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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll be here, I'll be here, I'll be right here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Got the prank of today for you. This right here
is exotic delivery. Exotic delivery. Now, ladies, what y'all think?
What what you know when you hear exotic delivery? What
you think that is.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
An Amazon package or something?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Stripper with an Amazon package.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Called delivery exotic dances. I'm with you on this, Shirley.
Maybe you're a male dancer.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Junior boyout what you think when you hear exotic delivery?
Changing whips?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What's happening? He went, that's what that's why Amazon off?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, changing whips and what in the world handcuffs? Just
what if I let you know that this exotic delivery
is I'm dropping off a uh a llama or a
giraffe at your house? This is anxiety exotic animals, exotic.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Animals, Oh, exactic Oh trippers? Okay, track my thoughts team,
all right, put them whips up, y'all pay attention.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Here we go, my baby dog, let's go baby.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, this is this is he How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
How you doing? My name is?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
My name is Shad I'm with GPT, and we have
a delivery for you. I'm going to be arribbing probably
in the next uh, I guess about the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
My My wife and you kids can probably get it
with us home from school, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So let me.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Make sure I got the address right. Are you thirty
eight North River Drive?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's my okay, So is anyone there right now? At all?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nobody's home right now. I don't understand why you can't
just just leave the package there for Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well this has to be this has to be signed,
and I have you on here as the handler for
this delivery. So I definitely got to get quite a
few signatures from you. I got about five or six
pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Are you is your What time does your wife get there?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sir? She'll be the what do you what do you?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
What do you mean on a handler handling?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What? What are you? What are you delivering?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
have two peacocks, We have a seal, and we have
a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, this there's gotta be some kind of mistake, right,
we have a dog, that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
We don't, we don't.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
We're not an animal sanctuary here.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't. I don't understand what what you're talking about.
We didn't a kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
A feel I mean, you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, that's my name man.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Listen, listen, Yes, that is accurate. But again, I'm not
a handler. I'm not handling things.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, okay, sir, let me if there is some confusion.
Your name is here, your address is here. So I
don't see where I have a problem. If everything i'm
asking you, you're saying is correct, except now you're saying
you don't want your delivery.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's not my delivery man, That's what I'm trying to
tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I didn't order these things.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, A kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It makes sense, man, two peacocks.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Whose order is this? This is not my order? Man,
You got my name okay.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So here, okay, so here's here's what we need to do.
Will your wife be here, be at the house within
the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
She might be, but you know what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them
at your at your place, and you can call the
company that shipped them and you can figure out what
went wrong or whatnot. But it is my leave these
animals there.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
What what's your name?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What's your name? Brothers?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
My name is Rasha.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not
about to leave no more animals at my secking house. Okay,
you're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kango woos.
You're not leaving no conceals. Okay, we're not having a
competant zoo at my house. When I get to my.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
House with shot, ain't no animal's gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Okay, okay, you know what? Hold on, figure Okay, let
let me get my wife on the phone. All right,
let me let me call my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, hang on, hang on, sir, I don't listen, Sir.
I don't have time for you to reach out to
you wife, for you to try to figure out what
you're gonna do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal.
I gotta make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I
have other animals on the truck.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I don't give up about your other animals.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, I'm home my wife.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm if she may be ordered the kangoo, the seal, okay,
because I know I didn't order.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
All right, We're gonna figure this out, okay, and she's
not gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sir, listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can
figure this out when you get home. Right now. I'm
I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animal.
Most if there's something, sir, if it's not yours, somebody
will come back tomorrow and pick them up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I'm not gonna have them see at my house overnight.
But you think I am out ray Mary Poppa's man,
I ain't out here doing thathing with these animals like this.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You're crazy, Shan. Please, if there's an animal at my
house when I arrived, so help me.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
God, so so so help you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
God. What you're gonna have the animal is gonna be
there when you get that. Man, you're not finna use
you're slowing up my whole delivery route today. Okay, I
ain't got time for this.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I ain't got time for this.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I want to know, but why you ordered?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why you order a kangaroo if you don't want it?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Now, if I didn't order them kangaroo, that's why I
don't want them, because I didn't order them in kangaroo.
Be telling me what's word what I want? Okay, this
is the worst customer services.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Of the world. I don't even a customer of yours.
