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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, were going down to the church. You know church people.
I love pranking them. We're going down to the church.
Right here is a church fee, church feed church all right, yeah,
we got feed. We got church feed. What you ain't
gonna do and be coming up in church late? You know,
you'll pay a late fee if I got If I
catch you coming in here late, you're gonna pay a fee.
All right, y'all gonna get yourself together when y'all come
(00:21):
into the House of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's go catch Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach us
the church. Hey, you got her? Hey? How you doing?
This is? This is brother Glenn from the church.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hey, brother Glenn, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good. Did you enjoy
service boring?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh? I enjoyed it past the past brought it down?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, Oh my god. That was a word for me,
right right, right right?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
So what do I owe the pleasure of this call?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I wanted to give you some information that the that
the church has come up with, and we wanted to
let you know what was going on before next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I didn't interrupt, No, no, I actually I may sound
a little a little off, a little bit I'm trying
to get getting ready for my little Davis, my little darlings,
and I'm trying to your voice sounds so familiar to me.
It just sounds so familiar, trying to place that voice.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, well, you've seen me at the church quite a
few times.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I think I have I'm just trying to place it.
I can't place it right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now, but well, nevertheless, I just wanted here's what's going
on now. You're aware that for the last the last
six Sundays, you've been actually coming into service late. Have
you realized that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but you know, yes,
I have. I have my reasons though.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay, okay, well here's what's going on. The officials at
the church have gotten together and this is what they've
decided on, is that anybody who is late starting next Sunday,
there would be a fifteen dollar charge for that for
coming in and disrupting services. Fastest tired of service being
disrupted by people walking in late.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That that could not come at a word time. I
don't have fifteen dollars to give, don't. I don't have it.
Oh look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that were late. I
am we are doing our best. I have three kids.
I have three young kids, two seven and nine, and
(02:19):
they are a handful, and we do the best that
we can to get the church on time. And and
to tell you when we get there, it's doing praise
and worship. I mean, Pats ain't even preaching yet.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sorry, sir, I know it's not pass is not up yet,
but he's he's stating that people coming in. It just
seems very disruptive to the service that's going on. That's
so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,
you know, to let you know that if you are
late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you
fifteen dollars a late charge and actually you won't be
able to even come in until you until you pay
(02:55):
fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I can't even get in church with we Look, okay, look,
I don't I don't owe nothing. I don't owe you
no explanations. But I need to tell you something. We are,
me and my kids for the last few Sundays that
we've been late. It's because my car broke down. We
are on the bus man public transportation.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, I mean, and I understand, I understand outside civilitized
with everything that you're going through.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
But why are you called if you understand? Why are
you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what
I'm going through?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well I didn't that first of all. I didn't know
what you were going Why are you raising your voice
at me? Why are you? Did you just raise your
voice at me?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know what? You know what I think? You're raising
your voice at you? How dare you call me about this?
About a feat? And I'm there at church. I got
my key in there, trying to raise them up and
the way they should go, just like the Bible say.
And you know why I gotta do this and why
I'm lated why we got to catch the bus? Do
you understand why that is?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Brother Glenn, No, I do not.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That is because they they Daddy is ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And yes it's Tracy. You got to calm down a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ooh, Jesus help me. Jesus help me, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, listen, here's the deal. All I can do is
tell you this. I hope you can make it. Maybe
you can catch it earlier bus, you know what I mean,
and get that a little earlier. But I'm just stating
the facts that as of next Sunday. If you come
in late, it's fifteen dollars late fee, and that's what
you'll pay in order to get in the service.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You know what, Well, maybe next Sunday I just won't
be there. How about that? You know I'm already working
six days a week. The only day I have office Sunday.
I'm breaking my back. Do you know I work two jobs.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I work two.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Jobs, and they always trying to take money out of
my check, always trying to pull me here and there,
and I'm always tired. I get two hours of sleep
and then now the church wants to dump another fifteen
dollars charging me for being at church. Well that's what
I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But you're coming in late though, Sister Tracy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know what, you know what, late ain't bad. Okay,
I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm
getting there the best way that I know how. For oh,
the bus I have to put my kids on the
school bus, and long that I have to put them
on the school bus, that I have to get on
the bus to myself to work because I don't have
a car, because they daddy ain't doing nothing nothing for them.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you? I need
(05:13):
to understand Diddy number one, it's what hit Daddy for two,
he in jail, been there about five years, he ain't
And Daddy number three, she decided to go ahead and
walk out. And I ain't heard from that trade in
about seven months.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
He knows we struggling. He had to nerve to take
my wallet too. You don't even understand what I'm going through.
