September 10, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it's today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The subject I have for you today is called my
best friend likes sexy strangers. Okay, my best friend like
sexy strangers. Yeah, right now, the nephew said about it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right now. The nephew is in the building with you.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ain't never seen a stranger, and we're all right now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah. It's a little more to it, though than just.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The everybody I've ever talked to at one point in
time in my life.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Was just a sexist, sexy stranger.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But here's my question. Have you ever met a sexy stranger?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
As soon as they started talking, they wasn't sexy at all?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, absolutely, yes.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Have you talked to a person and from across the
room you're in the club, you back in your element,
and you walk over there, and the conversation start and
you go, Jesus, I walk over here for.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This, yeah, and then you get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Dude, walk back. I walked off. I ain't got no time.
Oh no, no.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I walked across the room and you open your mouth
and then something wrong with you. I just turned around
and walk off. We don't know each other. Wasn't no
Instagram back then, none of that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I could just walk off, Yeah, I love it all right?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Why he just walk off? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Come on with the frank phone call what you got first?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Naw butt checks crazy that's the name of the frank
butt cheecks. Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen, Miss Mss Carmen.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Uh. This is a master's calling.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
This is mister Porter.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Porter. How are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I'm is everything good?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every every thing. Everything is fine.
Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
we got so many kids with the same names. I
wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
here's the issue. You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
What were the problem we're having here at the school
is I don't know if you are aware of it,
but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
(02:25):
we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What
your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
her butt cheeks, her butt cheeks are out. You know,
I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her, but
(02:48):
I've been getting these reports from we've been.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Getting that's a little strength to me. I'm typically at work.
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
have to talk to her later on today.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay, Well, what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
But what I wanted to do is get her to
come up here so I can see what she wears.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
You know, No, no, no, I think I got this
handl dude, I can take care of it.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
both of us. Like if I was able to see
her uh in the and and let her.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter. This
is not even really concerning my daughter. This is uh
you know, this is this is above that pay grade.
Let me handle it so you know, you know, my
daughter going to principal's office is one thing. I'll be
on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
top of this. So so, like I said, I think
I got this handled right now.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What now, your wife, Karmen, is she there?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, I mean, is there any way I can talk
to her?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Like I told you, I think I think I got
this one. I could take care of this. And you know,
my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
situation situational rectified as soon as I can. Okay, but
we don't you know, you don't need to you don't
need to see her, you know, talk.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
To her being the principal here at the school, sir.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,
you know, handle the school in an orderly fashion and
make sure that all things are taking care of around here.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We have no issues and no problems. So what why.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
You're not talking to my daughter? You're talking to me.
I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father. I'm telling
you what I tell you. I got to handle. I
got it handled.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I understand it. I have to handle my school. Though.
You understand that I have to handle the school.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I will drop my door off myself.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, I understand that. Well.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
No, I mean, do I need to come up there
and talk to you?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, I need your wife to come talk to me.
I need to see what she be waving.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player,
do you have a wife? Yeah, I have a wife,
and come to my office.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But what what what what do you? What do you?
What are you? What are you talking about? No?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
What are you talking about that? My wife needs to
come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
doing that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I need to see what your wife be wearing when
she's dropping these kids.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Me yourself. One, I send you a picture.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Man, I mean, I think we must have gone down
the wrong street, which is.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, No, we doub definitely down the wrong boulevard on
this one. Player, Let me let me just make it
very clear to you. My wife, you're seeing that in
the office and all that. Maybe we can come up
here tomorrow is gonna be me and her? No, he's
not coming up to the principal's office. We don't need
to do it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her. I just need to know.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
going down this road right.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Now, okay, So so, so it's okay for her to
have her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off,
But as soon as I want to have her come
out of office for a meeting about this situation right now.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Right now. You you said you're claiming her butt seases
out out white, Now you out of pot.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled
up and got out of the car, and her butt
was out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this. On this end, your end is
to handle what's going on in your school.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there. So
that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the
school saying I need to have a meeting, a private
meeting with your wife, so when her and I can
talk about what she wearing.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
But man, I done told you several times her coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we're at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Say what? So what you're saying?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
and drop my daughter off some see you.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So you're coming here tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing Ms
Carmen with you?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone,
got money. I'm coming up there to handle this right
now because you're out of box that this is how
it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks coming
out out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the
car on some real you understand. What's your name again?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
My name? I'm poorted the principal here all right.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
There will be no butt cheats tomorrow. You will see
me coming out the car.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Okay, okay, okay, uh, Well, there is there is another
issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So so ms Carr And she.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Told you about, uh, the conversation she's been having with Tommy.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you
not so she she hadn't told you nothing about her
talking to Tommy.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. Who's Tommy?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Okay? So so, okay, okay, do you know Okay? Okay? Cool?
Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
About the bath?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Nate, Nay, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Baby, Hey, at least he knows what he's.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask you
something before we go. Baby, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
In the land Steven Harvey Born and show.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That is?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And there it is the check that is straightened down.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
There's a problem and he worked on it. I got
you understand. But it's okay, as you should have part
of the job.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That was their problem.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's part of it. Her husband went pretty much left.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
On me and he has he should have.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Okay, Okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm here for that
that's what prank and is. Uh, you understand that's what
prankin is.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Up next Strawberry Letters, subject my best friend like sexy strangers.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it's today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The subject I have for you today is called my
best friend likes sexy strangers. Okay, my best friend like
sexy strangers. Yeah, right now, the nephew said about it.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right now. The nephew is in the building with you.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ain't never seen a stranger, and we're all right now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah. It's a little more to it, though than just.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The everybody I've ever talked to at one point in
time in my life.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Was just a sexist, sexy stranger.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But here's my question. Have you ever met a sexy stranger?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
As soon as they started talking, they wasn't sexy at all?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, absolutely, yes.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Have you talked to a person and from across the
room you're in the club, you back in your element,
and you walk over there, and the conversation start and
you go, Jesus, I walk over here for.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This, yeah, and then you get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Dude, walk back. I walked off. I ain't got no time.
