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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How stupid do you want? Just let me know. You
know what I mean say, there's levels to your stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's levels of you know, from one to ten. I'll
be trying to figure out, you know, sometime I can't
gauge it right, So on this te to answer that
Steve won on this Thursday. I mean, I'm gonna give
you what you won't. Just tell me what the.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Level you want? How much? How many? He says one
to ten you can go from.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can go from one to twenty. Really, I can
actually pass him. But I'm talking about that stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, yes, yes, oh oh he's unmatched. Yeah, I think
it's off. He's unmatched. I don't know. I don't even
know why we're trying to put. He's gonna go past
whatever number you got exactly. It's off the charts all
the time. You're gonna break the rich.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You blow our minds without stupid. You can let me
see if I can blow your mind this morning. This
one right here is can your wife help me with
my thiesis? Then you're whifan helped me with my That's
what I'm talking about, cat dog, We're on our way, too, stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to ye.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, who who is it?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this is this Dowall?
Is this a husband?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this's me.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What's up? Hey? I man, listen, my mother is mystery man.
She goes to church with with with your wife's mom, uh,
with his mother and uh. I'm actually in middle school, man.
And they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse. But you say,
you say your mama go to church with my wife's
mama right right now?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
My mother she goes to church with with.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
With with Okay, then I, uh what I was calling
you for?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Damn? If you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going
I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man, I'm doing
my thesis for the end of the year, end of
the semester man for mad school. And they told me
your wife, you know that might be able to help
me out. So I was hoping I could talk to
her for a second.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
If you on mind, Yeah, hold on real quick, all right,
hold on, okay, you want to talk to you mama,
So you want to talk to you?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name is Ellis.
My mother did you go to church with your with
your mother? Huh? And they gave me your number that
you might be able to help me out with some stuff.
I'm in mad school right now. I'm studying to be
a gynecologist, and uh, that you might be able to
help me out with some things. I wanted to reach
out to you if it was cool.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, what's your name against Ellis? And your mom goes.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
To church with my mom's right?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay, right, okay?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What what? What? What I'm doing is, I'm doing my
thesis and you know, this is the this is my
big end of the year exam. And what I'm doing
is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed to
a report, so everything is gonna be on video. So
what I'm trying to do is actually get a time
where I can hook up with you and maybe examine
you and get all that on video.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
So you say you want to video tape, I would.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Be giving you you know, and I put you, you know,
your legs and the stirrups and all that, and just
video me doing the actual examination on you.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You want a video? You want to video tape him
giving me all, hey, what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You want to do? What again? Do well? See, I'm
working on my thesis, man, and what I'm doing my
thesis is gonna be a video. So I'm gonna actually
video myself giving your wife.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
What you coming when you want a video? Came my
wife with you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grade. Man.
You know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,
this is for the grade. You know your wife being
in the medical field.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
My wife? Are you talking about you?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You want a video? Came of my wife? We got
to look at it, man, you want you can't, no, man, look.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Said this from my blade. Man, this ain't but I
mean only the profession is.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Gonna walkt for I'm concerning you better go find somebody else.
You ain't to do my wife this again, man, my
name is Ellis.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Man. I told you know my mama, miss she go
to church.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
With Come on, I'm no, we don't know who.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We ain't never senior mama. Man, what you're trying to
do you ain't gonna do. No my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Man, All y'all, okay, We'll let me ask you something.
Don't she go in there and get anyway at least
once or twice a year.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, yeah, she nobody no adeo change son ideo taking
my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Man like that? But man, this it brothers.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Where gonna find somebody else?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That man may do all? Man, Man, I don't know.
You don't know your mama, doll? Y'all?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Man, okay, okay, can you put me on speakerphones? I
could talk to both y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, hell no, you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay. Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Talk about video taking my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Come mother. I just want to say this. Man, this
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got branked by your homeboy Doug.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Sure, baby, this is tell me talking about video taking
my wife?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah? What you got a boy named Doug?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Don't you hold?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
What you say? Who did that?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Doug?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Donny? I won't kick it, man, that's man. You don't
come about it. Oh no, man, you had me hot dude?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh man, y'all all right, man, my heart was being fair.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, man, hey, put what on the movie? Y'all? A
hell is man? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Hold all right? For let me see I seek hold on,
Uh go ahead, man.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Okay, Now what I got one thing? I gotta ask y'all,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And next time my wife goes back up in there making,
I'm going up in there, man, there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And there you have it fairly, and Carl, I expect
some praise from y'all this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's what I expect. Now. I expect some praise. Dranking
people's husbands? What does Why do you think that is cool?
