March 13, 2025 • 8 mins
Tommy pranks a Jamaican man about serving curry goat at a kids birthday party.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you got for?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where am I?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I am in Lexington, Kentucky. That's what a nephew is.
I am in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, sir, Yes, sir, bringing
it live from Lexington. I have the crank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
For to day. This is Carrie Goog. Okay, this is
curry Goat. Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Mister.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, this is Benjamin Dixon.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Trevor is my son. He goes to school with your
son now yeah, uh, he went to a birthday party
that your son had last weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Am I right? Well, listen I understand.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Listen, I have a problem with you, mister, because I
understand that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,
you guys serve the children, curry goat. You don't serve kids,
curry Goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat. People.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
What happened to ice cream and cake and punch that
maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
But curry goat? That's our question?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh oh you mean? But when I understand we have thought.
Oh you mean you mean mental feed the kid them
kurry Gord's feed them anything. But when your thought boat
bredern So what what when your thought boat? Oh you mean,
oh you mean you have a problem with me? Oh
you have a problem with me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I got a problem.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I got a problem with any parents who decides on
their own that somebody else's child it's okay to feed
them some curry goat. My child don't eat no goat.
We eat chicken, we eat the steak, we eat cow.
We don't eat curry goat.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yo eats a birthday a party though, Man, he means
that birthday party. I want you might if you would
have told me I need was something too, So some
route more and call me when you're when you're a.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm buying on.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Me and a red ring because you don't know who
we are dealing with.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You know, Okay, I need you to slow it down
for me. Man, I understand that nothing you're saying.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Tell me for slow?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do you call me so you can't tell me for floor?
I'm in your car.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Look man, all I'm saying here you this, this is
disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You're going out
on your own liberty, deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You gotta feed them normal stuff. You can't do that, kidd.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
At birthday parties here in the states Man, it's pizza,
it's ice cream, it's cake, it's punch, that's it. Hot
dogs maybe, but not no damn curry goat man.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean you run this Shore bridgerand don't telling me
what to do. I mean you run this so y'all
come telling me mot disrespect you disrespect me.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I I a distrestect you by calling your phone. I
want to know why it is you doing something like this?
And I bet you these other parents don't know you've
been serving go yo kids?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Man? Oh you is? You want to meet me? And
I'm sure you all unfun?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I come coming you want?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Oh you?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Who he is? You?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I don't know you from I come come up for
it and kind of wit it?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yo? Yo?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You know you know what you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Are?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You you want to meet me somewhere? Is that what
you want to do me to me?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
We need to wright know you understand me, rejoy. I
know I know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if
I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You hear me? Then I mean this man.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now I call you because I'm a concerned parent about
my child.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then you got a nerve to tell me you're
the one that's in the room.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yo, man, No, no grand no wrong kind of frond mee
up me money up? Come killing me about me?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No? No wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You want to call my.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Fore Yo, Just tell them all in and I'm gonna
gonna meet you. I'm gonna feeding something. Corry go you
your family and when the kind just leave me along.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You ain't gonna feed my family. No, you don't bring
my family in this man. You don't bring them.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
You hit me if you want to hear your mama.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Every I got I got one. You know what, man,
I'm gonna tell you. I got something I want to
tell you. You listening, tell me this is Nephew time me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your sister Patsy.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Believe you man like that?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You you hey, hey, you just got pranked by your
sister Patsy.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Mad she put me up to this dog boy.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I tell you, man, I'm so sweat boy, I need
to get a blood pressure cack. I got a little
I got a little tolerance to very low boy, I
tell you, man, But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you
and your family. Some carry cold man for the house.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I better do it.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I ain't gonna have no right swot it or nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You know, when you get angry, American people really can
say what you saying, you went on you went on
a Jamaican run.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
They're like, what that boy saying?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We gotta give a shout out of all of the
Jamaicans out there. Baby, what is the baddest radio show
in the land?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Be b Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And now you have it, Yes, ignorance, it's best gonna
be stupid tonight and Lexington, Kentucky. It's comedy our Broadway,
and the Nephew is here all week and long Tonight, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Friday and Saturday is gone. Sunday, tonight and Sunday. We
got a few tickets left Sunday. That's the four o'clock on.
