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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before I give you the prink. You know where I
am where my ladies? Where am I?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ladies? Alabama, Birmingham, Alabama. Baby's going down tonight Week zero comedy.
Damn Tonight is the night. Been talking about it for
a long time. It is me, It is Bill Bellamy.
You do not want to miss it at the Well Auditory, Monica.
That's what I said. I said, Well auto tour, and
that's what we're gonna be at. Good night. Come check
out your boy. This is right before the big game,
(00:24):
you know, Valdosta versus Clark University West of Alabama versus
Port Valley. You know, the band gonna do their thing,
you know, But but that, but what cranks all of
that up is Bill and Timmy tell you Bill love Bill.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
There is that guy. You know, he's a comedian's comedian.
He's that guy. He's funny.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right, stories great.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, listen, you know we borrowed a lot of things
in life. We borrow a cup of sugar, you bar
a shirt. You know, your ladies will borrow each other's
persons every now and then. You might borrow a blouse
or too. But that's not what I'm borrow. And what
I'm borrowing. Is can I borrow your freezer?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Why? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, Labor Day weekend for the bar. Listen, I didn't
rest around and got a dead person. I got to
put up and freeze. I can't. Let's let's let's not
even go through all these details. We don't need to
go to all. All I need to know is kena bar,
a freeze Okay, because if not this, Bing'm gonna get
the stinking around here. I need a freezer. Cat dog,
(01:25):
if you would.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Light equipment? Does this train on? How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm trying to reach Dale. Bill is the manager? Right?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yes, Gale is the manager. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay? Is Dale available? Is he there?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He's actually with a customer. Is there something that I
can help you with? Or a pass along a message?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay? So y'all Allied equipment? What what? What? What exactly
do y'all have there? I'm going to make sure I'm
calling the right place. Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
It's a restaurant supply company. So we have you know,
everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, we y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm
trying to do. What I'm trying to do is uh,
I've run out of freezer space, and I'm trying to
see if possibly, you know, my back is up against
the wall right now. I'm trying to see if I
can possibly put something in one of you ass freezers
for a couple of days until I get freed up
(02:22):
on this end. So that's why I wanted to see
if you guys would allow me to do something like that.
Is that possible, sir?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Sorry, I'm a little confused. Don't want to buy a freezer.
You just want to put something in one of our freezers.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I just want to put something in there for a
couple of days because I have a freezer, but mine
is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I
can put something in you ass freezer until, you know,
for a couple of days, and then I'll come back
and get it.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We don't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
If you wanted to come by and purchase the freezer,
I'm having to help you, but we don't allow outside
vendors to put things in our freezers. That's that's yeah,
that's I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, Well, well, I was told if Dale would hear
what was going on, he might he might be able
to help me.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Okay, you said your name is Kevin.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Kevin.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Okay, Kevin, If you just hold a moment, I will
see if Dale can take your call.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's that's what the hell I asked in the first places.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Death O, k then hold on a moment, please.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
This is Del. I can help you. How you doing this?
Is Kevin Kevin, And I've been on the phone with
with your sales persons. But let me tell you what
I'm trying to do. Man. I'm I'm trying to use
your You have a lot of walk in freezers that
you all sell, right right? We do? Yeah? Okay, So
(03:47):
what I got is my freezer is completely full, man,
and I'm I'm my back is against the wall. You
can't highly recommended to give you a call. Is it
possible for me to I need to keep something frozen
for a few days. It's only going to be like
two days. My frieze will be, you know, half empty
(04:09):
in a couple of days. I just want to just
need somebody to just kind of help me out here.
Is it possible for me to bring something over there
to keep keep it frozen for a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know what we got at the showroom, you know,
with different displays so you could see what different kind
of refrigerators look in your restaurant. But I mean, if
you want to come and take a look at one,
I can have you in if you're interested in buying one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But no, no, I hate it, just there for show,
you know, right right? No, No, I have a cooler.
I have a frieze already, but like I say, mine
is just full. In a couple of days it won't
be And I really got to get this stuff on frozen. Man,
I'm gonna be in trouble. Like I said, I'm I'm
back against the wall over here. Man. And I can't
remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommend it
(04:52):
that you might be able to kill me a little
love on this look. I guess it comes back.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It depends on what do you need? How much? How
much do you have that you need frozen? I mean
I don't even know what.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You Well, well, I got three bodies that I need
to get to keep, you know, to keep frozen man.
That you know we run a mortuary over here. This
is both my mind. Yeah, we gonna need three people bodies. Yeah, yeah,
we got three bodies that and like I said, my
my freezers full. Man. But in a couple of days,
you know, these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened,
(05:24):
so we'll be freed up, you know. But right now,
I got I got three bodies coming in to day
that I got to get in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Mind? No? No, No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro.
