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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nepht All.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Right, sure be going down to the church.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This right here is the Church Gospel Quiz. The Church
Gospel Quiz. There's a white guy married to a black woman.
So if you're gonna come to our church, there's some
things you need to know. There's some things you need
to you know, there's some customs that you need to
(00:27):
be aware of. All right, this is what what we're
gonna do, is we're gonna go through the Church Gospel
Quiz so we can get him on the same path
that we own, because because you know, that's that's just
how we do. When you come up in our church,
you need to know how we roll. Okay, all right,
cat dog, if you would the Church Gospel Quiz.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
This is Grant, our Grand Grant Stephens. Right. Yes, Hey,
this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from mouth Side
Line Missionary Baptist. Shared you you and your wife just
joined a couple of weeks ago, am I right?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes, Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out
to you. I know you guys have started the uh
the orientation and from my understanding, you you finished one
one class of the orientation. You got three more to go?
Is that right? Yes? All right, all right, all right.
So first of all, I want to say welcome to
(01:27):
my mouth. Sign that, and and I hope you are
enjoying yourself. I know that you and your wife are
a mixed couple. You you're a Caucasian and she's she's black.
Are you Are you liking the church so far? Grant?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Absolutely, we really are enjoying it. We completed our first
orientation and uh yeah, so far, we're really enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, Okay, I catch it at a bad time.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I am at work right now, but it's okay.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I've got a couple, I've got a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Couple of minutes, okay, okay. I just wanted to call you, man.
I was worried, I know you because I don't think
you noticed. But you are the first Caucasian to join
our church, and I just want to make sure you
kind of knew the language and just just kind of
knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's
certain sins and different things I think you should know,
(02:18):
so that you know. I just don't want you to
say that the wrong thing while you at the church,
if that makes sense. Okay, okay, So what I wanted
to do, like I wanted to give you a little
Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if
you could let me know where you are, you know,
if you're on a lower level or a high level
(02:39):
as far as being knowledgeable about the Black church like steel,
this blank in for me, grant And if you don't matter,
I just want to take a little bit of time
and I'll let you get back to work. But first
of all, give a blank to God. What would go
in that blank? Right there? First of all, give a
blank to God?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Well, all I can think of something has give give
thanks to God.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see what
it is is. First of all, give a honor to
y'all all right, remember that. First of all, give an
honor the God.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You got that, okay, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
the blank of my life? What what? What? What goes
in the blake? First of all, give an honor to God,
who is the blank of my life, the love of
my life. No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong.
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
(03:37):
the head of my life.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Are you sure that?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm sorry? Okay, I was just are you sure?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh? I'm definitely sure about man. Don't, don't. Don't. What
I don't want you to do is question what I know.
I'm from the Black Churldren. I know you. No, I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I wasn't questioning you, sir, I wasn't question I'm sorry.
I just always heard it that way.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But okay, So so I'm trying to give you the
understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You know what I'm saying, I understand.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm just I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm I apologize.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Now, look, I don't know these answers, obviously, but I've
got a meeting. I got to get you here in
a minute like this. I'm curious if everyone in the
church gets these stone calls.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well wait a minute, Wait a minute, grand I know
what you have a meaning, But what's more important your
meeting or knowing your position at the Black Church. What's
more important?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I really don't have time for this right now. I
can't believe it's actually happening like does your pastor even
know that you're calling you right now?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, no, I took the liberty of myself. What I
realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try
to help you so you would know what to do
when you're in the black church when people are saying
certain things you Okay, okay, Grant if you don't, man,
just do this for me, Grant, Like, do you know
what hooping is?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Hooping?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Like, who's a hooping?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, hooping is when the pastor is at the in
of his sermon. So listen to this. Oh got him night?
Do that funny? If you if you would, Grant?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh hell, oh god, oh mighty.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, no, no more, come on you wo me? Oh no.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
God him, I gott.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh no, no, yeah,
oh God, hold mighty.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, Hey, gret do you think maybe it's possible. Day mean,
you could have some sessions before you come back to
the church and I can prepare you more.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Hey man, let's listen.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You have caught me at a really bad time, and
I'm quite honestly just so frustrated. Like I've never heard
of a quiz like this.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm really extended to be like, do you guys not
want me to don't hear a church?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
More like, as matter of fact, dude, you should be
calling my wife right now.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
She's black.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, she should already know the coolest questions you the ones.
