March 14, 2023 • 9 mins
How do you tell someone's wife that their husband was caught with another female for indecent exposure?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it's time for my strawberry letter for today.
The subject is the cheater accused me of cheating, me
up cheating. Yeah, we'll get into it in just a bit,
because right now, but it's time for you, nephew, to
give us today's prank phone call. What you got for us.
(00:24):
I'm gonna be as stupid as I can. Okay, I'm
gonna be as stupid as I can, going into the
stupid roller decks, trying to figure out what stupid I
want to be. Hold on here they all there, Yeah,
but you know, but it's degrees of it though, you know,
it's degrees of it. So you gotta figure out which
(00:47):
you know how well? We only know one? So this
is okay, here we go. This is a high profile
stupid right here. Calvin done lost his mind. Calvin done
the laws. He is man, call dog if you would Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a bree Please. This is hi Bread.
(01:10):
This is offers from the Dallas Police Department. Okay, wanted
to give you a call. Man. We have your husband,
mister Calvin. Is there any way you can actually come
down to the police station today. Calvin? Is he Calvin? Okay,
(01:32):
we have Calvin. He's been picked up for a Class
C mister demeanor, and I wanted to see if you're
able to pick him up. We're not going to press charges.
There is a two hundred and fifty dollars fine that
needs to be paid, but well, I'm giving you a call.
He asked me to call his wife to see if
you would actually come and pick him up. So it's
a two hundred fifty dollars fine. Yes, we do need
(01:55):
two hundred fifty dollar fine. Oh lord, I don't. I
don't have it. I'm not called this mom and get it.
What is he there for? Uh? He was in decent exposure, ma'am.
He was in a park. Are you familiar with Lakeside Park? Yeah? Okay,
he was out at Lakeside Park and he was in
decent exposure. He had no clothes on. He was with
(02:17):
another person, another female, out there, and they had no
clothes on. A minute, hole, the hell up, you d
make a big mistakes. Calvin supposed to work, that's what hell.
Calvin's supposed to be a park. So you saying that
you saw him, it's not a detective that was actually
(02:39):
a police officer man that actually brought them in. They're
both were brought in here, um about two hours ago.
He's been processed. He has been processed, but we need
somebody to actually come pick him up. Now take this
get okay, well, tell me what is the tool of
the female? What's the female name? The river too with him?
She has been arrested. She's actually on the other side
(03:00):
of the jail. She's on the woman's wedding side. Okay,
can get that name. I do not have her name
in front of me. I will be able to have
that a little later or um. But right now, I
think more importantly, he's he's actually sitting in a holding
tank with with no clothes on. So I wait a minute,
I mean Calvin didn't lost his gut nine, I'm not
going to pick him up on Let me carry you.
(03:23):
What you need to be killing Calvin. You need to
tell Calvin that he needs to come up with two
hundred and fifty dollars to get his coming. You just
gotta set up in and then you need to come
up with some more money to take for this divorce.
Because I'm handing him the takers and you telling him y'all,
y'all do us all. I'm gonna calling his mama and
she can come to this. I know, well, can ever
(03:44):
walk this clothes down the way? He gets this old
freak bro I guy to see that. You know that's
what they're taking now, you know what. Yeah, I'll call
us mama and I'm gonna tell she a'n'ta believe me
because I wanted to bring her. Don't know if she
always on the side, if she always on his so
I want to take her up up that naked and
(04:06):
then and then and then she let him explain that. Yeah,
but yeah, come you kill and make sure you tell
him then he get him about the situation. I'm not
coming to get him and he ain't bringing it, thank you,
Mr Okay, Uh miss miss Breed, all right, I just
got some paperwork in here about who the actual female
(04:30):
he he was arrested with. She was also out there
at Lakeside Park and uh, let's see here. It seems
like we've got a miss Francis Francis. Uh us, Francis
(04:50):
you shore you found a Francis Niken. Yes, ma'am, are
you I'm sorry? Do you know of Francis? Yes? I'm
a Francis. That's my first. Okay, Well, can I say
something else about your sister? Can I tell you this?
Go ahead, Francis got me to prank phone call you baby.
This is Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
(05:13):
Breathe you just got pranked by your sister, Francis. Oh lord,
if I tell you what I just done on this
fun I can't tell you, Francis, I would get ready
to come up and all four And I know, damn well,
Cavin wasn't up there naked. He's not doing it like that.
(05:36):
I mean they don't even really get along. I mean,
I'm like, is that what I'm all about? Really? I
ain't got time follow this. I'm gonna get thank you though.
