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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time for the nephew to bring on the
ignorance and the stupid and the funny with today's prank phone.
Call what you got for Charlie? Call it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I need some help. I need some child support help
this morning. Okay, child support help. It takes a village, y'all.
It takes a child support help.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay. You see what I'm saying, child support help. What
does he have to do with it? Yeah, I just
need his help. I just need him to claim the bank.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Dude, dude, I mean give him his money back. I
just need to you know, just where it ain't on
my on my paperwork. You see what I'm saying. It
takes a village, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It takes no. It doesn't. You make the baby you
paid daddy.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It takes a daddy.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Child support help. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Every now and then you get yourself in something, you
need somebody to help you out. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hello, Darious me. Who is it? Hey, Derek. My my
name is Lewis Man. Lewis I work at chech Up
there with you. We met when you first your first
week at the job. We met man, my name is Lewis.
I work on the third floor. You'll know me when
you see me, you say, said Lewis. Yeah, Lewis. I
don't remember, no Lewis. Man. You know, I met a
(01:18):
lot of people on that you know, that first day,
the first week. So I'm just really getting acclimatized because
it's to the whole situation. But I don't I remember.
It's all good. It's all good. I don't even worry
about it. Man. Let me ask you this hit though
I won't even been with us now, man uh man
about a strong musk. Man. I'm really enjoying it, man,
just really getting the swing and getting the hang everything.
So man, I'm just really enjoyed. It's a great company, man.
(01:41):
Just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself,
you know what I mean. So yeah, man, you know what, Man,
we can get you out man, because you know all
the brothers, Man, we get together hang out on certain nights.
You know, we like once a month, we might we
might get out on the thursdy minutes. You gotta come
hang out with him, and we got to get you out. Yeah, man, Okay, yeah, yeah,
I rather man. I'm they're trying to make new friends,
you know, show man. But I call you though. I
(02:04):
called you because I'm in a little bit of a jam, though, man,
And I was trying to get somebody to help me out. Man,
and by you being a you know, just came into
the company man, you know it might be something you
can actually help me out with. Man. I just you know,
I hate to come in and lean on the friendship
before we even even get started to hang out yet.
But I just I just need a little bit of help. Man.
I'm just hoping maybe you be opening and maybe helping
(02:25):
me out on something. I'm always willing to help a
brother out, bros. Just to fit and what's talk about,
you know what I'm saying. But okay, check this out, man.
I didn't really really want to tell nobody at the job,
you know, I ain't really trying to let nobody know
my business or whatever. But but here's the deal, man, dude,
I didn't got myself in a serious jam. Man. I
got I got a baby on the way, man, And
(02:48):
I got that. That's great, man, that's a great thing. No, no, no, no, no,
now listen, man, listen, listen. Hit me out though there,
I got I got a baby on the way. But
the same. This ain't this same, This ain't this ain't
from my wife. Man, you said, Oh, so I'm in
the now and the baby, dude, like in the next
(03:12):
you know, six weeks, the baby probably gonna be here,
but the tickeus are gone. But check us out here.
Here's what I was trying to get. Chip. You could
do for me? Man? Is it because any way because
I know you just now you probably you probably you
probably even got your second check yet, you know what
I'm saying. So wait, wait, but but is there any
(03:33):
way man, that you might maybe like clean this baby
for me on your on your uh uh uh. You
know where they take the child support out of your
out of your check. If they take the child support
out of your check out hook, But listen to me,
they take the child support out of your check. But
I'm gonna give it back to you. I'm gonna give
it back to you. I just don't want my wife
(03:54):
to find out. You see what I'm saying, Man? What wait?
Wait you mean it? I mean you're asking me about
money out my out my check. No, but I'm gonna
give it back to you every two weeks when you
get your check. Man, Man, you gotta be out your mind. Man,
(04:15):
I don't need no mother know you? Man? What's man? Man?
I got I got a wife, the kids of my own.
You got your man take god? But there listen to
the man oo man human reading who you got that
human resource? And take some money out of my mother check.
Somebody wants to take I got my mother, I got
(04:37):
a friend in human resources. Man, man, some money out
of my check. But then I got my own kids
to take care of this money coming out all chick
from all kids. You're something's wrong with you? How you
doing my mother anyway? Man? No? No, I got your
number from one of the one of the guys at
the job man, one of the working guys. Now, I
don't know understand what guys? Man, ain't you want to
(04:59):
fall talk to this man? Talk about we got a guy.
They got a guy that ain't nothing support. You can
hit me with this boys talk about that. Man, Hey,
I thought this. I thought that right now the red
mus stick starta coming out of my check man, or
we're gonna have some price. What's what's your name of kid?
Who is my name? Lewis Lewis? Who Louis who? My
(05:21):
name Lewis Lewis? I don't know. No, Lewis was many though.
Lewis's where I worked at. Man who we met? We
met the first couple of days you got there, Man
Lewis Man who is around taking money out my check? Man?