You're trying to tell me that I got a kangaroo
of peacock and peacocks, yeah two peak, you have two peacocks, sir.
This is I'm gonna do with those animals. Animals.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't know what you're gonna do with them, but
you're gonna sign.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You're gonna sign this paperwork through that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
If you think I'm signing paperwork.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
An I don't want to whoop your at your house
in front of your wife and kids behind some animals.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't, But you're gonna sign my paperwork.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You would I wish you would try to whoop my,
I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
to show up and talk real restless. Okay, you show
it up here with a caravan of animals like I
mean the ridiculous Okay, huh, no, face man, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's only one thing. I really, just only one last
thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is
that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
Your wife Bridget got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh man, you gotta be oh man, Wow, you.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Don't want the delivery man. You don't want I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Want the kangaroo man. Those animals together, man, you gotta
be high up to mind one of all.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right, baby, give it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Tell me what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Let me hear, Adrian.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, And now you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Have it exotic. What would you want for delivery?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I told you at the beginning animal Suirley, Oh, I
like I like leopards, you know, cheetahs and panthers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You would want a leopard in your yard? Yeah, okay,
I couldn't have said that. I like, I would have
gotten me a peacock. How about you, jun, you would
have got a peacock.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Peacock?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, I just see him in the yard. And you
ain't got no fence. You can't visilize that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But I think I can't see that peacock be going
all down the street. Hey man, y'all see the peacock
right here?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Heale up comedy club. The Nephew is coming to town.
That is this week ind in Atlanta, GA, from REDDA
you know where. It is Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Tickets
are on sale right now. The Nephew was come to
do come at your cott and iph you tom me
A couple of my friends straight stupid, straight, ignorant, straight
crazy who I would show that you don't want to miss.
And it is something to see now, something to hear,
(08:32):
something to see. It's right here, hell boy, ignorant. I
might buy a ticket, see myself. I ain't lying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I really might.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I might.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I might. I might gonna get tickets, see myself. I
got to see me. I got to see me do
this all right, nephew, I like it. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show
I'll be here, I'll be here, I'll be right here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Got the prank of today for you. This right here
is exotic delivery. Exotic delivery. Now, ladies, what y'all think?
What what you know when you hear exotic delivery? What
you think that is.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
An Amazon package or something?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Stripper with an Amazon package.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Called delivery exotic dances. I'm with you on this, Shirley.
Maybe you're a male dancer.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Junior boyout what you think when you hear exotic delivery?
Changing whips?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What's happening? He went, that's what that's why Amazon off?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, changing whips and what in the world handcuffs? Just
what if I let you know that this exotic delivery
is I'm dropping off a uh a llama or a
giraffe at your house? This is anxiety exotic animals, exotic.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Animals, Oh, exactic Oh trippers? Okay, track my thoughts team,
all right, put them whips up, y'all pay attention.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Here we go, my baby dog, let's go baby.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, this is this is he How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
How you doing? My name is?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
My name is Shad I'm with GPT, and we have
a delivery for you. I'm going to be arribbing probably
in the next uh, I guess about the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
My My wife and you kids can probably get it
with us home from school, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So let me.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Make sure I got the address right. Are you thirty
eight North River Drive?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's my okay, So is anyone there right now? At all?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nobody's home right now. I don't understand why you can't
just just leave the package there for Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well this has to be this has to be signed,
and I have you on here as the handler for
this delivery. So I definitely got to get quite a
few signatures from you. I got about five or six
pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Are you is your What time does your wife get there?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Sir? She'll be the what do you what do you?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
What do you mean on a handler handling?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
What? What are you? What are you delivering?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
have two peacocks, We have a seal, and we have
a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, this there's gotta be some kind of mistake, right,
we have a dog, that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
We don't, we don't.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
We're not an animal sanctuary here.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't. I don't understand what what you're talking about.
We didn't a kangaroo.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
A feel I mean, you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, that's my name man.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Listen, listen, Yes, that is accurate. But again, I'm not
a handler. I'm not handling things.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, okay, sir, let me if there is some confusion.
Your name is here, your address is here. So I
don't see where I have a problem. If everything i'm
asking you, you're saying is correct, except now you're saying
you don't want your delivery.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's not my delivery man, That's what I'm trying to
tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I didn't order these things.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, A kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It makes sense, man, two peacocks.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Whose order is this? This is not my order? Man,
You got my name okay.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So here, okay, so here's here's what we need to do.