Can I ask you something, Brie? Baby? What's what's the
baddest radio show in the land? Oh? The Steve Harvey
Morning Show. How about this for a supprise, Frances, if
(05:58):
you listen, i'mna wok av All right. I think everybody
ought to be standing up and clapping right now. Everybody.
You want some inspected gadget stuff right now? You don't
stand you and mine by me? And man? Yeah, all right,
(06:23):
it's going down April Fools. It is April Fools Comedy
Jam number six. This is the number six one you
got Junior killed boy in the building. Dominique will be
in the building, riding in Perry. It is hosted by
yours true laking nephew Tommy and the legendary Queen of comedy,
Miss Monique with the grace in the stage. It is
the April Fools Comedy Jam number six, Dallas, Texas at
(06:45):
the Texas Trust. All right. Tickets on sale right now.
April fifteen. Bowling Green, Kentucky. I've never been there before.
It is Life Jennings, Life Jennings and the nephew. That's right.
That's love and laugh and laugh and love all that
right there, Southern Kentucky performing Got tickets are on sell
red Noah, all right, April first and then April fifteen,
(07:05):
and then you have it. Stupid is moving around the country.
Back up voice working all that. Won't he do it?
Why you switch your voice when you said bowling Green content,
Bowling Green, I've never been down there, then you the
bowling Green can tuck it Just just feel like you
gotta say it that way. Bowling Green can tuck. You
(07:25):
don't worry about it. That's how they gonna say it.
All right, you're looking back, you're looking forward to getting
back out there. Huh, I am back out there. I'm glad,
I'm I'm blessed. Man, my god, I'm blessed when I
look back, Oh my god, looking back over your life.
(07:47):
You got a testimony like I gotta showing up testimony
bold us back at wonder how I got a who
yes up over ohver? So looks back in way oh over,
(08:12):
damn whoa over whover chorus? So looks back in wonder
how I got whoa who sec the whole word bout
(08:41):
you over. You've been here, all the syllables made where
it's too complete, two different words old and and it's amazing. No,
the songs that pop up in different situations. Yeah, it
(09:02):
is amazing. Timeless classes. I grew up in a great error.
Man that knew. I look at Junior, he don't know
what that is. I had no clue, I had no idea.
All right, coming up next, it is a strawberry letter
the sub Wow, the cheater accused me of cheating. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening to show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after it's time for my strawberry letter for today.
The subject is the cheater accused me of cheating, me
up cheating. Yeah, we'll get into it in just a bit,
because right now, but it's time for you, nephew, to
give us today's prank phone call. What you got for us.
(00:24):
I'm gonna be as stupid as I can. Okay, I'm
gonna be as stupid as I can, going into the
stupid roller decks, trying to figure out what stupid I
want to be. Hold on here they all there, Yeah,
but you know, but it's degrees of it though, you know,
it's degrees of it. So you gotta figure out which
(00:47):
you know how well? We only know one? So this
is okay, here we go. This is a high profile
stupid right here. Calvin done lost his mind. Calvin done
the laws. He is man, call dog if you would Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach a bree Please. This is hi Bread.
(01:10):
This is offers from the Dallas Police Department. Okay, wanted
to give you a call. Man. We have your husband,
mister Calvin. Is there any way you can actually come
down to the police station today. Calvin? Is he Calvin? Okay,
(01:32):
we have Calvin. He's been picked up for a Class
C mister demeanor, and I wanted to see if you're
able to pick him up. We're not going to press charges.
There is a two hundred and fifty dollars fine that
needs to be paid, but well, I'm giving you a call.
He asked me to call his wife to see if
you would actually come and pick him up. So it's
a two hundred fifty dollars fine. Yes, we do need
(01:55):
two hundred fifty dollar fine. Oh lord, I don't. I
don't have it. I'm not called this mom and get it.
What is he there for? Uh? He was in decent exposure, ma'am.
He was in a park. Are you familiar with Lakeside Park? Yeah? Okay,
he was out at Lakeside Park and he was in
decent exposure. He had no clothes on. He was with
(02:17):
another person, another female, out there, and they had no
clothes on. A minute, hole, the hell up, you d
make a big mistakes. Calvin supposed to work, that's what hell.
Calvin's supposed to be a park. So you saying that
you saw him, it's not a detective that was actually
(02:39):
a police officer man that actually brought them in. They're
both were brought in here, um about two hours ago.
He's been processed. He has been processed, but we need
somebody to actually come pick him up. Now take this
get okay, well, tell me what is the tool of
the female? What's the female name? The river too with him?
