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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Certainly I got a colorful adoption. Colorful adoption? What does
that mean? All right, we're gonna call this black lady
and get her trying to see if we can get
her to adopt these white kids. We just yeah, we're
gonna work at that colorful adoption.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a valerie. Valerie, this is Hill. Listen,
my name is Katheen. I'm from Adoptions. I'm giving you
a call. I'm sure you're aware that we're coming by tomorrow,
and uh, we're great. First of all, I wanted to
say thank you for being a part of this adoption
thing for Black History. We really greatly appreciate what you're doing.
(00:38):
We want you to know that we have your scheduled
tomorrow that we're going to drop two Caucasian kids off
at your household and uh, hello.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You're gonna drop them off at my house right right?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Uh? Are you familiar with what's going on with colorful?
Now you're okay? Let me well wait a minute, hang on.
You your name has been submitted to us that you
are volunteering to take in two Caucasian kids here during
Black History Month, and you're going to teach them as
much as you can about black history for a week.
(01:12):
They're going to be with you for seven days. How
many rooms do you have in your apartment so we
can make sure that the kids have adequate spacey?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Can you tell me who submitted my name?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Ma'am? Can you tell me? Uh? Do you guys have
a back door so that you know there's an as
an access? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm sorry, where are you calling from again?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I am calling from for adoptions. But what I do
need to know is I do need to know where
the kids have transportation? Do you have a vehicle that
is definitely yours?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
The kids won't have transportation?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm sorry you're asking me. No, who are you again?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
My name is Kadeen, ma'am, I'm calling for adoptions, okay?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And who submitted my who submitted my information?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Do you have adequate space to accommodate the children?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Who submitted my name to you to say that I
was gonna take two more? Two more?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Ma'am, I'm asking you do you have adequate space? And
do you are you going to be having enough food
to you know, for the food for the kids.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I know because I have three children, I'm trying to
feed these three over here? And no, I don't have
enough food to feed two more children.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Now you're calling me, and who gave.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
You my information?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Ma'am? I'm going to ask you another time. How many
bedrooms do you have in your apartment units so we
can make sure that the should be kids are accommodated properly.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
No, don't bring you any kids to my house.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't care, no.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What color they are and what you need? Who submitted
my information to you?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, ma'am, let me ask you something. How long have
you had How long have you been on your job?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay? What the I don't know?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Hell, mom, I mean your name has been submitted.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
By Okay, let's say that's I'm not interested. You know
if you two kids? About two white kids?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Right? And my h No, ma'am, I don't.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Oh no, we're not. No, that's okay. I don't have time.
I worked ten dollars a day. I don't have time
for this. It's okay.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You can drop the you.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Know what's gonna happen to them? You dropping, mama? They
it's gonna be right where you dropped them out there
when you come back to get them next week.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, Okay, have you. Somebody has submitted your name that
you don't mind volunteering to take you that you can
take them to.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
The who submitted my name can't come to that. I
don't need them.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't need them.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I work ten dollars a day, can't come to whoever submits.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
How about you take them submib. I'm I work for
the agency, ma'am. I'm I'm here to try and get
these kids a great place to get educated.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And that's okay.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I'm not even saying nobody, no, no, thank you? And
you have ever told you did take them to.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Take them to that.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I have three children on my own, I'm taking care
of a will.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Tell you that. I don't know exactly who submitted your name.
All I know is that that they said that you
would be good as far as taking care of the
children and teaching them about black history.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Kids to them. I told you this.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Excuse, ma'am, I don't you know. Like I said, I'm
working here adoptions and I'm y' who do you work for?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And I don't have three kids of my own. I
worked ten hours a day that I'm teaching about black.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
History life, Okay, I mean it? Is it a problem
teaching two more children and two Caucasian children who probably
don't know as much about Black history.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It is a problem. I worked ten hours a day,
I got three, so I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Feed on my own. What are you what you need
to take them children to?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
That who told you to bring them to me?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
How about that, ma'am, I don't know. I'm not a
little bity to give out the names on who exactly
submitted your name.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I want the name of the black who polloge you
to bring some kids to my I even at the
kid's wife.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I want the name of the bell told you that.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
That's what I want. I remember, I don't have their
names in front of me. I don't I told you.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
To bring me two kids tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Like I said, I don't know who told me that.
All I know is we're scheduled to drop them off
at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
What of they from there? I sell when you come
back to get them. I didn't sign up for any
more kid.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Give me the name of the person who told you
to bring me, said, I don't have the name in
front of me, And actually I'm not at liberty to
let you know who submitted your name. All I know
who was scheduled to drive two kids off at ten
o'clock tomorrow. Did you know?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I don't know what the I've been asking you how
to sign me up to bring two white kids. I
don't even have a problem with the kids being white.
They could be Mexican agents. That's not the point. Who
gave you?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't know who you means your name? I don't
know that.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh no, you about to know who gave you my
information because they don't not even been to my house.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
All I know is, ma'am, I'm skearted to bring those
kids over there at ten o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, Oh that's who them saw you that say, don't
bring no kids to my house. I don't even care
if they wife, just two more kids to my mouse
carrieus curious.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I will see you in the morning, Miss Valerie. Okay,
I have one more thing I need to tell you
about tomorrow. Are you listening? You? Are you listening?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm listening. You have to say me right now.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
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You just got pranked by your coworker name.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'll do three kids and ain't.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Oh gosh, I got you. I'm all right, all right, Valerie.
I got one more thing to ask you. What is
what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
radio show in the.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Land, Steve every morning and so.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
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and Franks up in here this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Come on, you kind of were because R Junior was
imitating you and he does it great.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Just here was he.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Junior?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Nail?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, I see here we go, Franks and praise right
now to.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
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