July 16, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 lines himself up perfectly for an @$$ whoopin' by talking to a husband about his wife posing in a swimsuit calendar.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up better about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is there's
something he needs to know. All right, we'll find out
what that's all a bit about and see if she'll
tell him in a bit. But right now it is
time for the nephew in today's prank phone call what
you got for his neph You.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Know, I got something for you, and and call them
I got something for y'all? What is it? What is it?
This is the church calendar? Sureley, you would be what
July you know on the calendar, Caul, uh my birthday month.
That's what you're doing it on October? Is that what
(00:39):
you That's it right there? You would be you would
be in October, you understand, and uh you know, uh
you know this ain't with no robes on.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
That this ain't with no robes on. Just letting y'all know.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Is just a headshot.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Is that what you think? It is? Like? What our duties?
Not the church? You're saying we ain't doing here? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, okay, church calling. But let's go care though, y'all
know what to hear. Y'all know what I'm talking about here?
Come on, Kat too, much.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Allison. Allison, Alison,
she's not here, man, she had work as a speaking Hey,
this is this is brother Lester, brother lefty. How you
doing today? All right? Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay,
oh but my right, right right right? You're a husband
right with Jared. I'm sure? Yeah. This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay,
(01:40):
I met you a couple of times, Jered Wayne seen
you in a minute though.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Man, I've been working on Sundays and I said it.
I was gonna try to make it, but I told her,
you know, I want to get involved. You know, this
year it's gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you,
that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number
when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure?
Is this about, you know, send us something. What's going on?
Actually the Single Ministry, man, I'm over the Single Ministry
and we're raising some money. So we're actually putting together
a calendar, and we wanted her to give us a
(02:11):
call about it. Okay, so let me let me get
let me give my number real quick. Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay, you said a calendar. So the church is doing
the calendar. But is it like the couples like we
come in like how it'd always be like the couples.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Come in and be like this is mister and missus.
I mean a calendar? No, no, no, what we're doing to see,
a lot of the guys got together. What we're gonna
do is a mount swimsuit calendar. And we're gonna be
trying to put that together. Man, So let me give
you my number, man, because I want to call all
the guys were saying, if she get on the calendar,
he'll probably get solid.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa wo wo let's
slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at
the church.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church
to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm saying, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute. You call it for us my wife to
be in it, and you sure you got the right
number because where there?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I mean, because your wife is Alison?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Right, Yes, my wife is Alison. First of all did
what's this man about? All the guys, y'all got together,
y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.
Oh God, hold my tongue right, man, because I'm suying.
I don't understand where you're going with this.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidget. She gonna be
miss March June is like pretty much in the middle
of the year, we want your wife to be the
big centerphold.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Please please tell me you're not tired of my house
this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
a swimsuit calendar. But then on top of that, y'all
a'll got together, y'all voted that y'all want my wife
to be in a swim to calendar. Fay Church.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, well what wait a minute, jer I mean look
at this on the positive side, man, what this is?
See like I say, we raising money for the Singles
Ministry and the Single Minute getting ready to go on
a big trip.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
But my won got to do with the Singles Ministry.
She's knowing it made I don't want the people that
the Tingles Ministry. Why you telling talking about my wife
and busing something like this. You told them that, oh
Jesus help me.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Hey, man, you you should feel honored man that your wife.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Is looking at my wife like that. Man, we coming
in there and we try to get help and we
try to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time
about y'all want my wife to be in a swim suit? Contest? Man,
do you understand what that is?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
They ain't number some pennies made, So y'all good at
my wife time? Y'all want my wife to hit a pennies?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Seeing what you gotta understand, Jero, This right him means
for the single ministry, which we got a big trip
coming up, so we raising money.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Fuck, what do y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It's not something you do at the church.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You have car washes mad without man, we watched cars man,
y'all talking about Canada? Man? What are you doing with it?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
What type of church is this?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Fi? Turning two Maine, see Joe that the difference is
on this whole thing, man, don't be upset about what
it is that man, we don found something that ain't
no other church done. Before you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The reason ain't no other church done is because this
is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something
like this?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey? Dog? You got to understand listen. We got sister Gigrit,
we got Sister Vickie.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Okay, none, you said the things that signed out on it.
You got these women in the church and that they
gonna put on swim suits.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list.
We got them on our list.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Because I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with you?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What is wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Hey man, listen, just to help us get start it.
