June 3, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
motivational and manipulating. Man.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for the Nephew and today's prank phone called nep What
you got this around here? Shirley is? Can I paint
your wife? Nikki? Can I paint wow your wife?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm an artist, Okay, I'm an artist, all right, and
I just want to paint your wife nick. Hey, that's
all I want to do, all right. I don't think
I'm really asking some out of control. I want to
paint your wife, Peggy. What's what is the big deal? Okay,
let's go, kat Dog. Can I paint your wife Nikki?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello? Hello, I wish to speak with a mister please. Hello, sir.
My name is Sebastian. I am with the Ark Institute
and I want to be give you a call about
I have a huge showing coming up where I'm going
to be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings
(01:09):
within it. But I have one drawing that I'm looking
to display that I have not put on canvas yet.
And I'm looking to take something of essence to put
on canvas, and I want to call you about getting permission.
Well wait, hold on, dog, just to stop me right now,
I don't do that. I'm not a model. That's not
my profession. So you would not waste your time no more.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Just no, mister, I don't think you understand that my
showing is going to have some very important people there.
I am, like I said before with art Institute. Okay, yeah,
but I said I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's not me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, I you know what was you just calling
folks up? You a solicitors on I mean y'all just
randomly picking out folks and trying trying to get them
the model. Look, mister, no, I'm not just randomly calling people.
I actually have done research in order to get your number.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What I'm doing is.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm not calling you as far being a model that
I'm going to portray on canvas, but you have something
far more greater visually that I would like to behold
on canvas. Now you're married to your wife? Is am
I correct? The whole world? World? Wow, dob no, for
(02:22):
who is this? I can get my number. No, I
can get my number because you're talking about my wife
and stuff with me. My wife. My name is Sebastian.
I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying to do
with capture and mortalize the beauty of absence on canvas.
Okay yo, for real?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Do you just can't?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You don't talk about my wife? All right? So I'm not.
I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.
I want to I want to modalize her and capture
her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds. I've seen
your wife several times. You guys resign, whoa, whoa? Do
you see my wife?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What do you see my wife? That? What? Why you? Why?
Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
she shops on one hundred and twenty fifth Street in
hallm I've seen her so many times there, and she
holds all the beauty that an artist would like to
put on canvas. Like I said before, I have a
huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
It's going to be so many important people there. But
I want to call and get permission from you about
(03:24):
painting your wife. No, you ain't got that permission.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Play, Well, you just can't.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You just can't go around following my wife and trying
to motalize or whatever. Is it all right? So so,
but I would like to let you know I have
taken the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
And what jo you have lost your damn mind? You
can't be just walking around here. It's painting folks headed.
You got to get permission for that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
If you are crazy? You don't understand your wife holds
the essence that every artist wants.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I don't care what she holds. You can't be going
around peinting folks heads.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wrong with you? Sure, that's the reason why I'm calling
trying to get permission from you. Alright, Sebastian. Want to
put your wife on canvas because she holds the essence
that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty
of canash.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Hold of the hold of the hold of God. You're
telling me you walking around Collumn peinting my wife's head.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
What earth is that?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Dude? I'm only trying to complete my porfolio.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, your portfolio here, listen, it is if I see
my wife's head anywhere. I don't care New Player magazine.
I don't care where you deal, boy, web Yo, I'm
gonna find your I'm gonna whoop your Do you understand
what I'm saying to you? I'm a suit you you
understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir,
is a duel they do what they do? In fact?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
What name is a bastion?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Who name is that? A fashion?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I want to do is paint your wife in hourrahest
and purest. For that's all.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
There's law and purest for me. What what the do
you want? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I want to paint your wife. I want to paint
her in the nude.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You watch your mind? Not enough, that's what you should do.
Tell me where you at you want to paint something,
I'll give you something to pay. Tell me where you at?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Twenty fifth?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Read me? What?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Twenty fifth? That's what's up? I want to whoop your
read me, meet me, paint me, paint me. You watch
your mind talking about you wanna paint my wife in
the nude. It's gonna take them brushes and stick them.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Up your mister. She holds the essence that every person should.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'll give up what she hold as I don't give
a reatch your mod for athism like that?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Sure, I must ask you, do you think that you
are the only person that has seen your wife in
the new children that's been meant before you, that have
seen her in the next day for you and my
wife ain't no more? You call my wife?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Is that what you're saying? Are you calling my wife?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Hugh? I want to paint your wife and the beauty
that she bought in on canvas.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
told you meet me on the corner of one twenty
fifth and claim Powell.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I got one more thing. I just want to say, nephew.
