September 27, 2024 • 9 mins
A wife finds out about her husbands purchase of a faulty batch of condoms. The problem is, they don't use protection at all.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
she gives a great performance.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll find out what that's all about in just a
little bit. But right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What you got for us, nest, Well, let me ask
y'all something before we dropped this.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
You know, there's always a recall on certain things. We've
heard about cars being recalled. We've heard about appliances being called, yeah,
toys being unsafe, even food being a recall, and but
today it's it's.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
A little something different, folks. This right here is condom recall.
Anybody with me?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Know?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Moha?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean y'all me with the calls and the toys
and the classes. Y'all was right there with me. But
as soon as I give y'all the title, now no
one is with me. But see, this is why pranking
ain't for everybody, right because nobody want to roll, which
if you would, We're going on in there with a
condom recall.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davison.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Oh yes, yes, he's not here right now.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, this is uh, this is Barry. I work here.
I'm the manager here at once. Is he gonna be
Is he gonna be home time soon where he can
maybe give me a call I can chat with him.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Mean you can be back with it like an hour.
So what's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Uh, Well, we got a transaction here that he made
on Friday of last week, and basically what's going on
is we've had a bad batch of condoms and there's
actually a condom recall. This was a credit card transaction,
so we're trying our best to reach out and get
as many people as we can and let them know
(01:51):
that those those condoms are the second So there's a
recall on the Magnum condoms that we've had here at here.
And what we're trying to do is call everybody that
has purchased somewhere in the last week. And you know,
he purchased him on Friday, So what we want to
do is reach out to him and let him know
what to bring those to Wait.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Wait, wait, I'm sorry, So you're saying that Marcus purchased
his condoms on Friday.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Uh, the date I have here on this transaction, Man
says Friday. He's last week.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Yes, ma'am, we don't even use them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, for the fact that you to call me talking
about that. My husband is kind of rapt Friday when
we don't even use them at all.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I'm so upset right now, Okay, you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Hold on, I'm going to call him right now.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
If you ways, we have to get the hang on,
hang on a second. Would you rather give me his
seale and I give him a call and let him
know what's going on? Could you just give me his number?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm calling him myself right now.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Hold on, what's up? I'm about to give him the chair?
What's that I met the Barbie show. I'm going to
get in the chair right now.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, you need to get up and go outside because
what I'm about to say you don't want to talk
about this?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Wait? What let's wait? Okay, give me a second book?
One second, five minutes? What what's going on? What's up?
What's up? Time?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Wait, I'm even reflecting the funny of folks. First of all,
so why do I get a phone call from like
the measure talking about you brought some condoms and they
would effective last Friday?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Wait what? Wait? What baby?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
What are you talking about? What are you talking?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
What am I talking about? You tell me what I'm
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You tell me what are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Crazy?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
No, I'm not crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm not crazy.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
This is real. Out and tell me what the what's
right now?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Excuse me? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Who who is this on my lind?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Who you calling me on the phone? Who is this? Okay?
Why are you doing your markers? Correct?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I'm Barry? I worked, I'm the general manager at and
we were calling there?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Wait, very how you get my number? Why my wife
called me? Talk?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
It's crazy about a condom or some baby?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
What's what's happening?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
To get to the point, bro y'all, you know who
is what's your name?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
My name is? My name is Barry own, the general
manager here? And basically what we have a condom recall
and we have your credit card that you made a transaction. Uh,
this past very very very very What the are.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
You talking about you're gonna talking about?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Really be quiet, because you'll be quiet trying to get
because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead con.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
This okay, So sorry, what it is? We have a
transaction with your credit card that condoms were purchased. And
what's happening is those columns are despective. So we're doing
a recall on all of them. So we're trying to
get those columns back. We don't want to have very Yes.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
First of all, you made a mistake. You couldn't possibly have.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
My credit contract.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You you really say, well, sir, hold on, Barry, this
is my family. I don't I don't play about my family.
Then what are you talking about this?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm stated and sir, this card, this is how we
got the number to your home where your wife is.
And we were trying to actually just read. We weren't
trying to create any problems. We just wanted to let
you know that the collings were defect.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's right, Marcus.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
The fact. Baby. First of all, Baby, you're doing a
lot on the on the phone in front of Barry.
I don't even know what.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It's coming from. Now, you're doing a lot.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
We're doing a lot, baby, right now.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We discussed it. We play at this part in our relationship.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I told you that I was done over there.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I told you that very I apologize. Listen, Well you
did you did? You were you and wal Breens on
Friday of last week's shirt. I was not with these.
These were purchased Friday around six o'clock Friday evening of
last Mary.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's what he wasn't home, I think that much, just
very fastidating that he was at work doing overtime.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Alright, sweetheart, right, let's stop. What pict Verry see you
got my listen, you got my wife talking crazy?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I mean you very very Yeah, this is baby. I
didn't do this, baby discusting.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
First of all, we don't even use we don't even
use baby, we don't even use Why at my why
would I clear?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
This was a pack of twelve you remember by twelve
pack of magnus.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I don't we can it's a lie. Why you want
here believe in this?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You know what I mean. I wouldn't hear about Larry.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I can't believe you're doing this.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Hold hold, Verry, I didn't do I'm here, I didn't
do this. There. You got to be out of your
ga man calling.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Me with it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You got you gotta be upause, you gotta be out
some line. You're the person that bought the damn time.