You don't even understand that I'm trying to make a
better life for me and my children.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
There is one one thing, Sister Tracy, that the Church
wants you to know before next Sunday that you definitely
need to know.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
One more thing does the church want me to know?
It's I fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The Chase just wants you to know that this is
nephew towm me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your
sister Patrece got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I am gonna walk You know I ain't got time
for that. You know I ain't got time for that.
Oh for trees.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You sister got you, all right?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I got something for her? How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
She told what she said she taked my sister carpros down.
She says, she got these kids, she op me are
struggling and struggling, and she's trying to make it. But
you gotta give a hard time. She just wanted, she wanted,
she wanted you to put she wanted to put a
smile on your face.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What she well, you want being settled out, I'm gonna
have to say she did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Wow, Now that I know you, y'all were joking, And
now I know this is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby, what's the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Babies, there we go, folks.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is that nephew? It's that ignorant, It's that stupid. It's
that nephew. All right, and you just heard earlier who
is more ignorant? Bill Bellamy and the Nephew will be
August twenty night, Friday night. But well, Auditorium, Birmingham, Alabama.
It is week zero, comedy jam, it is week zero.
Of course, they got the big football games, Valdosta State
(07:19):
against Clarke, Atlanta University, West Alabama against Fort Valley, and
that's all going down Saturday night, but on Friday night,
it's where the stupidity starts. And that's where you want
to start. You want to start with stupidity, streight, ignorance.
That's how you start a labor day weekend. All right?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All minds clapp with that, Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And it's not sixty some outfifth, it's like four or five.
You know that was an exagerate. I didn't know you
changed that many times. I never did that, you know,
I got different. Yeah, I got that from Patty the Bill.
You do that a lot. Yeah, the Megan stars do that.
You know what I'm saying. I was like, oh, you
got that from Patty LaBelle Okay, yeah, yeah, you knew
(08:05):
you'd have done it. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying,
were moving across this country.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's me. I'm not Friday Night.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
If you don't, if you're not in the city of Birmingham.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Then you'll catch me. I'm ready to love. I'll be
there on the own network.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, and we're coming up on one hundred and fifty episodes.
So hey, hey, hey, come on, Okay, what you got Yeah, baby,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Nephew.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Congratulations, Yeah he got ten times. But don't worry about
me though, dog Please think, do you know? I tell
people all the time it's hard to catch somebody still
running though.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
Ah, were going down to the church. You know church people.
I love pranking them. We're going down to the church.
Right here is a church fee, church feed church all right, yeah,
we got feed. We got church feed. What you ain't
gonna do and be coming up in church late? You know,
you'll pay a late fee if I got If I
catch you coming in here late, you're gonna pay a fee.
All right, y'all gonna get yourself together when y'all come
(00:21):
into the House of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's go catch Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach us
the church. Hey, you got her? Hey? How you doing?
This is? This is brother Glenn from the church.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hey, brother Glenn, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good. Did you enjoy
service boring?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh? I enjoyed it past the past brought it down?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, Oh my god. That was a word for me,
right right, right right?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
So what do I owe the pleasure of this call?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I wanted to give you some information that the that
the church has come up with, and we wanted to
let you know what was going on before next Sunday.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I didn't interrupt, No, no, I actually I may sound
a little a little off, a little bit I'm trying
to get getting ready for my little Davis, my little darlings,
and I'm trying to your voice sounds so familiar to me.
It just sounds so familiar, trying to place that voice.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, well, you've seen me at the church quite a
few times.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I think I have I'm just trying to place it.
I can't place it right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now, but well, nevertheless, I just wanted here's what's going
on now. You're aware that for the last the last
six Sundays, you've been actually coming into service late. Have
you realized that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but you know, yes,
I have. I have my reasons though.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay, okay, well here's what's going on. The officials at
the church have gotten together and this is what they've
decided on, is that anybody who is late starting next Sunday,
there would be a fifteen dollar charge for that for
coming in and disrupting services. Fastest tired of service being
disrupted by people walking in late.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That that could not come at a word time. I
don't have fifteen dollars to give, don't. I don't have it.
Oh look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that were late. I
am we are doing our best. I have three kids.
I have three young kids, two seven and nine, and
(02:19):
they are a handful, and we do the best that
we can to get the church on time. And and
to tell you when we get there, it's doing praise
and worship. I mean, Pats ain't even preaching yet.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sorry, sir, I know it's not pass is not up yet,
but he's he's stating that people coming in. It just
seems very disruptive to the service that's going on. That's
so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,
you know, to let you know that if you are
late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you
fifteen dollars a late charge and actually you won't be
able to even come in until you until you pay
(02:55):
fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I can't even get in church with we Look, okay, look,
I don't I don't owe nothing. I don't owe you
no explanations. But I need to tell you something. We are,
me and my kids for the last few Sundays that
we've been late. It's because my car broke down. We
are on the bus man public transportation.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, I mean, and I understand, I understand outside civilitized
with everything that you're going through.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
But why are you called if you understand? Why are
you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what
I'm going through?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well I didn't that first of all. I didn't know
what you were going Why are you raising your voice
at me? Why are you? Did you just raise your
voice at me?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know what? You know what I think? You're raising
your voice at you? How dare you call me about this?
