December 21, 2023 • 8 mins
Will you please bring the party some homemade Egg Nog from scratch? To be specific, will you make Egg Nog with your breast milk?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject he picked the wrong sister. Wait till you hear that.
We'll get into it in just a bit, but right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us, neph.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Y'all hold tight here, come.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello, I'm trying to reach your sandre Is. Hey, how
you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm fine with this.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your
sister Kieva.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, we've met a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Couple of times. You've come out to happy Hour with
us a couple of times, but that's been you just
had a baby.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a long
time ago. I sure did just have a baby, she said.
This is Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's been three months since I've had him?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we're putting
together a pot look Christmas party and we wanted to
invite you out.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, I I you know what I'm My job is
to call around. Since it's a pot luck and make
sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted
to do is I told her she should invite you,
her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just saying
you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby,
and maybe you would want to get out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
with his baby. Oh and he Oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
When is the party?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Uh, it's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna
throw it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early.
But we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
and give you an invitation.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try. Yeah,
I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
her friends, so I'd be glad to come. So you
said it's pot luck. What are y'all bringing?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
Christmas spirit. We just gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can
I just order something and have it delivered or something
like that? You know, I'm food with this baby. I
can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd
be glad to contribute. Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Uh yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband
out to get some, because you know, Lan's just fooled
a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I
could do eggnogs.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you if you could really really help
us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast
(03:05):
milk to do it?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she used the best milk. Is I can get her
to make? Thumb? Is that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay? So your mom has what kind of milk?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
My ain't? She makes the best eggnog And I know
she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
what I was thinking. I don't know told you no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, no, no no no. We want some breast milk,
not the best milk. We want breast Aren't you breastfeeding?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You? You say breast as in b R E A
S T.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Breast milk, breast milk.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes, yes, Wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.
But breast milk is for babies, adun't. People don't supposed
to drink that? If you if you not, no innything,
you're not supposed.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
To be bress milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
so what we was trying to do is get it.
Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What we want. Brian, you say your name is Brian. Yeah, okay, Brian,
you must be white because because black folks don't drink
breast milk. That's for babies. Okay. I am not making
egg nogs with breast milk. Now, breast milk is not
what you get. That is for my newborn infants. That
sounds nasty, Unstad, Why would I do that to other people?
(04:25):
To have somebody to do?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, is there what you can like pump out
two gallons for us?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That
is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am
not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,
somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring up
milk up there to make some eggnogs? What does that?
(04:50):
We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village
with my milk, you.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Know what, ma'am. I mean. I wasn't trying to offend you.
I just wanted to see if it was something that
you would do for us. You know, maybe you could
you could squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
Does that?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, you got meed. You need to tell Keith. First
of all, I don't even know why ever gave you
my number to invite me to some cause she couldn't
have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
make some damn egnog with real breast milks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keith exactly what
I wanted, but I didn't think it was gonna be
this much of a of a problem that you would
have a problem with a couple of gallons so we
could have a good time with real good milk.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that calling somebody asking me for some breast milk?
Who does that? What you can do? Or if you
want some eggnog, you could stop at the grocery store
and get you some infamel or some similar can mix
some agnogged yourself if that's what you choose to do.
But my breast milk. You can't even pay for it. Okay,
(05:56):
I don't get down like that. That's some if I
ever heard of it. You two intellig You be calling
around asking people for milk.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh, you're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan
us a little bit of breast milk so we can
have a great time with some egg nog at the party.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Selfish, loan breast milk?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, you know what, you know what, Cascerndra, don't worry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
the party.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Damn right. I don't need to come here on a
sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven
have her friend call me.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is
to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your
last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you are
because I'm sure gonna ask keep.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really
want to tell you my real name, so.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
So you playing on the phone, then you probably don't
even know my sister. Who is it?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I mean I talked to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keip.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You can't talk to my Keeber because this is a
I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want to
go and tell you this here. You know what you're
gonna get off my damn phone. That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Keeble told me to call because see, I am nephew
Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
Cable got me the prank phone call.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You you talking about that nephew Thomas on the TV in
the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm like, this can't be real.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You me.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm like, who said, Oh my god? Oh you real? Funny? Okay,
you said.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,
the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Last The Steve Harvey Morning Show, New York, New York,
Big City of Dreams.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Get ready, baby, February to third. The Nephew is coming
to the NYC, the City Winery. You heard what I said.
Tickets are on sale right now. February third, Saturday Night,
New York City. If you can make it New York,
you can make it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now.
All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you're coming up. Strawberry letter, he picked the wrong sister.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
subject he picked the wrong sister. Wait till you hear that.