That's what the old jee's tonight. If you wild and crazy,
(06:33):
get your tickets because the Nephew is gonna be just
as ignorant as you expecting me to be.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I mean, let me ask you a question. You're going
to Lexington. You're in Lexington, right.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm here. What's happening?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I got a key to the city of Lexington.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Okay, so so so what do you want to you
want to buy? Where do you put these keys? When
they give out these keys, what do you but where's
the dough with?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah? Where's the dough with?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Have a key to the city of Lexington because I
went there years ago, did some community service linking. I'm
actually a Kentucky colonel all of that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So you fried chicken down there that what you say?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
No, they recognize that, the community service and giving back.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
So okay, listen, don't let me come listen. I'm here
and I'm not leaving without a key. I'm not leaving
out a key the call. I got a key. I'm
just telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So, Tim don't want a key to Yeah, yeah, I
want to.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You got a key to Lexing, Yeah you could get one.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So everybody got a key to lectioning them with me
and you right now, okay, Lexing until we got to
fixed this. Now when I leave here, it was by Sunday.
I need to have a key, uh, a key ring
or something. Okay, you don't ask you don't ask for
a key, No, I didn't. You're gonna get a key.
(08:01):
If I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They give it to you. You, yeah, give it to you.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So you I got a key to the club Comedy
off Broadway.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I got a key to that.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't have a key to the city.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
If it's anybody that's got keys to the city, I'm
here always.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Let me look up who.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Let me look up who the mayor is the lection
to and get me one of these keys. I'm not
gonna be the only one on the show without a key.
I'll tell you that right now. Keyless, I'm not gonna
be keyless when I come back, I'm gonna be big,
all right. Tommy also looking for the best restaurant here
in lectioning to them that I can go eat at.
All right, y'all, y'all eight seven seven nine, Steve leave
as a boys man.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I need to know this, all right. Where can I
get a key to the city.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Go to a locksmith and get a copy made.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'm gonna find out, y'all. I'm not gonna be only
one up when I come here Monday, I'm not gonna
be on one.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What I key, I tell you guys, you're listening. Steve
Hardy Morning Show
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
you got for?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Where am I?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I am in Lexington, Kentucky. That's what a nephew is.
I am in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, sir, Yes, sir, bringing
it live from Lexington. I have the crank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
For to day. This is Carrie Goog. Okay, this is
curry Goat. Let's go cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Mister.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, this is Benjamin Dixon.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Trevor is my son. He goes to school with your
son now yeah, uh, he went to a birthday party
that your son had last weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Am I right? Well, listen I understand.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Listen, I have a problem with you, mister, because I
understand that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,
you guys serve the children, curry goat. You don't serve kids,
curry Goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat. People.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
What happened to ice cream and cake and punch that
maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
But curry goat? That's our question?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh oh you mean? But when I understand we have thought.
Oh you mean you mean mental feed the kid them
kurry Gord's feed them anything. But when your thought boat
bredern So what what when your thought boat? Oh you mean,
oh you mean you have a problem with me? Oh
you have a problem with me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I got a problem.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I got a problem with any parents who decides on
their own that somebody else's child it's okay to feed
them some curry goat. My child don't eat no goat.
We eat chicken, we eat the steak, we eat cow.
We don't eat curry goat.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yo eats a birthday a party though, Man, he means
that birthday party. I want you might if you would
have told me I need was something too, So some
route more and call me when you're when you're a.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm buying on.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Me and a red ring because you don't know who
we are dealing with.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You know, Okay, I need you to slow it down
for me. Man, I understand that nothing you're saying.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Tell me for slow?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Do you call me so you can't tell me for floor?
I'm in your car.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Look man, all I'm saying here you this, this is
disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You're going out
on your own liberty, deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You gotta feed them normal stuff. You can't do that, kidd.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
At birthday parties here in the states Man, it's pizza,
it's ice cream, it's cake, it's punch, that's it. Hot
dogs maybe, but not no damn curry goat man.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I mean you run this Shore bridgerand don't telling me
what to do. I mean you run this so y'all
come telling me mot disrespect you disrespect me.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I I a distrestect you by calling your phone. I
want to know why it is you doing something like this?
