March 21, 2025 • 9 mins
Another classic prank from the King of Stupid, Nephew Tommy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call what
you got for his nap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let me dig in my stupid bag here, pull out
something and you.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Ain't got to go deep, just getting right off the
top of it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I got, I got, I got, I got stuff at
the top, stuff in the middle, way down deep. I
mean it's I got a I got a nice bag
of stupid here. Now, don't know what the whole bag stupid.
It's what we're trying to tell you. Yeah, right right,
I understand that, but what its levels are?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Why do I have to teach you about stupid?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Why don't you of us don't know? You know what?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm gonna start teaching a stupid class so people are
no stupid is stupid does pay off?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I am already you already doing one. You come on
the radio every day.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I'm am I not an example that stupid pays off.
Don't play my stupid week. Don't do me like that,
don't do me like that. I'm I'm I'm I'm better
than that. Frank stupid diva lounge almost said I almost
said stupid lounge a diva lounge, diva lounge. Okay, let's
go respect my stupid Come on, this is Lornetta.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, Lonette, I'm trying to you. Did you want to
own the Diva Lounge? Right? Yes? Sorry, I do, Okay,
my aunt trying to Maam Phyllis was trying to get
an appointment. Say y'all rejected her or something like that
on getting an appointment. Uh for this past sad that
she wanted to get get in and get get her
hair dead.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm sorry, sorry, No one rejected her. Right now, I'm
not accepting any new clients.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hold on, so what do you mean You're not accepting
no clients. That's the part I'm not trying to understand
because Maam Phyllis, you know, she don't call up there
like two times. From what she's telling me about she
can't get in there, Uh to Deva Lounge, that she
can't get in there and get her hair done because
every time she called, they saying that, you know, won't
nobody take her give her an appointment.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Sorry, I am the only stallace at the Deva Lounge,
and right now I am not accepting clients. I am
so sorry for your aunt, but there are other ones
in the area, but right now, I I'm not accepting
any new clients.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, I don't know. Wait wait a minute, anyone that
you want to come there? That I'm just saying is
here her weave, my ainie trying to get her weave done.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Me, sir, excuse me, you just cursed me out for
north parent reason.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I just I can live because basically, what I'm trying
to say is, I don't understand how it is you
can't get my any hair done. She tried to get
a weave done so she can be right for church.
So I don't understand the problem.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What the problem is. You're attacking me. I mean, you're
gonna call me talking about your damn wants the damn apartment,
but you're cursing me out. You want me to get
an apartment with me talking to me like that? Now, okay,
so what were Excuse me? Let me talk because it
just cursed me out. Now he's gonna hear what I
have to say. Try, I'm not accepting any new clients
(02:51):
at this time. Now she could have called, but right
now I'm not. I'm just not accepting any clients. I apologize,
but there's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I work all on them because you know what I
already know the deal, because I didn't already asked around town.
You you got all the everybody over there, got all
these big time cards, beamers and rains rovers. So them,
the people, them are only the people you do you
can't do so my Miami.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Listen, let me tell you one damn thing. I don't discriminate.
I don't give a damn what you try to go
down four tens for all I call, I'm wiping out
of my damn schedule is books, and I cannot take
anyone to class. There are sand then Charge and Montgomery
that you can go to. Fay.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Let me, let me, let me, let me say, let
me say this to you. What's your name again, Lawnette.
Let me tell you this right here, braying Miami, I'm
gonna brame my any up there, I'm bringing my You're
gonna shut up while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna
blame Miami up there talking. I'm sorry, no, no, but
(03:52):
you ain't gonna just reject Miami. She trying to get
our hair.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, hold on, professionalism is about to go out the
door with your Now, I have been trying to be
professional with your that you just called me.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You insist on cursing me out, and I haven't got
anything to you. I have since said so I cannot
take on any new clients.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But you just house I. I I insist on somebody
doing my any hair.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Somebody another damn salon. You won't get it done here.
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, you gonna you're gonna do it, because I'm gonna
bring my ani up there on do it. I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You're gonna make me what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
What you're gonna do with somebody gonna put somebody gonna
put this weed in my hand.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm telling you that I can go from z BO
to one hundred real quick. I'm trying to be professional
with your but right now that's going out the door
because right now you've been so disrespectful to me.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Ladies again, saday, I'm coming up there, somebody putting my
any weeds in her weed?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Sorry, I don't do weeds. I only do for hair.
That's what I specialize in. That's my strength. So you
definitely have to find another salad. I don't do killing.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Whould have got a hand salon? Don't do no weed?
Who do that me? I don't do no damn there,
don't make no damn saying what kind of down hairstyling?
You just a short hairstyle that don't make no damn sense.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, that's what the specialized in. As a matter of fact,
I'm damn good at it fast. For if you you
research me, you've already done your damn research on around
Google me. That's what you do.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Google with me.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I have best.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Don't call me. Don't I tell you what I tell you.
