January 6, 2026 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I paint your wife naked?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stupid?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, hey, I'm an artist. I'm an autist.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Come home, bad dud.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Can I paint your wife naked?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah? Yeah, that's stupid. There, Lord, let me paint. Let's go, candam.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Hello, Hello, I wish to speak with a mister. Please. Hello, sir.
My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
and I wanted to give you a call about I
have a huge showing coming up where I'm going to
be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings within it.
(00:47):
But I have one drawing that I am looking to
display that I have not put on canvas yet, and
I'm looking to take something of essence to put on canvas,
and I want to call you about getting commissioned.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We wait, hold on, dog, just to stop me right now.
I don't do that. I'm not a model. That's not
my profession. So you would not waste your time no more,
you know what I'm saying. Just so, mister, I don't
think you understand that my showing is going to have
some very important people there. I am, like I said before,
with Art Institute. But I said I don't do that.
(01:21):
That's not me. I mean, I hat you know what was.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You just calling folks up?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You a solicitors? I mean y'are just randomly picking out
folks and trying to trying to get them the model.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Look, man, mister, no, I'm not just randomly calling people.
I actually have done research in order to get your number.
What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far
being a model that I'm going to portray on canvas,
but you have something far more greater visually that I
would like to behold on canvas. Now you're married to
(01:55):
your wife? Is am I correct?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
The whole world?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
World?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wow? Dog?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Who is this seriously good? I can get my number? No,
I can give my number because you're talking about my
wife and stuff. Well, I know my wife.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
My name is Sebastian. I am with our institute. What
I'm trying to do is capture and mortalize the beauty
of absence on Canda lives.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay yo, for real, though, you just can't. You don't
talk about my wife all right.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So I'm not. I'm not calling in a negative manner
towards your wife. I want to I want to modealize
her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.
I've seen your wife several times, you guys reside.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Whoa, whoa, whoa? Do you see my wife? Wait? What
do you see my wife?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What? Why you?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Why you?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
she shops one hundred and twenty fifth Street in hallm
I've seen her so many times there, and she holds
all the beauty that an artist would like to put
on kanvas. Like I said before, I have a huge
showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
There.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's going to be so many important people there. But
I want to to call and get permission from you
about painting your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, you ain't got that permission. Play well, you just can't.
You just can't go around following my wife and trying
to motialize or whatever is said.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
All right, So, but I would like to let you
know I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted
your wife's head.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What, Joe, you have lost your mind. You can't be
just walking around here peinting folks headed. You gotta get
permission for that. What's wrong with you? If you are crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You don't understand your wife holds the essence that every
artist wants.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
To I don't care what she holds. You can't be
going around peinting folks heads. Wrong with you, sir.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's the reason why I'm calling trying to get permission
from you. All right, Sebastian want to put your wife
on canvas because she holds the essence that every artist
wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty of canast.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh wha, whoa hold of the hold of the hold
of God? You're telling me you walking around following painting
my wife's head? What earth is that? What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm only trying to complete my portfolio.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, your portfolio here? Listen it is If I see
my wife's head anywhere, I don't care new play of magazine,
I don't care where to Billboy web Yo, I'm gonna
find your I'm gonna whoop your Do you understand what
I'm saying to you. I'm gonna sume you. You understand that.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is a duel they do what they do? In fact,
what name is a bastion? Who name is that? A fashi?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Sure? All I want to do is paint your wife
and hourrahious and purest. For that's all.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
There's law and purest for me. What the do you want?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Seriously, I want to paint your wife. I want to
paint her in the nude.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Minds not enough, that's what you should do. Tell me
where you at you want to paint something, I'll give
you something to pay. Tell me where you at? One
twenty fifth? Read me one twenty fifth. That's what's up.
