August 13, 2024 • 9 mins
The Nephew tells a 47 year church usher to change her attitude.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he's afraid of a competition.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Which you see he's competing with. I should say what
he's competing with.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's coming up too, But right now the nephew is
here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What you got for his neph Well, we.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
All grew up in the church, every last one of
us on this show up in the church. And there's
one position in the church that you respect. There's one
that you just do not cross the line with this particular.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Position, and that is the usher boy. Usher boy, all right, yes,
is the usher lady. You don't use.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Not a game. You don't cross the usher lady at all.
You never crossed. It is not a game, cat dog
if you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
This is how doing uh.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Good good evening to you. Ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I don't mean to be giving you a call this
late in the evening, but I I am the new
youth minister.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Minus which new Youth Minisota what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh, he's no longer with the church anymore. Man.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, oh my, now, well.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm not at liberty to speak upon that.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But but what I was doing is getting around and
making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone
yet and I wanted to reach out to everyone at
the church.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But listen, let me, let me get down to some more.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Business, because I've I've spoken with the pastor.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Uh, we spoke Bishop, I know you, but this bishop Okay,
I spoke with him on yesterday, and we have narrowed
some things down of a few changes are going to
be making at the church.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And what we want to do is one of the
major subjects that have come up, sister, is that we're
wanting you, if at all possible, and the deacons we're
in on this meeting as well, but wanting you to
change your attitude when people are coming in and you're
seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to the point
where they think.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You're wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute, wait,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I had a meeting on me Well, it wasn't a meeting.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I don't listen here. I've been ushering on that usher
board for forty seven years. I am the senior usher
on that uncerboard, and I've been trying to be nuts
about it. But I don't understand how y'all don't have
a meeting without me, first of all, but now you
won't call here and tell me that you're gonna have
you having a meeting on me about me being nice,
(02:50):
always nice.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To be the problem with that sounds.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Manna some board. You know this don't make no okay?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What that's actually my call, ma'am, is that maybe we
figured if I would call and speak with you about
the matter, that maybe we can get to some type
of uh rectifying this situation.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
To where we can We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna
rectify you calling me this time of night, teme I
some meeting. This don't make no time, And I don't
appresionate you calling me any time of night. Away, Bishop,
I need to speak the bishop.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Bishop.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I've been at this church for forty seven years. I've
been say, oh, my life, this don't make no type
of sense. You calling me here with this mess is
often to make me cause I'm trying to be a question.
But y'all not gonna ask me to be a Christian.
She's just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess
we're telling me about something.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Be nice, well, ma'am that that, sir, that they're having
problems when you're seeding the people, and that's all that
we're trying to get rectified.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
People don't want to sit down. They want to go
over here, they want to go over there. They want
to have the children run to and throw It's like
a bunch of demons a while he's just bucking around
in the trusch like they ain't got no sense. And
I'm not gonna have it in my section.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
My section is gonna be strife, and I understand it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Let you know what, sister, uh, I think if we
did this, if you would do me a favor and
hold your phone, and if you would just bow your
head right now for me, maybe we can come to
to get to get the man up.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What am I buying my head for? I ain't nothing bad.
If we can throws as clean, it's hospital coffee. It
don't make no sapless, But what did I buy my head?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
If you could, maybe, if you could close your eyes, sister.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Sister, I want now, I said, you called me and
woke me up out of my fleet with this mess.
Come out from meeting. I am very annoyed at this
and I don't appreciate it. I'm gonna tell you right now,
I'm gonna speak to me now.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Father. We asked that you looked down upon sister.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We asked that you look down upon her right now,
right now, ask that you put a smile on her
face on Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy
in her heart on Sunday morning, asking that you draw
all the pain that she in, the anguish that she
might be going through. Whatever demon there is inside, We
asked that you draw that demon out.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We asked that you poured that demon away from sister
right now.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Any of your name, we asked all of these blessings
to come, because.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I don't appreciate this boy. I don't even know who
you is. All of my number.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
A pastor gave me the number and asked me to
call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We haven't met yet, and I am the new You know,
he don't.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
He don't act that way. And it's bishop for the
third time. I've told you boys be respectful of the folks.
