August 21, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 has a specific problem for the doctor. This is so urgent that he called her on her personal number.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's
impossible to sleep next to him. Okay, we'll get into
that find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now it is time for the nephew
and today's frank phone call. Nephew, what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Stupid his own deck, Shirley, here we go, we uh,
stupid his own deck? Check this out, Doctor Petrie. I
need your help, Doctor Petrie, I need your help. Come on,
ken dog, let's see what we got up in here.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrick.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you
could help me out wuld with a problem that I have.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Okay, hello, Jareded, I would love to help you out
with a problem. Unfortunately, there, doctor Petri, right, I am,
but this is my personal number. How did you get
this number?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
If somebody gave me this number so I could call
you and and and try to get some counseling from you,
because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm I'm I'm
really in a bad situation right now.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay, I can. I can recognize that that you're in
a bad situation. But how did you get my number?
This is my personal line? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Are you? You? You the doctor? You're the counselor to
help people with with with with with situations and problems
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Right, yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh? I got a problem that I just seem like.
I'm just you know, I've been married to my wife
for six years.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, wait, wait, wait Jared, Now this what you're what
you're about to get into. You're about to you want
to go into a counseling session, and so in order
to do that, I do that through making an appointment.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I understand all of that, but you you you don't
understand I'm trying to. What I'm trying to tell you
is that I got a situation and I know it's
gonna happen again the night because it's been having it
all the time. I'm just I just need to if
you could just give me a little to help and
then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I
just need you to tell me how to handle my
problem and then I'll come in next week. I just,
(02:07):
I just I need.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
This bad right now, Jarret, Jared, Jared, I need you
to focus, Okay. I don't do this over the phone,
however it sounds to me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I need you. Can you can you be there for me?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Just for what I'm here.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Guy, for calling you and disrupting your weekend, but can
you help me out how I call him back?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hello back, Hello, I'm here, Jared, Doctor Patrick.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Jared.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm here to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to my wife
for like six years now, and and I don't know
what it is. But whatever, whenever we intimate, you know,
I get scared, and I'm going to the closet and
I got a TV in there and I watched old
TV shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy
(02:58):
between me and her.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case. It's
different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I
want to make sure that I address your up in
the big league.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Cannot turn it back what lonely we kniel you need baby,
ain't nothing long with that? We move it on up.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, Jared, focus, you called me and you needed I'll
be going.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'll be going through it to be bother me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need
to make sure a.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Clop four plot, rock five six something plot and PLoP
rock Lord eleven o'clock rock. We're going to rock rock
the clock tonight, when the clock right through, when the
going down.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Clutch, breeze, breathe, Oh, how did you get my number?
How did you get my personal number?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They gave me your numbers. You you would be the
one that would that would that would that would that
would take care of me.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I'm here, okay, let's take a dis and you.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Knew where you were then girls were girls and men
were men, wishing we could use a man like her.
But Hugh, but right again, up together.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I want to help you. I want to help you
and I want to help your situation. I want to
help you with your wife. But you you called me,
and I if you're looking for a lifeline or an anchor,
I'm trying to be that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I mean you to help me. I knew you did
help me when my wife can see I know my
wife is gonna leave me if I don't quit doing it.
Here's this story, A lovely lady, lovely girls cheered.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
My technique is a little bit different and maybe a
little unorthodox.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
If not the girl to feel this crue, the mental
would be lost, the moon would be lost.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The minu Okay, look here, look here.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean he jared me to help me.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I need to get you into my office. I need
to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase
my personal number from yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Knows your name?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Jared Focus, Focus, Focus, Jared focus. There's a lot more
going on here.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
For one you're making I got a fun now with
me in all the game, learning from each other while
we do our thing and have a good time.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more
patience with you now. I need you to fake suckers
and get it together. Why did you call me? Why
did you? How did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
At me? You're supposed to being a doctor. You're supposed
to be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Am a doctor. Don't question my credentials, young man. You
called me. I want to help you, but this has
gone on too far.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Tommy gave me your name. Call me to Steve. You
know Steve, don't you? Now?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Look I want to help you, but you are not
allowing me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who
is Stephen? And how did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
On the radio? Step on the.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Stephen on the radio.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
As in.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
On the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Tommy dat you have been.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know you didn't go?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh my god, do you have a colleague named Charles?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
You know what I'm gonna ki ooh, look that I
can't believe Charlie did this for me? O my god?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you know what time I wus? You got a
warn you got me flustered. I was recording you.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I love you know that.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's Steve Happy baby?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
My goodness, Wow, thank you for being a friend.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Busting out singing him?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So that was so funny. I said, this food right.
