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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for is nev This one right here, Shirley.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Everybody said it, but we've all done it, and this
title is right here.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's called can you bring me some paper? Good? We've
all done it. I said.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a little compromise, but can you bring me some paper?
I done got in here and realize afterwards.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Can you bring me some paper? Please? I don't believe you.
Am I asking too much for you to bring me? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, okay, Well on this one, I'm actually calling the
neighbor down the street. Can he come down and bring.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The neighbor down the street? Not next door, not next door.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Not in the house with me down the street? Can
you bring me some paper? Cat dog?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Give you what?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah. This job?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Who?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
This ChIL it? How can I help you? Hey? Listen?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You by?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What am I speaking with?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm sorry, it's gotty man. I'm I'm house.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Sitting for Rita she y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she
told me she was going out of town. What can
I do for you? Brother?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
How far?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Down the way? Man, y'all, I'm in the house. Both
our houses yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,
y'all know me, And then she loved Miss Dars.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I tried to call Miss Dars but then nobody answered
the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Ria
said she was gonna be gone for a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So you say you dying there right right right? And
she told me if I got an emergency anything, that
I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,
right right, Okay, are you are you busy right now?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Man? Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my
wife from dinner and uh got some meat on the grill.
But other than that, you.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Know, okay, I mean you you are you able to
help me out with something right quick? Or you got
you got time for that?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.
If it's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
whatever it is that we need to do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, Charlie, would you out and have any paper?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Man, any paper?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. I mean some paper.
You have some paper?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I what notebook? Paper?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
No? See man, listen, Charlie, I like I said, my
name Scotted. Man. I know you don't know me. I
didn't got myself in this situation here down here, read
the house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a
situation I actually and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't
no paper in here.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
So you're saying you want me to bring you some
toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting there. My
legs ain't got none. I can't feel my my my
whole little body. Man, from butt down. I can't feel
nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.
Old up, babe.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
This dude down here at Riada house saying he wants
me to bring his paper because he didn't got numb
sitting on a tuk man, look at it, bruh. I'm
in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
but you know, I mean, I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You ain't about four hours a doc. Can you just
run down here right quickly. I'm in the back door open.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying.
But like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
for my wife. We having a little special occasion cause
our kids and stuff gone, and I can't still leave
her like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
what I can tell you to do is if Rita
got one of them towels or something down.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Man, I'm not using nobody town like that, disrespectful man.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man, you calling me
to help you, and you acting like I caused you
to not have no.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Guy you a handshake, he doesn't the bat I got
all I'm asking for. Just ain't gonna take no moreman,
two three minute run down here right quick and bring
the paper man, and then you get on back to
your dinner.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well, what you was hind like what you need to do? Brother?
You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the all get got out of you lock yourself out
the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and
bring you no papers because that don't sound like emergency.
That sounds like some personals. And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
just jump tout your clothes, getting the shot on white.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I'm not fee the dog that's like I said, I'm
numb right now, Man, I need some help.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's on this show. You want me to come down
there and bring you some toilet papers and pick your numb.
You can't get up out the tiller if I want
to help you things this day. That's why I'm trying
to tell you I'm in an emerging see man, Okay,
Well that, like I said, Man, that doesn't sound like emergency.
It seems like a little quick fix. Get your drawers
and wipe your drawers. So the way go get you
(04:39):
some mols. I mean, I'm not gonna walk four houses
down there to bring you some toilet papers. Your legs numb.
How you gonna get up and open the door?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
The back door is over All you gotta do is
come in here and reaching here and pass me roll
of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do,
mister Charlett.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I understand that. But I'm not gonna come down there
and bring you no taper. I'm not going to bring.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You give me some paper down here? Man told you?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Man, you man to say, Man, who the hell you
think you holling at? You need me?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't need you, or won't you to do something. Man.
You see, I'm sitting in a situation. Narada, left y'all
number that y'all will help me while I'm down there
on house watching man.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Just sheer crazy baby.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Man, What why don't.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You you gonna call me asking me to bring you
some newspaper. I told you that I was in the
middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner, and
you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. I
don't want to hear no, by no doubt, and I
ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man, Look like I told you before I ask him,
bring you no paper down there. We don't wipe no
on this street.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Hold old man, I can't just you can't just leave
me here and I'm numb like.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
This bound to come bring no brown man no toilet
paper because he is responsible when he going into a
restroom and sounds like a personal problem.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You you too wrong for that. This is a situation though,
this is an emergency. Man.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Man, that don't say I ain't no burgency. That sounds
like a personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Come on, wa get off of here, man, You be
off of I don't give about you being man.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Matter of fact, as soon as you get your out
of there, you so, man, you come on down here.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm coming down there by the trick. I'm coming down
there the way. I am just like this hell and
I'm gonna whoop for not helping me while I'm in
a situation with Bringo. Tom I got one more thing
I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Is you listening radio tongue? I got some snake skin
shoes that fit right up, clean up on it all.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I got one more thing if you listening, man, what
man like I said?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What what you got to say?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Man, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your neighbor.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Reader. Ain't this damn at mother from the radio station.
