June 3, 2025 • 9 mins
A classic prank from Nephew Tommy. This is the one with the TV show theme songs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone
called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You are right here.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
What you got break?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Know where your break here? Right? I'm gonna hit you
with something right here. This right here is Dtor Petrie.
I need some help, Doctor Petrie. I need some help.
Let's go get them.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrie.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you
could help me out. Would would with a problem that
I have?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay, Hello Jared, I would love to help you out
with a problem. Unfortunately though, doctor Petrie. Right, I am,
but this is my personal number. How did you get
this number?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
If somebody gave me this number so I could call
you and and and and try to get some counseling
from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm,
I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay, I can I can recognize that that you're in
a bad situation. But how did you get my number?
This is my personal line? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Are you? You? You the doctor that you the counselor
to help people with with with with situations. And problems
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Right, Yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Uh, I got a problem that just seemed like I'm
just you know, I've been married to my wife for
six years.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, wait, wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what
you're about to get into. You're about to you want
to go into a counseling session, and so in order
to do that, I do that through making an appointment.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I all of that. But you you you don't understand
I'm trying to What I'm trying to tell you is
that I got to situate and I know it's gonna
happen again the night because it's been having it all
the time. I'm just I just need something. If you
could just give me a little bit of help and
then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I
just need you to tell me how to handle my
problem and then I'll come in next week. I just
(01:51):
I just I need this bad.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Right now, Jarrett, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.
I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
To me like you really need I need you. Can
you can you be there for me? Just for what
I'm calling you and disrupting your weekend, But can you
help me out?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Hello, I don't know what's going on. Call him back.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hello, I'm here, Jared, doctor Patrick.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Jared.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm here to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to my wife
for like six years now, and I don't know what
it is. But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I
get scared. And I'm going to the closet and I
got a TV in there and I watched old TV
shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between
(02:42):
me and her.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case, and
it's different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And
I want to make sure that I addressed him up.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In the big league. Get not turn it back lonely.
We live. You wouldn't need baby, I ain't nothing along
with that. Cod We move it on up.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Okay, Jared, focus, You called me and you need I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'll be going. I'll be going through it to be
part of me.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need to.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Make sure that three o'clock four pop rock, five six
something pop, eight o'clock rock, eleven o'clock rock. We're going
to rock rock the clock tonight, win the cock right
through wind, the bands going down on the rock trut.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Like breeze, breathe. Oh, how did you get my number?
How did you get my personal number?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
They gave me your number and said you you would
be the one that would that would that would that
would that would take care of me.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm here, okay, let's take a decision.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And you knew what you were then girls were girls
and men women wishing we could use a man like her.
Everybody heal right.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Again, up together. I want to help you. I want
to help you, and I want to help your situation.
I want to help you with your wife. But you
you called me and I if you're looking for a
lifeline or an anchor, I'm trying to be that.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I mean to help me. I did help me with
my wife because see, I know my wife is gonna
leave me if I know quit doing it. Here's this
story of a lovely lady.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Jared, Jared, My technique is a little bit different and
maybe a little unorthodox.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Feel this crue the minal would be lost, the moon
would be lost, the miner. Okay, look here, look here, Jared,
I need you to help me.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I need to get you into my office. I need
to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase my
personal number from yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Because he knows your name.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Jared. Ocus, Focus, Focus, Jared, focus. There's a lot more
going on here.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
For once. You're making a lot of fun there with
me in all the game, learning from each other while
we do our thing and gonna have a good time.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more
patience with you now. I need you to say fuckers
and get it together. Why did you call me? Why
did you? How did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You hollering at me? What you supposed to be the doctor?
You're supposed to be the doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I am a doctor. Don't question my credentials. Young man.
You called me. I want to help you, but this
has gone on too far.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
This is going on me Sorry, gave me your number?
Well me too, Steve. You know Steve, don't you? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Look I want to help you, but you are not
allowing me to do so. So who is Tell me?
Who is Stephen? And how did you get my number
on the Raino No Stephen on the even on the radio,
as in on the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Do you you know you didn't go, Oh, my god,
do you have a colleague named Charles?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You know what I'm gonna care? Oh, look that I
can't believe Charlie did this to me? My god?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Do you know the time of you got a warn?