And I bet you these other parents don't know you've
been serving go yo kids?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Man? Oh you is? You want to meet me? And
I'm sure you all unfun?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I come coming you want?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Oh you?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Who he is? You?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I don't know you from I come come up for
it and kind of wit it?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yo? Yo?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You know you know what you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Are?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You you want to meet me somewhere? Is that what
you want to do me to me?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
We need to wright know you understand me, rejoy. I
know I know.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if
I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You hear me? Then I mean this man.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now I call you because I'm a concerned parent about
my child.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then you got a nerve to tell me you're
the one that's in the room.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yo, man, No, no grand no wrong kind of frond mee
up me money up? Come killing me about me?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
No? No wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You want to call my.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Fore Yo, Just tell them all in and I'm gonna
gonna meet you. I'm gonna feeding something. Corry go you
your family and when the kind just leave me along.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You ain't gonna feed my family. No, you don't bring
my family in this man. You don't bring them.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You don't bring my wife and my kids into nothing.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
You hit me if you want to hear your mama.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Every I got I got one. You know what, man,
I'm gonna tell you. I got something I want to
tell you. You listening, tell me this is Nephew time me
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
by your sister Patsy.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Believe you man like that?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You you hey, hey, you just got pranked by your
sister Patsy.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Mad she put me up to this dog boy.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I tell you, man, I'm so sweat boy, I need
to get a blood pressure cack. I got a little
I got a little tolerance to very low boy, I
tell you, man, But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you
and your family. Some carry cold man for the house.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I better do it.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I ain't gonna have no right swot it or nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You know, when you get angry, American people really can
say what you saying, you went on you went on
a Jamaican run.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
They're like, what that boy saying?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We gotta give a shout out of all of the
Jamaicans out there. Baby, what is the baddest radio show
in the land?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Be b Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And now you have it, Yes, ignorance, it's best gonna
be stupid tonight and Lexington, Kentucky. It's comedy our Broadway,
and the Nephew is here all week and long Tonight, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Friday and Saturday is gone. Sunday, tonight and Sunday. We
got a few tickets left Sunday. That's the four o'clock on.
That's what the old jee's tonight. If you wild and crazy,
(06:33):
get your tickets because the Nephew is gonna be just
as ignorant as you expecting me to be.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I mean, let me ask you a question. You're going
to Lexington. You're in Lexington, right.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm here. What's happening?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
You know?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I got a key to the city of Lexington.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Okay, so so so what do you want to you
want to buy? Where do you put these keys? When
they give out these keys, what do you but where's
the dough with?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah? Where's the dough with?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Have a key to the city of Lexington because I
went there years ago, did some community service linking. I'm
actually a Kentucky colonel all of that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm all of that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So you fried chicken down there that what you say?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
No, they recognize that, the community service and giving back.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
So okay, listen, don't let me come listen. I'm here
and I'm not leaving without a key. I'm not leaving
out a key the call. I got a key. I'm
just telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So, Tim don't want a key to Yeah, yeah, I
want to.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You got a key to Lexing, Yeah you could get one.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So everybody got a key to lectioning them with me
and you right now, okay, Lexing until we got to
fixed this. Now when I leave here, it was by Sunday.
I need to have a key, uh, a key ring
or something. Okay, you don't ask you don't ask for
a key, No, I didn't. You're gonna get a key.
(08:01):
If I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
They give it to you. You, yeah, give it to you.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So you I got a key to the club Comedy
off Broadway.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I got a key to that.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I don't have a key to the city.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
If it's anybody that's got keys to the city, I'm
here always.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Let me look up who.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Let me look up who the mayor is the lection
to and get me one of these keys. I'm not
gonna be the only one on the show without a key.
I'll tell you that right now. Keyless, I'm not gonna
be keyless when I come back, I'm gonna be big,
all right. Tommy also looking for the best restaurant here
in lectioning to them that I can go eat at.
All right, y'all, y'all eight seven seven nine, Steve leave
as a boys man.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I need to know this, all right. Where can I
get a key to the city.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Go to a locksmith and get a copy made.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'm gonna find out, y'all. I'm not gonna be only
one up when I come here Monday, I'm not gonna
be on one.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What I key, I tell you guys, you're listening. Steve
Hardy Morning Show
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