Oh no, no.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I walked across the room and you open your mouth
and then something wrong with you. I just turned around
and walk off. We don't know each other. Wasn't no
Instagram back then, none of that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I could just walk off, Yeah, I love it all right?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Why he just walk off? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Come on with the frank phone call what you got first?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Naw butt checks crazy that's the name of the frank
butt cheecks. Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen, Miss Mss Carmen.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
Uh. This is a master's calling.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
This is mister Porter.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Porter. How are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (01:56):
I'm is everything good?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every every thing. Everything is fine.
Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Correct?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
we got so many kids with the same names. I
wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
here's the issue. You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
What were the problem we're having here at the school
is I don't know if you are aware of it,
but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
(02:25):
we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What
your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
her butt cheeks, her butt cheeks are out. You know,
I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her, but
(02:48):
I've been getting these reports from we've been.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Getting that's a little strength to me. I'm typically at work.
I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
have to talk to her later on today.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay, Well, what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
But what I wanted to do is get her to
come up here so I can see what she wears.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
You know, No, no, no, I think I got this
handl dude, I can take care of it.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
both of us. Like if I was able to see
her uh in the and and let her.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter. This
is not even really concerning my daughter. This is uh
you know, this is this is above that pay grade.
Let me handle it so you know, you know, my
daughter going to principal's office is one thing. I'll be
on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
top of this. So so, like I said, I think
I got this handled right now.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What now, your wife, Karmen, is she there?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, I mean, is there any way I can talk
to her?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Like I told you, I think I think I got
this one. I could take care of this. And you know,
my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
situation situational rectified as soon as I can. Okay, but
we don't you know, you don't need to you don't
need to see her, you know, talk.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
To her being the principal here at the school, sir.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,
you know, handle the school in an orderly fashion and
make sure that all things are taking care of around here.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We have no issues and no problems. So what why.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
You're not talking to my daughter? You're talking to me.
I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father. I'm telling
you what I tell you. I got to handle. I
got it handled.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I understand it. I have to handle my school. Though.
You understand that I have to handle the school.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
I will drop my door off myself.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, I understand that. Well.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
No, I mean, do I need to come up there
and talk to you?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, I need your wife to come talk to me.
I need to see what she be waving.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player,
do you have a wife? Yeah, I have a wife,
and come to my office.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
But what what what what do you? What do you?
What are you? What are you talking about? No?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
What are you talking about that? My wife needs to
come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
doing that.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I need to see what your wife be wearing when
she's dropping these kids.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Me yourself. One, I send you a picture.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Man, I mean, I think we must have gone down
the wrong street, which is.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yeah, No, we doub definitely down the wrong boulevard on
this one. Player, Let me let me just make it
very clear to you. My wife, you're seeing that in
the office and all that. Maybe we can come up
here tomorrow is gonna be me and her? No, he's
not coming up to the principal's office. We don't need
to do it.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
But we don't have a problem with you. We just
need her. I just need to know.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
going down this road right.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Now, okay, So so, so it's okay for her to
have her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off,
But as soon as I want to have her come
out of office for a meeting about this situation right now.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Right now. You you said you're claiming her butt seases
out out white, Now you out of pot.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled
up and got out of the car, and her butt
was out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
at me by what your wife then put on and
walk up into the school.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
gotta do on this. On this end, your end is
to handle what's going on in your school.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there. So
that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the
school saying I need to have a meeting, a private
meeting with your wife, so when her and I can
talk about what she wearing.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
But man, I done told you several times her coming
up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
this is where we're at right now. You know what
you not gonna happen?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Say what? So what you're saying?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
and drop my daughter off some see you.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
So you're coming here tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Absolutely?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing Ms
Carmen with you?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone,
got money. I'm coming up there to handle this right
now because you're out of box that this is how
it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks coming
out out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the
car on some real you understand. What's your name again?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
My name? I'm poorted the principal here all right.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
There will be no butt cheats tomorrow. You will see
me coming out the car.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Okay, okay, okay, uh, Well, there is there is another
issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
So so ms Carr And she.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Told you about, uh, the conversation she's been having with Tommy.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you
not so she she hadn't told you nothing about her
talking to Tommy.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. Who's Tommy?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Okay? So so, okay, okay, do you know Okay? Okay? Cool?
Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
About the bath?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Nate, Nay, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Baby, Hey, at least he knows what he's.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask you
something before we go. Baby, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
In the land Steven Harvey Born and show.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That is?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And there it is the check that is straightened down.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
There's a problem and he worked on it. I got
you understand. But it's okay, as you should have part
of the job.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That was their problem.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's part of it. Her husband went pretty much left.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
On me and he has he should have.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Okay, Okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm here for that
that's what prank and is. Uh, you understand that's what
prankin is.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Up next Strawberry Letters, subject my best friend like sexy strangers.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Harvey
Morning Show.
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