Not you're the wow. You're the person cheating on you one. Wow, Hey, dude,
I didn't do this. I didn't do this. Tommy the
one did it. It wasn't me. Wait what Mary, I
don't know know what I'm saying. Tommy one told Tommy
(07:22):
told me to call you because you're the one bought
to come. Tommy said, you bought? Who is Timmyhew? Tell
me from a Steve Holby Morning Show? Both y'all just
got pranked, you nephew to your sister trench? Who got
(07:45):
me to prank y'all?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Oh? Man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving behind
at the holidays. Huh?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Could have held you? Ain't? You ain't causing me out
on this phone? You know?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Uh, you know you know how I feel about truth?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
All right, man, Budgy love b y'all, y'all gotta tell
me this. What is the baddest and I mean, the
bad radio show in the land? Babe? This twenty twenty?
Keep it? Tell me what is this the Steve Morning right?
Rhow what y'all think?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Come on now, come on, pa hey, hey recall baby, Hey,
it happens. It happens to a lot of different things.
It's just a recall. Don't don't get caught up with it.
It's all right. These people gonna get gonna get past this,
all right. The side of the October nineteenth, twenty twenty four,
that's this year. That's the Sweetest Day comedy jam. That's
the wind Trust A Wena, I'm a owenaween. That's them ws.
(08:41):
That's them wis kicking in the wind Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois.
All right, that's Bill Bellaman. That's me, nephew, tell me
Mark Curry in the building, Tommy Davidson in the building,
lou Nel, and the one and only Tony Roberts is
in the building. And then we got nephew taught me
in Friends October twenty sixth. That is that the hymen
side La Fillette, Louisiana. Take us a own sale right now?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If you coming up next. Strawberry letter, she gives a
great performance is the subject. We'll get into it right
after this. Hi, this is Shirley Strawberry. You know, sometimes
I indulge in spa treatments. I get my nails done,
my hair done, facials, massages, all of it. And these
spat attendants are so good. Well, if you're hiring for
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st r A w B e r r Y. You're
(09:50):
listening Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. The subject is
she gives a great performance.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We'll find out what that's all about in just a
little bit. But right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
What you got for us, nest, Well, let me ask
y'all something before we dropped this.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
You know, there's always a recall on certain things. We've
heard about cars being recalled. We've heard about appliances being called, yeah,
toys being unsafe, even food being a recall, and but
today it's it's.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
A little something different, folks. This right here is condom recall.
Anybody with me?
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Know?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
Moha?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean y'all me with the calls and the toys
and the classes. Y'all was right there with me. But
as soon as I give y'all the title, now no
one is with me. But see, this is why pranking
ain't for everybody, right because nobody want to roll, which
if you would, We're going on in there with a
condom recall.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Hello, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davison.
Speaker 7 (01:11):
Oh yes, yes, he's not here right now.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, this is uh, this is Barry. I work here.
I'm the manager here at once. Is he gonna be
Is he gonna be home time soon where he can
maybe give me a call I can chat with him.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Mean you can be back with it like an hour.
So what's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Uh, Well, we got a transaction here that he made
on Friday of last week, and basically what's going on
is we've had a bad batch of condoms and there's
actually a condom recall. This was a credit card transaction,
so we're trying our best to reach out and get
as many people as we can and let them know
(01:51):
that those those condoms are the second So there's a
recall on the Magnum condoms that we've had here at here.
And what we're trying to do is call everybody that
has purchased somewhere in the last week. And you know,
he purchased him on Friday, So what we want to
do is reach out to him and let him know
what to bring those to Wait.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Wait, wait, I'm sorry, So you're saying that Marcus purchased
his condoms on Friday.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Uh, the date I have here on this transaction, Man
says Friday. He's last week.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Yes, ma'am, we don't even use them.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, for the fact that you to call me talking
about that. My husband is kind of rapt Friday when
we don't even use them at all.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I'm so upset right now, Okay, you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Hold on, I'm going to call him right now.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
If you ways, we have to get the hang on,
hang on a second. Would you rather give me his
seale and I give him a call and let him
know what's going on? Could you just give me his number?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm calling him myself right now.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Hold on, what's up? I'm about to give him the chair?
What's that I met the Barbie show. I'm going to
get in the chair right now.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
No, you need to get up and go outside because
what I'm about to say you don't want to talk
about this?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Wait? What let's wait? Okay, give me a second book?
One second, five minutes? What what's going on? What's up?
What's up? Time?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Wait, I'm even reflecting the funny of folks. First of all,
so why do I get a phone call from like
the measure talking about you brought some condoms and they
would effective last Friday?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Wait what? Wait? What baby?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
What are you talking about? What are you talking?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
What am I talking about? You tell me what I'm
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You tell me what are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Crazy?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
No, I'm not crazy.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'm not crazy.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
This is real. Out and tell me what the what's
right now?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Excuse me? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Who who is this on my lind?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Who you calling me on the phone? Who is this? Okay?
