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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you got for us.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Now we heard it to the church, y'all. We got
to get down here and get this prank taking care of.
We headed down there to the church. You al's see
the people that do the sign language at the church.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You ever wonder they really getting it right or they
really following the same words?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know. So the title of this prank is can
you hear me now? You have decided to do now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, we calling the lady that do the sign link.
That's what we're doing. We know we're from the were
from the prank.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Huh. I don't have to know me now? Yeah? Can
you hear me nowing?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, let's go cat dog. Hello, I'm trying to speak
to sister Lauren. Please be my sister Lauren. This is
Brother Davids from the church. I don't know if you
know me. You might know me when you see me,
but I don't know if you just know me because
we don't really interact that much at the church. But
I wanted to give you a call. We got a
bit of a problem going on. Okay, you got you
(00:55):
get Do you have a minute to talk?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
How long have you been doing the uh, the sign
you in the you know you in the ministry when
you do the sign language for the church. And you
know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays
out of a out of the month. You've been doing
it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So yes, I've been doing this for over ten years.
But I'm really confused as to why they're calling about
this time. I'm just a little to confuse. I don't
know who you are. You say that. If I see
your face, I may know you. But what does this
have to do with anything? Is how long I have
been doing syle language? I know, okay, I've been doing
it for years. So how may I help you with this?
(01:37):
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No? No, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know Miss everybody call him Miss Murder? Do you
know Miss Murdle?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah? I sure do.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
M okay, so.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my
aunties right there.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Mss Murder is.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
I'm what what do you need for me? Did she get?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
you know my you know, my honest is death. You
know she's hearing it, you know that, right?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, So, so here's a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I ain't murderss telling us that you're not doing the
sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
some things in the scripture or something.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
very long time and I know what I'm doing. So
how you so she told you for me to tell
me that I'm not doing this outline correctly, that's let
me say, let.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Me say this to you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't want us to get off on the wrong
for let me just say this to you. Once my
once my murder told us what was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
you know, with with with Sister Laurence so we can
try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
and y'all can just work it out. And and that's
how I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't
know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but
I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
(03:05):
let me go say this. If my ain't murders say
that you ain't signing right, then Miaintie ain't lying. That
means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
but you figured you would just call me and tell
me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.
That doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell
you that? Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
She signed language to her daughter.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Listen, you ain't got to worry about who she's signing too.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What you need to worry.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
About is getting your getting your stuff together all right
and learning how to do this the correct way so
that my aintie can't get You know, Miainti needs to
be getting the word like everybody else getting the word,
but she not getting it because you the word is
getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
let's start with that. What you mean, match my tone
because you're getting very loud and I can't hear through
all of that. All right, Okay, Okay, I situation. You
(04:12):
called my phone. Correct, you have a problem that you're
discusting with me, but you're getting more angry than anything else.
How am I going to resolve this problem? I am
trying to be a curse.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
What you resolved this problem is cars.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Back to science school so you can learn what you
need to so my any can get the word. My
amy can't get the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
God anointed me to do style language at that church,
and I've been doing it for a long time and
I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
telling me that I'm not doing something right? You know?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Do God know that?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Does God know that my ain'm myrtle not getting the
work because of you? Name?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Young man? Jesus, please give me the strength to continue
on with this conversation. But you know what one I'm
gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
you ever call my mother freaking phone, Tom, But I
ain't doing something.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
If I see you in this tree, this can't I have.
It's gonna go outside your God? Did I miss myself? Claire?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh, now you want to be calm. Now you're calm.
Now you match my tone. I don't gained me.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I can't believe you just got you talking to me
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Are we done here?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
I be right back. Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You right.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
We've been on the phone this Lord, you've been stewing
at me. I told you to match my tone. Match
my tone.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I?
Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
you mind? If I say something in this tone?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You're gonna hear a click and the dog real quick,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I just want to tell you in this tone that
your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone
call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
In your tone, Oh Lord.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Have mercy, Bonda Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me I
put this on the radio. On the radio, Bond you
in Jesus name, Amen radio. I'm not playing in the
game time me. I think it's funny, but it seems
(06:28):
this is my job here.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You haven't known there. I have to tell Jesus give
me a minute, because you was about to beck my
pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to
hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive me.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
my tone, in my tone. Tell me in your tone,
what is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
In your tone, Steve Horny, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's how you started. That's that's see. That's that's what
people won't Monday morning. They won't stupid like that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh sure, sign language.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Lank haappy, birthday share. That's how you do it, right you?
Who else should I prank?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
At the church?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We got the sign language, Lady, she got the way
past out and done something.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Don't call who's she dating? Prank? Who's she dating? He said?
At the church? He said at the church. He don't
go to church. This ain't gonna last talking or not talking. See,
that's how you get information. You just throw out stuff. Also,
(07:52):
he don't go to church, right exactly? No comment from me? Right? Uh? Yes,
because I know I won't be able to lie I
lie for you. What you woman to say?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't prank the praise dancers. I didn't prank the musicians.
I prank the park. This is how you do it.
Excuse me talking, sure, this is how you do it.
This is how you lie about who you date. Calor
asked me, sire, it's a question.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Where did you meet your new friend that yesterday? You
met her yesterday?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Where at the grocery store. I don't go to the
grocery store. So where what section in the grocery store
meet I had just gone out to produce section. You're
listening Hard Morning Show
What you got for us.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Now we heard it to the church, y'all. We got
to get down here and get this prank taking care of.
