school, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,
you know, handle the school in the orderly fashion and
make sure that all things are taking care of around
here and we have no issues and no problems.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So what You're not talking to my daughter, You're talking
to me. I'm I'm I'm a husband, I'm a father.
I'm telling you what I tell you. I got to handle.
I got a handle.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I understand it. But I have to handle my school. Though.
You understand that I have to handle school.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I will drop my door off myself.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay, I understand that.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What No, I mean, do I need to come up
there and talk to you?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No? I need your wife to come talk to me.
I need to see what she be waring.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player, do
you have a wife?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, I have a wife.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Come to my office.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
But what what what do you what do you what
are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
No, what are you talking about that? My wife needs
to come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing
when she's dropping these keys.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Get me yourself phone, I'll send you a picture.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Man, and man, I think we must have gone down
the wrong street, which is yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, we do definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player, Okay,
let me let me just make it very clear to you,
my wife, you're seeing that in the office and all that,
maybe we can't come up here tomorrow is gonna be
me and her. No, he's not coming up to the
principal's office. We don't need to do it all.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her. I just need to see you.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
going down this road right now.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, So so, so it's okay for her to have
her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off,
But as soon as I want to have her come
out of office for a meeting about this situation.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right now right now, you you said you're claiming her
butt seases out like seazes out right now? You out
of pocket?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket where she pulled
up and got out the car and her butt was
out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's when it was out of pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this on this end, your end is
to handle what's going on in your school.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
private meeting with your wife, so and her and I
can talk about what she's wearing.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we're at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Say what? Say what you say?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You what's gonna happen Tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
and drop my daughter off to come see you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So you're coming here tomorrow, absolutely, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
So are you bringing miss Carmen?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Witch?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
tuck got money. I'm coming up there to handle this
right now because you're out of that. This is how's
going down. There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow.
It's just gonna be coming out the car on some
real Do you understand what's your name again?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
My name? I'm poored to the principal here.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
All right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will
see me coming out the car.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well, there is there is another
issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So so Miss Carmen and she.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Told you about, uh, the conversation she's been having with Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So that once again? So your wife ain't telling you not?
So she hadn't told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, dude, I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So so okay, okay, do you know okay, okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Do you know who nephew Tommy is? From the Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, I know, nay, nay.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You just got pranked by your wife, Calm and baby.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Hey, at least he knows.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
But oh my god, wow, oh man, I got to
ask you something before we go. Baby, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
The land, Steve Harvey Barnes Showing.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Come on, y'all, come on, come on, come on, put
some cheeks on there.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey, here's where I'd like to see some but cheese,
dukes and boots, dukes and boosters.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
We can't come on, not come on.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It was but I turned to I turned to Sir Charles,
would love to see some munchies out here. We got
dukes and moods out here on the ground.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right, this is the Southern Soul, blues and comedy fest.
You don't want to miss this.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's all.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's a white foul. You're gonna have a great time.
Kata's Banquereada, Tupelo, Mississippi, this Saturday night, and it is
going down. Okay, dukes and boots and butt cheeks.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'll see you there. Wow, you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning
Show
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