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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sir, I got a butt for you. That's what I got.
I got a butt this right here.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, this is called butt man. I mean, you know
you're gonna be hid, but really really.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Knows.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You walk on your So if I bring my toes
down with my butt being no, no, just lean your
head back, you'll see what we come on. Listen about
to call Von.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Von apparently has been making uh photo copies of his
butt at the job. Okay, so I'm calling from human
resources letting Vond know we know you the butt man,
but we just we're finna make show. So everybody on
the floor. We got to see everybody, but everybody got
to bring their butt in here. We can figure out
(00:57):
what butt this is that's on the copy. So I'm
might've been making copies of it butt. Okay, let's go
butt me.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hey, I'm trying to read Von. Please VN. This is Darius.
Darius with Human Resources.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm doing fine? Can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place
at the job.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You actually what floor are you on? Vin? I'm all
for twelve floor twelve?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, So do you use the copy machine that
often on that floor.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Not all the time, but I do use it every
once in a.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
While, Okay, every once in a while. So here's what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
this is just a proper procedure that we're having to
go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you
on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has
copied there butt on a piece of paper in the
(02:00):
copy machine. So someone I actually sat up on the
xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that,
I have no earthly idea. But what's happening now is
everyone on your floor is gonna have to come in
and show their butt. So we're scheduling this now. I'm
thinking Friday at eleven a m.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Would that be so.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Y y'all talking, y'all talking about y'all want me to
come up there and show show my show my b
because somebody, I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man.
I ain't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, you know what. I believe you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,
we have to I hate to say it clear your
butt as well. So we want to make sure we're
gonna find out whose butt.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is on a piece of paper, that did this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
We're gonna find out, you're gonna find you're gonna find
out who's You're gonna find out whose cheeks those are,
and you're gonna find out real quick. In our mind,
all right, I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna
come in. You said Friday, You're doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
On Friday, Friday at eleven, not coming that my day off.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm I'm pulling my pants down. Let some strangers looking
really look at my look at my cheeks, talking about
somebody copy. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't want this to take a turn, Vonn, because
right now, this is if you're not if you're saying
you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking
place if you don't come in and follow the precedure
that everybody's saying.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Everybody else that I'm calling they have to come in.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
How many how many people work on that floor?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come
in drive all win work. So some strangers and we
don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks,
and I'm not going to do that. I don't know
who did it, but I know they ain't me.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, somebody somebody's xeroxs there butt on the twelfth floor,
and we're going to get to okay, but we're gonna
get to the bottom of who did it and what
you're What you're not gonna do, von is tell me
you're not coming in. What you're not gonna do. Do
you like your job here with this company?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly like you're
gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my
sweet goodies just because you just because you're from HR
you got me food. If you actually expect me to
think that everybody that works from this floor is over here,
like oh yeah, sure, I'm throwing some strangers. Look at mine,
Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,
(04:32):
not with me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.
Do you have a coworker named Andre Andre?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And Andre says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna
put it out here. Andre is stating that it could
have possibly been you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have
been me? Andre, Why don't he trying to single me out?
Like I even use that copier around there playing game.
I'm a grown man. He must be out of his
mind thinking he gonna say I did it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.
That's what. That's what he stated.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
He said I was a possibility.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That That's dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He ain't have absolutely the reason to think. I don't
even use that copier, man, I use that thing like
once every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, so out of once every two three weeks, is
there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there
and copied it?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Not at all, y'all ain't even told me when this happened.
I probably wasn't even working when the booty him. You.
You must be out your mind. You can waste everybody
else's time trying to bring everyone in to get a
free strip show, but you're not gonna do that to me.
This has to be unethical and illegal on so many levels.
(05:49):
You're trying to come in and say everybody on the
entire floor has to come show that. Geez, man, you
must be kidding me. What's your name? Whole time? You're
trying to call me? Say, and this is a chore,
what's your name?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Because I'm Darius. I'm Darius out of human Resources. I
told you that when I first called.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You, and well Darius, well Darius, when I do come
into work, I want to see.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Leslie? I know that better not either saying.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
My name, but so you do know Leslie?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yes, I know Leslie. She works there with me. So
you're trying to tell me that Leslie said.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This to h Do you want to know what Leslie said?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yes? I would like to know what Leslie says, so
when I cuss her out, I get.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It right, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey More.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
On the show.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And you just got pranked by your coworker Leslie and
Andre oh Man. Leslie and Andre got me to prank
phone call you man.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
To was man, I was passed. Your uncle is right, bro,
somebody is gonna whoop your bet. I bet it this year,
all right.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Boy, tell me this man, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Lane, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dada. We're
gonna whoop.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Y'all anybody in here. I'm not the only one anybody
a copy day, but.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The only one. You're the only one, the only.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
One in copy day, only one.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And nobody raised that thing.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You You ain't start on that glass and watch that
light flash through that?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Can you to your uncle doing that? No, none of
us have, None of us have.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Now we have got to get together and go get
a photo copy in it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Y'all got we have got to get working. That's so inappropriate.
Whatever wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
This is not inappropriately talking about a photo book. Girl,
that's all we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Boy, that's inappropriate. This ain't no mother photo shoot. You
ain't taking it, but wongs. He is beyond stupid, beyond beyond.
I had y'all for one little photo country. This is
what I get.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
This is what if you can't sit your butt up
there for two seconds and take.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Your dog on picture which lap back? We can't do
nothing together. I thought we were a family.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I got a nice little footstool down there. You can
step up there and sit yourself down, and y'all can't take.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No picture, none of you.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I ain't never done it before, but I ain't gonna
need the foot stoode though.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Here we go, Here we go. That's how I know
it's you. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show
Sir, I got a butt for you. That's what I got.
