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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for us today?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Now, I'm trying to go deep right now, Shirley, deep
into the archives. I'm back here these folders and I'm
in see deep.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
In the playoffs. I'm even in a cassette couple of
them on eight track. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Back off, I'm back off in here. I'm back back
off in here. Yeah, yeah, deep.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Deep deep, prank prank deep. Let's see here. All right,
that's the right here, y'all hold tight here cut Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach your Sandra. Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
This This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with
your sister Kieva. Okay, we've we've met a couple of times.
You've you've come out to Happy Hour with us a
couple of times. But that's been you just had a baby.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Right, oh yeah, so that must have been a long
time ago. I sure did just have a baby, she said.
This is Brian.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's been three months since I've had him?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, well, congratulations to you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Listen, we we're putting together a potluck Christmas party and
we wanted to invite you out.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, I I you know what, I'm My job is
to call around since it's a pot luck, and make
sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted
to do is I told her she should invite you
her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just saying
you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby,
and maybe you would want to get.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
with this baby. Oh and he's Oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
When is the party, h It's gonna be next week,
next Friday. We're gonna throw it and we're not trying
to do anything too late, probably around six o'clock. Everybody's
gonna leave work a little early. But we're gonna all
bring a little something to contribute to the party, you know,
whatever type of food or drinks or whatever. So we
just wanted to reach out and give you an invitation.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Uh, I just need to see if I can get
a babysitter. I haven't had to use a babysitter yet,
but I'll try. I'll do my best. I mean, it's
my sister and her friend, so i'd be glad to come.
So you said it's potluck. What are y'all bringing?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We just gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can
I just order something and have it delivered or something
like that. You know, I'm food with this baby. I
can't get too much done while i'm here, but i'd
be glad to contribute.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband
out to get something because you know, Advan's just school
a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I
can do eggnogs.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, Well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you, if you could really really help
us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast
(03:08):
milk to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she used the best milk. Is I can get her
to make some?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Okay, so your mom has what kind of milk?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My ain't? She makes the best eggnog, And I know
she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I no, no, no, no, no no no, we want
some breast milk, not the best milk.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We want breast. Aren't you breastfeeding?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You You say breast as in b R E s T.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Breast milk, breast milk? Yes, yes, Wait.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
A minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast
milk is for babies. Adult people don't supposed to drink that.
If you if you not know anything. You're not supposed
to be breast milk.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Breast milk is the best milk. See, so what we
was trying to do is get it. Get the eggnog
made with breast milk, and that's what we want.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Brian, you say your name is Brian. Yes, okay, Brian,
you must be white because because black folks don't drink
breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am not making
eggnog with breast milk. Now, breast milk is not what
you get. That is for my newborn infants. That sounds nasty,
unst Why would I do that to other people? Is
(04:26):
that to have somebody to do?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean, is there what you can like pump out
two gallons for us?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That
is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am
not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,
somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring them
milk up there to make some get eggnog? What does that?
(04:50):
We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village
with my milk.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You know what ma'am.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I mean, I wasn't trying to offend you. I just
wanted to see if it was something that you would
do for us. You know, maybe you could. You could
squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
Does that?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah? You got me up. You need to tell Keith.
First of all, I don't even know why people gave
you my number to invite me to some She couldn't
have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
make some damn egnog with real breast milks.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I didn't tell Keith exactly what I wanted, but I
didn't think it was gonna be this much of a
problem that you would have a problem with a couple
of gallons so we could have a good time with
real good milk.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that to be calling somebody asking me for
some breast milk? Who does that? What you can do
or if you want some eggnog you could stop at
the grocery store and get you some infamal or some
similar and mixing agnogged yourself if that's what you choose
to do. But my breast milk, you can't even pay
for it? Okay, I don't get down like that. That's
(05:55):
some if I ever heard of it, you too. It
tells you be calling around asking people for.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh, you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This selfish that you can't loan us a little bit
of breast milk so we can have a great time
with some egg nog at the party.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Selfish, loan breast milk?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, you know what, you know what concerned, don't worry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
the party.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Damn right. I don't need to come here on a
sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven
have her friend call me.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mom is
to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
like that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, you know what, Brian, what.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Is your last name? Because I'm failing to remember who
you are, because I'm sure gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Ask keep well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I
don't really want to tell you my real name.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So so you playing on the phone, then you probably
don't even know my sister. Who is this?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keith.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You may't talk to my key because this is a
I know that too clearly.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Okay, but I want to go and tell you this here.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You know what you're gonna get off my damn phone.