I'm trying to focus.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Twent o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock. This food right.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know all of the f all of the Gilligan's
Island that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Alb and you knew where you were then the.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Brady Bunch said all of it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Stupid baby, stupid coming super Coming to Buffalo, New York.
Tickets are on sale right now, y'all. Come see your
boy in red form ignorant us all get out Man
August and thirty first Saturday Night's later day weekend. It's
at the Shade Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now.
And my stupid just keeping magnifying every other day. It
get bigger and bigger, So come check.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Your boy out.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Laying in the Cuts Augusta, Georgia. Augusta, Georgia is laying
in the Cut. That is Friday, September sixth at the
Middller Field, the middle of Field. The Nephew is coming
to town. I just added a date and Columbia, south Man,
I got yall, tell me get your stuff together for
you ain't doing your fitness right now. But anyway, Columbia,
I'm coming. I got a way party. I had it
(08:41):
for you tomorrow. Laying in the Cut October twenty sixth, Nephew,
tell me your friends at the Hyman Center. That's in Lafayette, Louisiana,
October twenty sixth. Tickets on sale right now. Lafayette, Biby
the Nephew, come to town. Get ready to get ready.
Stupid is coming Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Do you know where you're going to?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Say?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
La Fayette, Louisiana. He got stuck, all right, guys. Coming
up next my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject
is it's impossible to sleep next to him. We'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's
impossible to sleep next to him. Okay, we'll get into
that find out what that's all about in just a
few because right now it is time for the nephew
and today's frank phone call. Nephew, what you got.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Stupid his own deck, Shirley, here we go, we uh,
stupid his own deck? Check this out, Doctor Petrie. I
need your help, Doctor Petrie, I need your help. Come on,
ken dog, let's see what we got up in here.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrick.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you
could help me out wuld with a problem that I have.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Okay, hello, Jareded, I would love to help you out
with a problem. Unfortunately, there, doctor Petri, right, I am,
but this is my personal number. How did you get
this number?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
If somebody gave me this number so I could call
you and and and try to get some counseling from you,
because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm I'm I'm
really in a bad situation right now.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay, I can. I can recognize that that you're in
a bad situation. But how did you get my number?
This is my personal line? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Are you? You? You the doctor? You're the counselor to
help people with with with with with situations and problems
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Right, yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh? I got a problem that I just seem like.
I'm just you know, I've been married to my wife
for six years.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Okay, wait, wait, wait Jared, Now this what you're what
you're about to get into. You're about to you want
to go into a counseling session, and so in order
to do that, I do that through making an appointment.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I understand all of that, but you you you don't
understand I'm trying to. What I'm trying to tell you
is that I got a situation and I know it's
gonna happen again the night because it's been having it
all the time. I'm just I just need to if
you could just give me a little to help and
then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I
just need you to tell me how to handle my
problem and then I'll come in next week. I just,
(02:07):
I just I need.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
This bad right now, Jarret, Jared, Jared, I need you
to focus, Okay. I don't do this over the phone,
however it sounds to me.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I need you. Can you can you be there for me?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Just for what I'm here.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Guy, for calling you and disrupting your weekend, but can
you help me out how I call him back?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't know what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hello back, Hello, I'm here, Jared, Doctor Patrick.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Jared.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm here to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to my wife
for like six years now, and and I don't know
what it is. But whatever, whenever we intimate, you know,
I get scared, and I'm going to the closet and
I got a TV in there and I watched old
TV shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy
(02:58):
between me and her.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case. It's
different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I
want to make sure that I address your up in
the big league.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Cannot turn it back what lonely we kniel you need baby,
ain't nothing long with that? We move it on up.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, Jared, focus, you called me and you needed I'll
be going.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'll be going through it to be bother me.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need
to make sure a.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Clop four plot, rock five six something plot and PLoP
rock Lord eleven o'clock rock. We're going to rock rock
the clock tonight, when the clock right through, when the
going down.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Clutch, breeze, breathe, Oh, how did you get my number?