We headed down there to the church. You al's see
the people that do the sign language at the church.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You ever wonder they really getting it right or they
really following the same words?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You know. So the title of this prank is can
you hear me now? You have decided to do now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, we calling the lady that do the sign link.
That's what we're doing. We know we're from the were
from the prank.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Huh. I don't have to know me now? Yeah? Can
you hear me nowing?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, let's go cat dog. Hello, I'm trying to speak
to sister Lauren. Please be my sister Lauren. This is
Brother Davids from the church. I don't know if you
know me. You might know me when you see me,
but I don't know if you just know me because
we don't really interact that much at the church. But
I wanted to give you a call. We got a
bit of a problem going on. Okay, you got you
(00:55):
get Do you have a minute to talk?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
All right? Now?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
How long have you been doing the uh, the sign
you in the you know you in the ministry when
you do the sign language for the church. And you
know I noticed you up there at least two Sundays
out of a out of the month. You've been doing
it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So yes, I've been doing this for over ten years.
But I'm really confused as to why they're calling about
this time. I'm just a little to confuse. I don't
know who you are. You say that. If I see
your face, I may know you. But what does this
have to do with anything? Is how long I have
been doing syle language? I know, okay, I've been doing
it for years. So how may I help you with this?
(01:37):
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No? No, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You know Miss everybody call him Miss Murder? Do you
know Miss Murdle?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah? I sure do.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
M okay, so.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my
aunties right there.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Mss Murder is.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
I'm what what do you need for me? Did she get?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
you know my you know, my honest is death. You
know she's hearing it, you know that, right?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, So, so here's a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I ain't murderss telling us that you're not doing the
sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
some things in the scripture or something.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You know that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
very long time and I know what I'm doing. So
how you so she told you for me to tell
me that I'm not doing this outline correctly, that's let
me say, let.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Me say this to you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't want us to get off on the wrong
for let me just say this to you. Once my
once my murder told us what was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
you know, with with with Sister Laurence so we can
try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
and y'all can just work it out. And and that's
how I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't
know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but
I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
(03:05):
let me go say this. If my ain't murders say
that you ain't signing right, then Miaintie ain't lying. That
means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
but you figured you would just call me and tell
me that your auntie says that I'm doing it incorrectly.
That doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell
you that? Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
She signed language to her daughter.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Listen, you ain't got to worry about who she's signing too.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What you need to worry.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
About is getting your getting your stuff together all right
and learning how to do this the correct way so
that my aintie can't get You know, Miainti needs to
be getting the word like everybody else getting the word,
but she not getting it because you the word is
getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
let's start with that. What you mean, match my tone
because you're getting very loud and I can't hear through
all of that. All right, Okay, Okay, I situation. You
(04:12):
called my phone. Correct, you have a problem that you're
discusting with me, but you're getting more angry than anything else.
How am I going to resolve this problem? I am
trying to be a curse.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
What you resolved this problem is cars.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Back to science school so you can learn what you
need to so my any can get the word. My
amy can't get the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
God anointed me to do style language at that church,
and I've been doing it for a long time and
I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
telling me that I'm not doing something right? You know?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Do God know that?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Does God know that my ain'm myrtle not getting the
work because of you? Name?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Young man? Jesus, please give me the strength to continue
on with this conversation. But you know what one I'm
gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
you ever call my mother freaking phone, Tom, But I
ain't doing something.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
If I see you in this tree, this can't I have.
It's gonna go outside your God? Did I miss myself? Claire?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh, now you want to be calm. Now you're calm.
Now you match my tone. I don't gained me.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I can't believe you just got you talking to me
like that.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Are we done here?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord?
I be right back. Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You right.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
We've been on the phone this Lord, you've been stewing
at me. I told you to match my tone. Match
my tone.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I am matching your tone. Now can I say? Can I?
Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
you mind? If I say something in this tone?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You're gonna hear a click and the dog real quick,
go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I just want to tell you in this tone that
your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone
call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
In your tone, Oh Lord.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Have mercy, Bonda Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor, tell me I
put this on the radio. On the radio, Bond you
in Jesus name, Amen radio. I'm not playing in the
game time me. I think it's funny, but it seems
(06:28):
this is my job here.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
You haven't known there. I have to tell Jesus give
me a minute, because you was about to beck my
pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want to
hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because I
have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please forgive me.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
my tone, in my tone. Tell me in your tone,
what is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
In your tone, Steve Horny, that's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's how you started. That's that's see. That's that's what
people won't Monday morning. They won't stupid like that.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Oh sure, sign language.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Lank haappy, birthday share. That's how you do it, right you?
Who else should I prank?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
At the church?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We got the sign language, Lady, she got the way
past out and done something.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Don't call who's she dating? Prank? Who's she dating? He said?
At the church? He said at the church. He don't
go to church. This ain't gonna last talking or not talking. See,
that's how you get information. You just throw out stuff. Also,
(07:52):
he don't go to church, right exactly? No comment from me? Right? Uh? Yes,
because I know I won't be able to lie I
lie for you. What you woman to say?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't prank the praise dancers. I didn't prank the musicians.
I prank the park. This is how you do it.
Excuse me talking, sure, this is how you do it.
This is how you lie about who you date. Calor
asked me, sire, it's a question.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Where did you meet your new friend that yesterday? You
met her yesterday?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Where at the grocery store. I don't go to the
grocery store. So where what section in the grocery store
meet I had just gone out to produce section. You're
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