It's just timing from the Steve Harvey Morning So I'm
ana whoop. Reader, got you called? Now? Man, you had
me to come down there, man and boy show down
and you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
In the last the Steve Harvey show, y'all playing practical joke,
So folks.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Man, and now you have it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There you have it. Can you bring me some paper? No,
not hey, anything for the pranks, surely anything for the prank.
We're getting close, y'all. Junie teen Comedy Celebration. You do
not want to miss this. Oh my god, Dickie's Arena.
It's going down baby, Fort Worth, Texas. Tickets on sale
right now. Bubba Dub Melane, need to come, mytcho. Earthquake
(07:47):
in the building. J J.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Williamson.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
All the list goes on and on, hosted by yours truly,
and the legend himself is in the building, the one
and only D. L.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hughley.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It is June nineteenth, Thursday night. Tickets are on sell
right now. And oh I forgot my man, Ashy Larry.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, don't you don't want to me? You don't want
to miss Ashy Larry.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Make sure you get your tickets because everybody is there
to blow it up, all right. Greeks and grapes. I've
been telling y'all about greeks and grapes. Have I not
going down in Napple Valley? You do not want to
miss this. This is where all my Greeks. I'm calling
all my noops, all my brothers, the cap Aplice Southe Fraternity.
I'm calling the Apples, the q's, the Deltas, the the Akas,
(08:26):
the Zados, the Sigma Gamma rolls, the eye Oldest, come one,
Come on, Greeks and Grapes. Naple Valley hosted by yours
Julie Nephew, Tommy, you got down on the slop them
you got, you got, George Clinton, Enrique Holmes, your Landa
Adams Man. The list goes on and on is going
down in August.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You do not want to miss that. We will be
in Napo Valley. You're listening, Hardy Morning Show
What you got for is nev This one right here, Shirley.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Everybody said it, but we've all done it, and this
title is right here.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's called can you bring me some paper? Good? We've
all done it. I said.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's a little compromise, but can you bring me some paper?
I done got in here and realize afterwards.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Can you bring me some paper? Please? I don't believe you.
Am I asking too much for you to bring me? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, okay, Well on this one, I'm actually calling the
neighbor down the street. Can he come down and bring.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
The neighbor down the street? Not next door, not next door.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Not in the house with me down the street? Can
you bring me some paper? Cat dog?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Give you what?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah. This job?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Who?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
This ChIL it? How can I help you? Hey? Listen?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You by?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
What am I speaking with?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm sorry, it's gotty man. I'm I'm house.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Sitting for Rita she y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she
told me she was going out of town. What can
I do for you? Brother?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
How far?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Down the way? Man, y'all, I'm in the house. Both
our houses yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Think let's see. Yeah, we four houses down.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,
y'all know me, And then she loved Miss Dars.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I tried to call Miss Dars but then nobody answered
the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, she know. I'm in church around this time. Ria
said she was gonna be gone for a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So you say you dying there right right right? And
she told me if I got an emergency anything, that
I could reach out to y'all and call y'all right,
right right, Okay, are you are you busy right now?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Man? Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my
wife from dinner and uh got some meat on the grill.
But other than that, you.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Know, okay, I mean you you are you able to
help me out with something right quick? Or you got
you got time for that?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.
If it's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
whatever it is that we need to do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Okay, Charlie, would you out and have any paper?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Man, any paper?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. I mean some paper.
You have some paper?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I what notebook? Paper?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
No? See man, listen, Charlie, I like I said, my
name Scotted. Man. I know you don't know me. I
didn't got myself in this situation here down here, read
the house man, and I didn't. Man, I'm in a
situation I actually and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't
no paper in here.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
So you're saying you want me to bring you some
toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting there. My
legs ain't got none. I can't feel my my my
whole little body. Man, from butt down. I can't feel
nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.
Old up, babe.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
This dude down here at Riada house saying he wants
me to bring his paper because he didn't got numb
sitting on a tuk man, look at it, bruh. I'm
in the middle of cooking. I wish I could help you,
but you know, I mean, I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You ain't about four hours a doc. Can you just
run down here right quickly. I'm in the back door open.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I have to say, Man, I understand all that you're saying.