We'll get into it in just a bit, but right
now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for us, neph.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Y'all hold tight here, come.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello, I'm trying to reach your sandre Is. Hey, how
you doing.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm fine with this.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your
sister Kieva.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, we've met a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Couple of times. You've come out to happy Hour with
us a couple of times, but that's been you just
had a baby.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a long
time ago. I sure did just have a baby, she said.
This is Brian.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's been three months since I've had him?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we're putting
together a pot look Christmas party and we wanted to
invite you out.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, I I you know what I'm My job is
to call around. Since it's a pot luck and make
sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted
to do is I told her she should invite you,
her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just saying
you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby,
and maybe you would want to get out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
with his baby. Oh and he Oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
When is the party?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Uh, it's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna
throw it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early.
But we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
and give you an invitation.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.
I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try. Yeah,
I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and
her friends, so I'd be glad to come. So you
said it's pot luck. What are y'all bringing?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
Christmas spirit. We just gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can
I just order something and have it delivered or something
like that? You know, I'm food with this baby. I
can't get too much done while I'm here, but I'd
be glad to contribute. Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Uh yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband
out to get some, because you know, Lan's just fooled
a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I
could do eggnogs.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you if you could really really help
us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast
(03:05):
milk to do it?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she used the best milk. Is I can get her
to make? Thumb? Is that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay? So your mom has what kind of milk?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
My ain't? She makes the best eggnog And I know
she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
what I was thinking. I don't know told you no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, no, no no no. We want some breast milk,
not the best milk. We want breast Aren't you breastfeeding?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You? You say breast as in b R E A
S T.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Breast milk, breast milk.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes, yes, Wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.
But breast milk is for babies, adun't. People don't supposed
to drink that? If you if you not, no innything,
you're not supposed.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
To be bress milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
so what we was trying to do is get it.
Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
What we want. Brian, you say your name is Brian. Yeah, okay, Brian,
you must be white because because black folks don't drink
breast milk. That's for babies. Okay. I am not making
egg nogs with breast milk. Now, breast milk is not
what you get. That is for my newborn infants. That
sounds nasty, Unstad, Why would I do that to other people?
(04:25):
To have somebody to do?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, is there what you can like pump out
two gallons for us?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That
is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am
not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,
somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring up
milk up there to make some eggnogs? What does that?
(04:50):
We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village
with my milk, you.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Know what, ma'am. I mean. I wasn't trying to offend you.
I just wanted to see if it was something that
you would do for us. You know, maybe you could
you could squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
Does that?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, you got meed. You need to tell Keith. First
of all, I don't even know why ever gave you
my number to invite me to some cause she couldn't
have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
make some damn egnog with real breast milks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keith exactly what
I wanted, but I didn't think it was gonna be
this much of a of a problem that you would
have a problem with a couple of gallons so we
could have a good time with real good milk.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that calling somebody asking me for some breast milk?
Who does that? What you can do? Or if you
want some eggnog, you could stop at the grocery store
and get you some infamel or some similar can mix
some agnogged yourself if that's what you choose to do.
But my breast milk. You can't even pay for it. Okay,
(05:56):
I don't get down like that. That's some if I
ever heard of it. You two intellig You be calling
around asking people for milk.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh, you're gonna be this selfish that you can't loan
us a little bit of breast milk so we can
have a great time with some egg nog at the party.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Selfish, loan breast milk?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, you know what, you know what, Cascerndra, don't worry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to
the party.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Damn right. I don't need to come here on a
sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven
have her friend call me.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your
wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is
to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to
ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some
like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your
last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you are
because I'm sure gonna ask keep.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really
want to tell you my real name, so.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
So you playing on the phone, then you probably don't
even know my sister. Who is it?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I mean I talked to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keip.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
You can't talk to my Keeber because this is a
I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want to
go and tell you this here. You know what you're
gonna get off my damn phone. That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Keeble told me to call because see, I am nephew
Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
Cable got me the prank phone call.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You you talking about that nephew Thomas on the TV in
the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm like, this can't be real.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You me.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I'm like, who said, Oh my god? Oh you real? Funny? Okay,
you said.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,
the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Last The Steve Harvey Morning Show, New York, New York,
Big City of Dreams.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Get ready, baby, February to third. The Nephew is coming
to the NYC, the City Winery. You heard what I said.
Tickets are on sale right now. February third, Saturday Night,
New York City. If you can make it New York,
you can make it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now.
All right, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
If you're coming up. Strawberry letter, he picked the wrong sister.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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