January 8, 2024 • 9 mins
What happens when the sign language interpreter in the church is not doing the job properly?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, the first of the new year.
The subject is new Year, New me. Will find out
what that's all about. And just a few because right
now it is time for the nephew and today's frank
phone call. What you got for its nef.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
This right here is can you hear me? Now? Can
you hear me now? Cat dog?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
If you would hello, I'm trying to speak to sister Lauren.
Please be my sister Lauren. This is Brother Davids from
the church. I don't know if you know me. You
might know me when you see me, but I don't
know if you just know me because we don't really
interact that much at the church. But I wanted to
give you a call. We got a bit of a
problem going on. Okay, okay, you got you get Do
(00:45):
you have a minute to talk?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
How long have you been doing the uh the sign
you in the you know you in the ministry when
you do the sign language for the church, and you
know I notice you up there at least two Sundays
out of a out of the month. You've been doing
it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So, yes, I've been doing it for over ten years.
But I'm a little confused as to why they're calling
about this time. I'm just a little to confused. I
don't know who you are. You say that. If I
see your face, I may know you. But what what
does this have to do with anything? Is how long
I have been doing style language? I know I've been
doing it for years. So how may I help you
(01:27):
with this? Do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, no, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Do you do you know miss everybody call him ms Murder?
Do you know Miss Murdle? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I sure do, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, so Miss Murder that's that's that's that's that's one
of my aunties right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Mss Murder lives.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
I'm what what do you mean for me?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did she get me?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
you know my you know, my honest is death. You
know she's hearing it pain?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You know that? Right? Okay? Yes, So, so here's a problem.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I ain't murderless telling us that you're not doing the
sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
some things in the scripture.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Or something that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
very long time and i know what I'm doing. So
how you so she told you for me to tell
me that I'm not doing this aline correctly, let me say, let.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Me say this to you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't want us to get off on the road
for let me just say this to you. Once my
once my murder told us what was going on, you know.
We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
you know, with with with Sister Lawrence so we can
try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
and y'all can just work it out. And and that's
(02:49):
how I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't
know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but
I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
let me go say this. If my ain't murders say
that you you ain't signing right, then Mi anie ain't lying.
That means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
but you figured you would just call me and tell
me that your auntie says that I'm doing incorrectly. That
doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell you that?
Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
all right, and learning how to do this the correct
way so that my aintie can get You know, Miami
needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
the word, but she not getting it because you the
words getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
let's start with that. What I mean's that match my
tone because you're getting very loud and I can't hear
through all of that. All right, Okay, okay, I am
the situation you called my phone correct. You have a
(04:06):
problem that you're discusting with me, but you're getting more
angry than anything else. How am I going to resolve
this problem? I am trying to be a course.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
The way you resolve this problem is carry back to
science school so you can learn.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What you need to so my anti can get the word.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
My ainty can't get the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
God anointed me to do style language at that church,
and I've been doing it for a long time and
I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
telling me that I'm not doing something right?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Do God know that? Does God know that my ain't
myrtle not getting the work because of you? Name?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Young man? Jesus, Please give me the strength to continue
on with this conversation. But you know what, Lord, I'm
gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
you ever call my mother freaking phone telling about I
ain't doing something? If I see you in this tree,
this can't I have this gonna go outside your God? Damns?
(05:04):
Did I miss myself? Clear?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Oh now you want to be calm? Now you're calm?
Now you match my tone.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't engaged. I can't believe you just got you
talking to me like that?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Are we done here?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord,
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment you.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
We've been on the phone in this world. You've been
stealing at me. I told you to match my tone.
Match my tone.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I am matching your tone. No, can I say? Can I?
Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
you mind? If I say something in this tone?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You're gonna hear a click and the dog real quick,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just want to tell you in this tone that
your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone
call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
In your tone, Nord, have mercy, Bonda, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor,
tell me you bet I put this on the radio.
Put this on the radio, Bonda. I'm you in Jesus name, Amen.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Radio.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I'm not playing any game time y. I think it's funny,
but this is my job here.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ah, you haven't doing there. I have to tell Jesus
give me a minute, because you was about to be
my pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want
to hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because
I have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please
forgive me.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Look, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
my tone, in my tone, And tell me in your tone,
what is the baddest radio.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Show in the land.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
In your tone, in my tone.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Come on now, first time back January twenty twenty four.