But like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
for my wife. We having a little special occasion cause
our kids and stuff gone, and I can't still leave
her like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
what I can tell you to do is if Rita
got one of them towels or something down.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Man, I'm not using nobody town like that, disrespectful man.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, hey, but lord your voice. Man, you calling me
to help you, and you acting like I caused you
to not have no.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Guy you a handshake, he doesn't the bat I got
all I'm asking for. Just ain't gonna take no moreman,
two three minute run down here right quick and bring
the paper man, and then you get on back to
your dinner.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Well, what you was hind like what you need to do? Brother?
You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the all get got out of you lock yourself out
the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and
bring you no papers because that don't sound like emergency.
That sounds like some personals. And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
just jump tout your clothes, getting the shot on white.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I'm not fee the dog that's like I said, I'm
numb right now, Man, I need some help.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's on this show. You want me to come down
there and bring you some toilet papers and pick your numb.
You can't get up out the tiller if I want
to help you things this day. That's why I'm trying
to tell you I'm in an emerging see man, Okay,
Well that, like I said, Man, that doesn't sound like emergency.
It seems like a little quick fix. Get your drawers
and wipe your drawers. So the way go get you
(04:39):
some mols. I mean, I'm not gonna walk four houses
down there to bring you some toilet papers. Your legs numb.
How you gonna get up and open the door?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
The back door is over All you gotta do is
come in here and reaching here and pass me roll
of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do,
mister Charlett.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I understand that. But I'm not gonna come down there
and bring you no taper. I'm not going to bring.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You give me some paper down here? Man told you?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Man, you man to say, Man, who the hell you
think you holling at? You need me?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't need you, or won't you to do something. Man.
You see, I'm sitting in a situation. Narada, left y'all
number that y'all will help me while I'm down there
on house watching man.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Just sheer crazy baby.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Man, What why don't.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You you gonna call me asking me to bring you
some newspaper. I told you that I was in the
middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner, and
you come calling me talking about some paper. Man. I
don't want to hear no, by no doubt, and I
ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man, Look like I told you before I ask him,
bring you no paper down there. We don't wipe no
on this street.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Hold old man, I can't just you can't just leave
me here and I'm numb like.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
This bound to come bring no brown man no toilet
paper because he is responsible when he going into a
restroom and sounds like a personal problem.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
You you too wrong for that. This is a situation though,
this is an emergency. Man.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Man, that don't say I ain't no burgency. That sounds
like a personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Come on, wa get off of here, man, You be
off of I don't give about you being man.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Matter of fact, as soon as you get your out
of there, you so, man, you come on down here.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm coming down there by the trick. I'm coming down
there the way. I am just like this hell and
I'm gonna whoop for not helping me while I'm in
a situation with Bringo. Tom I got one more thing
I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Is you listening radio tongue? I got some snake skin
shoes that fit right up, clean up on it all.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I got one more thing if you listening, man, what
man like I said?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What what you got to say?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Man, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your neighbor.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Reader. Ain't this damn at mother from the radio station.
It's just timing from the Steve Harvey Morning So I'm
ana whoop. Reader, got you called? Now? Man, you had
me to come down there, man and boy show down
and you better be glad. I'm eating. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
In the last the Steve Harvey show, y'all playing practical joke,
So folks.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Man, and now you have it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There you have it. Can you bring me some paper? No,
not hey, anything for the pranks, surely anything for the prank.
We're getting close, y'all. Junie teen Comedy Celebration. You do
not want to miss this. Oh my god, Dickie's Arena.
It's going down baby, Fort Worth, Texas. Tickets on sale
right now. Bubba Dub Melane, need to come, mytcho. Earthquake
(07:47):
in the building. J J.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Williamson.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
All the list goes on and on, hosted by yours truly,
and the legend himself is in the building, the one
and only D. L.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Hughley.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It is June nineteenth, Thursday night. Tickets are on sell
right now. And oh I forgot my man, Ashy Larry.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, don't you don't want to me? You don't want
to miss Ashy Larry.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Make sure you get your tickets because everybody is there
to blow it up, all right. Greeks and grapes. I've
been telling y'all about greeks and grapes. Have I not
going down in Napple Valley? You do not want to
miss this. This is where all my Greeks. I'm calling
all my noops, all my brothers, the cap Aplice Southe Fraternity.
I'm calling the Apples, the q's, the Deltas, the the Akas,
(08:26):
the Zados, the Sigma Gamma rolls, the eye Oldest, come one,
Come on, Greeks and Grapes. Naple Valley hosted by yours
Julie Nephew, Tommy, you got down on the slop them
you got, you got, George Clinton, Enrique Holmes, your Landa
Adams Man. The list goes on and on is going
down in August.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You do not want to miss that. We will be
in Napo Valley. You're listening, Hardy Morning Show
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