Do you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Look, man, I ain't giving you no picture of my wife,
but no swimsuit.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Man. No, this is just something we're trying to do
for the ministry. Dude.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You know what are you at the church and you
work at.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The church full time part time? I'm at the church.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, are you there there?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be
there for Cloverhurs later on this evening.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, what time do cloprahears to start?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Left? Seven o'clock? But why you What's what I want
you to do is for me before you go to herds.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So can you just be right in the front right quick.
I just want to we need to meet personally, right quick,
lesser me and you. So I'm gonna come to the
rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to face
because this over the phone and out and this is
not working right now. And I need to meet the
person that's calling my howel talking about my wife doing
all the idiotic type. So let's meet right in the front. Brother,
(06:23):
first you go to sing, I got something for you
to sing, gay bouts, So meet me in the front, man,
please before you go in, Lester, because we ain't gonna
talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk
about this in person.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay. First of all, I mean you gotta calm down. Man,
Why don't even understand why you already like you know what? Yeah,
I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So it started at seven.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is
gonna work for us. This is gonna help your calender
get out the way that you really really needed to
get out. Man, I got something for you that's gonna
help this calls. Please be outside at six fifty five.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Please don't go on there. I'm gonna be outside. Can
you bring a picture with you?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
a nice pitchure for you.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside
waiting on you when you get there. You and who
Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
We're gonna be right outside in front of the church.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh man, who did this?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Man? Hey? Man, your brother Jason told me the prank phone?
Call you man, God Man, you know you know what
you said? Tell him, I said, if that food came
to church more often, he would know that this is
a prank phone.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Come, oh dad, I'm glad it is.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Can you just imagine how to draw up to that
church acting the food? A man?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
There, I got I gotta ask you this here, Man,
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Land, man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Man, Now you have it, y'all feel a little uncomfortable
now with y'all't man being on the telege? What that's
not the right word.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
On your phone?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's it? What if I get y'all in some wet robes.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh God, you can.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Put them in some wet robes.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I hate you and your.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Cat saying that just home on the robe on you
just just dripping wet right there.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I don't even like your church.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am I shooting my TV show
Ready to Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love,
but I'm also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club.
That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The
Nephew is in town. Tickets and own sale right now now.
I said it, Ay, Shirly, it's on you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Coming up next.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Strawberry letter subject he stole my wife right from under me. Wow,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Dave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up better about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is there's
something he needs to know. All right, we'll find out
what that's all a bit about and see if she'll
tell him in a bit. But right now it is
time for the nephew in today's prank phone call what
you got for his neph You.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Know, I got something for you, and and call them
I got something for y'all? What is it? What is it?
This is the church calendar? Sureley, you would be what
July you know on the calendar, Caul, uh my birthday month.
That's what you're doing it on October? Is that what
(00:39):
you That's it right there? You would be you would
be in October, you understand, and uh you know, uh
you know this ain't with no robes on.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
That this ain't with no robes on. Just letting y'all know.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Is just a headshot.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Is that what you think? It is? Like? What our duties?
Not the church? You're saying we ain't doing here? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, okay, church calling. But let's go care though, y'all
know what to hear. Y'all know what I'm talking about here?
Come on, Kat too, much.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Allison. Allison, Alison,
she's not here, man, she had work as a speaking Hey,
this is this is brother Lester, brother lefty. How you
doing today? All right? Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay,
oh but my right, right right right? You're a husband
right with Jared. I'm sure? Yeah. This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay,
(01:40):
I met you a couple of times, Jered Wayne seen
you in a minute though.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Man, I've been working on Sundays and I said it.
I was gonna try to make it, but I told her,
you know, I want to get involved. You know, this
year it's gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you,
that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number
when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure?
Is this about, you know, send us something. What's going on?
Actually the Single Ministry, man, I'm over the Single Ministry
and we're raising some money. So we're actually putting together
a calendar, and we wanted her to give us a
(02:11):
call about it. Okay, so let me let me get
let me give my number real quick. Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay, you said a calendar. So the church is doing
the calendar. But is it like the couples like we
come in like how it'd always be like the couples.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Come in and be like this is mister and missus.
I mean a calendar? No, no, no, what we're doing to see,
a lot of the guys got together. What we're gonna
do is a mount swimsuit calendar. And we're gonna be
trying to put that together. Man, So let me give
you my number, man, because I want to call all
the guys were saying, if she get on the calendar,
he'll probably get solid.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa wo wo let's
slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at
the church.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church
to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I'm saying, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait
a minute. You call it for us my wife to
be in it, and you sure you got the right
number because where there?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I mean, because your wife is Alison?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Right, Yes, my wife is Alison. First of all did
what's this man about? All the guys, y'all got together,
y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.
