June 7, 2024 • 8 mins
Fool #1 calls a woman to tell her that condoms were found in her husbands dry cleaning order. It's only condom sense.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It
is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
why would my husband pay for her vacation. We'll get
into it find out what's really going on there. Yeah,
right now it is time because he's stupid. It is
time for Junior and for the nephew with today's prank
(00:22):
phone called what you got Junior?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
All right, today's prank is condom cleaners. Condom cleaners, let's
go and get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Come on, okay, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Toka.
This is how you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners.
I'm the manager over here.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Listen, did you bring some clothes in this morning?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh no, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, well listen, we got an order that was dropped
off this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's a couple of suits, some business shirts and a
few other things. But there's actually been some articles actually
left in the clothing, so.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Probably brought that down.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, he dropped about this morning. It was dropped off
like around seven this morning. But we got it's got,
it's worked.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Just like about a.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hundred bucks cash in the pocket. There's a couple of
business cards. Uh, there's there's a cup link here. I
looked all over. It's only one cup link and then
there's two condoms in here. So I wanted to see
if you guys wanted me to put this in a
plastic bag or something and have it have it?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can you repeat what was left in there?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Again? Well, like I said, we got a uh is
it like right out? A hundred maybe a hundred and
five bucks of cash. Uh, there's a business card from
an insurance company. There's another business card for uh what
it's this? This is? Uh? What else was left right right?
I'm trying to tell you about all the business cards.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Don't I'm not interested in the business card because you
said something else.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, No, there's a pufflink that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here. We were
looking all over the bag to see if we can
find it, but we don't see that either. What one
else is in his pocket? Like I said, you got
you got one hundred dollars in here? There's some No, no, no, no,
you have said something to me. There's yes, there's business cards.
(02:20):
There's an insurance car for some business cards.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You said something.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Else, a coupling, man, there's a coupling in here that
we can come.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
We said something else.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh okay, well the last week. There's two condoms in here? Hello,
what did did you say? Like I said, there's one
hundred dollars in here, there's no business.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Did you say did you say there was some condoms
in there?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
There's two? There's two extra large commons in here. Hello,
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure this is my husband?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well it has uh? I mean maybe you know the
itels man, this is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit. That's that sounds that.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Sounds familiar, But I'm not understanding what's that was condoms?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
The phone woman? That the phone number that I called
the numbers that's attached to this actual order. So, I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this
is this his number? Your home number? Was your seal?
What the number is this? This is our house number?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I just don't believe you know what what you're telling me,
because we just celebrated our our anniversary last week, and this.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Is what what? What? What? What? I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
First about we marry and we never used condoms? And
then you look calling me talking about you got condoms
left in his suit coat pocket? I'm not understand, Okay,
I know he ain't checking on me.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, not not, I mean not necessarily. I mean you
know they could have been there.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Why why he would have Knel's in his pocket? That
just don't make any damn sense. If we marry and
we don't use kind of don want of what you
have kind of in his pocket?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that one. I guess my main reason is that
you want me to wa wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
Did you clean the suit.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Or no, we haven't cleaned it. I just I just
start talking stuff and I don't want you.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't want you to clean up things. And all
those articles that that you said. I want you to
put it. I want you to I want you to
put everything, including them damn condals. I want you to
put it in the bag. I want you to put
it in the bag, don't clean nothing. But if I'm
gonna come up there and I'm gonna pick everything up.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like I said,
my name is Brad, and I'll be here if you
want me to. If you want me to put him
to the side, I'll I won't clean him. I'll just
put him to the side and I leave him in
the same laundry bag he had when he dropped them all.
I'm Chris.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't believe that. I ain't gave it. I'm the
good years of my life and he's gonna turn around
the cheat on me. You make sure you don't clean
up thing, because I'm an SERIENSI on that my damn self.
You put all that in the back. I'm gonna call
my job and let him know I'm not coming in today.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Slow down. I don't want you to get too hysterical.