That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Keeble told me to call because see I am nephew
Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
Cable got me the prank phone call you you're.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Talking about that nephew Thiment's on the TV in the radio.
I'm this can't be real. Me. I'm like, who there said,
Oh my god, oh you real funny?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Okay, said, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Ask you, baby, what's the baddest that I mean, the
baddest radio show in the last.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm all right, don't worry about it. Y'all ain't gonna
give me no praise. That's okay, I understand quite alright.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Every day, alright, every day, same t. Yeah, well, you
know what, I'll tell you what. You know what? Twenty
twenty five, I ain't gonna do it no more. I'm not.
I'm not gonna ask y'all pranking praise. I'm not gonna
ask y'all for pranking praise one month at all time. Yeah,
I'm not saying that. You ain't gonna ask us ask
him this time. You're gonna find a new time to
(08:17):
ask us. But you're gonna ask us. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I made on mind. That's my New Year's resolution. I'm
not asking for number brank and praise, all right. Saturday,
December twenty eight, the Nephew is coming to town. That
is Washington, d C. It's New Year's Comedy Jam. But
my uncle say it's three days before New Year's that's
December twenty eight. A right, you got Tony Roberts, you
got Lance Wood was Bruce in the Building, Red Grant
(08:42):
lou Nail hosted by Yours true lead Nephew tell Me
at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on
all Ticketmaster outlets.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I will see you in d C.
Right now it is time for the nephew and today's
prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What you got for us today?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Now, I'm trying to go deep right now, Shirley, deep
into the archives. I'm back here these folders and I'm
in see deep.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
In the playoffs. I'm even in a cassette couple of
them on eight track. You know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Back off, I'm back off in here. I'm back back
off in here. Yeah, yeah, deep.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Deep deep, prank prank deep. Let's see here. All right,
that's the right here, y'all hold tight here cut Hello, Hello,
I'm trying to reach your Sandra. Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
This This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with
your sister Kieva. Okay, we've we've met a couple of times.
You've you've come out to Happy Hour with us a
couple of times. But that's been you just had a baby.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Right, oh yeah, so that must have been a long
time ago. I sure did just have a baby, she said.
This is Brian.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's been three months since I've had him?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, well, congratulations to you.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Listen, we we're putting together a potluck Christmas party and
we wanted to invite you out.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, I I you know what, I'm My job is
to call around since it's a pot luck, and make
sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted
to do is I told her she should invite you
her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just saying
you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby,
and maybe you would want to get.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
with this baby. Oh and he's Oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
When is the party, h It's gonna be next week,
next Friday. We're gonna throw it and we're not trying
to do anything too late, probably around six o'clock. Everybody's
gonna leave work a little early. But we're gonna all
bring a little something to contribute to the party, you know,
whatever type of food or drinks or whatever. So we
just wanted to reach out and give you an invitation.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Uh, I just need to see if I can get
a babysitter. I haven't had to use a babysitter yet,
but I'll try. I'll do my best. I mean, it's
my sister and her friend, so i'd be glad to come.
So you said it's potluck. What are y'all bringing?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We just gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can
I just order something and have it delivered or something
like that. You know, I'm food with this baby. I
can't get too much done while i'm here, but i'd
be glad to contribute.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband
out to get something because you know, Advan's just school
a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I
can do eggnogs.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, Well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you, if you could really really help
us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast
(03:08):
milk to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she used the best milk. Is I can get her
to make some?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Okay, so your mom has what kind of milk?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
My ain't? She makes the best eggnog, And I know
she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I no, no, no, no, no no no, we want
some breast milk, not the best milk.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We want breast. Aren't you breastfeeding?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You You say breast as in b R E s T.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Breast milk, breast milk? Yes, yes, Wait.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
A minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast
milk is for babies. Adult people don't supposed to drink that.