So like I said, you can't highly recommend it, you know.
And I'm just trying to get somebody to show me
your little love.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them,
you know, I just need it for a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You got to be out of your mind. We're not
talking about ice. This isn't chicken wings or a port shoulder.
He's a popaul. You are out of your mind, man.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But but listen to me, Dale, Listen to what I'm
You understand how serious is this? I have to keep
them frozen. That's the reason why I'm calling you. I mean,
your help man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Look, if you want to, I'll have.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You come in to buy your own freezer. You can
put your own bodies in your own freezer. How much
supposed to show off my showroom with frozen bodies in
the freezer?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But just just don't show that one for a couple
of days, you know what I'm saying, Just don't show
it all. We'll just come you know what. You know
here we could do. We could put the bodies in there,
just cover them up and people don't want to know
what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in
and the cover falls off it and I got a
frozen dead body in my freezer. Is that even legal?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't know. Man. All I'm saying is, here's the
deal man. You can't highly recommend it. They told me
that you would probably show me so love. I'm actually,
you know, getting ready to load up and come your way.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Dude, you can't those dead bodies away from my store.
I'm telling you right now. I can't hook you up
on this one, all right. I just can't do.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It, Okay, but we shouldn't the load up and come
that weighto. Man. So you know what I'm saying, it's uh,
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I have no you know what? You want to come
talk to me? You want to buy a freezer for yourself,
and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own,
I don't care. I'll tell you a freezer. I got
no problem with telling you a freezer. But you're not
bringing the bodies here. It's just not happening.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you and green lights
it is it, okay, then.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I highly doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell me
to put three debt bodies and on our showroom for
a freezer. I made out that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, okay, but but but guess what Alonzo told me.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What ad Alonzo telling you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told
me to give you a foot phone call. This is
not from the steel off in morning. Come on, are
you serious? Just uh had a ball.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm having my chuck hurt.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh oh geez that guy. Oh you just you just
got pranked by your GM Baby. That's happening right here,
all right, man, give me one more thing. You gotta
tell me. This is right here Dale. What is the
baddest that I'm talking about, The baddest radio show in
the land.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
My friend, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Before I give you the prink. You know where I
am where my ladies? Where am I?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Right?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ladies? Alabama, Birmingham, Alabama. Baby's going down tonight Week zero comedy.
Damn Tonight is the night. Been talking about it for
a long time. It is me, It is Bill Bellamy.
You do not want to miss it at the Well Auditory, Monica.
That's what I said. I said, Well auto tour, and
that's what we're gonna be at. Good night. Come check
out your boy. This is right before the big game,
(00:24):
you know, Valdosta versus Clark University West of Alabama versus
Port Valley. You know, the band gonna do their thing,
you know, But but that, but what cranks all of
that up is Bill and Timmy tell you Bill love Bill.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Bill.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
There is that guy. You know, he's a comedian's comedian.
He's that guy. He's funny.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right, stories great.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, listen, you know we borrowed a lot of things
in life. We borrow a cup of sugar, you bar
a shirt. You know, your ladies will borrow each other's
persons every now and then. You might borrow a blouse
or too. But that's not what I'm borrow. And what
I'm borrowing. Is can I borrow your freezer?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Why? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, Labor Day weekend for the bar. Listen, I didn't
rest around and got a dead person. I got to
put up and freeze. I can't. Let's let's let's not
even go through all these details. We don't need to
go to all. All I need to know is kena bar,
a freeze Okay, because if not this, Bing'm gonna get
the stinking around here. I need a freezer. Cat dog,
(01:25):
if you would.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Light equipment? Does this train on? How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm trying to reach Dale. Bill is the manager? Right?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yes, Gale is the manager. How can I help you?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay? Is Dale available? Is he there?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
He's actually with a customer. Is there something that I
can help you with? Or a pass along a message?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay? So y'all Allied equipment? What what? What? What exactly
do y'all have there? I'm going to make sure I'm
calling the right place. Oh yes, of course.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
It's a restaurant supply company. So we have you know,
everything from freezers, refrigerators to your basic restaurant supplies.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, we y'all do have freezers, because that's what I'm
trying to do. What I'm trying to do is uh,
I've run out of freezer space, and I'm trying to
see if possibly, you know, my back is up against
the wall right now. I'm trying to see if I
can possibly put something in one of you ass freezers
for a couple of days until I get freed up
(02:22):
on this end. So that's why I wanted to see
if you guys would allow me to do something like that.
Is that possible, sir?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Sorry, I'm a little confused. Don't want to buy a freezer.