I mean, you know you're getting a little irate, are you? Okay,
I'm I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I Am going to be all right when I get
up there. Who Chris is gonna get up That's all
I got to say. You make sure you have all
that stuff not clean. I don't want you to clean it.
I want you to put all that other that you
said that you found in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You put all that in.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
The bag because Chris is I don't know who you think.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Hes Okay, mister TIMI would you like for me to
call Chris.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't want you no, no, nook, body, I.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Don't want you to Oh no, man, Wait a minute, wait, wait,
wait my next, Brad, I'm Brad.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I don't give a damn what your name is, so
I really don't okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You just put.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Everything in the dark set like I had asked you to.
I am on my way down there, and Chris, no,
this hain't going down this way. We just renewed our battle.
And matter of fact, don't come in these coming three
and you up there talking about this two. That's what
I'm not understanding that I know how to do my math. Okay,
Chris is gonna get okay when you get home tonight.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
note in here, a note.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What does it say?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't want to and you need to quick come man,
you're a rocket. Would you make that to me? Matter
of fact? I want that in the bad too. The
more evidence I have, the better off is gonna be
for me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm gonna kid.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Uh. What did the note say?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
The note says, this is left you. Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Your husband Crimp got me to
play pong called you what?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
O my god, Chris was going to die tonight. I
was we were going to have a barbecue in him. Honor.
Do you do you hear me? Oh my god, class
I don't believe to me, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Let me ask you this radio show, Steve Why Morning Show?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Baby, Steve Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
All right, you just sure that it is condon clean. Yes,
that's what is about. Nephew. Were not here today?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You went to golf tournament. Okay, when we say the
golf tournament, we are talking about the Steve and Marjorie
Harvey found Nation golf tournament hosted by Steve Harvey. And
he's here and it was a couple of days ago. Yeah,
and Tommy's off because he played in it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Uh in the golf term.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes, that's what you're telling me, junior.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, I'm telling you come to work nephew coming up
next subject, why would my husband pay for her vacation?
We'll find out right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It
is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
why would my husband pay for her vacation. We'll get
into it find out what's really going on there. Yeah,
right now it is time because he's stupid. It is
time for Junior and for the nephew with today's prank
(00:22):
phone called what you got Junior?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
All right, today's prank is condom cleaners. Condom cleaners, let's
go and get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Come on, okay, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Toka.
This is how you doing. I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners.
I'm the manager over here.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Listen, did you bring some clothes in this morning?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh no, I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, well listen, we got an order that was dropped
off this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Here.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's a couple of suits, some business shirts and a
few other things. But there's actually been some articles actually
left in the clothing, so.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Probably brought that down.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, he dropped about this morning. It was dropped off
like around seven this morning. But we got it's got,
it's worked.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Just like about a.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hundred bucks cash in the pocket. There's a couple of
business cards. Uh, there's there's a cup link here. I
looked all over. It's only one cup link and then
there's two condoms in here. So I wanted to see
if you guys wanted me to put this in a
plastic bag or something and have it have it?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can you repeat what was left in there?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Again? Well, like I said, we got a uh is
it like right out? A hundred maybe a hundred and
five bucks of cash. Uh, there's a business card from
an insurance company. There's another business card for uh what
it's this? This is? Uh? What else was left right right?
I'm trying to tell you about all the business cards.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Don't I'm not interested in the business card because you
said something else.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay, No, there's a pufflink that we can't and we
can't find the other coupling if it's here. We were
looking all over the bag to see if we can
find it, but we don't see that either. What one
else is in his pocket? Like I said, you got
you got one hundred dollars in here? There's some No, no, no, no,
you have said something to me. There's yes, there's business cards.
(02:20):
There's an insurance car for some business cards.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
You said something.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Else, a coupling, man, there's a coupling in here that
we can come.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
We said something else.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh okay, well the last week. There's two condoms in here? Hello,
what did did you say? Like I said, there's one
hundred dollars in here, there's no business.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Did you say did you say there was some condoms
in there?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
There's two? There's two extra large commons in here. Hello,
I'm here.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
Now you sure this is my husband?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well it has uh? I mean maybe you know the
itels man, this is there's a there's a gray suit.