Will your wife be here, be at the house within
the next ninety minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
She might be, but you know what are you saying?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What I'm gonna do is leave them here, leave them
at your at your place, and you can call the
company that shipped them and you can figure out what
went wrong or whatnot. But it is my leave these
animals there.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
What what's your name?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What's your name? Brothers?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
My name is Rasha.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not
about to leave no more animals at my secking house. Okay,
you're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kango woos.
You're not leaving no conceals. Okay, we're not having a
competant zoo at my house. When I get to my.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
House with shot, ain't no animal's gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Okay, okay, you know what? Hold on, figure Okay, let
let me get my wife on the phone. All right,
let me let me call my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, hang on, hang on, sir, I don't listen, Sir.
I don't have time for you to reach out to
you wife, for you to try to figure out what
you're gonna do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal.
I gotta make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I
have other animals on the truck.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I don't give up about your other animals.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, I'm home my wife.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm if she may be ordered the kangoo, the seal, okay,
because I know I didn't order.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
All right, We're gonna figure this out, okay, and she's
not gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Sir, listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can
figure this out when you get home. Right now. I'm
I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animal.
Most if there's something, sir, if it's not yours, somebody
will come back tomorrow and pick them up.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I'm not gonna have them see at my house overnight.
But you think I am out ray Mary Poppa's man,
I ain't out here doing thathing with these animals like this.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You're crazy, Shan. Please, if there's an animal at my
house when I arrived, so help me.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
God, so so so help you.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
God. What you're gonna have the animal is gonna be
there when you get that. Man, you're not finna use
you're slowing up my whole delivery route today. Okay, I
ain't got time for this.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I ain't got time for this.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Man.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I want to know, but why you ordered?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Why you order a kangaroo if you don't want it?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Now, if I didn't order them kangaroo, that's why I
don't want them, because I didn't order them in kangaroo.
Be telling me what's word what I want? Okay, this
is the worst customer services.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Of the world. I don't even a customer of yours.
You're trying to tell me that I got a kangaroo
of peacock and peacocks, yeah two peak, you have two peacocks, sir.
This is I'm gonna do with those animals. Animals.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't know what you're gonna do with them, but
you're gonna sign.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You're gonna sign this paperwork through that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
If you think I'm signing paperwork.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
An I don't want to whoop your at your house
in front of your wife and kids behind some animals.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't, But you're gonna sign my paperwork.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
You would I wish you would try to whoop my,
I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
to show up and talk real restless. Okay, you show
it up here with a caravan of animals like I
mean the ridiculous Okay, huh, no, face man, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's only one thing. I really, just only one last
thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is
that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
Your wife Bridget got me the prank phone call you.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh man, you gotta be oh man, Wow, you.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Don't want the delivery man. You don't want I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Want the kangaroo man. Those animals together, man, you gotta
be high up to mind one of all.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Right, baby, give it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Tell me what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
radio show in the land.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Let me hear, Adrian.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, And now you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Have it exotic. What would you want for delivery?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I told you at the beginning animal Suirley, Oh, I
like I like leopards, you know, cheetahs and panthers.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You would want a leopard in your yard? Yeah, okay,
I couldn't have said that. I like, I would have
gotten me a peacock. How about you, jun, you would
have got a peacock.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Peacock?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, I just see him in the yard. And you
ain't got no fence. You can't visilize that.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But I think I can't see that peacock be going
all down the street. Hey man, y'all see the peacock
right here?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Heale up comedy club. The Nephew is coming to town.
That is this week ind in Atlanta, GA, from REDDA
you know where. It is Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Tickets
are on sale right now. The Nephew was come to
do come at your cott and iph you tom me
A couple of my friends straight stupid, straight, ignorant, straight
crazy who I would show that you don't want to miss.
And it is something to see now, something to hear,
(08:32):
something to see. It's right here, hell boy, ignorant. I
might buy a ticket, see myself. I ain't lying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I really might.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I might.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I might. I might gonna get tickets, see myself. I
got to see me. I got to see me do
this all right, nephew, I like it. You're listening Steve
Harvey Morning Show
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