You just want to put something in one of our freezers.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I just want to put something in there for a
couple of days because I have a freezer, but mine
is completely full, and I'm trying to see if I
can put something in you ass freezer until, you know,
for a couple of days, and then I'll come back
and get it.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We don't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
If you wanted to come by and purchase the freezer,
I'm having to help you, but we don't allow outside
vendors to put things in our freezers. That's that's yeah,
that's I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, Well, well, I was told if Dale would hear
what was going on, he might he might be able
to help me.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Okay, you said your name is Kevin.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Kevin.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Okay, Kevin, If you just hold a moment, I will
see if Dale can take your call.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's that's what the hell I asked in the first places.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Death O, k then hold on a moment, please.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
This is Del. I can help you. How you doing this?
Is Kevin Kevin, And I've been on the phone with
with your sales persons. But let me tell you what
I'm trying to do. Man. I'm I'm trying to use
your You have a lot of walk in freezers that
you all sell, right right? We do? Yeah? Okay, So
(03:47):
what I got is my freezer is completely full, man,
and I'm I'm my back is against the wall. You
can't highly recommended to give you a call. Is it
possible for me to I need to keep something frozen
for a few days. It's only going to be like
two days. My frieze will be, you know, half empty
(04:09):
in a couple of days. I just want to just
need somebody to just kind of help me out here.
Is it possible for me to bring something over there
to keep keep it frozen for a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You know what we got at the showroom, you know,
with different displays so you could see what different kind
of refrigerators look in your restaurant. But I mean, if
you want to come and take a look at one,
I can have you in if you're interested in buying one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But no, no, I hate it, just there for show,
you know, right right? No, No, I have a cooler.
I have a frieze already, but like I say, mine
is just full. In a couple of days it won't
be And I really got to get this stuff on frozen. Man,
I'm gonna be in trouble. Like I said, I'm I'm
back against the wall over here. Man. And I can't
remember who recommended you, but you can't highly recommend it
(04:52):
that you might be able to kill me a little
love on this look. I guess it comes back.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
It depends on what do you need? How much? How
much do you have that you need frozen? I mean
I don't even know what.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You Well, well, I got three bodies that I need
to get to keep, you know, to keep frozen man.
That you know we run a mortuary over here. This
is both my mind. Yeah, we gonna need three people bodies. Yeah, yeah,
we got three bodies that and like I said, my
my freezers full. Man. But in a couple of days,
you know, these bodies, you know, the funerals would have happened,
(05:24):
so we'll be freed up, you know. But right now,
I got I got three bodies coming in to day
that I got to get in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Mind? No? No, No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious, bro.
So like I said, you can't highly recommend it, you know.
And I'm just trying to get somebody to show me
your little love.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You got those freezers, you don't have nothing in them,
you know, I just need it for a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You got to be out of your mind. We're not
talking about ice. This isn't chicken wings or a port shoulder.
He's a popaul. You are out of your mind, man.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
But but listen to me, Dale, Listen to what I'm
You understand how serious is this? I have to keep
them frozen. That's the reason why I'm calling you. I mean,
your help man.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Look, if you want to, I'll have.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You come in to buy your own freezer. You can
put your own bodies in your own freezer. How much
supposed to show off my showroom with frozen bodies in
the freezer?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But just just don't show that one for a couple
of days, you know what I'm saying, Just don't show
it all. We'll just come you know what. You know
here we could do. We could put the bodies in there,
just cover them up and people don't want to know
what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, and then I get a buyer that comes in
and the cover falls off it and I got a
frozen dead body in my freezer. Is that even legal?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't know. Man. All I'm saying is, here's the
deal man. You can't highly recommend it. They told me
that you would probably show me so love. I'm actually,
you know, getting ready to load up and come your way.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Dude, you can't those dead bodies away from my store.
I'm telling you right now. I can't hook you up
on this one, all right. I just can't do.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It, Okay, but we shouldn't the load up and come
that weighto. Man. So you know what I'm saying, it's uh,
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I have no you know what? You want to come
talk to me? You want to buy a freezer for yourself,
and you want to freeze your dead bodies on your own,
I don't care. I'll tell you a freezer. I got
no problem with telling you a freezer. But you're not
bringing the bodies here. It's just not happening.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So if Alonzo, if Alonzo calls you and green lights
it is it, okay, then.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I highly doubt Alonzo's gonna call me and tell me
to put three debt bodies and on our showroom for
a freezer. I made out that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, okay, but but but guess what Alonzo told me.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What ad Alonzo telling you.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Alonzo told me to give you a call. He told
me to give you a foot phone call. This is
not from the steel off in morning. Come on, are
you serious? Just uh had a ball.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm having my chuck hurt.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh oh geez that guy. Oh you just you just
got pranked by your GM Baby. That's happening right here,
all right, man, give me one more thing. You gotta
tell me. This is right here Dale. What is the
baddest that I'm talking about, The baddest radio show in
the land.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
My friend, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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