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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is he said his mom.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is off limits. Okay, we'll get into that.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Fund out what that's all about just a few Yeah,
that's what the subject is, though, he said his mom
is off limits right now. The next one here, mama, Yeah,
your mama, dog nephew's here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
What you got for us? And after I.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Got dp c A, d p c A, y'all give
a shot at what you're doing to DPAD is dead
people Collection Agents?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Dead people Collection Agents? Yes, boy, I was way off
me too. So who you call it? The people that,
oh the dead are they dead?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
The people that, oh the dead people. Oh you're representing
the just c dead people. Owe them some money?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
The people that all all the dead people.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Wow, that's different. Oh, yes, you're gonna pay. I come
up with I come with some incredible jobs.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I mean, I'm great.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, let's go cat Dead People Collection eight.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Daryl. Please, Darryl, This
is uh Tony with d p c A. We wanted
to give you a call. How are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Uh, well, what what's what's the company?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Uh d p c A.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Well, what that means uh.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
D p c A is a Dead Person Collection agency.
We actually collect uh money from those that have been
that have that are deceased, but people still owe them.
Are you familiar with call some who passed away six
months ago?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I know him, Yes he could dudes, but uh, what
do you want of me? Though?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, it's been brought I understanding that you actually owed
mister Carlton Fisher twelve hundred dollars? Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah? Yeah, we were talking about nah.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Okay, so wow, how though, as mister okay, let me
let me get this, let me get a clear understanding here.
You actually worked with mister Carlton Fisher, correct fact?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Okay? So have you borrowed money from mister Carlton Fisher before?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Why you asking though?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'm asking you clear question, sir? Have you borrowed money
from mister Carlton Fisher before?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I don't feel like I stand though today your business though?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, it is my business because I'm with the collection
agency and it's been brought to attention that you owed
twelve hundred dollars to him.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know what you talk about, and you ain't
even sent me no letter, so I'll know what's going on.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I'll repeat myself again, Sir, my name is Tony.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You send me a letter, You send me a letter,
send me a.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Letter though I haven't sent your letters.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I'm telling you call me that if you don't send
me no letter though.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Okay, sir, you owe this money to mister Fisher. I'm
with you.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I understand.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I don't understand you didn't send me no letter though,
and then you're gonna call me thought.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Okay. So here's the deal, sir. If you don't play
this twell, liner, we will come and take something. We
will confiscate something of the same value.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So I'm letting you know, send me no you you
you even even send me no letter though, if you do,
not call the police because he didn't send me no
letter though. You know, I see what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
No, No, I'm hearing what you're saying, sir.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
But at the end of the day, you're not hearing
what I'm saying though. You shouldn't even be talking to
me right now. Yeah, send me a letter though. That's
how it is. A bills he did not inform me anything, right, sure.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You owed, you owe the twelve hundred dollars. Short, we
both know that I'm saying you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You're skipping a step right now. Though that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It doesn't matter about the step, sir. You know what
you all and I'm just gonna let you know. I'm
not gonna go back and forth with you. I'm gonna
let you know this. We will come and confisate something
of the same value. Well, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But I'll let you know first though you cannot do
anything with else sending a letter. You did not send
me no letter. He send me no nothing, though you
call me. You araused me right about that without even
sending me no letter that I was saying, like, this
is the deal, this is what happened, This is when
it's due, YadA YadA.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Even okay, So let me let me say this to you.
We do know that you have a two thousand and
seventeen pickup truck.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
We do you thre me, you threaten me, you threaten.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I'm letting you know we're picking up something of the
same value. Are more okay?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You tell me now that's not that's both threatened me. Now,
you ain't even send me no letter. You just called
me up staying like I owe you now you ain't
even give me no date like it makes no sense though, sir.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
This is DPCA. This is what we do when someone passed.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I don't care if your government agency, you should be
sending me a letter.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
So you owe mister Fisher twelve hundred dollars he's now deceased.
We are going to collect this money? Are we gonna collect?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Saying? You skip the step? You skip the step. You
did not. You did not inform me that I owe
money to him. You're just telling me right now on
the phone. She wants to send a letter though.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Sorry, do you want to send us to send us
the money? Or do you want me to pick up?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I don't even know what you're talking about. Are you
talking about the truck? You're talking about my truck? No, no, no,
no, no no, no, we're not doing that. No we're not You're
not touching my truck right about now, you know what
I'm saying. Now, yeah, that's it. We're done. We're done.
If you come for my truck, I want to put
you Hear what I'm saying. I don't care what.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
You're it's twelve hundreds of dude.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
No, Yo, I'm telling you right now, you didn't send
me the letter. Now I'm angry guy, gonna turn your
truck come at me. I will come at you hard.
You know what I'm saying. Baseball bats all that, don't
put me, don't fill me. You'll get jump I'll jump you.
I'll jump y'all. Take your truck hear me. You'll stay
a boy from me. Sorry, I'm not calling you right now.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I'm not I'm not playing either.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
So are you ready?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Really?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yo? Yo? You yo? Yo? Are you listening though I'm
listening to you?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Are you listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You're the person you don't know the type of dude
I am. Man. You know, yo, you shall mad comfortable
right about now? Good, don't be uncomfortable. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this. If
I don't get this money by today, then then you
might as well start not sleeping the night. Because there's
a strong partibility what your car right, your car right,
not be there in your car. I mean, I'm saying
it as clear as possible, sir. Twelve hundred dollars are
your car? Your truck may not be there in the morning.
(06:37):
This is your car.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Do you want to be there after the next morning? Though?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What are you trying to say? What are you trying? No,
tell me what you're trying to say?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
What you hear? What you heard? We heard? We heard
from me, kirt?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Exactly when can when can we expect? When can we
expect the twelve hundred dollars?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I'm telling you right about now. Don't o my car.
I'm doing all right, I'm doing you. Don't put my car.
Don't put my car. Okay, car, don't let you don't
call me back? All right, I'm done? Mother, hung up?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Call him back? Call him back, man, call him back.
Who you think who you think you're hanging up all man?
Who you think you hanging up on?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Call me again? You call me again? Right on me again.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I'm waiting on the twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Okay. Now, No, I told you this. I told you.
I told you that. Now now you're getting me angry though,
Now you getting me angry though I told you this.
Don't call me all right? Send me the letter. You
don't send me the letter. They talking about taking my truck.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You up, Okay, Okay, you up? Okay. You know what
I'm gonna doing. I'll tell you what you're gonna do, though,
I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
right now. Do wa God, I'm gonna let I'm gonna
let go tell me come get the truck. I'm gonna
let Timmy come get the truck. Who I'm gonna let
Timmy come get the truck?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know who Timmy is. Which Tommy? Tell me? Who?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Tell me? Tell me? Baby nephew Tommy from the Steve
Harby Morning Show. Baby, your boy Trevor at your job,
got me the prank phone called you.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Man always we listening to y'all too.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Man, gosh.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Ah, have you guys go the Harris My Pearl office.
Sain't hearn right now? Man? Brother?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You on parole.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I I'm yeah, no comment, okay, all right?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Come we come there you go. I'll tell you what
this This is only comment. I want tell me this.
What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in the land? Baby? Give me tell me the.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all a bunch of crazy mone.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Come on you know. Come on, that was Janius King.
I gotta give it to you, King of Pranks. All right, nephew,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Coming up next, it is my Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is he said his mom is off limits.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
We'll get into it right after this.
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Speaker 2 (09:49):
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