And no, all I'm saying, I'm gonna give you the
(05:43):
money back. I'm just saying all I'm saying. And dog,
not touch my what. I'm telling you that right now,
And we're gonna have problem. Hey Louis, Louis, how you spelling?
And Lewis man l o u l o u I
is dog I would I'm gonna hey, hey, it would
take something. I bet not seeing on Lewis in the morning.
(06:05):
I bet you that I that's what I bet. That's
you Donna dois in the morning. And who cry to
human resources? Playing and played on my money? You crazy man,
trying to hurt my wife, kill me. But I'm trying
to get I'm just trying to get you to look
out for me. I don't want my wife to find
this stuff out there. That's what I'm trying to look out.
Don't look out for me, Dan, what'll come look out
(06:26):
for me and my kids? They take your money out
of my shirt? No, just just just can you at
least maybe take twenty four hours. Just think about it. Man,
it ain't nothing enough, say took out man when it
comes to my money, man, try I'm gonna tell you what.
But I tell you what, Louis, You're gonna be there
tomorrow morning. Yeah, I'm got him. I'm not a marble.
(06:47):
I mean what you about to have? These white folks
see me performed? You're gonna have those seasons. I gramantee
you these white faces. I'm gonna be on the news,
I start praying with my money. Hey, you're gonna have
me show me and been on the job. Declaw. But
I tell you what, I tell you what. I'm gonna
lose that my somebody tell you my money. I guarantee
you that. I gloryee you. But hey, let me ask
(07:10):
you this, man, do you think Dwayne would have done
this for me? Did you think your cousin, Dwayne, do
you think he would have he would have cut from me?
But cousins? But what what what my cousin got to
do with this? Don Mary, let me tell you what
your cousin. Let me tell you what Dwayne got to
do with this? Is the one that put me up
to call you. That's his nephew Thomas from the Steve
(07:32):
Hall The Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
cousin Dwayne. Man. This is nephew till Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your cousin Dwayne got me to
prank call you brother. I mean man, hey, man, right,
(08:02):
I ain't got to check it. The don't even try
to get money out of the I mean boy, somebody
go whoop yo before we go telling this? What is
the baddest And I'm in the baddest radio show in
the lane, the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Either way you look at it, I did that. That's
all I want you to know. Oh wow. Either way
you look at it. The King, Thank you, Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And the King Week zero comedy Jamn the King August
twenty ninth, will be at the Barkwell Auditorium in Birmingham, Alabama.
Baby That is me and Bill Bellamy and special guest
Miss b in Birmingham. Tickets on sale right now. You
don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
It is time for the nephew to bring on the
ignorance and the stupid and the funny with today's prank phone.
Call what you got for Charlie? Call it.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I need some help. I need some child support help
this morning. Okay, child support help. It takes a village, y'all.
It takes a child support help.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay. You see what I'm saying, child support help. What
does he have to do with it? Yeah, I just
need his help. I just need him to claim the bank.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Dude, dude, I mean give him his money back. I
just need to you know, just where it ain't on
my on my paperwork. You see what I'm saying. It
takes a village, y'all.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It takes no. It doesn't. You make the baby you
paid daddy.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
It takes a daddy.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Child support help. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Every now and then you get yourself in something, you
need somebody to help you out. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hello, Darious me. Who is it? Hey, Derek. My my
name is Lewis Man. Lewis I work at chech Up
there with you. We met when you first your first
week at the job. We met man, my name is Lewis.
I work on the third floor. You'll know me when
you see me, you say, said Lewis. Yeah, Lewis. I
don't remember, no Lewis. Man. You know, I met a
(01:18):
lot of people on that you know, that first day,
the first week. So I'm just really getting acclimatized because
it's to the whole situation. But I don't I remember.
It's all good. It's all good. I don't even worry
about it. Man. Let me ask you this hit though
I won't even been with us now, man uh man
about a strong musk. Man. I'm really enjoying it, man,
just really getting the swing and getting the hang everything.
So man, I'm just really enjoyed. It's a great company, man.
(01:41):
Just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself,
you know what I mean. So yeah, man, you know what, Man,
we can get you out man, because you know all
the brothers, Man, we get together hang out on certain nights.
You know, we like once a month, we might we
might get out on the thursdy minutes. You gotta come
hang out with him, and we got to get you out. Yeah, man, Okay, yeah, yeah,
I rather man. I'm they're trying to make new friends,
you know, show man. But I call you though. I
(02:04):
called you because I'm in a little bit of a jam, though, man,
And I was trying to get somebody to help me out. Man,
and by you being a you know, just came into
the company man, you know it might be something you
can actually help me out with. Man. I just you know,
I hate to come in and lean on the friendship
before we even even get started to hang out yet.
But I just I just need a little bit of help. Man.
I'm just hoping maybe you be opening and maybe helping
(02:25):
me out on something. I'm always willing to help a
brother out, bros. Just to fit and what's talk about,
you know what I'm saying. But okay, check this out, man.