I want to whoop your read me, meet me, paint me,
paint me? You want your mind so about? You wanna
(05:16):
paint my wife and the news? It's gonna take them
brushes to stick them up with your mister, she holds.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The essence that every person shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Give up what she holds asked, I don't give a
beat your mind for asturism like that.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sure, I must ask you. Do you think that you
are the only person that has seen your wife in
the news? Sure that has been men before you that
have seen her in the next day? For you and
my wife ain't no more? You call my wife?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is that what she's saying?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Are you calling my wife?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Of Hugh?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I want to paint your wife and the beauty that
she bought canvas.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
told you meet me on the corner of one twenty
fifth and claim Powell.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I got one more thing. I just like, nephew, come
me from the Steve harm In Morning Show. You just
got paint my your boy?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What what this is?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
This is nephew. There's a nephew till me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No o, oh man, yo, man, yo, yeah, man, I
would move a Francis be here, dude, Toman, you've got
me dog oh man?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah god it was Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, dude, let you get some bashing. I was about
to y'all and Sebastian I was to paint brushes and
now we're about to paint all them with ya. Hey
he told me, man.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
He said, Man, he's love his wife. I said, let
me say this right now, loves you. Let me get
one more pay from you. Man. What is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in balance.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah man, it's see Hobby in the Morning Show. Baby.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, y'all think play too much? Six what y'all think?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Come on your frank.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Laid over the holidays, and I just thought about how
stupid I really am, and what stupid has done and
what stupid is paid for.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And I said, you must have been thinking a long time.
He just said, what all stupid has done?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You got a migraine from all A lot of good
things stupid has done for me. That's all saying. You
look back at one. Yeah, you got over, How stupid
got old?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
How long was your TV? All that?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
If you're watching Ready to Love, I appreciated the numbers,
the roof, and I want to say thank you, thank you.
Keep going Ready to Love Detroit in the building. We're
still moving strong. So y'all stay tuned this Friday. We
got more for you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You go, Nephew, it's good, Tommy, It is good.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Detroit going up, going up.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Shout out to Dominique, keep some boots on. You're listening.
Hardy Morning Show
Can I paint your wife naked?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stupid?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, hey, I'm an artist. I'm an autist.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Come home, bad dud.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Can I paint your wife naked?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah? Yeah, that's stupid. There, Lord, let me paint. Let's go, candam.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Hello, Hello, I wish to speak with a mister. Please. Hello, sir.
My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
and I wanted to give you a call about I
have a huge showing coming up where I'm going to
be displaying my portfolio and all of my drawings within it.
(00:47):
But I have one drawing that I am looking to
display that I have not put on canvas yet, and
I'm looking to take something of essence to put on canvas,
and I want to call you about getting commissioned.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
We wait, hold on, dog, just to stop me right now.
I don't do that. I'm not a model. That's not
my profession. So you would not waste your time no more,
you know what I'm saying. Just so, mister, I don't
think you understand that my showing is going to have
some very important people there. I am, like I said before,
with Art Institute. But I said I don't do that.
(01:21):
That's not me. I mean, I hat you know what was.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
You just calling folks up?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You a solicitors? I mean y'are just randomly picking out
folks and trying to trying to get them the model.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Look, man, mister, no, I'm not just randomly calling people.
I actually have done research in order to get your number.
What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far
being a model that I'm going to portray on canvas,
but you have something far more greater visually that I
would like to behold on canvas. Now you're married to
(01:55):
your wife? Is am I correct?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
The whole world?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
World?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Wow? Dog?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Who is this seriously good? I can get my number? No,
I can give my number because you're talking about my
wife and stuff. Well, I know my wife.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
My name is Sebastian. I am with our institute. What
I'm trying to do is capture and mortalize the beauty
of absence on Canda lives.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Okay yo, for real, though, you just can't. You don't
talk about my wife all right.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So I'm not. I'm not calling in a negative manner
towards your wife. I want to I want to modealize
her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.
