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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject
married and celibate. I'm going to go to Kip, but
right now it is a nephew here with today's prank
phone call. What you got, nef?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Can we use your casket? What can we you your cask?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've never heard.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hey, hey, we're going through a little something. We're going
through a little something, all right, land casket? Can you
loan your casket to get on my feet? Okay, let's
go get.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Vicky vi. Hey, Vicky,
how you doing? Are you? Are you the niece of
uh uh? I think it's your aunt? Yes? Okay, and
you know your aunt? That's the way. How many how
many years ago your passed?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
It was about five years ago?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, listen, I'm over here at the funeral home. My my,
my sister just passed away, and they gave me your
phone number. Did you guys? We're going through a little
bit of a situation here, did you guys? Aren't have
you know? Your aunt was a heavyset woman? Is that right? Yes?
She was? Okay, Now they had to did they have
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to put her in a in a did they have
a build a special casket for her? Yeah, okay, that's
what we're kind of going through with my sister. We
ordered a special casket for for for my sister, and
I'm assuming this is the same thing that you guys
went through. I called several of her children, but I
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wasn't able to get in touch with anybody. But the
funeral home actually had your name on file as well,
so they gave me your number where I would be
able to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, that's okay, you can speak to me. But you
know what seems to be a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, listen, we the funeral is actually in two days, okay,
and we ordered one of those special caskets, but it
doesn't look like it's going to be in for another week.
So you know, it's almost like we're gonna we're gonna
we're not gonna have a casket for her, you know,
for the funeral. And you know, like I said, the
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funeral home told us about you know that you guys
were the last ones that ordered a casket of that size,
and you know, me and the rest of the family
has been you know, we've been trying to figure out
what to do and what to do. Do you think
it's any way possible we can borrow the casket that
your Aim is in, and then when the casket comes
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in that we ordered, we can put her in that
casket and put her back down to rest like she's
always been. Do you think that's right? Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hello, if you repeat yourself, what exactly are you asking me?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, what I'm saying is, do you think we can
bar your Aim casket? Because you know, the funerals in
two days and the casket is not going to be
in in order for us to be to bury her
in a in a casket for you know, to accommodate
her size. That's what I'm asking.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What kind of is this you're talking about? First of all,
who is this?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay? No, my name is Larry, Like I said, My
name is Larry. I got you, I got you guys.
Like I said, I tried to call some of her kids,
but nobody ever picked up When I called, had her
niece's number on file to you. You are her niece, Vicky, right, Yes,
I am. Okay, Well, that's what I'm saying. Do you
think that maybe you can talk to the children and
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see if we can maybe use that particular casket.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh okay, wait a minute, what the talking about this?
First of all, who is this you? You gotta be
losing your mind if you think I'm gonna let you
dig up mi Ami for just to bury your notice.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, but I understand where you're coming from. But what
I'm trying to say is that we don't have a
casket big enough, and they would they let us know
that you guys were the last ones that had a
casket that you know.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
You gotta do with us.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
That's your true stuff it out?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, No, well, okay, First of all, what I'm trying
to do is this the family been grieving pretty hard
and I just wanted to make sure that the funeral
would be right. And it ain't gonna be right, and
we don't have we don't bring.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
My family gonna feel digg in my any of you
lost your they don't call me with this. Who is
the funeral home that gave you my number to ask
me to use the casket so you can bury your sister.
Who is the name of that person?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I can't remember, but it was it was It was
a guy. The funeral director let me know that you
guys had went through a situation where you had to
bury your your your aunt. Like I said, what's your
name again? My name is Larry.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Okay, Larry, this is this is I don't know what
you my phone number to call me asking you just
don't you they call here asking me to dig up
and taking bury their sister's fox. Don't have a cast.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No understand that's your fault. No, I understand it's not
your fault. What I'm trying to say is will y'all
show some sympathy and some love for what you are
family going through because we don't have a caskie like
I say, my sister, my sister was was you know
whether if the heavens was a hemish walt? Oh they're good?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You know, My condoss go out to you and your family.
You know, I'm trying to be as reserved as I
can with this whole situation. But do you understand what
kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually
dig up my aunt? Who is you been a wut
for five years because bury your sister?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me ask you this like this, If we use you,
ain't ain't gonna know they're gonna know where you.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
For you to say to me, But you stupid talking
king crack what don know?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
First of all? You know what? First of all, I
appreciate you trying to work with me, but I want
to say this you. You don't even have the authority
to make that decision if you give me one of
the numbers to one of your cousins.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I was really trying to be nice and be calm.
But guess what, we're not doing this, stupid. I'm trying
to be nice to you and tell and trying to
help you out, but no, you want me to get
ignorant and act stupid. I was trying to be nice
and sympathetics, but we're not doing it. I'm not giving
you the number. I've got the authority to tell.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You right now.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
We're not digging up so you can bury your sister out.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, so so so so, so that's just it. I
can't talk to now.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, you ain't talking to nobody. You're talking to me.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Okay, I got, I got, I got something else I
need to tell you though, I need, I need to
tell you something else. Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
But tell me?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I want to tell you this. This is nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvin moul Andy Sho Vicky. Your sister
Sheila got me the prank phone call you. Who is
this again, bigge, Bigga? This is a nephew tought me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got
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me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh y'all, you got me over here worked up. I'm
pray too much.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
She ain't got vidy. I got one more thing to
ask you, baby, what is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Steve Hawsey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
For you crazy? You know there's some people that they kill.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I mean, we just you know, where's the love?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You brother just want to casket for a couple of days,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Not willing to share.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I mean, I just I just don't understand that. Now
that woman already has been laid the rest, so it's
not like we're messing up her funeral in that.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, where's the love?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Christian?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Same?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh man?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Somebody we got it down? What somebody gonna whoop you
really bad? You're talking about digging on Black's lion. See yeah,
see you did that. With that other brother one time
when you was talking about digging up. He's said, Man,
I just got these people to stop crying last year.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'm just trying casket for a few days. Can you
loan me a casket to like get on my feet?
That's all? No, are you telling me crazy? Buffalo, New York.
Y'all better get ready though, y'all laying in the cut,
all right? That is Labor Day weekend. That is August
(08:52):
the thirty first, That Saturday night at the Shade performing
All Sunder Nephew, Tommy and Friends. It's the Nephew Timey
House Party comedy. Dad, you do not want to miss this.
Man's tickets on sale right now. I will be in
all white. That's before Labor Day. We're doing all white.
So once y'all joined me and put on all white, Okay,
we're gonna make it look like a Frank at Beverlyn
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comedy show up in there, that's what we're gonna look, all.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Right, Thank you, nephew. Up next, it is a Strawberry
Letters subject married and Celibate. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show