How did you get my personal number?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They gave me your numbers. You you would be the
one that would that would that would that would that
would take care of me.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I'm here, okay, let's take a dis and you.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Knew where you were then girls were girls and men
were men, wishing we could use a man like her.
But Hugh, but right again, up together.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I want to help you. I want to help you
and I want to help your situation. I want to
help you with your wife. But you you called me,
and I if you're looking for a lifeline or an anchor,
I'm trying to be that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I mean you to help me. I knew you did
help me when my wife can see I know my
wife is gonna leave me if I don't quit doing it.
Here's this story, A lovely lady, lovely girls cheered.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
My technique is a little bit different and maybe a
little unorthodox.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
If not the girl to feel this crue, the mental
would be lost, the moon would be lost.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
The minu Okay, look here, look here.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I mean he jared me to help me.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I need to get you into my office. I need
to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase
my personal number from yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Knows your name?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Jared Focus, Focus, Focus, Jared focus. There's a lot more
going on here.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
For one you're making I got a fun now with
me in all the game, learning from each other while
we do our thing and have a good time.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more
patience with you now. I need you to fake suckers
and get it together. Why did you call me? Why
did you? How did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
At me? You're supposed to being a doctor. You're supposed
to be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Am a doctor. Don't question my credentials, young man. You
called me. I want to help you, but this has
gone on too far.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Tommy gave me your name. Call me to Steve. You
know Steve, don't you? Now?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Look I want to help you, but you are not
allowing me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who
is Stephen? And how did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
On the radio? Step on the.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Stephen on the radio.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
As in.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
On the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Tommy dat you have been.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know you didn't go?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh my god, do you have a colleague named Charles?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
You know what I'm gonna ki ooh, look that I
can't believe Charlie did this for me? O my god?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you know what time I wus? You got a
warn you got me flustered. I was recording you.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
I love you know that.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's Steve Happy baby?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
My goodness, Wow, thank you for being a friend.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Busting out singing him?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So that was so funny. I said, this food right.
I'm trying to focus.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Twent o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock. This food right.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know all of the f all of the Gilligan's
Island that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Alb and you knew where you were then the.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Brady Bunch said all of it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Stupid baby, stupid coming super Coming to Buffalo, New York.
Tickets are on sale right now, y'all. Come see your
boy in red form ignorant us all get out Man
August and thirty first Saturday Night's later day weekend. It's
at the Shade Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now.
And my stupid just keeping magnifying every other day. It
get bigger and bigger, So come check.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Your boy out.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Laying in the Cuts Augusta, Georgia. Augusta, Georgia is laying
in the Cut. That is Friday, September sixth at the
Middller Field, the middle of Field. The Nephew is coming
to town. I just added a date and Columbia, south Man,
I got yall, tell me get your stuff together for
you ain't doing your fitness right now. But anyway, Columbia,
I'm coming. I got a way party. I had it
(08:41):
for you tomorrow. Laying in the Cut October twenty sixth, Nephew,
tell me your friends at the Hyman Center. That's in Lafayette, Louisiana,
October twenty sixth. Tickets on sale right now. Lafayette, Biby
the Nephew, come to town. Get ready to get ready.
Stupid is coming Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Do you know where you're going to?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Say?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
La Fayette, Louisiana. He got stuck, all right, guys. Coming
up next my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject
is it's impossible to sleep next to him. We'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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