I got a butt this right here.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, this is called butt man. I mean, you know
you're gonna be hid, but really really.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Knows.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You walk on your So if I bring my toes
down with my butt being no, no, just lean your
head back, you'll see what we come on. Listen about
to call Von.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Von apparently has been making uh photo copies of his
butt at the job. Okay, so I'm calling from human
resources letting Vond know we know you the butt man,
but we just we're finna make show. So everybody on
the floor. We got to see everybody, but everybody got
to bring their butt in here. We can figure out
(00:57):
what butt this is that's on the copy. So I'm
might've been making copies of it butt. Okay, let's go
butt me.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hey, I'm trying to read Von. Please VN. This is Darius.
Darius with Human Resources.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm doing fine? Can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place
at the job.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
You actually what floor are you on? Vin? I'm all
for twelve floor twelve?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, So do you use the copy machine that
often on that floor.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Not all the time, but I do use it every
once in a.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
While, Okay, every once in a while. So here's what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
this is just a proper procedure that we're having to
go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you
on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has
copied there butt on a piece of paper in the
(02:00):
copy machine. So someone I actually sat up on the
xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that,
I have no earthly idea. But what's happening now is
everyone on your floor is gonna have to come in
and show their butt. So we're scheduling this now. I'm
thinking Friday at eleven a m.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Would that be so.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Y y'all talking, y'all talking about y'all want me to
come up there and show show my show my b
because somebody, I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man.
I ain't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Okay, you know what. I believe you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,
we have to I hate to say it clear your
butt as well. So we want to make sure we're
gonna find out whose butt.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is on a piece of paper, that did this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
We're gonna find out, you're gonna find you're gonna find
out who's You're gonna find out whose cheeks those are,
and you're gonna find out real quick. In our mind,
all right, I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna
come in. You said Friday, You're doing this.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
On Friday, Friday at eleven, not coming that my day off.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm I'm pulling my pants down. Let some strangers looking
really look at my look at my cheeks, talking about
somebody copy. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't want this to take a turn, Vonn, because
right now, this is if you're not if you're saying
you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking
place if you don't come in and follow the precedure
that everybody's saying.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Everybody else that I'm calling they have to come in.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
How many how many people work on that floor?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come
in drive all win work. So some strangers and we
don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks,
and I'm not going to do that. I don't know
who did it, but I know they ain't me.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Well, somebody somebody's xeroxs there butt on the twelfth floor,
and we're going to get to okay, but we're gonna
get to the bottom of who did it and what
you're What you're not gonna do, von is tell me
you're not coming in. What you're not gonna do. Do
you like your job here with this company?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly like you're
gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my
sweet goodies just because you just because you're from HR
you got me food. If you actually expect me to
think that everybody that works from this floor is over here,
like oh yeah, sure, I'm throwing some strangers. Look at mine,
Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,
(04:32):
not with me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.
Do you have a coworker named Andre Andre?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And Andre says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna
put it out here. Andre is stating that it could
have possibly been you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have
been me? Andre, Why don't he trying to single me out?
Like I even use that copier around there playing game.
I'm a grown man. He must be out of his
mind thinking he gonna say I did it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.
That's what. That's what he stated.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
He said I was a possibility.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That That's dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
He ain't have absolutely the reason to think. I don't
even use that copier, man, I use that thing like
once every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, so out of once every two three weeks, is
there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there
and copied it?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Not at all, y'all ain't even told me when this happened.
I probably wasn't even working when the booty him. You.
You must be out your mind. You can waste everybody
else's time trying to bring everyone in to get a
free strip show, but you're not gonna do that to me.
This has to be unethical and illegal on so many levels.
(05:49):
You're trying to come in and say everybody on the
entire floor has to come show that. Geez, man, you
must be kidding me. What's your name? Whole time? You're
trying to call me? Say, and this is a chore,
what's your name?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Because I'm Darius. I'm Darius out of human Resources. I
told you that when I first called.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You, and well Darius, well Darius, when I do come
into work, I want to see.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Leslie? I know that better not either saying.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
My name, but so you do know Leslie?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yes, I know Leslie. She works there with me. So
you're trying to tell me that Leslie said.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This to h Do you want to know what Leslie said?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yes? I would like to know what Leslie says, so
when I cuss her out, I get.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It right, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey More.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
On the show.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And you just got pranked by your coworker Leslie and
Andre oh Man. Leslie and Andre got me to prank
phone call you man.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
To was man, I was passed. Your uncle is right, bro,
somebody is gonna whoop your bet. I bet it this year,
all right.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Boy, tell me this man, what is the baddest and
I mean the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Lane, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dada. We're
gonna whoop.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Y'all anybody in here. I'm not the only one anybody
a copy day, but.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The only one. You're the only one, the only.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
One in copy day, only one.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And nobody raised that thing.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You You ain't start on that glass and watch that
light flash through that?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Can you to your uncle doing that? No, none of
us have, None of us have.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Now we have got to get together and go get
a photo copy in it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Y'all got we have got to get working. That's so inappropriate.
Whatever wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
This is not inappropriately talking about a photo book. Girl,
that's all we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Boy, that's inappropriate. This ain't no mother photo shoot. You
ain't taking it, but wongs. He is beyond stupid, beyond beyond.
I had y'all for one little photo country. This is
what I get.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
This is what if you can't sit your butt up
there for two seconds and take.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Your dog on picture which lap back? We can't do
nothing together. I thought we were a family.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I got a nice little footstool down there. You can
step up there and sit yourself down, and y'all can't take.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No picture, none of you.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I ain't never done it before, but I ain't gonna
need the foot stoode though.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Here we go, Here we go. That's how I know
it's you. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show
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