Why are you doing your markers? Correct?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Who is this?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I'm Barry? I worked, I'm the general manager at and
we were calling there?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Wait, very how you get my number? Why my wife
called me? Talk?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
It's crazy about a condom or some baby?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
What's what's happening?
Speaker 6 (04:03):
To get to the point, bro y'all, you know who
is what's your name?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
My name is? My name is Barry own, the general
manager here? And basically what we have a condom recall
and we have your credit card that you made a transaction. Uh,
this past very very very very What the are.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
You talking about you're gonna talking about?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Really be quiet, because you'll be quiet trying to get
because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead con.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
This okay, So sorry, what it is? We have a
transaction with your credit card that condoms were purchased. And
what's happening is those columns are despective. So we're doing
a recall on all of them. So we're trying to
get those columns back. We don't want to have very Yes.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
First of all, you made a mistake. You couldn't possibly have.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
My credit contract.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
You you really say, well, sir, hold on, Barry, this
is my family. I don't I don't play about my family.
Then what are you talking about this?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm stated and sir, this card, this is how we
got the number to your home where your wife is.
And we were trying to actually just read. We weren't
trying to create any problems. We just wanted to let
you know that the collings were defect.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
That's right, Marcus.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
The fact. Baby. First of all, Baby, you're doing a
lot on the on the phone in front of Barry.
I don't even know what.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
It's coming from. Now, you're doing a lot.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
We're doing a lot, baby, right now.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We discussed it. We play at this part in our relationship.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I told you that I was done over there.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I told you that very I apologize. Listen, Well you
did you did? You were you and wal Breens on
Friday of last week's shirt. I was not with these.
These were purchased Friday around six o'clock Friday evening of
last Mary.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's what he wasn't home, I think that much, just
very fastidating that he was at work doing overtime.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Alright, sweetheart, right, let's stop. What pict Verry see you
got my listen, you got my wife talking crazy?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I mean you very very Yeah, this is baby. I
didn't do this, baby discusting.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
First of all, we don't even use we don't even
use baby, we don't even use Why at my why
would I clear?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
This was a pack of twelve you remember by twelve
pack of magnus.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I don't we can it's a lie. Why you want
here believe in this?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You know what I mean. I wouldn't hear about Larry.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I can't believe you're doing this.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Hold hold, Verry, I didn't do I'm here, I didn't
do this. There. You got to be out of your
ga man calling.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Me with it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You got you gotta be upause, you gotta be out
some line. You're the person that bought the damn time.
Not you're the wow. You're the person cheating on you one. Wow, Hey, dude,
I didn't do this. I didn't do this. Tommy the
one did it. It wasn't me. Wait what Mary, I
don't know know what I'm saying. Tommy one told Tommy
(07:22):
told me to call you because you're the one bought
to come. Tommy said, you bought? Who is Timmyhew? Tell
me from a Steve Holby Morning Show? Both y'all just
got pranked, you nephew to your sister trench? Who got
(07:45):
me to prank y'all?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Oh? Man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving behind
at the holidays. Huh?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Could have held you? Ain't? You ain't causing me out
on this phone? You know?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Uh, you know you know how I feel about truth?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
All right, man, Budgy love b y'all, y'all gotta tell
me this. What is the baddest and I mean, the
bad radio show in the land? Babe? This twenty twenty?
Keep it? Tell me what is this the Steve Morning right?
Rhow what y'all think?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Come on now, come on, pa hey, hey recall baby, Hey,
it happens. It happens to a lot of different things.
It's just a recall. Don't don't get caught up with it.
It's all right. These people gonna get gonna get past this,
all right. The side of the October nineteenth, twenty twenty four,
that's this year. That's the Sweetest Day comedy jam. That's
the wind Trust A Wena, I'm a owenaween. That's them ws.
(08:41):
That's them wis kicking in the wind Trust Arena, Chicago, Illinois.
All right, that's Bill Bellaman. That's me, nephew, tell me
Mark Curry in the building, Tommy Davidson in the building,
lou Nel, and the one and only Tony Roberts is
in the building. And then we got nephew taught me
in Friends October twenty sixth. That is that the hymen
side La Fillette, Louisiana. Take us a own sale right now?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If you coming up next. Strawberry letter, she gives a
great performance is the subject. We'll get into it right
after this. Hi, this is Shirley Strawberry. You know, sometimes
I indulge in spa treatments. I get my nails done,
my hair done, facials, massages, all of it. And these
spat attendants are so good. Well, if you're hiring for
(09:27):
these roles or any other roles. How do you find
talent so fast? Ziprecruiters technology starts showing you qualified people
for your job immediately. If you want qualified candidates fast,
treat yourself to zip Recruiter. Try it free at ZipRecruiter
dot com. Slash strawberry at ZipRecruiter dot com. Slash strawberry
st r A w B e r r Y. You're
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