She has been arrested. She's actually on the other side
(03:00):
of the jail. She's on the woman's wedding side. Okay,
can get that name. I do not have her name
in front of me. I will be able to have
that a little later or um. But right now, I
think more importantly, he's he's actually sitting in a holding
tank with with no clothes on. So I wait a minute,
I mean Calvin didn't lost his gut nine, I'm not
going to pick him up on Let me carry you.
(03:23):
What you need to be killing Calvin. You need to
tell Calvin that he needs to come up with two
hundred and fifty dollars to get his coming. You just
gotta set up in and then you need to come
up with some more money to take for this divorce.
Because I'm handing him the takers and you telling him y'all,
y'all do us all. I'm gonna calling his mama and
she can come to this. I know, well, can ever
(03:44):
walk this clothes down the way? He gets this old
freak bro I guy to see that. You know that's
what they're taking now, you know what. Yeah, I'll call
us mama and I'm gonna tell she a'n'ta believe me
because I wanted to bring her. Don't know if she
always on the side, if she always on his so
I want to take her up up that naked and
(04:06):
then and then and then she let him explain that. Yeah,
but yeah, come you kill and make sure you tell
him then he get him about the situation. I'm not
coming to get him and he ain't bringing it, thank you,
Mr Okay, Uh miss miss Breed, all right, I just
got some paperwork in here about who the actual female
(04:30):
he he was arrested with. She was also out there
at Lakeside Park and uh, let's see here. It seems
like we've got a miss Francis Francis. Uh us, Francis
(04:50):
you shore you found a Francis Niken. Yes, ma'am, are
you I'm sorry? Do you know of Francis? Yes? I'm
a Francis. That's my first. Okay, Well, can I say
something else about your sister? Can I tell you this?
Go ahead, Francis got me to prank phone call you baby.
This is Nephew till Me from the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
(05:13):
Breathe you just got pranked by your sister, Francis. Oh lord,
if I tell you what I just done on this
fun I can't tell you, Francis, I would get ready
to come up and all four And I know, damn well,
Cavin wasn't up there naked. He's not doing it like that.
(05:36):
I mean they don't even really get along. I mean,
I'm like, is that what I'm all about? Really? I
ain't got time follow this. I'm gonna get thank you though.
Can I ask you something, Brie? Baby? What's what's the
baddest radio show in the land? Oh? The Steve Harvey
Morning Show. How about this for a supprise, Frances, if
(05:58):
you listen, i'mna wok av All right. I think everybody
ought to be standing up and clapping right now. Everybody.
You want some inspected gadget stuff right now? You don't
stand you and mine by me? And man? Yeah, all right,
(06:23):
it's going down April Fools. It is April Fools Comedy
Jam number six. This is the number six one you
got Junior killed boy in the building. Dominique will be
in the building, riding in Perry. It is hosted by
yours true laking nephew Tommy and the legendary Queen of comedy,
Miss Monique with the grace in the stage. It is
the April Fools Comedy Jam number six, Dallas, Texas at
(06:45):
the Texas Trust. All right. Tickets on sale right now.
April fifteen. Bowling Green, Kentucky. I've never been there before.
It is Life Jennings, Life Jennings and the nephew. That's right.
That's love and laugh and laugh and love all that
right there, Southern Kentucky performing Got tickets are on sell
red Noah, all right, April first and then April fifteen,
(07:05):
and then you have it. Stupid is moving around the country.
Back up voice working all that. Won't he do it?
Why you switch your voice when you said bowling Green content,
Bowling Green, I've never been down there, then you the
bowling Green can tuck it Just just feel like you
gotta say it that way. Bowling Green can tuck. You
(07:25):
don't worry about it. That's how they gonna say it.
All right, you're looking back, you're looking forward to getting
back out there. Huh, I am back out there. I'm glad,
I'm I'm blessed. Man, my god, I'm blessed when I
look back, Oh my god, looking back over your life.
(07:47):
You got a testimony like I gotta showing up testimony
bold us back at wonder how I got a who
yes up over ohver? So looks back in way oh over,
(08:12):
damn whoa over whover chorus? So looks back in wonder
how I got whoa who sec the whole word bout
(08:41):
you over. You've been here, all the syllables made where
it's too complete, two different words old and and it's amazing. No,
the songs that pop up in different situations. Yeah, it
(09:02):
is amazing. Timeless classes. I grew up in a great error.
Man that knew. I look at Junior, he don't know
what that is. I had no clue, I had no idea.
All right, coming up next, it is a strawberry letter
the sub Wow, the cheater accused me of cheating. We'll
get into that right after this. You're listening to show
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