Why do you think it's cool to do that? I
think that's what pranking business is about. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's dranking husbands, is pranking wives, it's dranking ministers. It's
pranking yeah, kids, I don't care, ain't nobody. I don't
draw the line. I don't Why are we drawing it?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well? Whoever thought about? Who did that? Anyway? Who got
damn drew the line? What is that about? I never
understood that anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The Nephew the Week zero Week zero Comedy Week zero
Comedy Jam's coming up Labor Day weekend, August and twenty ninth,
That is Friday night at the Botwell Auditorium in Birmingham, Alabama,
all right, big weekend for football, y'all don't want to
miss at Valdosta State versus Clark Atlanta, University of West
Alabama versus Fort Valley and it's all going down Labor
(07:21):
Day weekend. Okay, tickets are on sale right now, but
you're gonna jump it off Friday Night with Nephew time me,
Bill Bellafy, ms V and Moore. August twenty ninth, Well, Auditoria.
Tickets on sale right and now, okay, that's how we're
doing it. That's exactly what we're doing. Okay, right, all right, landing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
In the cut.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What's in September? September nineteenth and twenty the Nephew coming
to Huntsville, Alabama? All right at Levity Live Comedy Club
and Nephew will be there. So all my friends from
the Own.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Network yea loving Mayorville.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, coming, y'all. Wait, man, my nephew is coming, y'all way,
so y'all get ready. And Friday night, don't forget it
gets a little sexy on Friday, it does. Uh, you
want to tune into the Own Network.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But you can catch how are you talking like that?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Just you know you want to catch Thomas Miles hosting
hit TV show Ready to Love.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Where we are, I'm making sure you can find what
you're looking for. You know what I'm saying. My hand on,
you got my hand fall off. You don't want to
miss it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Ready to Love Baby ten seasons deep. I cannot complain.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Thank you you're listening.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Hardy Morning Show
How stupid do you want? Just let me know. You
know what I mean say, there's levels to your stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's levels of you know, from one to ten. I'll
be trying to figure out, you know, sometime I can't
gauge it right, So on this te to answer that
Steve won on this Thursday. I mean, I'm gonna give
you what you won't. Just tell me what the.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Level you want? How much? How many? He says one
to ten you can go from.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can go from one to twenty. Really, I can
actually pass him. But I'm talking about that stupid.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, yes, yes, oh oh he's unmatched. Yeah, I think
it's off. He's unmatched. I don't know. I don't even
know why we're trying to put. He's gonna go past
whatever number you got exactly. It's off the charts all
the time. You're gonna break the rich.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You blow our minds without stupid. You can let me
see if I can blow your mind this morning. This
one right here is can your wife help me with
my thiesis? Then you're whifan helped me with my That's
what I'm talking about, cat dog, We're on our way, too, stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to ye.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, who who is it?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this is this Dowall?
Is this a husband?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this's me.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
What's up? Hey? I man, listen, my mother is mystery man.
She goes to church with with with your wife's mom, uh,
with his mother and uh. I'm actually in middle school, man.
And they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse. But you say,
you say your mama go to church with my wife's
mama right right now?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
My mother she goes to church with with.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
With with Okay, then I, uh what I was calling
you for?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Damn? If you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going
I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man, I'm doing
my thesis for the end of the year, end of
the semester man for mad school. And they told me
your wife, you know that might be able to help
me out. So I was hoping I could talk to
her for a second.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
If you on mind, Yeah, hold on real quick, all right,
hold on, okay, you want to talk to you mama,
So you want to talk to you?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name is Ellis.
My mother did you go to church with your with
your mother? Huh? And they gave me your number that
you might be able to help me out with some stuff.
