January 19, 2023 • 9 mins
Fool #1 is making crazy accusations towards the deacon regarding his wife. This is very aggressive.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is tomorrow
isn't promised? Let's do it today? Okay, all right, Uh,
we'll get into that and just if you find out
what that's all about. But right now it is time
for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you
got for his nap? Creeping past? Creep creep, creep, creep,
(00:26):
creep creep creep, alright, creeping past. I don't know about
this one, all right, cat do Let's see what we
got creeping past. So I'm trying to speak it, hug.
You got him? How you today? I'm doing? I ain't
(00:51):
doing too good. You have been over praying for my
wife again, right right right, yes, sir. You know came
over here three times in one week. My wife you
already went through the operation and all that. She's gonna
be fine. I don't need you over your praying three
times a week, because, honestly, I think it's so. I
think it's something else on your mind when you come
over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother.
(01:13):
You kind of hold it, brother, This is bloody, this
is well your wife was on the second show, didn't lift.
I never actually come back. Question that I come by, Okay,
he ain't requested for you to bring your blacks to
my house for no damn three times in one week, man,
(01:34):
So you can cut that boy down with me. Hold it, brother.
I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second
time I came by myself because she wasn't able to
come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time.
So what's the problem? Because I already know what you
what you doing. I know you're trying to holding my wife.
(01:56):
I ain't stupid. How about your wife? I have a wife.
Why would I have put your wife? He's part of you.
Already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
you up in here father house, white whine, no whine, whine,
nobody at the house. I already know what you do.
Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from
my damn house. If you want to pray for my
wife and play my wife away, I'm gonna wait. Wait, manutein' wait,
(02:19):
mant you can't talk to you hand that's what you're
gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that. And
the ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to
the wrong brother, not okay. Now, First of all, you're
not gonna di dispect me and curse me out. Okay,
that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.
Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands,
(02:41):
it's gonna be my hand laying on you. You ain't
the last the lady I know trying to lay my wife.
If I find that what you know that you mess
around my wife, it's gonna be, I know, trying to
do crazy. I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say
it one more time. Keep your black around you. First
of all, I told you once again you can't be
(03:04):
talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to be
cool about the situation because I know you may be
just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I have
a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was coming
back to my wife and show out with your wife
with my wife. I do you know, I'm only your house.
(03:26):
Maybe I need to come out your house and how
let your wife? Were you welcome to maybe maybe come
come and come and lay something over there on? Huh? God,
not hold Holy one, man, Holy One, I told you
before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic statement
for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen.
(03:49):
If I kept your black said my house again, I'm
gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the
phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them,
because if anybody come by my house again and I
ain't there, I'm kicking your black. Got some promise, you know,
just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be
any that's wosing going on, I'm gonna be kicking your
(04:11):
I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna
give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna
pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by
this put I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've
had it with you, you know. And I only went
by it to visit your wife because I was asked
to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem
you should have caused a pastor, Okay, but you're not
(04:33):
going to disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone. Life.
You want to do somebody, you can meet me any pace. Well,
I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact,
I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If
I be at your house talking to your wife, if
the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay,
are you you know you just you know it's you's
just a stupid brother. Okay, you need to one. You
(04:58):
need to come to church more offen. That's the problem.
You don't come to church more often. If you come
to church more of you wouldn't be talking to me
like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your
wife because it must be something wrong in your house.
You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,
so you need to check hut. Okay, you how about that?
Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't
(05:19):
you just check up? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one
that's cheating with my wife. That's that's all I know.
Who Tommy? Wh Let me say you Tommy the one.
Tomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy?
Who who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is nephew Tommy. Man,
(05:44):
this is never your Tommy from Steve harmand Moran show Man,
your church member Laurence got me to pray ball but
not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.
You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.
You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,
y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs.
(06:07):
You know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna play for all
of y'all, all of your brothers and you, Tommy, Steve, Hobby,
brother Lawrence is wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him.
I'm gonna check out. I'm gonna go. I don't talk
to you on the moment. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother, brother,
brother man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest radio
(06:29):
show with the lab Man Steve Harvey Martin the show
on that on that slide all the way to Hell.