Don't know why I'm gonna call her, I said, call you.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I am at work right now. I have a meeting
to get you in just a minute. I don't know
what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
And I hold on a second. I have got to
close my office door. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I have never ever received a phone call like this
in my life, and you better be lucky.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I mean, I want to talk to your pastor. I
am going to talk to him next Sunday. No joke.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I didn't mean to put you to get hostile
like that. I didn't mean to get you. I didn't
mean to upset you or nothing like that. Cannot Can
I say something else to you?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
One last thing?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And I have to go, Okay, I just want to
let you know that this is nephew. Tell me from
the Steve harbit More on the show, your wife Carolyn
got me to brank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Shut up. Shut I am so I am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh you're good. You are.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm all right, man, I'm all right a little embarrassed,
but I'm alright.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Gret you gotta do it for me one more time?
Oh talk?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh no, oh yeah, god.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, man, look at do this for me. Tell me
what is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show
in the lane, the.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
And now you have it right there, right down, Come on,
come on, get just just just just give me my problems.
Maybe maybe today I need some some some praise and
pranks up in here?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Can I get some praise?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Thank you can't? Can't nobody? Well you know that's.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Only one, you know he needs that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, well let me know. I am but only one on.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
This show doing prank. So I guess you is the best.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh lord, that's that's that's how they do it. I
This coming weekend, I am in Memphis, Tennessee, Memphis Baby soundstage,
that's right, sound stage, Graceland. The Nephew is coming to
town in the.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Greatest one ever. Did that too?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Huh yeah, yeah, I am and Lexington, Kentucky gonna be
the greatest come through there in March.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yes what what? Oh yeah? You are.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
All right, I'm a nephew.
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for his nepht All.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Right, sure be going down to the church.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
This right here is the Church Gospel Quiz. The Church
Gospel Quiz. There's a white guy married to a black woman.
So if you're gonna come to our church, there's some
things you need to know. There's some things you need
to you know, there's some customs that you need to
(00:27):
be aware of. All right, this is what what we're
gonna do, is we're gonna go through the Church Gospel
Quiz so we can get him on the same path
that we own, because because you know, that's that's just
how we do. When you come up in our church,
you need to know how we roll. Okay, all right,
cat dog, if you would the Church Gospel Quiz.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
This is Grant, our Grand Grant Stephens. Right. Yes, Hey,
this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from mouth Side
Line Missionary Baptist. Shared you you and your wife just
joined a couple of weeks ago, am I right?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes, Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out
to you. I know you guys have started the uh
the orientation and from my understanding, you you finished one
one class of the orientation. You got three more to go?
Is that right? Yes? All right, all right, all right.
So first of all, I want to say welcome to
(01:27):
my mouth. Sign that, and and I hope you are
enjoying yourself. I know that you and your wife are
a mixed couple. You you're a Caucasian and she's she's black.
Are you Are you liking the church so far? Grant?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Absolutely, we really are enjoying it. We completed our first
orientation and uh yeah, so far, we're really enjoying it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, Okay, I catch it at a bad time.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I am at work right now, but it's okay.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I've got a couple, I've got a.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Couple of minutes, okay, okay. I just wanted to call you, man.
I was worried, I know you because I don't think
you noticed. But you are the first Caucasian to join
our church, and I just want to make sure you
kind of knew the language and just just kind of
knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's
certain sins and different things I think you should know,
(02:18):
so that you know. I just don't want you to
say that the wrong thing while you at the church,
if that makes sense. Okay, okay, So what I wanted
to do, like I wanted to give you a little
Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if
you could let me know where you are, you know,
if you're on a lower level or a high level
(02:39):
as far as being knowledgeable about the Black church like steel,
this blank in for me, grant And if you don't matter,
I just want to take a little bit of time
and I'll let you get back to work. But first
of all, give a blank to God. What would go
in that blank? Right there? First of all, give a
blank to God?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Well, all I can think of something has give give
thanks to God.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see what
it is is. First of all, give a honor to
y'all all right, remember that. First of all, give an
honor the God.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
You got that, okay, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
the blank of my life? What what? What? What goes
in the blake? First of all, give an honor to God,
who is the blank of my life, the love of
my life. No, no, see that's that's that's that's wrong.