I didn't really really want to tell nobody at the job,
you know, I ain't really trying to let nobody know
my business or whatever. But but here's the deal, man, dude,
I didn't got myself in a serious jam. Man. I
got I got a baby on the way, man, And
(02:48):
I got that. That's great, man, that's a great thing. No, no, no, no, no,
now listen, man, listen, listen. Hit me out though there,
I got I got a baby on the way. But
the same. This ain't this same, This ain't this ain't
from my wife. Man, you said, Oh, so I'm in
the now and the baby, dude, like in the next
(03:12):
you know, six weeks, the baby probably gonna be here,
but the tickeus are gone. But check us out here.
Here's what I was trying to get. Chip. You could
do for me? Man? Is it because any way because
I know you just now you probably you probably you
probably even got your second check yet, you know what
I'm saying. So wait, wait, but but is there any
(03:33):
way man, that you might maybe like clean this baby
for me on your on your uh uh uh. You
know where they take the child support out of your
out of your check. If they take the child support
out of your check out hook, But listen to me,
they take the child support out of your check. But
I'm gonna give it back to you. I'm gonna give
it back to you. I just don't want my wife
(03:54):
to find out. You see what I'm saying, Man? What wait?
Wait you mean it? I mean you're asking me about
money out my out my check. No, but I'm gonna
give it back to you every two weeks when you
get your check. Man, Man, you gotta be out your mind. Man,
(04:15):
I don't need no mother know you? Man? What's man? Man?
I got I got a wife, the kids of my own.
You got your man take god? But there listen to
the man oo man human reading who you got that
human resource? And take some money out of my mother check.
Somebody wants to take I got my mother, I got
(04:37):
a friend in human resources. Man, man, some money out
of my check. But then I got my own kids
to take care of this money coming out all chick
from all kids. You're something's wrong with you? How you
doing my mother anyway? Man? No? No, I got your
number from one of the one of the guys at
the job man, one of the working guys. Now, I
don't know understand what guys? Man, ain't you want to
(04:59):
fall talk to this man? Talk about we got a guy.
They got a guy that ain't nothing support. You can
hit me with this boys talk about that. Man, Hey,
I thought this. I thought that right now the red
mus stick starta coming out of my check man, or
we're gonna have some price. What's what's your name of kid?
Who is my name? Lewis Lewis? Who Louis who? My
(05:21):
name Lewis Lewis? I don't know. No, Lewis was many though.
Lewis's where I worked at. Man who we met? We
met the first couple of days you got there, Man
Lewis Man who is around taking money out my check? Man?
And no, all I'm saying, I'm gonna give you the
(05:43):
money back. I'm just saying all I'm saying. And dog,
not touch my what. I'm telling you that right now,
And we're gonna have problem. Hey Louis, Louis, how you spelling?
And Lewis man l o u l o u I
is dog I would I'm gonna hey, hey, it would
take something. I bet not seeing on Lewis in the morning.
(06:05):
I bet you that I that's what I bet. That's
you Donna dois in the morning. And who cry to
human resources? Playing and played on my money? You crazy man,
trying to hurt my wife, kill me. But I'm trying
to get I'm just trying to get you to look
out for me. I don't want my wife to find
this stuff out there. That's what I'm trying to look out.
Don't look out for me, Dan, what'll come look out
(06:26):
for me and my kids? They take your money out
of my shirt? No, just just just can you at
least maybe take twenty four hours. Just think about it. Man,
it ain't nothing enough, say took out man when it
comes to my money, man, try I'm gonna tell you what.
But I tell you what, Louis, You're gonna be there
tomorrow morning. Yeah, I'm got him. I'm not a marble.
(06:47):
I mean what you about to have? These white folks
see me performed? You're gonna have those seasons. I gramantee
you these white faces. I'm gonna be on the news,
I start praying with my money. Hey, you're gonna have
me show me and been on the job. Declaw. But
I tell you what, I tell you what. I'm gonna
lose that my somebody tell you my money. I guarantee
you that. I gloryee you. But hey, let me ask
(07:10):
you this, man, do you think Dwayne would have done
this for me? Did you think your cousin, Dwayne, do
you think he would have he would have cut from me?
But cousins? But what what what my cousin got to
do with this? Don Mary, let me tell you what
your cousin. Let me tell you what Dwayne got to
do with this? Is the one that put me up
to call you. That's his nephew Thomas from the Steve
(07:32):
Hall The Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
cousin Dwayne. Man. This is nephew till Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your cousin Dwayne got me to
prank call you brother. I mean man, hey, man, right,
(08:02):
I ain't got to check it. The don't even try
to get money out of the I mean boy, somebody
go whoop yo before we go telling this? What is
the baddest And I'm in the baddest radio show in
the lane, the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Either way you look at it, I did that. That's
all I want you to know. Oh wow. Either way
you look at it. The King, Thank you, Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And the King Week zero comedy Jamn the King August
twenty ninth, will be at the Barkwell Auditorium in Birmingham, Alabama.
Baby That is me and Bill Bellamy and special guest
Miss b in Birmingham. Tickets on sale right now. You
don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
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