I've seen your wife several times, you guys reside.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Whoa, whoa, whoa? Do you see my wife? Wait? What
do you see my wife?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What? Why you?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Why you?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
she shops one hundred and twenty fifth Street in hallm
I've seen her so many times there, and she holds
all the beauty that an artist would like to put
on kanvas. Like I said before, I have a huge
showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
There.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It's going to be so many important people there. But
I want to to call and get permission from you
about painting your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, you ain't got that permission. Play well, you just can't.
You just can't go around following my wife and trying
to motialize or whatever is said.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
All right, So, but I would like to let you
know I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted
your wife's head.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
What, Joe, you have lost your mind. You can't be
just walking around here peinting folks headed. You gotta get
permission for that. What's wrong with you? If you are crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You don't understand your wife holds the essence that every
artist wants.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
To I don't care what she holds. You can't be
going around peinting folks heads. Wrong with you, sir.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's the reason why I'm calling trying to get permission
from you. All right, Sebastian want to put your wife
on canvas because she holds the essence that every artist
wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty of canast.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh wha, whoa hold of the hold of the hold
of God? You're telling me you walking around following painting
my wife's head? What earth is that? What are you doing, dude?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm only trying to complete my portfolio.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, your portfolio here? Listen it is If I see
my wife's head anywhere, I don't care new play of magazine,
I don't care where to Billboy web Yo, I'm gonna
find your I'm gonna whoop your Do you understand what
I'm saying to you. I'm gonna sume you. You understand that.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is a duel they do what they do? In fact,
what name is a bastion? Who name is that? A fashi?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Sure? All I want to do is paint your wife
and hourrahious and purest. For that's all.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
There's law and purest for me. What the do you want?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Seriously, I want to paint your wife. I want to
paint her in the nude.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Minds not enough, that's what you should do. Tell me
where you at you want to paint something, I'll give
you something to pay. Tell me where you at? One
twenty fifth? Read me one twenty fifth. That's what's up.
I want to whoop your read me, meet me, paint me,
paint me? You want your mind so about? You wanna
(05:16):
paint my wife and the news? It's gonna take them
brushes to stick them up with your mister, she holds.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
The essence that every person shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Give up what she holds asked, I don't give a
beat your mind for asturism like that.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sure, I must ask you. Do you think that you
are the only person that has seen your wife in
the news? Sure that has been men before you that
have seen her in the next day? For you and
my wife ain't no more? You call my wife?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is that what she's saying?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Are you calling my wife?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Of Hugh?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I want to paint your wife and the beauty that
she bought canvas.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
told you meet me on the corner of one twenty
fifth and claim Powell.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I got one more thing. I just like, nephew, come
me from the Steve harm In Morning Show. You just
got paint my your boy?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
What what this is?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
This is nephew. There's a nephew till me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No o, oh man, yo, man, yo, yeah, man, I
would move a Francis be here, dude, Toman, you've got
me dog oh man?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah god it was Sebastian.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, dude, let you get some bashing. I was about
to y'all and Sebastian I was to paint brushes and
now we're about to paint all them with ya. Hey
he told me, man.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
He said, Man, he's love his wife. I said, let
me say this right now, loves you. Let me get
one more pay from you. Man. What is the baddest
I'm talking about the baddest radio show in balance.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah man, it's see Hobby in the Morning Show. Baby.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, y'all think play too much? Six what y'all think?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Come on your frank.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Laid over the holidays, and I just thought about how
stupid I really am, and what stupid has done and
what stupid is paid for.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And I said, you must have been thinking a long time.
He just said, what all stupid has done?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You got a migraine from all A lot of good
things stupid has done for me. That's all saying. You
look back at one. Yeah, you got over, How stupid
got old?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
How long was your TV? All that?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
If you're watching Ready to Love, I appreciated the numbers,
the roof, and I want to say thank you, thank you.
Keep going Ready to Love Detroit in the building. We're
still moving strong. So y'all stay tuned this Friday. We
got more for you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You go, Nephew, it's good, Tommy, It is good.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Detroit going up, going up.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Shout out to Dominique, keep some boots on. You're listening.
Hardy Morning Show
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