First of all, give an honor to God, who is
(03:37):
the head of my life.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Are you sure that?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm sorry? Okay, I was just are you sure?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh? I'm definitely sure about man. Don't, don't. Don't. What
I don't want you to do is question what I know.
I'm from the Black Churldren. I know you. No, I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I wasn't questioning you, sir, I wasn't question I'm sorry.
I just always heard it that way.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But okay, So so I'm trying to give you the
understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You know what I'm saying, I understand.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm just I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm I apologize.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Now, look, I don't know these answers, obviously, but I've
got a meeting. I got to get you here in
a minute like this. I'm curious if everyone in the
church gets these stone calls.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well wait a minute, Wait a minute, grand I know
what you have a meaning, But what's more important your
meeting or knowing your position at the Black Church. What's
more important?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I really don't have time for this right now. I
can't believe it's actually happening like does your pastor even
know that you're calling you right now?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, no, I took the liberty of myself. What I
realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try
to help you so you would know what to do
when you're in the black church when people are saying
certain things you Okay, okay, Grant if you don't, man,
just do this for me, Grant, Like, do you know
what hooping is?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Hooping?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Like, who's a hooping?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, hooping is when the pastor is at the in
of his sermon. So listen to this. Oh got him night?
Do that funny? If you if you would, Grant?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh hell, oh god, oh mighty.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, no, no more, come on you wo me? Oh no.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
God him, I gott.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh no, no, yeah,
oh God, hold mighty.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, Hey, gret do you think maybe it's possible. Day mean,
you could have some sessions before you come back to
the church and I can prepare you more.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Hey man, let's listen.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You have caught me at a really bad time, and
I'm quite honestly just so frustrated. Like I've never heard
of a quiz like this.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm really extended to be like, do you guys not
want me to don't hear a church?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
More like, as matter of fact, dude, you should be
calling my wife right now.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
She's black.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, she should already know the coolest questions you the ones.
Don't know why I'm gonna call her, I said, call you.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I am at work right now. I have a meeting
to get you in just a minute. I don't know
what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
And I hold on a second. I have got to
close my office door. This is so embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I have never ever received a phone call like this
in my life, and you better be lucky.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I mean, I want to talk to your pastor. I
am going to talk to him next Sunday. No joke.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Well, I didn't mean to put you to get hostile
like that. I didn't mean to get you. I didn't
mean to upset you or nothing like that. Cannot Can
I say something else to you?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
One last thing?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
And I have to go, Okay, I just want to
let you know that this is nephew. Tell me from
the Steve harbit More on the show, your wife Carolyn
got me to brank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Shut up. Shut I am so I am so sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh you're good. You are.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm all right, man, I'm all right a little embarrassed,
but I'm alright.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Gret you gotta do it for me one more time?
Oh talk?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh no, oh yeah, god.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay, man, look at do this for me. Tell me
what is the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show
in the lane, the.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
And now you have it right there, right down, Come on,
come on, get just just just just give me my problems.
Maybe maybe today I need some some some praise and
pranks up in here?
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Can I get some praise?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Thank you can't? Can't nobody? Well you know that's.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Only one, you know he needs that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, well let me know. I am but only one on.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
This show doing prank. So I guess you is the best.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh lord, that's that's that's how they do it. I
This coming weekend, I am in Memphis, Tennessee, Memphis Baby soundstage,
that's right, sound stage, Graceland. The Nephew is coming to
town in the.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Greatest one ever. Did that too?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Huh yeah, yeah, I am and Lexington, Kentucky gonna be
the greatest come through there in March.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yes what what? Oh yeah? You are.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
All right, I'm a nephew.
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