I'm gonna go, I talk to you Holiday back. That's
all I'm gonna say. Huh what mess pre pre pre
(06:53):
pre Yeah. All right, listen up, y'all, it's happening. A
night of love and laughter, A night of love and laughter,
Fort Wayne, Indiana's and a Few Timey and Friends along
with Life Jennings in the building February the ten, February
twin at the Embassy Theater. I'm tickets are sold at
(07:14):
all ticket Master outlets. Once again, that is Love and
Laughed and a Few Timey and Friends along with the
One and Only Life Jennings and Fort Wayne, Indiana at
the Embassy Theater Friday night. That is the same weekend
of the Big Game. Okay, so Friday you come and
get your laugh home before the big game on Sunday
and laying in the cut is chuckles. Oh my god,
(07:36):
ain't been there in a long time. Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee.
That's February seventeen through the eighteenth, which I'll say, that's
Valentine's weekend. What do you think because we Valentine's during
a little week what you call call weekend. That that's
after Valentine's Day, after Valentine's Day. For those that that
(07:58):
that that messed up and didn't get out, how about
that come hang out with your boy at Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee,
February seventeen at eighteen the nephew will be in town
with nephew Time and Friends, It's been a while since
I've been there. And laying way way in the cut
of February is Baltimore, the Comedy Factory. I am coming
through ball tie More. That's a little later, all right,
(08:22):
but yeah, yeah, get your tickets back on the road,
back in stride again, back in stride. But you know,
I'm still stupid, still ignorant. We know yet I did
(08:43):
not lose a drop of stupid through my crisis. I
did not lose a drop of stupid. And I'm so
blessed God let me keep my stupid. For God to
let me keep my stupid, that means he that that's
that shows what what I it was. Un Coming up.
(09:03):
We're gonna remove this cancer, but we're gonna keep that stupid.
Will we do it? Coming coming up my strawberry letter,
and the subject is tomorrow isn't promised, so let's do
it today. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is tomorrow
isn't promised? Let's do it today? Okay, all right, Uh,
we'll get into that and just if you find out
what that's all about. But right now it is time
for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you
got for his nap? Creeping past? Creep creep, creep, creep,
(00:26):
creep creep creep, alright, creeping past. I don't know about
this one, all right, cat do Let's see what we
got creeping past. So I'm trying to speak it, hug.
You got him? How you today? I'm doing? I ain't
(00:51):
doing too good. You have been over praying for my
wife again, right right right, yes, sir. You know came
over here three times in one week. My wife you
already went through the operation and all that. She's gonna
be fine. I don't need you over your praying three
times a week, because, honestly, I think it's so. I
think it's something else on your mind when you come
over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother.
(01:13):
You kind of hold it, brother, This is bloody, this
is well your wife was on the second show, didn't lift.
I never actually come back. Question that I come by, Okay,
he ain't requested for you to bring your blacks to
my house for no damn three times in one week, man,
(01:34):
So you can cut that boy down with me. Hold it, brother.
I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second
time I came by myself because she wasn't able to
come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time.
So what's the problem? Because I already know what you
what you doing. I know you're trying to holding my wife.
(01:56):
I ain't stupid. How about your wife? I have a wife.
Why would I have put your wife? He's part of you.
Already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,
you up in here father house, white whine, no whine, whine,
nobody at the house. I already know what you do.
Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from
my damn house. If you want to pray for my
wife and play my wife away, I'm gonna wait. Wait, manutein' wait,
(02:19):
mant you can't talk to you hand that's what you're
gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that. And
the ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to
the wrong brother, not okay. Now, First of all, you're
not gonna di dispect me and curse me out. Okay,
that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.
Second of all, if there's any laying on the hands,
(02:41):
it's gonna be my hand laying on you. You ain't
the last the lady I know trying to lay my wife.
If I find that what you know that you mess
around my wife, it's gonna be, I know, trying to
do crazy. I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say
it one more time. Keep your black around you. First
of all, I told you once again you can't be
(03:04):
talking to me like that. Now I'm trying to be
cool about the situation because I know you may be
just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I have
a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody was coming
back to my wife and show out with your wife
with my wife. I do you know, I'm only your house.