There's also a solid blue suit. That's that sounds that.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Sounds familiar, But I'm not understanding what's that was condoms?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
The phone woman? That the phone number that I called
the numbers that's attached to this actual order. So, I mean,
this is the number we have on file? Is this
is this his number? Your home number? Was your seal?
What the number is this? This is our house number?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I just don't believe you know what what you're telling me,
because we just celebrated our our anniversary last week, and this.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Is what what? What? What? What? I mean? What's what's wrong? Man?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
First about we marry and we never used condoms? And
then you look calling me talking about you got condoms
left in his suit coat pocket? I'm not understand, Okay,
I know he ain't checking on me.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, not not, I mean not necessarily. I mean you
know they could have been there.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Why why he would have Knel's in his pocket? That
just don't make any damn sense. If we marry and
we don't use kind of don want of what you
have kind of in his pocket?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
about that one. I guess my main reason is that
you want me to wa wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
Did you clean the suit.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Or no, we haven't cleaned it. I just I just
start talking stuff and I don't want you.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I don't want you to clean up things. And all
those articles that that you said. I want you to
put it. I want you to I want you to
put everything, including them damn condals. I want you to
put it in the bag. I want you to put
it in the bag, don't clean nothing. But if I'm
gonna come up there and I'm gonna pick everything up.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, I mean I'll be here all day. Like I said,
my name is Brad, and I'll be here if you
want me to. If you want me to put him
to the side, I'll I won't clean him. I'll just
put him to the side and I leave him in
the same laundry bag he had when he dropped them all.
I'm Chris.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't believe that. I ain't gave it. I'm the
good years of my life and he's gonna turn around
the cheat on me. You make sure you don't clean
up thing, because I'm an SERIENSI on that my damn self.
You put all that in the back. I'm gonna call
my job and let him know I'm not coming in today.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Slow down. I don't want you to get too hysterical.
I mean, you know you're getting a little irate, are you? Okay,
I'm I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I Am going to be all right when I get
up there. Who Chris is gonna get up That's all
I got to say. You make sure you have all
that stuff not clean. I don't want you to clean it.
I want you to put all that other that you
said that you found in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You put all that in.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
The bag because Chris is I don't know who you think.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Hes Okay, mister TIMI would you like for me to
call Chris.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I don't want you no, no, nook, body, I.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Don't want you to Oh no, man, Wait a minute, wait, wait,
wait my next, Brad, I'm Brad.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I don't give a damn what your name is, so
I really don't okay, because Chris is gonna get stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You just put.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Everything in the dark set like I had asked you to.
I am on my way down there, and Chris, no,
this hain't going down this way. We just renewed our battle.
And matter of fact, don't come in these coming three
and you up there talking about this two. That's what
I'm not understanding that I know how to do my math. Okay,
Chris is gonna get okay when you get home tonight.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Here's here's something else in the pocket too. There's a
note in here, a note.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
What does it say?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way
out of hand.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't want to and you need to quick come man,
you're a rocket. Would you make that to me? Matter
of fact? I want that in the bad too. The
more evidence I have, the better off is gonna be
for me.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'm gonna kid.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Uh. What did the note say?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
The note says, this is left you. Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Your husband Crimp got me to
play pong called you what?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
O my god, Chris was going to die tonight. I
was we were going to have a barbecue in him. Honor.
Do you do you hear me? Oh my god, class
I don't believe to me, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Let me ask you this radio show, Steve Why Morning Show?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Baby, Steve Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
All right, you just sure that it is condon clean. Yes,
that's what is about. Nephew. Were not here today?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You went to golf tournament. Okay, when we say the
golf tournament, we are talking about the Steve and Marjorie
Harvey found Nation golf tournament hosted by Steve Harvey. And
he's here and it was a couple of days ago. Yeah,
and Tommy's off because he played in it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Uh in the golf term.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yes, that's what you're telling me, junior.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yes, I'm telling you come to work nephew coming up
next subject, why would my husband pay for her vacation?
We'll find out right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
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