Oh God, hold my tongue right, man, because I'm suying.
I don't understand where you're going with this.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidget. She gonna be
miss March June is like pretty much in the middle
of the year, we want your wife to be the
big centerphold.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Please please tell me you're not tired of my house
this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
a swimsuit calendar. But then on top of that, y'all
a'll got together, y'all voted that y'all want my wife
to be in a swim to calendar. Fay Church.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, well what wait a minute, jer I mean look
at this on the positive side, man, what this is?
See like I say, we raising money for the Singles
Ministry and the Single Minute getting ready to go on
a big trip.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
But my won got to do with the Singles Ministry.
She's knowing it made I don't want the people that
the Tingles Ministry. Why you telling talking about my wife
and busing something like this. You told them that, oh
Jesus help me.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Hey, man, you you should feel honored man that your wife.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Is looking at my wife like that. Man, we coming
in there and we try to get help and we
try to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time
about y'all want my wife to be in a swim suit? Contest? Man,
do you understand what that is?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
They ain't number some pennies made, So y'all good at
my wife time? Y'all want my wife to hit a pennies?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Seeing what you gotta understand, Jero, This right him means
for the single ministry, which we got a big trip
coming up, so we raising money.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Fuck, what do y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It's not something you do at the church.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You have car washes mad without man, we watched cars man,
y'all talking about Canada? Man? What are you doing with it?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Man?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
What type of church is this?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Fi? Turning two Maine, see Joe that the difference is
on this whole thing, man, don't be upset about what
it is that man, we don found something that ain't
no other church done. Before you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The reason ain't no other church done is because this
is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something
like this?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey? Dog? You got to understand listen. We got sister Gigrit,
we got Sister Vickie.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Okay, none, you said the things that signed out on it.
You got these women in the church and that they
gonna put on swim suits.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list.
We got them on our list.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Because I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with you?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Man?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What is wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Hey man, listen, just to help us get start it.
Do you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Look, man, I ain't giving you no picture of my wife,
but no swimsuit.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Man. No, this is just something we're trying to do
for the ministry. Dude.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
You know what are you at the church and you
work at.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
The church full time part time? I'm at the church.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Okay, are you there there?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be
there for Cloverhurs later on this evening.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, what time do cloprahears to start?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Left? Seven o'clock? But why you What's what I want
you to do is for me before you go to herds.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So can you just be right in the front right quick.
I just want to we need to meet personally, right quick,
lesser me and you. So I'm gonna come to the
rehearsal and then let's talk about this face to face
because this over the phone and out and this is
not working right now. And I need to meet the
person that's calling my howel talking about my wife doing
all the idiotic type. So let's meet right in the front. Brother,
(06:23):
first you go to sing, I got something for you
to sing, gay bouts, So meet me in the front, man,
please before you go in, Lester, because we ain't gonna
talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk
about this in person.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay. First of all, I mean you gotta calm down. Man,
Why don't even understand why you already like you know what? Yeah,
I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven. So it started at seven.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is
gonna work for us. This is gonna help your calender
get out the way that you really really needed to
get out. Man, I got something for you that's gonna
help this calls. Please be outside at six fifty five.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Please don't go on there. I'm gonna be outside. Can
you bring a picture with you?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
a nice pitchure for you.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside
waiting on you when you get there. You and who
Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
We're gonna be right outside in front of the church.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh man, who did this?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Man? Hey? Man, your brother Jason told me the prank phone?
Call you man, God Man, you know you know what
you said? Tell him, I said, if that food came
to church more often, he would know that this is
a prank phone.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Come, oh dad, I'm glad it is.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Can you just imagine how to draw up to that
church acting the food? A man?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
There, I got I gotta ask you this here, Man,
what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Land, man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Man, Now you have it, y'all feel a little uncomfortable
now with y'all't man being on the telege? What that's
not the right word.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
On your phone?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's it? What if I get y'all in some wet robes.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh God, you can.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Put them in some wet robes.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I hate you and your.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Cat saying that just home on the robe on you
just just dripping wet right there.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I don't even like your church.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am I shooting my TV show
Ready to Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love,
but I'm also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club.
That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The
Nephew is in town. Tickets and own sale right now now.
I said it, Ay, Shirly, it's on you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Coming up next.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Strawberry letter subject he stole my wife right from under me. Wow,
we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
the Dave Harvey Morning Show.
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