Eggnog - 12.22.25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm trying to go deep right now, Shirley, deep into
the archives. I'm mack hen these folders and I'm in
see deep in the playoffs. I'm even in a cassette
couple of them on eight track. You know, I'm back off.
I'm back off in here. I'm back way back off
in here. Yeah, yeah, deep deep deep, prank prank deep.
Let's see here. All right, that's what right here? Uh,

(00:22):
y'all hold tight here cut Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
reach Cassandra. Hey, how you doing? I'm fine with This
is Brian. This is Brian. I work with your sister Kieva. Okay,
we've we've met a couple of times. You've you've come
out to Happy Hour with us a couple of times,
but that's been you just had a baby.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a long
time ago. I sure did just have a baby, he said.
This is Brian.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it not?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's been three months since I've had him?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, all right, well congratulations to you. Listen, we we're
putting together a pot look Christmas party and we wanted
to invite you out.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well, I I I, you know what I'm My job
is to call around since it's a pot luck, and
make sure we get everybody to bring something. What I
wanted to do is I told her she should invite
you her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just
saying you probably hadn't been able to get out since
the baby, and maybe you would want to get out
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house
with this baby. Oh and he Oh, he's such a
greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is
like my second child, and I'm telling you he was
nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out.
When is the party.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna throw
it and we're not trying to do anything too late,
probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early,
but we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute
to the party, you know, whatever type of food or
drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out
and give you an invitation.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I just need to see if I can get a
baby shitter. I haven't had to use a babysitter yet,
but I'll try. I'll do my best. I mean, it's
my sister and her friends, so i'd be glad to come.
So you said it's pot luck. What are y'all bringing?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are
bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess
a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the
Christmas spirit. We just gonna have a good time.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can
I just order something and have it delivered or something
like that. You know, I'm food with this baby. I
can't get too much done while I'm here, but i'd
be glad to contribute.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Uh. Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband
out to get some, because you know, Advan's just spooled
a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I
can do eggnogs.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything
from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.
We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw
the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see
if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But
you know, if you if you could really really help
us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast

(03:04):
milk to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Well, they make the best milk over there. I know
they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.
You know what I should get my aunt to make
because she got a real good recipe and I know
she used the best milk. Is I can get her
to make thumb? Is that? Okay?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, so your mom has what kind of milk?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
My ain't? She makes the best eggnog, and I know
she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's
what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I told you, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
we want some breast milk, not the best milk. We
want breast. Aren't you breastfeeding?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You? You say breast as in B R E s T.
Breast milk, breast milk. Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait
a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast milk is for babies,
don't People don't supposed to drink that. If you if
you not know anything, you're not supposed to.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Be breast milk. Breast milk is the best milk. See,
so what we was trying to do is get it.
Get the eggnog made with breast milk, and that's what
we want.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You say, your name is Brian, Yes, I'm Brian. Okay, Brian,
you must be white because because black folks don't drink
breast milk. That's for babies. Okay. I am not making
egg nogs with breast milk. Now. Breast milk is not
what you get. That is for my newborn infants. That
sounds nasty, unstam. Why would I do that to other people?

(04:21):
For that to have somebody to do?

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I mean, is there what you can like pump out
two gallons for us?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That
is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am
not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,
somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring up
milk up there to make some eggnogs? What does that?

(04:46):
We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village
with my milk.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You know what, ma'am. I mean. I wasn't trying to
offend you. I just wanted to see if it was
something that you would do for us. You know, maybe
you could. You could squeeze out a couple of gallons
and we could.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table spool
of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?
Does that?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah? You got me up. You need to tell Keith.
First of all, I don't even know why ever gave
you my number to invite me to some She couldn't
have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to
make some eggnogged with real breast milks.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell Keith exactly what
I wanted, But I didn't think it was gonna be
this much of a of a problem that you would
have a problem with a couple of gallons so we
could have a good time with real good milk.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are
smarter than that to be calling somebody asking me for
some breast milk? Who does that? What you can do
if you want some eggnog? You could stop at the
grocery stor and get you some infamal some similar can
make some agnog yourself if that's what you choose to do.
But my breast milk, you can't even pay for it? Okay,

(05:50):
I don't get down like that. That's some if I
ever heard of it, you too. It tells you be
calling around asking people for milk.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Does you're gonna be this selfish? But you can't loan
us a little bit of breast milk so we can
have a great time with some egg nog at the party.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Self selfish, loan breast milk?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, you know what? You know what, Cascernra, don't worry about.
We don't even want you at the party. If you
ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to the.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Party, right. I don't need to come here on a
sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven
have her friend call me.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's
and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm offended.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I am offended.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay. Would you ask your wife or your girlfriend or
whoever your baby mam is to do something like that?
Would you expect somebody to ask her? You're just respecting
me asking me for some like that.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, you know what, Brian, what is.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Your last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you
are because I'm sure gonna ask keep.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really
want to tell you my real.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Name, so so you playing on the phone. Then you
probably don't even know my sister. Who is this?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.
I talked to Keith.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
You cain't talk to my Kiva because this is a
I know that too clearly.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Okay, but I want to go and tell you this
just here.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You know what You're gonna get off my phone. That's
what you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Keeble told me to call because see I am nephew
Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister
Cable got me the prank phone call you.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You're talking about that nephew Thiment's on the TV in
the radio.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm like, this can't be real. You're ting me. I'm like,
who said, oh my god? Oh you real funny?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Okay, you said, I gotta ask you, baby, what's the
baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio Show in the.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Last The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm all right, don't worry about it. Y'all ain't gonna
give me no praise. That's okay, I understand quite all right?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Every day, all right, every day?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, well, you know what, I'll tell you what. You
know what. I ain't gonna do it no more. I'm not.
I'm not gonna ask y'all. You're not ranking praise. I'm
not gonna ask y'all for prank and praise. No moment
all the time. Yes, I'm saying this. You ain't gonna
ask her this time. You gonna find a new time
to ask us. But you're gonna ask us. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I made on matter. That's my

(08:19):
new Year's resolution. I'm not asking for number brank and praise.
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