(03:26):
Maybe I need to come out your house and how
let your wife? Were you welcome to maybe maybe come
come and come and lay something over there on? Huh? God,
not hold Holy one, man, Holy One, I told you
before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic statement
for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen.
(03:49):
If I kept your black said my house again, I'm
gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the
phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them,
because if anybody come by my house again and I
ain't there, I'm kicking your black. Got some promise, you know,
just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's gonna be
any that's wosing going on, I'm gonna be kicking your
(04:11):
I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna
give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna
pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by
this put I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've
had it with you, you know. And I only went
by it to visit your wife because I was asked
to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem
you should have caused a pastor, Okay, but you're not
(04:33):
going to disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone. Life.
You want to do somebody, you can meet me any pace. Well,
I've been man. You know, as a matter of fact,
I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If
I be at your house talking to your wife, if
the path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay,
are you you know you just you know it's you's
just a stupid brother. Okay, you need to one. You
(04:58):
need to come to church more offen. That's the problem.
You don't come to church more often. If you come
to church more of you wouldn't be talking to me
like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your
wife because it must be something wrong in your house.
You'd be worried by me fooling with your wife. Okay,
so you need to check hut. Okay, you how about that?
Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't
(05:19):
you just check up? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one
that's cheating with my wife. That's that's all I know.
Who Tommy? Wh Let me say you Tommy the one.
Tomas said, you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy?
Who who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is nephew Tommy. Man,
(05:44):
this is never your Tommy from Steve harmand Moran show Man,
your church member Laurence got me to pray ball but
not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.
You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.
You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,
y'all just go. You know I ain't gonna stop signs.
(06:07):
You know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna play for all
of y'all, all of your brothers and you, Tommy, Steve, Hobby,
brother Lawrence is wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him.
I'm gonna check out. I'm gonna go. I don't talk
to you on the moment. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother, brother,
brother man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest radio
(06:29):
show with the lab Man Steve Harvey Martin the show
on that on that slide all the way to Hell.
I'm gonna go, I talk to you Holiday back. That's
all I'm gonna say. Huh what mess pre pre pre
(06:53):
pre Yeah. All right, listen up, y'all, it's happening. A
night of love and laughter, A night of love and laughter,
Fort Wayne, Indiana's and a Few Timey and Friends along
with Life Jennings in the building February the ten, February
twin at the Embassy Theater. I'm tickets are sold at
(07:14):
all ticket Master outlets. Once again, that is Love and
Laughed and a Few Timey and Friends along with the
One and Only Life Jennings and Fort Wayne, Indiana at
the Embassy Theater Friday night. That is the same weekend
of the Big Game. Okay, so Friday you come and
get your laugh home before the big game on Sunday
and laying in the cut is chuckles. Oh my god,
(07:36):
ain't been there in a long time. Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee.
That's February seventeen through the eighteenth, which I'll say, that's
Valentine's weekend. What do you think because we Valentine's during
a little week what you call call weekend. That that's
after Valentine's Day, after Valentine's Day. For those that that
(07:58):
that that messed up and didn't get out, how about
that come hang out with your boy at Chuckles in Memphis, Tennessee,
February seventeen at eighteen the nephew will be in town
with nephew Time and Friends, It's been a while since
I've been there. And laying way way in the cut
of February is Baltimore, the Comedy Factory. I am coming
through ball tie More. That's a little later, all right,
(08:22):
but yeah, yeah, get your tickets back on the road,
back in stride again, back in stride. But you know,
I'm still stupid, still ignorant. We know yet I did
(08:43):
not lose a drop of stupid through my crisis. I
did not lose a drop of stupid. And I'm so
blessed God let me keep my stupid. For God to
let me keep my stupid, that means he that that's
that shows what what I it was. Un Coming up.
(09:03):
We're gonna remove this cancer, but we're gonna keep that stupid.
Will we do it? Coming coming up my strawberry letter,
and the subject is tomorrow isn't promised, so let's do
it today. We'll get back into it right after this.
You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
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