If you if you not know anything. You're not supposed
to be breast milk.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Breast milk is the best milk. See, so what we
was trying to do is get it. Get the eggnog
made with breast milk, and that's what we want.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Brian, you say your name is Brian. Yes, okay, Brian,
you must be white because because black folks don't drink
breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am not making
eggnog with breast milk. Now, breast milk is not what
you get. That is for my newborn infants. That sounds nasty,
unst Why would I do that to other people? Is
(04:26):
that to have somebody to do?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I mean, is there what you can like pump out
two gallons for us?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That
is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am
not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,
somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring them
milk up there to make some get eggnog? What does that?
(04:50):
We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village
with my milk.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You know what ma'am.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I mean, I wasn't trying to offend you. I just
wanted to see if it was something that you would
do for us. You know, maybe you could. You could
squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
Does that?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah? You got me up. You need to tell Keith.
First of all, I don't even know why people gave
you my number to invite me to some She couldn't
have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
make some damn egnog with real breast milks.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I didn't tell Keith exactly what I wanted, but I
didn't think it was gonna be this much of a
problem that you would have a problem with a couple
of gallons so we could have a good time with
real good milk.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that to be calling somebody asking me for
some breast milk? Who does that? What you can do
or if you want some eggnog you could stop at
the grocery store and get you some infamal or some
similar and mixing agnogged yourself if that's what you choose
to do. But my breast milk, you can't even pay
for it? Okay, I don't get down like that. That's
(05:55):
some if I ever heard of it, you too. It
tells you be calling around asking people for.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh, you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This selfish that you can't loan us a little bit
of breast milk so we can have a great time
with some egg nog at the party.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Selfish, loan breast milk?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, you know what, you know what concerned, don't worry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
the party.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Damn right. I don't need to come here on a
sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven
have her friend call me.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mom is
to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
like that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, you know what, Brian, what.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Is your last name? Because I'm failing to remember who
you are, because I'm sure gonna.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Ask keep well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I
don't really want to tell you my real name.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
So so you playing on the phone, then you probably
don't even know my sister. Who is this?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keith.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You may't talk to my key because this is a
I know that too clearly.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Okay, but I want to go and tell you this here.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You know what you're gonna get off my damn phone.
That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Keeble told me to call because see I am nephew
Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
Cable got me the prank phone call you you're.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Talking about that nephew Thiment's on the TV in the radio.
I'm this can't be real. Me. I'm like, who there said,
Oh my god, oh you real funny?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Okay, said, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Ask you, baby, what's the baddest that I mean, the
baddest radio show in the last.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm all right, don't worry about it. Y'all ain't gonna
give me no praise. That's okay, I understand quite alright.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Every day, alright, every day, same t. Yeah, well, you
know what, I'll tell you what. You know what? Twenty
twenty five, I ain't gonna do it no more. I'm not.
I'm not gonna ask y'all pranking praise. I'm not gonna
ask y'all for pranking praise one month at all time. Yeah,
I'm not saying that. You ain't gonna ask us ask
him this time. You're gonna find a new time to
(08:17):
ask us. But you're gonna ask us. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I made on mind. That's my New Year's resolution. I'm
not asking for number brank and praise, all right. Saturday,
December twenty eight, the Nephew is coming to town. That
is Washington, d C. It's New Year's Comedy Jam. But
my uncle say it's three days before New Year's that's
December twenty eight. A right, you got Tony Roberts, you
got Lance Wood was Bruce in the Building, Red Grant
(08:42):
lou Nail hosted by Yours true lead Nephew tell Me
at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on
all Ticketmaster outlets.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I will see you in d C.
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