See that's what ms maningrid.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me, let me, let me say this right.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Here's sister and maybe this will shed some light on
things a little bit.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Clear up, I'm trying to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
This is nephew Timy from a Steve Harvey morning show.
You just got pranked by sister who is also a
user at the church and mission there about this.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
This is a messing. But we already that.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, yes, this don't make.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
No sense, Lord him, but this is embarrassing. Oh my god,
this is show.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yes, ma'am, that's that's that's that's my uncle. This this
is just a joke.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Though, manimming yes, o lord, how you doing timming?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You're doing sister?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Am?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
So this is I am? I am in.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Do you listen to the showy?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I never would have my be on that. Oh lord,
jo oh my god, got me on this radio? Sister
did this here to you? Well how about it, y'all
call me back and we get sisters. How we do that?
We do we will do a plak on her bills
(07:03):
and a couple of bills, you know, because you shove
a little they got all her business.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show? And Little Thomas and hold
the mother, little cheering them, little gad Germany. She is
so cute.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I love us, Lord, this is so y'all.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm so sorry, Please forgive me Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Uh huh, now you have it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Come on here, play too much with the church and
you're gonna pull You're gonna put Bishop in front of
his name. That's what you don't. Don't put bishop in
front of his name. All right, get it right now.
You're not gonna disrespect mission, okay, because I don't what.
I don't appisaate it crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I do not.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Allright, Get ready, Buffalo, New York. We're getting close, baby,
We're getting real close. The Nephew Timmey's House Party Comedy Jam.
It is Saturday, August at thirty first at the Shape
Performing Arts Center. Tickets are still on sale right now.
The Nephew is come to town and considering it his.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I will be wearing white, so why don't you wear
white with me along with the nephew. I look cold
in my white. I look tall in it. You know
what I'm saying, I look tall. I look six too
when I wear white. So come on out and see me.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, well I look six two when I well white.
I'm just telling you look six too. I really do.
I'm telling when these people down there lord and they
looking up, I really look six to me. I really do.
When he looking up on the day.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh but when they stand up to leave, they realize
what they what are they?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Safety? Ah? Get ready about some down I thought that was.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Nephew Thommas coming in at six y two.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letters.
Subject he's afraid of the competition.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he's afraid of a competition.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Which you see he's competing with. I should say what
he's competing with.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's coming up too, But right now the nephew is
here with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What you got for his neph Well, we.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
All grew up in the church, every last one of
us on this show up in the church. And there's
one position in the church that you respect. There's one
that you just do not cross the line with this particular.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Position, and that is the usher boy. Usher boy, all right, yes,
is the usher lady. You don't use.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Not a game. You don't cross the usher lady at all.
You never crossed. It is not a game, cat dog
if you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
This is how doing uh.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Good good evening to you. Ma'am.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I don't mean to be giving you a call this
late in the evening, but I I am the new
youth minister.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Minus which new Youth Minisota what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh, he's no longer with the church anymore. Man.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
No, oh my, now, well.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm not at liberty to speak upon that.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
But but what I was doing is getting around and
making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone
yet and I wanted to reach out to everyone at
the church.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But listen, let me, let me get down to some more.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Business, because I've I've spoken with the pastor.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Uh, we spoke Bishop, I know you, but this bishop Okay,
I spoke with him on yesterday, and we have narrowed
some things down of a few changes are going to
be making at the church.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And what we want to do is one of the
major subjects that have come up, sister, is that we're
wanting you, if at all possible, and the deacons we're
in on this meeting as well, but wanting you to
change your attitude when people are coming in and you're
seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to the point
where they think.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
You're wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute, wait,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I had a meeting on me Well, it wasn't a meeting.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I don't listen here. I've been ushering on that usher
board for forty seven years. I am the senior usher
on that uncerboard, and I've been trying to be nuts
about it. But I don't understand how y'all don't have
a meeting without me, first of all, but now you
won't call here and tell me that you're gonna have
you having a meeting on me about me being nice,
(02:50):
always nice.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To be the problem with that sounds.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You twenty seven.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Manna some board. You know this don't make no okay?