I tell Let me say this.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Don't come for me now, because I'm ready for you.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You know what, I'm not even gonna be sitting here
going back and forth with you. I'm gonna say this, sady,
I'm coming up there and somebody gonna do Miami weed
bottom line or were gonna be done for church on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh you think you talking to you, listen to me.
I'm so it's trying to go pocket. If you're the
one about asking everybody about me, you're possible to note
that I don't do nothing but short hair. I don't
do no five of God else to do your damn
your aunt hair, you lad your I can go to Yeah,
that's what you can do because I don't know about you.
(06:16):
I tried to be professional with you, which is stupid.
If it is Telle, and then you'll I can't be
no fail. She gotta be quire to sell to be
with you stupid. Son't call me because I don't. I
don't perfect you call my damn cell phone. I don't
know who. Don't get me my damn number because this
(06:37):
is a damn private number. I haven't either given no
damn buy. There ain't some damn part of my damn
part the life. I listened because of my part to law.
And I'm trying to show the Lord at me. I
can walk.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Excu Hey, heyn't know. I'm let me you know what.
Let me just tell you this here, tell me. One
gave me your damn number, told me that if I
talked to you, you would do my eighty hair. Cool Tommy,
Tommy one Gate, say what you do? Yes? You do?
You know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
You know him, don't you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Gosh ooh, hey, nephew Tommy from the Steel Hartey Show.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
That be me, Miss Lawnette. M Lord Jesus, you are
so Let me tell you something, Tammy and Paul told
me Lonetta is real cool, but she's twenty five percent ghetto.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh my gosh, tell you just right here, Tommy, you're
gonna get to because you to me, I don't know. Listen,
I'm from the hood, so I am. I'm gonna have
my partners to.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Come up there.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Start with my brother, right, you know all of us
would be there. I'm sorry, but my god, this has
been a crazy serious for me. But I love the show.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You gotta do this for me. What is the baddest
radio show in the list?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
See Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Next weekend, Oklahoma City, The Nephew is coming to town.
Bricktown that's Bricktown Comedy Club. That's the twenty eight, twenty ninth,
and thirty b ye read as Charlotte and Noack I
like April four, fifth and sixth Comedy Zone. April nineteenth,
it is Easter and Jacksonville, Florida at the Florida Still
to come hang out with your boy. Also Bray all right,
(08:49):
Bray Comedy Club.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's La.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Y'all right outside of La. That is April to thirteenth.
I think it's an on sale right now, Sunday night only,
I'm gonna go to LA and just hang out for
a bottom.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah yeah, go hang up for
Speaker 1 (09:01):
A week, and you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning
Show
The nephew is here with today's prank phone call what
you got for his nap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let me dig in my stupid bag here, pull out
something and you.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Ain't got to go deep, just getting right off the
top of it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I got, I got, I got, I got stuff at
the top, stuff in the middle, way down deep. I
mean it's I got a I got a nice bag
of stupid here. Now, don't know what the whole bag stupid.
It's what we're trying to tell you. Yeah, right right,
I understand that, but what its levels are?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Stupid?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Why do I have to teach you about stupid?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Why don't you of us don't know? You know what?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm gonna start teaching a stupid class so people are
no stupid is stupid does pay off?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I am already you already doing one. You come on
the radio every day.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I'm am I not an example that stupid pays off.
Don't play my stupid week. Don't do me like that,
don't do me like that. I'm I'm I'm I'm better
than that. Frank stupid diva lounge almost said I almost
said stupid lounge a diva lounge, diva lounge. Okay, let's
go respect my stupid Come on, this is Lornetta.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, Lonette, I'm trying to you. Did you want to
own the Diva Lounge? Right? Yes? Sorry, I do, Okay,
my aunt trying to Maam Phyllis was trying to get
an appointment. Say y'all rejected her or something like that
on getting an appointment. Uh for this past sad that
she wanted to get get in and get get her
hair dead.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm sorry, sorry, No one rejected her. Right now, I'm
not accepting any new clients.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Hold on, so what do you mean You're not accepting
no clients. That's the part I'm not trying to understand
because Maam Phyllis, you know, she don't call up there
like two times. From what she's telling me about she
can't get in there, Uh to Deva Lounge, that she
can't get in there and get her hair done because
every time she called, they saying that, you know, won't
nobody take her give her an appointment.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Sorry, I am the only stallace at the Deva Lounge,
and right now I am not accepting clients. I am
so sorry for your aunt, but there are other ones
in the area, but right now, I I'm not accepting
any new clients.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, I don't know. Wait wait a minute, anyone that
you want to come there? That I'm just saying is
here her weave, my ainie trying to get her weave done.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Me, sir, excuse me, you just cursed me out for
north parent reason.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I just I can live because basically, what I'm trying
to say is, I don't understand how it is you
can't get my any hair done. She tried to get
a weave done so she can be right for church.