You got me flustered?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I was recording you. You know that.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land
that Steve have been learning show?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Baby? My goodness, Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Was that funny? Oh you're Steve for Do you want
to sing the theme song? Thank you for being a friend? Yes,
all right, I got I got an announcement I gotta
make all right, all right, So I'm gonna lead a little.
(07:16):
I'm gonna need a little drum roll up in here, Dave,
let's go man. Here it is, y'all. I am so
excited that I have been I have been tapped on
the shoulder, your boy to host the Inaugurabal Greeks and
Greats Comedy and Music Festival in Naples Valley that is
August seventh through the tenth. You do not want to
miss this, and listen. You do not have to be
(07:37):
Greek to come. All right, I do not have to
be Greek to come. Okay, yes, you can come out
and have a good time. And let me tell you
call it it is lined up. You got hosted by yours, Julie,
nephew Tom, You got Yrvon Orgy in the building, the
Atomic Dog himself, George Clinton is in the building. Well,
Enrique Holmes, my boy Jonathan Slopem is in the building,
(08:00):
Keishi E Marcus Johnson, and a bunch of others. List
goes on and on. You do not want to miss
this event. Greeks and Greats dot com tickets are on
sale right now. You don't want to miss that. Get
the b I P get all of it. Come on
down and hang out. Beautiful, beautiful resort. We're gonna have
a wonderful diet oh hosted by yours Julip.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You talk now, lady.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Y'all have been wanting to get away and live, be
and hang out this way. You want to come hang
out right here, Greeks and Grapes, that's what you want
to do.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, there Okay, words, grapes, Yeah, why baby, let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Junior boy, bring yourself to Greeks and Greats.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yes, a school?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You have an extra cap shirt? A Well, I'm not extra.
Did that boy just asked me for the hand?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Is one with this boy?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Coming up next? Thank you, congratulations my strawberry letter today.
The subject is why do men disappear on me? We'll
get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Good and well.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
This boy asks people, you're listening Harday Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
M hm
Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone
called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You are right here.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
What you got break?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Know where your break here? Right? I'm gonna hit you
with something right here. This right here is Dtor Petrie.
I need some help, Doctor Petrie. I need some help.
Let's go get them.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello, I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrie.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
My name is Jared Jared, and I was hoping you
could help me out. Would would with a problem that
I have?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Okay, Hello Jared, I would love to help you out
with a problem. Unfortunately though, doctor Petrie. Right, I am,
but this is my personal number. How did you get
this number?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
If somebody gave me this number so I could call
you and and and and try to get some counseling
from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm I'm, I'm,
I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Okay, I can I can recognize that that you're in
a bad situation. But how did you get my number?
This is my personal line? Who gave you my number?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Are you? You? You the doctor that you the counselor
to help people with with with with situations. And problems
and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Right, Yes, I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Uh, I got a problem that just seemed like I'm
just you know, I've been married to my wife for
six years.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Okay, wait, wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what
you're about to get into. You're about to you want
to go into a counseling session, and so in order
to do that, I do that through making an appointment.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I all of that. But you you you don't understand
I'm trying to What I'm trying to tell you is
that I got to situate and I know it's gonna
happen again the night because it's been having it all
the time. I'm just I just need something. If you
could just give me a little bit of help and
then I'll come in next week. But I mean, I
just need you to tell me how to handle my
problem and then I'll come in next week. I just
(01:51):
I just I need this bad.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Right now, Jarrett, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.
I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
To me like you really need I need you. Can
you can you be there for me? Just for what
I'm calling you and disrupting your weekend, But can you
help me out?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Hello, I don't know what's going on. Call him back.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hello, I'm here, Jared, doctor Patrick.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Jared.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm here to listen to you.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, listen. I've been I've been married to my wife
for like six years now, and I don't know what
it is. But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I
get scared. And I'm going to the closet and I
got a TV in there and I watched old TV
shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of the intimacy between
(02:42):
me and her.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, Jared, this this sounds like a particular case, and
it's different from anything that I've experienced thus far. And
I want to make sure that I addressed him up.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In the big league. Get not turn it back lonely.