I'm in mad school right now. I'm studying to be
a gynecologist, and uh, that you might be able to
help me out with some things. I wanted to reach
out to you if it was cool.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, what's your name against Ellis? And your mom goes.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
To church with my mom's right?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay, right, okay?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
What what? What? What I'm doing is, I'm doing my
thesis and you know, this is the this is my
big end of the year exam. And what I'm doing
is I'm making my thesis a video and opposed to
a report, so everything is gonna be on video. So
what I'm trying to do is actually get a time
where I can hook up with you and maybe examine
you and get all that on video.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
So you say you want to video tape, I would.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Be giving you you know, and I put you, you know,
your legs and the stirrups and all that, and just
video me doing the actual examination on you.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You want a video? You want to video tape him
giving me all, hey, what you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You want to do? What again? Do well? See, I'm
working on my thesis, man, and what I'm doing my
thesis is gonna be a video. So I'm gonna actually
video myself giving your wife.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
What you coming when you want a video? Came my
wife with you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grade. Man.
You know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,
this is for the grade. You know your wife being
in the medical field.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
My wife? Are you talking about you?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You want a video? Came of my wife? We got
to look at it, man, you want you can't, no, man, look.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Said this from my blade. Man, this ain't but I
mean only the profession is.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Gonna walkt for I'm concerning you better go find somebody else.
You ain't to do my wife this again, man, my
name is Ellis.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Man. I told you know my mama, miss she go
to church.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
With Come on, I'm no, we don't know who.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We ain't never senior mama. Man, what you're trying to
do you ain't gonna do. No my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Man, All y'all, okay, We'll let me ask you something.
Don't she go in there and get anyway at least
once or twice a year.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, yeah, she nobody no adeo change son ideo taking
my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Man like that? But man, this it brothers.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Where gonna find somebody else?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
That man may do all? Man, Man, I don't know.
You don't know your mama, doll? Y'all?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Man, okay, okay, can you put me on speakerphones? I
could talk to both y'all.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, hell no, you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay. Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Talk about video taking my wife?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Come mother. I just want to say this. Man, this
is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got branked by your homeboy Doug.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Sure, baby, this is tell me talking about video taking
my wife?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah? What you got a boy named Doug?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Don't you hold?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
What you say? Who did that?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Doug?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Donny? I won't kick it, man, that's man. You don't
come about it. Oh no, man, you had me hot dude?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh man, y'all all right, man, my heart was being fair.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, man, hey, put what on the movie? Y'all? A
hell is man? Okay?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Hold all right? For let me see I seek hold on,
Uh go ahead, man.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Okay, Now what I got one thing? I gotta ask y'all,
what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Man?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And next time my wife goes back up in there making,
I'm going up in there, man, there.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And there you have it fairly, and Carl, I expect
some praise from y'all this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's what I expect. Now. I expect some praise. Dranking
people's husbands? What does Why do you think that is cool?
Why do you think it's cool to do that? I
think that's what pranking business is about. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's dranking husbands, is pranking wives, it's dranking ministers. It's
pranking yeah, kids, I don't care, ain't nobody. I don't
draw the line. I don't Why are we drawing it?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well? Whoever thought about? Who did that? Anyway? Who got
damn drew the line? What is that about? I never
understood that anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The Nephew the Week zero Week zero Comedy Week zero
Comedy Jam's coming up Labor Day weekend, August and twenty ninth,
That is Friday night at the Botwell Auditorium in Birmingham, Alabama,
all right, big weekend for football, y'all don't want to
miss at Valdosta State versus Clark Atlanta, University of West
Alabama versus Fort Valley and it's all going down Labor
(07:21):
Day weekend. Okay, tickets are on sale right now, but
you're gonna jump it off Friday Night with Nephew time me,
Bill Bellafy, ms V and Moore. August twenty ninth, Well, Auditoria.
Tickets on sale right and now, okay, that's how we're
doing it. That's exactly what we're doing. Okay, right, all right, landing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
In the cut.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
What's in September? September nineteenth and twenty the Nephew coming
to Huntsville, Alabama? All right at Levity Live Comedy Club
and Nephew will be there. So all my friends from
the Own.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Network yea loving Mayorville.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, coming, y'all. Wait, man, my nephew is coming, y'all way,
so y'all get ready. And Friday night, don't forget it
gets a little sexy on Friday, it does. Uh, you
want to tune into the Own Network.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But you can catch how are you talking like that?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Just you know you want to catch Thomas Miles hosting
hit TV show Ready to Love.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Where we are, I'm making sure you can find what
you're looking for. You know what I'm saying. My hand on,
you got my hand fall off. You don't want to
miss it.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Ready to Love Baby ten seasons deep. I cannot complain.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Thank you you're listening.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Hardy Morning Show
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