Come on now, give me some raising, some prank praise
up in here. I can't get it. You're still thank you,
thank you, King of Pranks.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
New Year, New stupid baby. I love it to death.
I'm getting ready for this weekend. I'm in at the
Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. At the Comedy Zone, a couple
of shows already sold. I got a couple of the
left Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. That's Friday, Saturday Sunday. The
Nephew will be there. Then I'm going to in Atlanta
(07:30):
Comedy Zone before. Oh yeah, you want to, you want
you want to? You want to come out this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh, nobody is stealing. I ain't stealing.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You stole the club date.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I was there first. Always your own people, so good.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh my gosh, be glad you're fix that madness boy.
Uh This Friday, Saturday Sunday, the Nephew Jacksonville, Florida. I
am at the Comedy Zone laid in the cut.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm on my way.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Let's see what date is at twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eight, Dayton, Ohio. Funny Bone. You've been there too,
Funny Bone, Dayton, Ohio. Hell yeah, I've been in a
funny Bone.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
And you know what.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
They stole the name of that club because your funny
bone is on the back of your elbow. Stole that
from there. We tired of this hill Man.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Shut all this stealing, okay, stealing, all right, let's.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
See if you can tip this one. And then February
the third, I am at the n y C Winery
n y C. Rhinery Winery, New York City, the winery
I would beat up for two shows on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
You do nowhere already on New York City, don't you? Okay,
New York I'm coming to out, but good.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Warning, not that you know who find out? Oh god.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
In that.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Just won't peach?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
All right? If you here we go. Coming up next
Strawberry letter. The subject is new Year, New Me. We'll
get into it right after this. You're listening Hard Morning
Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, the first of the new year.
The subject is new Year, New me. Will find out
what that's all about. And just a few because right
now it is time for the nephew and today's frank
phone call. What you got for its nef.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
This right here is can you hear me? Now? Can
you hear me now? Cat dog?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
If you would hello, I'm trying to speak to sister Lauren.
Please be my sister Lauren. This is Brother Davids from
the church. I don't know if you know me. You
might know me when you see me, but I don't
know if you just know me because we don't really
interact that much at the church. But I wanted to
give you a call. We got a bit of a
problem going on. Okay, okay, you got you get Do
(00:45):
you have a minute to talk?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
All right? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
How long have you been doing the uh the sign
you in the you know you in the ministry when
you do the sign language for the church, and you
know I notice you up there at least two Sundays
out of a out of the month. You've been doing
it quite a while, am I right?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So, yes, I've been doing it for over ten years.
But I'm a little confused as to why they're calling
about this time. I'm just a little to confused. I
don't know who you are. You say that. If I
see your face, I may know you. But what what
does this have to do with anything? Is how long
I have been doing style language? I know I've been
doing it for years. So how may I help you
(01:27):
with this? Do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, no, I'm not trying to learn any sign language.
Do you do you know miss everybody call him ms Murder?
Do you know Miss Murdle? Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I sure do, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, so Miss Murder that's that's that's that's that's one
of my aunties right there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Mss Murder lives.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Okay, And she gave you my number to call me.
I'm what what do you mean for me?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Did she get me?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, That's what I'm getting at. So, so you know,
you know my you know, my honest is death. You
know she's hearing it pain?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You know that? Right? Okay? Yes, So, so here's a problem.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I ain't murderless telling us that you're not doing the
sign language right, doing the service and like you're missing
some things in the scripture.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Or something that's incorrect. I've been doing this for a
very long time and i know what I'm doing. So
how you so she told you for me to tell
me that I'm not doing this aline correctly, let me say, let.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Me say this to you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I don't want us to get off on the road
for let me just say this to you. Once my
once my murder told us what was going on, you know.
We then went to one of the deacons and asked him,
you know, is that way we can uh have a meeting,
you know, with with with Sister Lawrence so we can
try to get this taken care of and talk about it.
He said, well, won't you just won't you just call
and y'all can just work it out. And and that's
(02:49):
how I'm calling you now. I hope you I don't
know if you're at work or whatever. I apologize, but
I'm just trying to get to the bottom up. Now,
let me go say this. If my ain't murders say
that you you ain't signing right, then Mi anie ain't lying.
That means your excuse me, that means you ain't signing right.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Really, so the pastor couldn't come to me, but he
but you figured you would just call me and tell
me that your auntie says that I'm doing incorrectly. That
doesn't make sense to me. How does she tell you that?