We live. You wouldn't need baby, I ain't nothing along
with that. Cod We move it on up.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Okay, Jared, focus, You called me and you need I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I'll be going. I'll be going through it to be
part of me.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Okay, Jared. What I need to do is I need to.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Make sure that three o'clock four pop rock, five six
something pop, eight o'clock rock, eleven o'clock rock. We're going
to rock rock the clock tonight, win the cock right
through wind, the bands going down on the rock trut.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Like breeze, breathe. Oh, how did you get my number?
How did you get my personal number?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
They gave me your number and said you you would
be the one that would that would that would that
would that would take care of me.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm here, okay, let's take a decision.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
And you knew what you were then girls were girls
and men women wishing we could use a man like her.
Everybody heal right.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Again, up together. I want to help you. I want
to help you, and I want to help your situation.
I want to help you with your wife. But you
you called me and I if you're looking for a
lifeline or an anchor, I'm trying to be that.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I mean to help me. I did help me with
my wife because see, I know my wife is gonna
leave me if I know quit doing it. Here's this
story of a lovely lady.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Jared, Jared, My technique is a little bit different and
maybe a little unorthodox.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Feel this crue the minal would be lost, the moon
would be lost, the miner. Okay, look here, look here, Jared,
I need you to help me.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I need to get you into my office. I need
to schedule an appointment with you. You need to erase my
personal number from yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Because he knows your name.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Jared. Ocus, Focus, Focus, Jared, focus. There's a lot more
going on here.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
For once. You're making a lot of fun there with
me in all the game, learning from each other while
we do our thing and gonna have a good time.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Jared, my patience is said up. I have no more
patience with you now. I need you to say fuckers
and get it together. Why did you call me? Why
did you? How did you get my number?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You hollering at me? What you supposed to be the doctor?
You're supposed to be the doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I am a doctor. Don't question my credentials. Young man.
You called me. I want to help you, but this
has gone on too far.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
This is going on me Sorry, gave me your number?
Well me too, Steve. You know Steve, don't you? Now?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Look I want to help you, but you are not
allowing me to do so. So who is Tell me?
Who is Stephen? And how did you get my number
on the Raino No Stephen on the even on the radio,
as in on the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Do you you know you didn't go, Oh, my god,
do you have a colleague named Charles?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You know what I'm gonna care? Oh, look that I
can't believe Charlie did this to me? My god?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Do you know the time of you got a warn?
You got me flustered?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I was recording you. You know that.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I gotta ask you something though, What is the baddest
and I mean the baddest radio show in the land
that Steve have been learning show?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Baby? My goodness, Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Was that funny? Oh you're Steve for Do you want
to sing the theme song? Thank you for being a friend? Yes,
all right, I got I got an announcement I gotta
make all right, all right, So I'm gonna lead a little.
(07:16):
I'm gonna need a little drum roll up in here, Dave,
let's go man. Here it is, y'all. I am so
excited that I have been I have been tapped on
the shoulder, your boy to host the Inaugurabal Greeks and
Greats Comedy and Music Festival in Naples Valley that is
August seventh through the tenth. You do not want to
miss this, and listen. You do not have to be
(07:37):
Greek to come. All right, I do not have to
be Greek to come. Okay, yes, you can come out
and have a good time. And let me tell you
call it it is lined up. You got hosted by yours, Julie,
nephew Tom, You got Yrvon Orgy in the building, the
Atomic Dog himself, George Clinton is in the building. Well,
Enrique Holmes, my boy Jonathan Slopem is in the building,
(08:00):
Keishi E Marcus Johnson, and a bunch of others. List
goes on and on. You do not want to miss
this event. Greeks and Greats dot com tickets are on
sale right now. You don't want to miss that. Get
the b I P get all of it. Come on
down and hang out. Beautiful, beautiful resort. We're gonna have
a wonderful diet oh hosted by yours Julip.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You talk now, lady.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Y'all have been wanting to get away and live, be
and hang out this way. You want to come hang
out right here, Greeks and Grapes, that's what you want
to do.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, there Okay, words, grapes, Yeah, why baby, let's go.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Junior boy, bring yourself to Greeks and Greats.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yes, a school?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
You have an extra cap shirt? A Well, I'm not extra.
Did that boy just asked me for the hand?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Is one with this boy?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Coming up next? Thank you, congratulations my strawberry letter today.
The subject is why do men disappear on me? We'll
get into it right after this.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Good and well.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
This boy asks people, you're listening Harday Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
M hm
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