Comment from the Steve harm In Morning Show. You trust God,
paint my your boy?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What what this is?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is nephew, this's nephew. Till me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
No o, oh man, yo man yo man. I would
move a Francis be here, dude, Tommy you got me dog?
Oh manyh God.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It was Sebastian say.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You get some bash. I was about and Sebastian was
paint brushes and as about to paint all of with your.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Hey, he told me, man, he said, man, he he
love his wife. I said, let me say this right now,
loves you, let me get one more pay from you. Man.
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in Blane.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, man, it's Steeve Hobby in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Come on, some pranking praise going on up in here,
some pranking praise.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Come on, come on. Well your uncle heard it. Wonder
what he thought?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Can I paint your wife naked? You know, ain't nothing
wrong with that? Ain't nothing wrong with that. It's going down.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Wait what yeah, what you say? That's perfectly fine. Yeah,
just go ahead, thank you? Can you pay his wife?
Go ahead? Give it up? Yeah, give it up? Trump,
go ahead, whatever, yes, whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Saturday June fifteenth is going down. It's the Nephew Thomas
House Party. Comedy Jam is in Dallas Fort Worth, Texas
at the Majestic Theater. Tickets are on sale right now.
I got my boy, Tony Roberts, I got domin Kniggas
So Dallas Fort Worth, Tuxas. Tickets are on sale right now.
Y'all come on and hang out with your boy. The
nephew will be there. Father's Day weekend, Saturday night, June fifteenth.
(08:34):
My anniversary is June sixteenth. All right, June sixteenth is
my anniversary. Me and my wife twenty three years?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Is it? Twenty three years? Big Dom?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
My favorite coming woman too. She coming to my showman.
You know, my wife has not been in my show
in a long time. And I'm a little worried because
Waters on my jokes. Three quarters of my joke is
about huh.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, you're gonna change some stuff, so you're gonna just
mess up your Anniversaron re Rite show. He really is stupid.
Let's see coming up next Strawberry letter, subject motivational and
manipulating man. We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
motivational and manipulating. Man.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for the Nephew and today's prank phone called nep What
you got this around here? Shirley is? Can I paint
your wife? Nikki? Can I paint wow your wife?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm an artist, Okay, I'm an artist, all right, and
I just want to paint your wife nick. Hey, that's
all I want to do, all right. I don't think
I'm really asking some out of control. I want to
paint your wife, Peggy. What's what is the big deal? Okay,
let's go, kat Dog. Can I paint your wife Nikki?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello? Hello, I wish to speak with a mister please. Hello, sir.
My name is Sebastian. I am with the Ark Institute
and I want to be give you a call about
I have a huge showing coming up where I'm going
to be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings
(01:09):
within it. But I have one drawing that I'm looking
to display that I have not put on canvas yet.
And I'm looking to take something of essence to put
on canvas, and I want to call you about getting permission.
Well wait, hold on, dog, just to stop me right now,
I don't do that. I'm not a model. That's not
my profession. So you would not waste your time no more.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Just no, mister, I don't think you understand that my
showing is going to have some very important people there.
I am, like I said before with art Institute. Okay, yeah,
but I said I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's not me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, I you know what was you just calling
folks up? You a solicitors on I mean y'all just
randomly picking out folks and trying trying to get them
the model. Look, mister, no, I'm not just randomly calling people.
I actually have done research in order to get your number.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What I'm doing is.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm not calling you as far being a model that
I'm going to portray on canvas, but you have something
far more greater visually that I would like to behold
on canvas. Now you're married to your wife? Is am
I correct? The whole world? World? Wow, dob no, for
(02:22):
who is this? I can get my number. No, I
can get my number because you're talking about my wife
and stuff with me. My wife. My name is Sebastian.
I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying to do
with capture and mortalize the beauty of absence on canvas.
Okay yo, for real?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Do you just can't?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You don't talk about my wife? All right? So I'm not.
I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.
I want to I want to modalize her and capture
her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds. I've seen
your wife several times. You guys resign, whoa, whoa? Do
you see my wife?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What do you see my wife? That? What? Why you? Why?
Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
she shops on one hundred and twenty fifth Street in
hallm I've seen her so many times there, and she
holds all the beauty that an artist would like to
put on canvas. Like I said before, I have a
huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
It's going to be so many important people there. But
I want to call and get permission from you about
(03:24):
painting your wife. No, you ain't got that permission.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Play, Well, you just can't.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You just can't go around following my wife and trying
to motalize or whatever. Is it all right? So so,
but I would like to let you know I have
taken the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
And what jo you have lost your damn mind? You
can't be just walking around here. It's painting folks headed.
You got to get permission for that. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
If you are crazy? You don't understand your wife holds
the essence that every artist wants.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I don't care what she holds. You can't be going
around peinting folks heads.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wrong with you? Sure, that's the reason why I'm calling
trying to get permission from you. Alright, Sebastian. Want to
put your wife on canvas because she holds the essence
that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty
of canash.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Hold of the hold of the hold of God. You're
telling me you walking around Collumn peinting my wife's head.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
What earth is that?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Dude? I'm only trying to complete my porfolio.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, your portfolio here, listen, it is if I see
my wife's head anywhere. I don't care New Player magazine.
I don't care where you deal, boy, web Yo, I'm
gonna find your I'm gonna whoop your Do you understand
what I'm saying to you? I'm a suit you you
understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir,
is a duel they do what they do? In fact?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
What name is a bastion?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Who name is that? A fashion?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I want to do is paint your wife in hourrahest
and purest. For that's all.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
There's law and purest for me. What what the do
you want? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I want to paint your wife. I want to paint
her in the nude.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You watch your mind? Not enough, that's what you should do.
Tell me where you at you want to paint something,
I'll give you something to pay. Tell me where you at?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Twenty fifth?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Read me? What?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Twenty fifth? That's what's up? I want to whoop your
read me, meet me, paint me, paint me. You watch
your mind talking about you wanna paint my wife in
the nude. It's gonna take them brushes and stick them.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Up your mister. She holds the essence that every person should.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I'll give up what she hold as I don't give
a reatch your mod for athism like that?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Sure, I must ask you, do you think that you
are the only person that has seen your wife in
the new children that's been meant before you, that have
seen her in the next day for you and my
wife ain't no more? You call my wife?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Is that what you're saying? Are you calling my wife?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Hugh? I want to paint your wife and the beauty
that she bought in on canvas.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
told you meet me on the corner of one twenty
fifth and claim Powell.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I got one more thing. I just want to say, nephew.
Comment from the Steve harm In Morning Show. You trust God,
paint my your boy?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What what this is?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is nephew, this's nephew. Till me from the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
No o, oh man, yo man yo man. I would
move a Francis be here, dude, Tommy you got me dog?
Oh manyh God.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It was Sebastian say.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You get some bash. I was about and Sebastian was
paint brushes and as about to paint all of with your.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Hey, he told me, man, he said, man, he he
love his wife. I said, let me say this right now,
loves you, let me get one more pay from you. Man.
What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in Blane.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, man, it's Steeve Hobby in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Come on, some pranking praise going on up in here,
some pranking praise.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Come on, come on. Well your uncle heard it. Wonder
what he thought?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Can I paint your wife naked? You know, ain't nothing
wrong with that? Ain't nothing wrong with that. It's going down.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Wait what yeah, what you say? That's perfectly fine. Yeah,
just go ahead, thank you? Can you pay his wife?
Go ahead? Give it up? Yeah, give it up? Trump,
go ahead, whatever, yes, whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Saturday June fifteenth is going down. It's the Nephew Thomas
House Party. Comedy Jam is in Dallas Fort Worth, Texas
at the Majestic Theater. Tickets are on sale right now.
I got my boy, Tony Roberts, I got domin Kniggas
So Dallas Fort Worth, Tuxas. Tickets are on sale right now.
Y'all come on and hang out with your boy. The
nephew will be there. Father's Day weekend, Saturday night, June fifteenth.
(08:34):
My anniversary is June sixteenth. All right, June sixteenth is
my anniversary. Me and my wife twenty three years?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Is it? Twenty three years? Big Dom?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
My favorite coming woman too. She coming to my showman.
You know, my wife has not been in my show
in a long time. And I'm a little worried because
Waters on my jokes. Three quarters of my joke is
about huh.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, you're gonna change some stuff, so you're gonna just
mess up your Anniversaron re Rite show. He really is stupid.
Let's see coming up next Strawberry letter, subject motivational and
manipulating man. We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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