Did she sign it to you?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She signed language to her daughter. Listen, you ain't got
to worry about who she's signing too. What you need
to worry about is getting your getting your stuff together
all right, and learning how to do this the correct
way so that my aintie can get You know, Miami
needs to be getting the word like everybody else getting
the word, but she not getting it because you the
words getting lost in your hands.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
let's start with that. What I mean's that match my
tone because you're getting very loud and I can't hear
through all of that. All right, Okay, okay, I am
the situation you called my phone correct. You have a
(04:06):
problem that you're discusting with me, but you're getting more
angry than anything else. How am I going to resolve
this problem? I am trying to be a course.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
The way you resolve this problem is carry back to
science school so you can learn.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What you need to so my anti can get the word.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
My ainty can't get the gospel because you messing it up.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
God anointed me to do style language at that church,
and I've been doing it for a long time and
I will continue to do so. Don't call my phone
telling me that I'm not doing something right?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You know?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
But do God know that you're not doing it right?
Do God know that? Does God know that my ain't
myrtle not getting the work because of you? Name?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Young man? Jesus, Please give me the strength to continue
on with this conversation. But you know what, Lord, I'm
gonna be right back. Let me tell you something. Don't
you ever call my mother freaking phone telling about I
ain't doing something? If I see you in this tree,
this can't I have this gonna go outside your God? Damns?
(05:04):
Did I miss myself? Clear?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I cannot believe you talking to me like this.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Oh now you want to be calm? Now you're calm?
Now you match my tone.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't engaged. I can't believe you just got you
talking to me like that?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Are we done here?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So you think it's cool for you to tell the Lord,
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thank you, Lord. I needed a moment you.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
We've been on the phone in this world. You've been
stealing at me. I told you to match my tone.
Match my tone.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I am matching your tone. No, can I say? Can I?
Can I give you something else in this tone? Do
you mind? If I say something in this tone?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You're gonna hear a click and the dog real quick,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just want to tell you in this tone that
your friend von De Taylor got me to prank phone
call you. I am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
In your tone, Nord, have mercy, Bonda, Bonda Taylor, Bonda Taylor,
tell me you bet I put this on the radio.
Put this on the radio, Bonda. I'm you in Jesus name, Amen.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Radio.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I'm not playing any game time y. I think it's funny,
but this is my job here.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Listen, everything is fine.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Ah, you haven't doing there. I have to tell Jesus
give me a minute, because you was about to be
my pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want
to hear this, but I will be calling Bonda because
I have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please
forgive me.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Look, you gotta you gotta do this for me in
my tone, in my tone, And tell me in your tone,
what is the baddest radio.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Show in the land.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
In your tone, in my tone.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Come on now, first time back January twenty twenty four.
Come on now, give me some raising, some prank praise
up in here. I can't get it. You're still thank you,
thank you, King of Pranks.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
New Year, New stupid baby. I love it to death.
I'm getting ready for this weekend. I'm in at the
Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. At the Comedy Zone, a couple
of shows already sold. I got a couple of the
left Comedy Zone, Jacksonville, Florida. That's Friday, Saturday Sunday. The
Nephew will be there. Then I'm going to in Atlanta
(07:30):
Comedy Zone before. Oh yeah, you want to, you want
you want to? You want to come out this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh, nobody is stealing. I ain't stealing.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You stole the club date.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I was there first. Always your own people, so good.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh my gosh, be glad you're fix that madness boy.
Uh This Friday, Saturday Sunday, the Nephew Jacksonville, Florida. I
am at the Comedy Zone laid in the cut.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I'm on my way.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Let's see what date is at twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eight, Dayton, Ohio. Funny Bone. You've been there too,
Funny Bone, Dayton, Ohio. Hell yeah, I've been in a
funny Bone.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
And you know what.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
They stole the name of that club because your funny
bone is on the back of your elbow. Stole that
from there. We tired of this hill Man.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Shut all this stealing, okay, stealing, all right, let's.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
See if you can tip this one. And then February
the third, I am at the n y C Winery
n y C. Rhinery Winery, New York City, the winery
I would beat up for two shows on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
You do nowhere already on New York City, don't you? Okay,
New York I'm coming to out, but good.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Warning, not that you know who find out? Oh god.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
In that.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Just won't peach?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
All right? If you here we go. Coming up next
Strawberry letter. The subject is new Year, New Me. We'll
get into it right after this. You're listening Hard Morning
Show
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