So I don't understand the problem.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What the problem is. You're attacking me. I mean, you're
gonna call me talking about your damn wants the damn apartment,
but you're cursing me out. You want me to get
an apartment with me talking to me like that? Now, okay,
so what were Excuse me? Let me talk because it
just cursed me out. Now he's gonna hear what I
have to say. Try, I'm not accepting any new clients
(02:51):
at this time. Now she could have called, but right
now I'm not. I'm just not accepting any clients. I apologize,
but there's nothing else I can do.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I work all on them because you know what I
already know the deal, because I didn't already asked around town.
You you got all the everybody over there, got all
these big time cards, beamers and rains rovers. So them,
the people, them are only the people you do you
can't do so my Miami.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Listen, let me tell you one damn thing. I don't discriminate.
I don't give a damn what you try to go
down four tens for all I call, I'm wiping out
of my damn schedule is books, and I cannot take
anyone to class. There are sand then Charge and Montgomery
that you can go to. Fay.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Let me, let me, let me, let me say, let
me say this to you. What's your name again, Lawnette.
Let me tell you this right here, braying Miami, I'm
gonna brame my any up there, I'm bringing my You're
gonna shut up while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna
blame Miami up there talking. I'm sorry, no, no, but
(03:52):
you ain't gonna just reject Miami. She trying to get
our hair.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, hold on, professionalism is about to go out the
door with your Now, I have been trying to be
professional with your that you just called me.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
But you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You insist on cursing me out, and I haven't got
anything to you. I have since said so I cannot
take on any new clients.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But you just house I. I I insist on somebody
doing my any hair.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Somebody another damn salon. You won't get it done here.
I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
No, you gonna you're gonna do it, because I'm gonna
bring my ani up there on do it. I'm gonna
do it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You're gonna make me what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
What you're gonna do with somebody gonna put somebody gonna
put this weed in my hand.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm telling you that I can go from z BO
to one hundred real quick. I'm trying to be professional
with your but right now that's going out the door
because right now you've been so disrespectful to me.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Ladies again, saday, I'm coming up there, somebody putting my
any weeds in her weed?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Sorry, I don't do weeds. I only do for hair.
That's what I specialize in. That's my strength. So you
definitely have to find another salad. I don't do killing.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Whould have got a hand salon? Don't do no weed?
Who do that me? I don't do no damn there,
don't make no damn saying what kind of down hairstyling?
You just a short hairstyle that don't make no damn sense.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, that's what the specialized in. As a matter of fact,
I'm damn good at it fast. For if you you
research me, you've already done your damn research on around
Google me. That's what you do.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Google with me.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I have best.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Don't call me. Don't I tell you what I tell you.
I tell Let me say this.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Don't come for me now, because I'm ready for you.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You know what, I'm not even gonna be sitting here
going back and forth with you. I'm gonna say this, sady,
I'm coming up there and somebody gonna do Miami weed
bottom line or were gonna be done for church on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh you think you talking to you, listen to me.
I'm so it's trying to go pocket. If you're the
one about asking everybody about me, you're possible to note
that I don't do nothing but short hair. I don't
do no five of God else to do your damn
your aunt hair, you lad your I can go to Yeah,
that's what you can do because I don't know about you.
(06:16):
I tried to be professional with you, which is stupid.
If it is Telle, and then you'll I can't be
no fail. She gotta be quire to sell to be
with you stupid. Son't call me because I don't. I
don't perfect you call my damn cell phone. I don't
know who. Don't get me my damn number because this
(06:37):
is a damn private number. I haven't either given no
damn buy. There ain't some damn part of my damn
part the life. I listened because of my part to law.
And I'm trying to show the Lord at me. I
can walk.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Excu Hey, heyn't know. I'm let me you know what.
Let me just tell you this here, tell me. One
gave me your damn number, told me that if I
talked to you, you would do my eighty hair. Cool Tommy,
Tommy one Gate, say what you do? Yes? You do?
You know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
You know him, don't you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Gosh ooh, hey, nephew Tommy from the Steel Hartey Show.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
That be me, Miss Lawnette. M Lord Jesus, you are
so Let me tell you something, Tammy and Paul told
me Lonetta is real cool, but she's twenty five percent ghetto.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh my gosh, tell you just right here, Tommy, you're
gonna get to because you to me, I don't know. Listen,
I'm from the hood, so I am. I'm gonna have
my partners to.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Come up there.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Start with my brother, right, you know all of us
would be there. I'm sorry, but my god, this has
been a crazy serious for me. But I love the show.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You gotta do this for me. What is the baddest
radio show in the list?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
See Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Next weekend, Oklahoma City, The Nephew is coming to town.
Bricktown that's Bricktown Comedy Club. That's the twenty eight, twenty ninth,
and thirty b ye read as Charlotte and Noack I
like April four, fifth and sixth Comedy Zone. April nineteenth,
it is Easter and Jacksonville, Florida at the Florida Still
to come hang out with your boy. Also Bray all right,
(08:49):
Bray Comedy Club.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
That's La.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Y'all right outside of La. That is April to thirteenth.
I think it's an on sale right now, Sunday night only,
I'm gonna go to LA and just hang out for
a bottom.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah yeah, go hang up for
Speaker 1 (09:01):
A week, and you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning
Show
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