About a feat? And I'm there at church. I got
my key in there, trying to raise them up and
the way they should go, just like the Bible say.
And you know why I gotta do this and why
I'm lated why we got to catch the bus? Do
you understand why that is?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Brother Glenn, No, I do not.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That is because they they Daddy is ain't.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
And yes it's Tracy. You got to calm down a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Ooh, Jesus help me. Jesus help me, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, listen, here's the deal. All I can do is
tell you this. I hope you can make it. Maybe
you can catch it earlier bus, you know what I mean,
and get that a little earlier. But I'm just stating
the facts that as of next Sunday. If you come
in late, it's fifteen dollars late fee, and that's what
you'll pay in order to get in the service.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You know what, Well, maybe next Sunday I just won't
be there. How about that? You know I'm already working
six days a week. The only day I have office Sunday.
I'm breaking my back. Do you know I work two jobs.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I work two.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Jobs, and they always trying to take money out of
my check, always trying to pull me here and there,
and I'm always tired. I get two hours of sleep
and then now the church wants to dump another fifteen
dollars charging me for being at church. Well that's what
I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But you're coming in late though, Sister Tracy.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You know what, you know what, late ain't bad. Okay,
I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm
getting there the best way that I know how. For oh,
the bus I have to put my kids on the
school bus, and long that I have to put them
on the school bus, that I have to get on
the bus to myself to work because I don't have
a car, because they daddy ain't doing nothing nothing for them.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you? I need
(05:13):
to understand Diddy number one, it's what hit Daddy for two,
he in jail, been there about five years, he ain't
And Daddy number three, she decided to go ahead and
walk out. And I ain't heard from that trade in
about seven months.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
He knows we struggling. He had to nerve to take
my wallet too. You don't even understand what I'm going through.
You don't even understand that I'm trying to make a
better life for me and my children.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
There is one one thing, Sister Tracy, that the Church
wants you to know before next Sunday that you definitely
need to know.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
One more thing does the church want me to know?
It's I fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The Chase just wants you to know that this is
nephew towm me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your
sister Patrece got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I am gonna walk You know I ain't got time
for that. You know I ain't got time for that.
Oh for trees.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You sister got you, all right?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I got something for her? How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
She told what she said she taked my sister carpros down.
She says, she got these kids, she op me are
struggling and struggling, and she's trying to make it. But
you gotta give a hard time. She just wanted, she wanted,
she wanted you to put she wanted to put a
smile on your face.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What she well, you want being settled out, I'm gonna
have to say she did.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Wow, Now that I know you, y'all were joking, And
now I know this is nephew Tommy.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby, what's the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Babies, there we go, folks.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is that nephew? It's that ignorant, It's that stupid. It's
that nephew. All right, and you just heard earlier who
is more ignorant? Bill Bellamy and the Nephew will be
August twenty night, Friday night. But well, Auditorium, Birmingham, Alabama.
It is week zero, comedy jam, it is week zero.
Of course, they got the big football games, Valdosta State
(07:19):
against Clarke, Atlanta University, West Alabama against Fort Valley, and
that's all going down Saturday night, but on Friday night,
it's where the stupidity starts. And that's where you want
to start. You want to start with stupidity, streight, ignorance.
That's how you start a labor day weekend. All right?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All minds clapp with that, Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
And it's not sixty some outfifth, it's like four or five.
You know that was an exagerate. I didn't know you
changed that many times. I never did that, you know,
I got different. Yeah, I got that from Patty the Bill.
You do that a lot. Yeah, the Megan stars do that.
You know what I'm saying. I was like, oh, you
got that from Patty LaBelle Okay, yeah, yeah, you knew
(08:05):
you'd have done it. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying,
were moving across this country.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's me. I'm not Friday Night.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
If you don't, if you're not in the city of Birmingham.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Then you'll catch me. I'm ready to love. I'll be
there on the own network.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Okay, and we're coming up on one hundred and fifty episodes.
So hey, hey, hey, come on, Okay, what you got Yeah, baby,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Nephew.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Congratulations, Yeah he got ten times. But don't worry about
me though, dog Please think, do you know? I tell
people all the time it's hard to catch somebody still
running though.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You're listening. Hardy Morning Show
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