What is it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
What that's actually my call, ma'am, is that maybe we
figured if I would call and speak with you about
the matter, that maybe we can get to some type
of uh rectifying this situation.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
To where we can We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna
rectify you calling me this time of night, teme I
some meeting. This don't make no time, And I don't
appresionate you calling me any time of night. Away, Bishop,
I need to speak the bishop.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Bishop.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
I've been at this church for forty seven years. I've
been say, oh, my life, this don't make no type
of sense. You calling me here with this mess is
often to make me cause I'm trying to be a question.
But y'all not gonna ask me to be a Christian.
She's just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess
we're telling me about something.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Be nice, well, ma'am that that, sir, that they're having
problems when you're seeding the people, and that's all that
we're trying to get rectified.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
People don't want to sit down. They want to go
over here, they want to go over there. They want
to have the children run to and throw It's like
a bunch of demons a while he's just bucking around
in the trusch like they ain't got no sense. And
I'm not gonna have it in my section.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
My section is gonna be strife, and I understand it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Let you know what, sister, uh, I think if we
did this, if you would do me a favor and
hold your phone, and if you would just bow your
head right now for me, maybe we can come to
to get to get the man up.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
What am I buying my head for? I ain't nothing bad.
If we can throws as clean, it's hospital coffee. It
don't make no sapless, But what did I buy my head?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
If you could, maybe, if you could close your eyes, sister.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Sister, I want now, I said, you called me and
woke me up out of my fleet with this mess.
Come out from meeting. I am very annoyed at this
and I don't appreciate it. I'm gonna tell you right now,
I'm gonna speak to me now.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Father. We asked that you looked down upon sister.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
We asked that you look down upon her right now,
right now, ask that you put a smile on her
face on Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy
in her heart on Sunday morning, asking that you draw
all the pain that she in, the anguish that she
might be going through. Whatever demon there is inside, We
asked that you draw that demon out.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
We asked that you poured that demon away from sister
right now.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Any of your name, we asked all of these blessings
to come, because.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I don't appreciate this boy. I don't even know who
you is. All of my number.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
A pastor gave me the number and asked me to
call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We haven't met yet, and I am the new You know,
he don't.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
He don't act that way. And it's bishop for the
third time. I've told you boys be respectful of the folks.
See that's what ms maningrid.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Let me, let me, let me say this right.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Here's sister and maybe this will shed some light on
things a little bit.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Clear up, I'm trying to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
This is nephew Timy from a Steve Harvey morning show.
You just got pranked by sister who is also a
user at the church and mission there about this.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
This is a messing. But we already that.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yes, yes, this don't make.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
No sense, Lord him, but this is embarrassing. Oh my god,
this is show.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yes, ma'am, that's that's that's that's my uncle. This this
is just a joke.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Though, manimming yes, o lord, how you doing timming?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You're doing sister?
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Am?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
So this is I am? I am in.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Do you listen to the showy?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I never would have my be on that. Oh lord,
jo oh my god, got me on this radio? Sister
did this here to you? Well how about it, y'all
call me back and we get sisters. How we do that?
We do we will do a plak on her bills
(07:03):
and a couple of bills, you know, because you shove
a little they got all her business.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show? And Little Thomas and hold
the mother, little cheering them, little gad Germany. She is
so cute.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I love us, Lord, this is so y'all.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm so sorry, Please forgive me Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Uh huh, now you have it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Come on here, play too much with the church and
you're gonna pull You're gonna put Bishop in front of
his name. That's what you don't. Don't put bishop in
front of his name. All right, get it right now.
You're not gonna disrespect mission, okay, because I don't what.
I don't appisaate it crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I do not.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Allright, Get ready, Buffalo, New York. We're getting close, baby,
We're getting real close. The Nephew Timmey's House Party Comedy Jam.
It is Saturday, August at thirty first at the Shape
Performing Arts Center. Tickets are still on sale right now.
The Nephew is come to town and considering it his.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I will be wearing white, so why don't you wear
white with me along with the nephew. I look cold
in my white. I look tall in it. You know
what I'm saying, I look tall. I look six too
when I wear white. So come on out and see me.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, well I look six two when I well white.
I'm just telling you look six too. I really do.
I'm telling when these people down there lord and they
looking up, I really look six to me. I really do.
When he looking up on the day.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh but when they stand up to leave, they realize
what they what are they?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Safety? Ah? Get ready about some down I thought that was.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Nephew Thommas coming in at six y two.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letters.
Subject he's afraid of the competition.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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